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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
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the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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& | C0 J' X7 S# E y: OYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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, @$ Q% A& ?; h @3 Y6 j% n1 z; W JPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the% Q5 x& f$ J- e) O8 ^
following stipulations:
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3 ?& N9 k! B/ t1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -) P. q) {4 l& Z+ c* ]' d$ B
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: O1 B5 y, N% J) g+ c2 X( K3 E
Housing Crisis fixed.5 i/ j6 f8 @1 e& |$ J n
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It can't get any easier than that!
- s" P. j7 N0 `% ~If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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