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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it." h' v8 ]+ @- D
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 F, d, h! X# a4 y& |1 E
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 Z) J% O+ S; F5 n: X2 a) v/ {They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: P2 H6 w& {- r8 y B, M
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 l8 e) `8 J# `! l3 h+ f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 V* {! T; Y6 J/ R+ t
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( u% m) {* w" Fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' W# o2 r1 j( P( Q# S
There are some people that are not into all the words.0 v3 O+ B7 M' K# U* R. f
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
- f# W/ j7 |7 R7 j- x6 q3 S* k# QThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 ^; \& z* z5 ~$ kof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% x4 f( g1 E$ m- T; `8 N
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! K: i' C2 w* G7 s3 O
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ S$ }: T) n$ {/ w3 @" y9 q: qBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' v8 W3 [9 a. k7 Z! C$ K"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; ?: F, m% ~; Z7 d* l5 f; t2 J# Y& |
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, t% |- G1 W1 v5 U5 M1 h6 ["Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 [6 `) {! D J* F8 C- Z5 W5 K/ iThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! ?8 _' [* R' b t
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ T( J% L7 {9 g# @0 t4 n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 e5 g! ^4 j) o/ ^( K5 j6 P
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; N' T1 t$ E% P- r
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; L, m i/ ]9 }
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a ~- s/ I+ m" T; H( V; n
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 U; k6 l) \ R1 _
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( |; p( W- A: o1 G* D9 b
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
' d* E, ^5 P% b2 `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does& A1 x% r _4 g, {
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 _7 f, T4 y: v/ i. p3 Y% nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( ^/ \' {; r, q# K F/ ]
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, s0 a1 J% j3 N( u
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and+ k, w- c& A1 C; |+ {! Z; X) K
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
# n2 e+ [; Q- q0 {% r3 Qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 P/ l- K9 Z5 M" N: ~! U3 w9 II mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 P; t3 \3 _( t5 e* ywith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at# _5 D+ X# s1 m/ s: b: }0 H
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". [% w! o! K2 c
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 I6 k0 y, I, _
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
4 k- q" W( K8 h( c1 j# W: G: Stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; v; S4 |( W e, x6 Y( M1 |
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" R2 r% |! a- t% g
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: B% I. Y2 a. y) k4 k+ [don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
: G5 O2 q, Z' J+ G5 Z# bstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
0 A9 m& w0 G( U' ~- `# tAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 `, J' h; i1 ~4 Waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
3 |4 K) p( t# Eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very7 z/ J" u. g( I! y/ z5 M; \8 N
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) N' \; y7 E$ \. Q& Churt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 |9 C) W: N+ I5 f" `0 I# D"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( x: y- C* ~4 Zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 s. U- L- Z" w3 ]& M0 [+ b, _a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but- ^0 d2 Q9 p, U5 R
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: n- N4 q+ |) g% A
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,. R8 X% v! R. y9 S% n( U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( D) S) R# j$ U! @3 ]
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.4 D% W2 L. o r! i
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' g9 u* h5 m y: M9 H+ C6 ]
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
k) m$ H! M) @# t6 U! J& Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, z$ n" V4 h, B# n/ b0 D: Q
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ N) w+ }! x" o! f: j1 v% [
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) O( Z; p- e: j
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# M1 I! p5 T5 P; fCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 e# X+ J/ O! J t2 p
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* U l# e( u; ?. D; T$ IKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
& y/ G3 p! v( Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 Z# [7 b4 t- @' \3 s3 _/ @7 t9 ?them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: }2 o# N# _5 R" _8 ~4 w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, W5 n3 d( y) D1 A, _can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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