英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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" _- N- K% z! z7 M- R6 h4 z"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

1 J! Z+ {& j5 Z+ N2 H4 u2 J"Well done. Who was that?"
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' N8 }& ^  ^4 X0 A( s+ T) h" M"My granny."

5 o: B! k7 d" x6 ?: R! {- l# k( o"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

0 n2 R# g7 U0 m"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

优 缺 点

. C  b! l& p4 Z, [  G“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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$ r0 t( m+ ]3 u8 [“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

7 B& d4 E2 e: j“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

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小叶子

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天涯明月夜

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可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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