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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.5 U. H; y: q' ^4 t( p0 i! ^
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; X; z# G- P$ n/ e3 u% }$ u" Z
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following+ \- y& v o4 O; f
plan.5 }! j& V3 w. _* F) z) F6 X
* j4 I9 W, L1 L% `0 k8 @" kYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' h0 u( ]2 I4 _; g: a: b* X Z! q) W
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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) R( n8 O0 c/ v* N( c5 I* j$ xPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
" w' N# ^8 Z( a' P4 i/ s; ]following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-: F3 N, j% q6 u
Auto Industry fixed.- b+ W$ s! t0 ?: }. F- s k
. o, E8 z) y- c& p, P. _1 ~8 J& a3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-9 X' V0 l$ |% z, Z/ K4 z, Z
Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
- X. _$ M! B) z& Q: S& E, BIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their* R7 L4 n$ O& ~: B* G! L, T% e V
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