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Dear Mr. President:
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, e- ]. h1 a$ ^6 {! iPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. t, Y5 {+ [$ ^: n# D
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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" w; ^5 T4 G# b5 L/ e% E, cYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force., x8 ?1 `7 X, X* W% [+ r5 g z
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the4 @' F' q- p- X
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -# E; J& U S e( M9 g- |
Unemployment fixed." _" n( c& D1 ^2 a5 q; V
; C0 [& A! \& I2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
: m& j) g- q! NAuto Industry fixed.
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% R; x$ S7 J" [3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-* `, e7 T- w; V1 c! B0 m
Housing Crisis fixed.( f2 l. Q7 h5 g T& j
# R8 P8 f% Z; j2 \9 X `6 yIt can't get any easier than that!8 B. M" {6 P+ V' e9 O+ [
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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