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写给美国总统：/ x$ I e" C/ ^0 ^* }
$ \! e# p4 w. [. w0 O/ C d% M; ^# rDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.) s _4 I: P P7 s
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
0 W% \& l/ Y; a9 fthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following, z* K6 A$ s5 L. }, X$ y" G
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$ o9 N- ]& J% T' t+ s+ KYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:( t4 N+ _/ J$ b% R. k! i
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., q6 u. ^; G7 Z! i% K% H1 {+ ?
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 U$ e2 L5 J: |) X+ e5 r: X4 {' a: E
following stipulations:
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4 |% ^. u# G8 \6 v0 t1 Q# T/ g1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
2 F5 N! G4 Y% w3 ?+ UUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-& w9 n# @ ?$ k% ` u- F- E
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
7 F$ {. A) F4 a4 U5 Z! T! bHousing Crisis fixed.$ u' r# `' v. ^" X- t9 a
. t) d1 m% c/ j: Z6 K, gIt can't get any easier than that!
8 T+ ?. }8 @4 QIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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