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写给美国总统:
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2 G$ G, |: H! C* A/ I1 }9 \/ dDear Mr. President:3 I0 F& u+ g/ V, s& @9 i7 ]7 q
* Z& i$ G# F5 C6 b2 a9 ^$ @5 m* sPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
% q: d! [' v" @$ I+ }1 O6 lInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander+ v1 A: ^9 E) O2 Y5 F7 j
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following I; ]/ w6 A. n. V$ t& g
plan.
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# f+ a4 Z7 d4 w$ m$ ?% i8 nYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.; ?! y, W) y9 s$ h* W
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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# z5 K* p* y7 u1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
1 k; A+ {# Z: E0 R0 UUnemployment fixed.. d/ G! I1 p& K ~% p0 h, {( n
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
- F# _% J* z6 lAuto Industry fixed.3 Z. q$ i0 X! Y& {- d
2 ^; v, j3 C$ y# m5 F' O4 {/ f7 J3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& _$ [- A$ Z/ n5 aHousing Crisis fixed.- l! s' Y/ f. o/ l& u4 i
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It can't get any easier than that!
. z* u- c4 ?% [; K- X% o* P8 tIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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