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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"& W3 t. B4 F' M7 j! q' y0 l

7 h2 D$ g$ J6 f6 u; ]2 n& V8 B) X"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."7 b8 ?  R$ Z: q9 G
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"Well done. Who was that?"0 k5 N* ~" |/ }' ^' ^( B2 e
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"My granny."8 T6 L: t* t2 x  j' ^
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."( O) \6 F. w* P5 V
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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7 \4 N$ v; G( E3 J% B4 _7 i“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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$ I+ p- r, x% O' Q* u, z“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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