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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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4 ^! U' J5 |/ s5 X7 w: N7 G, uI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.# r4 I6 I! e& d7 o7 r
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.# S; l8 y8 i6 ` j3 g2 J
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# z; j8 F% F7 a6 h( FWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
0 j- k2 n* {6 H! qthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
: [& y9 s# }4 k3 i' }7 p0 cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same n/ r6 s/ a' Z- c) U
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; v* L6 M. A6 \( Z% ~
There are some people that are not into all the words.
+ ] p" H! J, E7 Q% M- EThere are some that would have you not use certain words.& t: a' f% d/ a3 J. `: K
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 ~3 }, n9 h; r4 P8 wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 F! L( s2 F `0 O! M
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ ?8 y' c' @7 g X1 f: |
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,2 _0 ~, |9 p# Y7 e; N, I
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 a3 F( ^8 Y, i( R9 N* h$ q; m"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ y+ |3 ?7 j# C, d4 q+ qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. o( V8 e2 O% @2 J/ G' d8 s# U6 C"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& Q3 j- u. N, b# Z( G7 jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," @3 V4 K3 x( {% W. m/ q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 a1 e9 w! \' w U; v- m"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; s1 P- i, h0 y2 ~Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
) a2 v" ~7 g. E, [1 tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 c, ]7 C$ k3 Y3 zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# g8 |% |$ g$ i
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) T( K$ n3 v; V6 A
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," ]4 ?. F7 ]# J4 k' y" o5 C
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ x0 l- K% b; |* B { vOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* ~# h c& `$ L& w0 G% G! B, B! f
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 [6 C4 p7 Z6 o% f0 ?) A& \$ c" qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% j" u8 @4 { h1 `2 Mcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 \ T( U2 ]9 \3 h5 e' \
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 W8 s5 y- x$ b1 t2 K
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 U0 j- ^, U9 P" k- ?/ D1 [there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# y& O7 A, s9 N$ N* c+ d# ~I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" n2 Y1 u7 ?" t& o4 s' q5 D; mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' A$ u" r" V. k: L: d+ @. l! D' @
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 F% z# _- v$ S8 u; e. S4 T( t1 h# z
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 m. {7 s* g% G* y- E* y0 O# wother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 |5 J* @3 p+ l3 E ^
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
0 A. T& m' l% R6 APiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ R- O+ j9 A! f6 h$ e7 ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) T/ t9 n8 v5 x' Y! v+ K g! Edon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' u/ i" }1 b& ?( \7 Istupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ F. M4 a! Q; Q$ w* X1 A9 rAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
# K' ^% m# R, A6 J9 Y/ Daccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ K, C* G/ v9 h. _" @ ~it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 u; h) c1 a" @9 v$ Y" X
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
( Y3 U8 p5 `" Phurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 B2 U" u; K# j- Q0 V3 I5 V6 H4 X5 {"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
; O, Z. r" j2 F: E4 rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; i& V$ ~- M) T2 T) J( A) J
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ F. F' A; X$ I8 M# ?$ U) l% F
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for* b; ~$ A8 q; W5 T8 F7 H9 F
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 M8 Q4 M2 F [% Y5 r* {6 P* F, o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, l" @+ r3 u+ p3 n# _8 MSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.3 d" }) @6 ^, F
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' N- p& h! W; O6 V( P' ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 W: j5 }* x* b) |7 [% q+ fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 Y. _: g. ?; H2 i) o$ v$ t6 \$ ]
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 m) n: \9 |6 K3 r: O) Y& Z7 j
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.( \) C5 U5 [ O+ Z* t
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. x+ X0 K2 _) ] P/ F. tCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in* Y4 [4 x* I; A* L' B9 l7 ?$ W
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 I* ]3 g8 j( { Y8 R
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
' D6 ^% i+ ]6 {! I) w/ B8 ?say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 Y* X) g% O7 L" O, u' \them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 w) K% F$ a2 Z1 B( qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
1 I: g! u! e- ~2 I* `; kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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