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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！: }( y; w4 J5 ]
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.- V4 m& m9 L, B/ I. g
% r2 t) [( ?# v7 j [% iOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.( M" e! E$ ^7 m1 W! U, a& C/ O
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 1 ~8 Q! d! P* G" f
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 4 T; m! `( j9 {1 N$ l: i4 u
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!5 f- N7 v- q% n- P% r8 L7 Z
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. / ]2 E; ^8 q/ |! U1 j, d4 _; {+ C
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”; H0 P% T9 Y R2 ~% j- ?
; x) `$ N T: Y5 e9 cHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 f3 I% |% ?& j/ g
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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