MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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# @9 U1 [& W, [) MYou start out dead and get that out of the
. i1 ~$ n/ ^! E4 I, H; e% Vway right off the bat.
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4 s) E6 [3 d6 T. \2 pThen, you wake up in a nursing home
  ]. ^2 q3 y( w% C4 m1 Y: J2 ^feeling better every day.
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3 r% {4 E  W9 X  L+ |8 y3 r% LWhen you are kicked out of the home
. }7 z0 h$ K7 m1 o  s3 B/ Wfor being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
2 y3 s1 r1 W$ k  ^1 u: e7 jyou get a gold watch on your first day.

; \7 b: [0 ]' T4 }9 [, L6 M4 HYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- k& G% a0 E3 d/ yyou're too young to
work.
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5 Q& V! ?) W' e* D  B* k0 b; LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

4 l6 t6 m8 u9 [% y8 \' ~  }" m7 [5 yAs you get even younger, you become a kid
: K( ?7 H5 U$ _. Q8 d& J, }! v% |" Vagain.

4 @# [2 D; r7 O0 x7 k' @You go to elementary school, play, and have no
' ], ^/ s  g# t( A" a, presponsibilities.
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/ ]2 i* _2 |. L4 @' FIn a few years, you become a baby and
+ w4 j1 x6 g9 yeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

! G: M* {  k* m8 n2 E% \" QYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
( r* K$ ~: @7 w( [" ncon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

3 n4 B5 ?; V8 X' @/ i# VUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

4 w* Y( @: p* C0 P+ ^- P( EI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!