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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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& g2 O: K5 A+ F6 Q" V) }* O+ Y; Q) ^Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
! l+ @1 f% y+ Z. S2 f$ \Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 F Q3 t+ M: J- J
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following! i8 A4 Y) m8 u
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" F! e c$ E2 U, KYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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. b2 @4 X8 J1 G' qThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force." p( B+ U( c# f. y
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; F# y! l5 A; u5 |) |1 \
following stipulations:
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; A; ?+ j) d% O0 j$ G5 O/ K# \1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -, a4 K# `' g5 T
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-/ | S2 V/ t, i
Auto Industry fixed.
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z* u( A, o2 D- i4 d) f3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-1 \/ B. k2 l+ {; [/ Q' g
Housing Crisis fixed./ q! P F5 K4 K& H
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It can't get any easier than that!- y& F6 n2 J( H9 y: `
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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