MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
  |% n2 T/ l2 s; onext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the
( i7 W1 }) X2 _& [5 H" D! oway right off the bat.

& l0 q* ?" ~" a/ w' `Then, you wake up in a nursing home
, Q5 Z+ Q: Z, ]9 Afeeling better every day.

( l- e* |4 H! A6 [1 QWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
9 o% L7 U. m7 g/ |9 i( Kseveral years enjoying your
; ~( x$ q2 u$ Z( V$ ~retirement and collecting benefit checks.

1 v. g& A4 i7 M$ h2 o) TWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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. M8 g: C8 s: PSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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$ l8 @, _! U# G3 c* S0 ]In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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3 `' |% ]1 c" v! p; e9 x" QYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
- a6 B: Q& A" ~spa-like
( d! h( _. k1 K" fcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!