MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
6 U- _, \+ a- x8 ?. C$ r5 P) t; Unext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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: K, x7 D9 H  \7 OThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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& J* s) z: d3 P% C) M! ^( ~When you are kicked out of the home
3 V# c) [* J+ J" C9 b7 p# \for being too healthy, you spend
8 j8 n0 _! U3 C# X( qseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
/ W" }7 N/ G  U/ L# `3 f; L8 g4 I) b% uyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
+ K$ C* l5 E  d7 Vyou're too young to
' A6 {% B* e6 Vwork.

/ g1 ^9 E& C, v+ ]# h/ x" |So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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6 e" _$ ^7 a9 ^# mAs you get even younger, you become a kid
+ H9 Z5 H  l# yagain.

5 h! j! f& K7 {7 p/ i  q2 _" A) qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
, ?+ {2 E) U7 H1 c9 L  feveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

; A2 d% a! E& a4 d: m# HYou spend
6 B; J8 d9 T2 Q. u  A' ?! {8 \5 ayour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
: R% A4 M; }3 e# b+ Tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
  L& }0 ?4 u' C3 g# {5 ~+ Z  rtap.

4 d: ]& u+ W8 G& S8 E, JUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!