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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"1 W" y* U9 X8 r, `& W( t
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.") _/ _' M  c, _4 p
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"Well done. Who was that?") s( {. H$ H. ?: f' x' w

  }  C5 ^4 C* u4 ~"My granny."
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8 K: ~7 I1 A! m' e"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” - M7 H6 L1 ]$ A+ w: o3 [

: C% Q1 a: \/ ^1 H. a( ]“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 / V. \( `* v, b8 `) ~9 W! ~

* |! V9 a0 l- l* e) R) X0 p5 U“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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