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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！1 ^) |: A. b. t- k3 n b
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.# n) K- j; k% s2 b
" L _6 @" e( U9 oOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: l8 `0 \ y+ C& ?2 {4 @2 i
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ' [8 g5 }% D* Y: m
7 o4 w2 k' T) u! s% YFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ; w; @6 C1 u+ c5 d" }
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 4 _+ Q- v* T3 w; q6 f& O& A
6 p* b- X5 G: K0 X0 |3 y: c9 |He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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/ b/ N6 l- D# c" dHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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# F- v! s1 q& M' C$ ]. J _The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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