MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE

$ e- g: t5 H$ L6 UI want to live my
next life backwards!

) F" [9 h; W% D* ZYou start out dead and get that out of the
% o4 r$ {. `/ ^0 sway right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
1 H; y0 g. h. _: Afeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
" L. H* S. \. z: _% H, ifor being too healthy, you spend
  }+ F' w7 N' q2 z4 {7 D( H! cseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
2 f. z- j. n5 m( B$ _* S) Fso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
) ?- {2 `! R4 ]' \work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
+ a7 Z* i5 u, D6 K" ~, B: \6 band party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
2 }  Z4 r. K& f4 B1 zagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
& B% [4 X+ Q# h  dresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
; T7 v# X+ Z! N! L0 Q( qeveryone runs themselves ragged
5 t" u$ y" J6 i  @; hkeeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
6 h- N3 V& V! d: |) Q, Ospa-like
( P0 o5 ^1 Z* @con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

; s, k; @( A, ~2 E) D8 TUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!