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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! ^3 z- I" ]3 U5 X1 L9 b. }9 g2 t0 j
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ ~) y) c+ h; [4 v
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.. k+ m/ s3 F5 H& |3 Z
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% M3 K ` V9 |5 [
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
0 s2 K$ T% x7 o2 K3 E3 Xthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ R, A6 G) l/ n4 _# o3 x* G
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& j& @* N, E* t1 e" D5 F6 R$ fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 J) Q; u0 u6 \3 p- jThere are some people that are not into all the words.
& R8 B- B' W" zThere are some that would have you not use certain words.1 J8 @2 D4 }! L) T
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) ?& V) f2 H1 y9 }) |) t0 O
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* Z5 S1 t. r3 G
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 ]; ` u; c- d/ N: G' G$ B. H4 z; bto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 n3 l6 }1 f, D) ` ], ~( W0 h9 T
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) _4 [; [* T$ Q* k
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ w& `: d9 T' X7 U7 R' n% ?
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: ~( K1 [0 }% T: n" f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ x" V' w, M3 |
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ `0 W" ^) ` C I' W7 a* g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 s: G7 g! g% h2 R
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 x# h9 I/ r4 ~& ZWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
3 c( s; D$ \- X" d, ]0 Lsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' q& v/ n, b3 A7 Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a/ ?8 j; o5 c- {" g x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
/ A7 q$ _" ` p0 ]5 @; k, zsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
! e7 [; X0 G+ x. ^Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ l0 [; V3 ?( ]
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 v) n- ^1 ~( Q/ rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! C! U6 g6 O6 X/ r; P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not; T1 U# }" T. |& j9 O- l7 A( U* h
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 }" _# Q$ h9 h* j
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- [: _9 k, E8 O" e) O7 r' iMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on R+ h* P% y! C$ `! m* n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% z9 n* ~+ a% H. B
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# I2 o) A& @) D- _1 ~
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, P. v5 T5 u% T: L1 gyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ [. J3 C' H2 ^# ?7 h) X
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ p/ |. ]+ f8 _' b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" d, u' k% P0 Y" h; ?/ X+ h: F/ x- V- _
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that9 j3 \5 X; S; W
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, U6 s: x# O7 L. r% W# }. mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I( M5 A" R# K) {4 R3 `+ ?4 z$ e
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such& g& }* I$ t. ]9 a: Q3 N/ C% B( q" _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- |0 N2 {! G8 L1 P- O
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
3 }5 H& d* B4 r3 ~; [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" D h/ w- t: D; Y0 Y3 _
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: z. I/ }( p; t$ y3 T4 r( I/ mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& m0 m% z2 ^, H; I+ w
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- W& c1 Z, A% w- l; Y0 }, Y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love5 I$ N* O" T# ?4 z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 A$ [ U h1 ~1 e' n# g( Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" [1 h- R, j; G" {7 _I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) t( `& r7 N6 g! Z+ y! z0 o7 |
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 d' E. r+ L0 b1 R+ n4 \9 HSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."9 ^; E) k/ y1 V4 ^1 [6 H" [. q5 x
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
; J" O4 Q* O, B+ m2 |I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, Y8 r- Z6 y/ B0 p, B9 [. H3 V
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
" m( w1 G- W t/ Iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 I2 @- [+ I7 c+ Sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.' A4 U; Y& ], v
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.+ Y' o# y* K$ n# ]5 I
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ o% P0 {! B" l) F9 @CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. d& ?- P7 o/ X; x1 V/ M
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for. s j. d% i; [; V% s
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't" f1 z: h( b. `$ b
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
t7 O( F' h& B' i$ N: \them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 h; b8 F. }. o3 b4 E2 F
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: q$ J$ E. s. |# e# [, X
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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