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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' f) K( H0 b3 D4 Z$ F+ O: ]I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. t1 u2 Y( i/ U( p" @( C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ ]$ ]7 |% Z, M; B$ o3 `* _
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* `/ L+ r5 e1 }9 Vthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ G+ ]8 p0 {: Q9 }5 p" g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 c* u; w8 m. D" Q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." b9 d5 m! u+ J" C& }9 H5 R' z
There are some people that are not into all the words.8 M S" M& Y; K6 C7 V
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
0 [6 ~# X6 w$ M& FThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% I4 o: r: T* b- t; |+ Y" Aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 ]! Q4 e+ `- ?8 m
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' w* I4 G. w/ p$ V4 R3 |to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" Y. x A9 A& c! V0 w5 mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: Q; u/ {2 D& q7 d/ Q0 E
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 }& j) F7 F, e3 |2 R# Fand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?, W V8 J8 @2 S5 p4 g. i5 I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". {5 [5 r" R5 u6 @
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
! m2 c2 w ^5 k1 @curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ S0 h+ l4 d$ J; ]% L+ R"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' Z- c8 p) {. W& } e* G
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* M, |% I4 W' m& I8 o; f2 O( ]$ rsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,. s/ h2 Q+ P2 g6 y/ R# r4 n3 ]
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! S: U4 H) Z# T3 d8 w+ F' z
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 x/ Q6 I0 C9 D" @) q9 l
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 O+ @- N) {9 iPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just8 H. F. \( e0 N; B# W. v3 U2 V
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 G! M: i6 N% p- h1 n$ ~" w
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," }$ f# r1 m |
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! m! m; r2 W/ d- bcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: a: Z2 O: ~. z2 ?5 esome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and3 n& B% @9 D3 Q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' }, O0 l$ `3 x, c) v; H
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& S/ i( R; P. }, X: t0 {; z
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 Z, C. `7 e+ k5 f; M. E' A
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at# S( ?; v8 y$ a; r
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) z& S, W7 t0 PIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 d' q- @2 W, D" ~8 Aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) W d5 @/ S. X9 ^ r( @5 ]
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
: E9 |& j4 \; h( DPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! }7 P( _$ k# x+ t5 h( ]2 Tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 G, i6 Q; G8 O1 y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 ?( {0 M H1 o$ b+ n$ z: O9 z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") h' A3 K. O7 R! ?: X. }0 V
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ }6 V/ M: T2 P. T6 F1 w% h
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think1 {, k! S7 q& G: U- |% _
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, k3 k) m& F8 o! Vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) v, H' v$ g- d/ N/ T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% c1 V [& o% p* p4 z" k: M
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ E: K u# R! kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
" y+ }! {9 I3 F* V e: ]. x# fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) A. f$ p8 j8 T' {3 u3 _. HI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
" C3 p8 J5 v5 J2 B/ ~/ b/ Q) f4 ~0 Q9 Uthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, I p o% S% O5 w$ o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.". I. X. Z0 J, N
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& Z, q/ {- E2 E/ T) NI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any0 r5 v) [* P# u0 d7 k* ^$ _
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 I+ Z( T% b: B1 W! N. V6 u' p pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,: ]6 ~ m$ G9 q( m* ` u
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
. T* F f) K) F7 M. RBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.! `+ i; P `1 ]6 C5 A% c2 }" [ T
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 s8 ~" F ~. [+ b1 c/ VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: ^, ~. F \: \9 Z0 zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 J' [* L! k( q9 C: _
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 O3 s ^ ]; A" R
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ n. @* z% I2 _9 x) hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that1 C* T& t! H- g* d
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ Q+ R' s6 e7 E- q( |2 rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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