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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ B( V' \; k6 m7 `7 B$ L, ^
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! U, v P/ ]3 z& aI want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ W/ A( G9 k& [, \( a7 u
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 N) W L- s$ O9 a0 `4 A, a
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid./ p0 ~2 V3 T2 I" w% R# ^7 D
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 i9 }4 j/ n& l- V4 D8 k" Gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; ~2 {9 ?- \! t+ k$ P* J, j% |
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 o6 m1 B5 i" e ?% _% ~. u' A6 l
There are some people that are not into all the words.
& o2 \, L' ?! fThere are some that would have you not use certain words., i/ A% K" [7 q! b% o0 Q; ], G
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 c0 m8 K: L7 x6 I4 n4 E. S2 [0 M* a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% ]! E, v0 L1 t: m
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
+ f; D, ~0 g" yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ E8 \! W* _0 W U; X/ UBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 k7 I0 O6 O+ P% v) h% u( H1 w" T"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) d, P+ e; C9 ]& L8 w) K
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: Z% d# Z* w7 \% i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ ~0 S C% I# m Z$ }
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% L4 c. F. G; U! @" u3 W
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! {5 i: b$ P( q2 d) Z3 g) w* x4 U- J% ^"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# A3 w- B% }! M4 e- o# Z; `. `6 N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 o! L% I5 O2 _0 tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! g; L) s/ N s' E( z3 x7 Z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ b( z/ c$ G# ^: E% |snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ j/ z" S6 L" d" L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,0 \ u" o5 F" F E, P; e8 M5 y4 ]' |
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
6 C# }! e. n" ]. E. p, r% fOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ w9 Z1 z/ C' j h$ t$ S1 I
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- P F0 w6 y. hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( L: Y2 I, y. k. Y$ Y+ G5 }completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 r( X" P2 [: @$ _
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 n, Y& A7 E. } Q$ K: s( pMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 G, p" y9 u; J; E5 v4 ^- O
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; A4 q( z# u7 N- TI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend/ D% @! e/ Y% L5 X. p- r
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
9 K! h0 X$ D$ P- E' p& fyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."; Z9 e a9 L) s" f) g1 p8 b& {9 s
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( j, k* |; }1 ]other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
9 N5 q. S) ^3 U3 f# }together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 P$ K3 ~ w; D- V7 j3 xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ Z6 S9 T9 ~2 E d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 Y0 H) w5 o, ~& S3 r. X
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such. r2 B" V( M" i+ u% }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."( P, T0 d% w/ _% H
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( o% {0 e8 G `) u! [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, n4 M6 w8 X9 j5 `5 z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' \# j' \: F W
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" w! _9 g U, h$ p4 t3 P, X" Shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! e3 L; h' I6 a8 Z& v/ A( ]' v
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' ~" J$ o0 Z; O2 f" c6 j% a
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
`8 y/ _9 f& \! V) va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" B3 P3 F9 s1 z* |6 w
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% u. U G5 u5 M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& N) L0 B- }+ ]/ D9 {2 }
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."8 n: v) H0 A/ p0 d% `4 [9 ?. G: f: x$ J' D
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. ~: z% j8 G, D {I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 _7 m8 r! Q, b3 w U0 z# x. K& Bcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; \, T8 g( v, l. \clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 p+ _( P0 {8 M2 K' h% V$ ~& Qand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
9 g d$ X) I4 p. d! H/ ~* iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.' E- b- P5 g6 n- O
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 i4 z2 E4 e: G, ?. e: G: fCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
- O) z g2 `4 ^% H0 u5 l2 j; Gthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# D) v! Q' W6 }' @: A7 I" `- C0 H pKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't; i7 Y: T3 t4 m8 _& A; [
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' a# e4 X! {1 g( Y. c7 o: z1 A% s4 uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( ]! K4 l z2 e" w B O- |6 A
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
1 s7 ?; Z! Y4 U x+ }7 Ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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