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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！" C. g# C$ J! M2 W
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+ B5 j- \" F3 ?! G& ?9 l4 MWhere did I go wrong?
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* B9 a, P+ m1 G; ~% Y) f: g4 \2 UA man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.. F% c- ]* j# |5 C# t' L
9 f8 d, H3 j2 p2 ^, g9 Q" g5 eWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ( X `' p) u. y6 M1 _
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 G3 Z- E+ n, Y
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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6 ?& q* G$ H; kFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. . W! p3 t; ?9 m5 }
" t4 [2 |5 y. [3 P/ ]5 J/ m% [( C, P5 LHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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