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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:2 ]! N! u' b6 p+ {7 a" z5 X% x

  a7 `7 v5 P6 L0 L+ V% nDear Mr. President:4 a; H, n0 n+ E

8 A+ j" @' _: A, [Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
6 t+ B4 j( Q& b9 l; [" g1 y+ S9 E9 Q1 K' lInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
, g1 z1 d, ^! G- Othe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following2 B& M* W! H0 `- n1 N/ U  a, ?
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, X& u& Z: U! O# u

* P0 \4 k6 L% CThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.: @) m7 O& s0 |3 r3 Z8 s& \9 b

3 e' z1 ?/ u  E( B; I* GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
; ~2 Z/ {, `, p5 H+ m% ?following stipulations:7 J% j1 y5 E. \3 q
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
8 J* |9 _& S6 A5 KUnemployment fixed.
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& ]% j2 E1 S8 o* T5 o2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-7 Q1 x$ @8 E) w+ O" y- |2 A
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( P) K9 \6 e( y: Y( X) @) N- U/ lHousing Crisis fixed.  w7 e% i9 L' K( p7 A: [

8 d! F! z& `1 EIt can't get any easier than that!' x4 a0 V5 F, v9 j
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层
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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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& I2 a# k6 @& u) D- @; \) |好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。 # p/ D" y8 p1 \$ v. L
给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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