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MY NEXT LIFE& g5 `9 Q3 L! S' W
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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' g8 z% x4 }+ A2 oWhen you are kicked out of the home( f [6 h+ `2 q9 U# `
for being too healthy, you spend0 W8 M6 B6 T! S$ r5 W
several years enjoying your$ r( A% h4 {" ?
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ J( l7 R/ D$ R/ X' l! CWhen you start work,2 \# {; j. ~0 ]5 Y- Q, Y# M
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or* J; A# x9 K, |2 l- A W
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon2 k# O; N! n$ o
you're too young to4 L& y: E( [7 b) G
work.5 O: O9 i1 X& B) s4 ?) l% m
' _. y8 M; U9 O$ P r* x, E% TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid& N6 \' A1 A0 y) f- x
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% `; c3 G+ ~2 a0 Y$ B: q* D( PYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 X. Y8 |4 _* n2 j- ^$ fIn a few years, you become a baby and$ C7 T) O7 p& U% H9 H! V/ h
everyone runs themselves ragged
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5 }+ ^1 y0 [5 d6 s5 M4 R7 C) qYou spend
8 a( I* g; Z+ \. S# c pyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury," ^0 G" Z0 P- B
spa-like
4 H8 F ^4 P4 M6 b* I0 ycon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.# e0 [1 `# l" v9 r$ s, D( Y4 R
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I rest
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