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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.; Z G2 g9 z4 b5 l; R1 Q4 h
' R# ?4 z: q) c1 lI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' _/ O. X4 X3 J: \- \I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
I" l1 r5 B0 G8 ^They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion./ o6 ?& J6 r& S* d1 g
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% ]3 \7 F3 [+ |% _: Nthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ d6 b; D' {4 u" m6 Y- wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. |4 |' {% s4 d B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 B/ H# l7 M& y/ W" M4 J. E
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( `1 @+ O1 J" Z' F8 ?- k) CThere are some that would have you not use certain words.( [" U- ~: S0 r6 F2 O$ X- @& Y( A
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 }" v* W, Y" u2 wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! b: k7 u$ r( M2 z" g
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 M4 S9 O3 Q5 G! }( Y% R! y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,% f: G: r2 x/ J% w% W
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; k7 |# E4 u4 `4 l8 `2 X1 H3 p"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,% {. v& x; g7 e1 v0 R0 K* I5 r
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! ?$ |& a K# P/ y; T. f" G( P7 v"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 f8 m% Y5 N/ J( B. N8 p
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
8 P9 D$ R% v4 [( h6 Bcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 Y4 `/ X v2 Y% }0 @+ Z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 {$ W c: S3 z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 Q+ R% H. M% D8 n) R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 T# W) ]+ O/ V, d7 n" Pman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
3 Y; q! [3 Z1 {& R! c1 Ysnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
! E8 ~- l/ Q! K' asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 I: ]0 p$ q/ Y; q1 _) V3 p
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
2 l. `. P4 v* c( N% K0 y& ]# E* ~One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does: C* |' f- I2 D4 W- o; V+ ?! G
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 w2 @" {$ i9 t) C5 _) x; B" @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ N5 l9 d8 a1 G/ Y' ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 z0 Q0 ^+ O. `4 p6 X! Asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 g! h$ j) P" g( vMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on7 E& [4 R, O/ Q& k, @% |* _! A
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ M) D2 }0 F1 N: [/ O3 a. V
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 A$ n# d7 h; ~ N4 s$ V, V4 K0 o8 v
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. E4 s3 g9 X& L# y* p
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", C( c! \9 U+ i: \2 j2 K$ R. q
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 [7 E9 z) _; }" g& \' `other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ ?) d+ E7 J1 c7 e$ Atogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; h- H2 c0 P( ?" k* u$ g7 j/ \
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* j, _$ M3 T8 h6 h% E' [
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! r+ h4 d( L2 n" Qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: ]+ F+ M4 d$ ]. K& x8 w7 t
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; @# c0 H( o G1 [ k6 t$ x
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more3 k# ~, d3 v0 o' X+ M9 p- b
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ F- g+ p$ U, h7 |
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 A: T8 L0 r/ L8 l+ ^4 S
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 {' b, B2 r8 r& c: w
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# Y P, }$ m! H3 |
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
" D8 k: e. F: R5 y5 q- t" sthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 ]' }! H% H) W V* `% L
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but, `9 B- c$ I T* p" Y
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
A6 _- W2 G& E0 cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 S# J* _* w6 Q4 Q
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( f9 A6 |% d1 t, FSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." `3 ^9 K* a8 F# t5 h$ m
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& i6 E) t% ^, }5 i) S: r' a, v* n& d
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
- r9 O0 o$ [9 f- c$ u4 a3 sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,4 R7 c8 Y% Z3 }* N# V; ~
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 J( f6 N+ n3 _& |8 z3 E* C
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# G" r5 A F8 ^: W
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock5 k$ Y$ b+ P. P/ }* n% k: V4 j$ [, r
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 N% I1 ~& p3 M( N. athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. y5 l9 K: W4 N- p/ aKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 B2 s1 C7 @3 F1 L" M8 w7 _say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 Q8 o U, y( h6 w" v0 zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 H3 M4 s. Q9 Rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ {8 E. p" N: T' |" P, n. p7 @
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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