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# j8 @6 T3 U& {0 x7 B* l+ ~I want to live my
9 T8 s# z9 a6 w1 W+ rnext life backwards!
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0 g& K U0 ^- g' @8 r0 m sYou start out dead and get that out of the
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. N2 f6 s) k" [5 p8 Y" @0 VThen, you wake up in a nursing home
! m" \- ^# b. [6 B& efeeling better every day.
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, w N& o3 m# Q: I# j' A' AWhen you are kicked out of the home
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) n0 ]! s$ h, Q1 Oretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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+ m4 P9 I6 A- e7 \When you start work,
1 ~$ n0 `1 O; c: f9 j% Q" Hyou get a gold watch on your first day.( o0 F- j, Q/ L
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You work 40 years or
* Z( }, Z9 v* J5 @! Y* `so, getting younger every day until pretty soon) Y- J* A/ ?* S" w3 E
you're too young to# E# q' ~- V3 Y( O! D7 ~# _3 h& n
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,; P8 W( k9 F6 C0 _& h' H
and party., c4 n0 i+ y7 E
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 t, Z) k& [5 g/ g
again.
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4 U3 L3 f/ z, B; {9 i! CYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
8 a, j1 _3 r7 e2 W" iresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
: O1 A) k# G; ]) u7 P: |everyone runs themselves ragged2 Z* I5 S1 T2 d! B" g$ N6 i3 ^
keeping you happy.. _. g: B6 G! T: H9 M8 z
, c" \; s" W% JYou spend7 G; w2 y/ p' e6 `
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
* j" [) j7 ^+ k* b; |. D- Zspa-like
3 {& U" r6 {# o5 Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.* ]9 z# u6 h; R$ E; K- y# O" g
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