MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
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! M! N0 S& T4 j6 e# ~You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
! \4 T/ a/ J! I% t. ]" x6 h' c. ffeeling better every day.
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/ @" I# ?- W; Q) a( P7 S# y% ?When you are kicked out of the home
& p6 G- y4 ~1 o% j% qfor being too healthy, you spend
8 B- G; T* E2 j# p" m/ nseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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! M* c1 }/ [" l) R) e# J, _6 ~When you start work,
. X1 o8 g3 O/ n" B: O5 s" c( {8 R- jyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
( ^1 y1 T% }, ?3 L4 r4 f' t9 leveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
  b" l& Z+ |$ yyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!