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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
0 a6 j8 k; }9 v5 L7 j# QInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander9 U7 H0 F: ?2 j% R7 ^+ W0 q2 M
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following9 A/ V* U: V) j( C
plan.3 y/ Q Y: j. c
2 b. H. j6 c) M* W0 fYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:9 r; O$ Y7 _4 }8 Q4 n2 x$ ^) z
; {: k$ W- A) a" v5 y. uThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.+ G H" |% r' z8 }
. d% x7 |; i# \$ N+ H/ s& n2 aPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the9 P' c( q5 _7 {
following stipulations:8 ~& x) G' r" \
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
5 m' l$ Y) r7 N+ Q. }/ AUnemployment fixed.
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, W; [# y: g% e+ ?. c! M6 [' X2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
4 J& ~& ~3 {+ ^. DAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-. l, f" q! E) b
Housing Crisis fixed.$ n Q: E" i `1 a/ A
7 R6 q& m# n$ a6 a5 ^$ F7 R) hIt can't get any easier than that!
; q( B: v& ?' C) bIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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