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写给美国总统：
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' I, g. I, o+ \! K9 qDear Mr. President:8 q" E6 C$ A# I2 h* [* B$ S m) A% M
, Y# l( ~- f' |8 D8 vPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.5 H8 r6 ?5 P0 q) S7 c
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 {$ } R; Y- e
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following2 q' q T1 s0 G, ^" D( o* C' E6 _/ ?' X
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:7 h1 D/ a' v. k
* \( P; H0 b; i( [There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 R4 t7 x: X% D2 q3 t
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -: R1 W4 G+ P2 M* U6 Z
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
% j2 o: @0 H* I4 F; j& mAuto Industry fixed.# h9 ]/ n; Y" r' }' ?) P+ f1 J
% b3 g3 x+ J2 M; u$ r. p' f- b3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
- N" e/ j. L9 G4 K9 s9 X9 Z" aHousing Crisis fixed.; c+ K6 f$ t- h" v
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It can't get any easier than that!* V5 E' _" i% E3 G/ r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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