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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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! I& F* y9 E8 r) lI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 R* |" f& f5 yI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.2 `+ s9 Z1 U; G( O4 L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* n& |# [" m4 i# ?
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
N9 Z; T/ T6 j+ _, o1 y' ythen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 L1 e1 @$ H3 a3 Tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 x; g- ]# c, N9 q! P% X" y* owords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% Y4 F4 B3 R6 l
There are some people that are not into all the words.
% H1 v7 y# v J0 V" FThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 c0 k0 w& N) c( O
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 m8 ]3 s; W6 K( M8 z1 J a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
8 h* x* ^* {: i0 [399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 [6 b" ]$ t' s! _
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 r3 o. ~, @/ w& U, N, KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
9 o: _- C v, Q3 B. ?"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- ^1 F; r. _4 N/ Z6 o. ]2 _0 }
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ u/ k+ p8 R! j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ n( Q9 } x) X( j7 I8 k
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: E2 \7 ~4 t: T; H8 N) I! `
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.8 n! D1 I/ O1 X; r# O
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. j, w+ p0 I" m! IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
$ }7 B; c3 y+ U8 }+ T: ksounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# X$ ]7 B- W2 F/ f% R4 l! k
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) |1 v1 J9 e' Z% c
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
) r( ~+ J, K! _ R5 Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ h* Y7 q v' P; _) o- Z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 P, r, t; J$ A J: [! F4 ]One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, T2 I; V6 i' X. n8 [! V) Bnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,/ ]4 E6 Z0 W* D" T
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ X6 A6 Q! p a! b0 l {
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
y) F" J; Y! q4 r4 u4 \some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- ~6 j6 j) W5 R/ k) o3 U/ L4 B: GMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 _4 R& P6 {5 g& cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* H7 T& K( F) O' }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. V, A: y; S& \0 _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& G/ E @' x) C+ Q6 S9 _, l1 L
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
& `) U$ u$ m5 A1 kIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 Q0 I$ P, t+ [+ n, s% x: r7 n. d
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& A+ U& S( w, G: Ttogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" ^+ w" ]7 I3 FPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ L- D( {; S5 ?
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 U: L/ R( |# \( p. k1 }
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! o; V$ Q8 z; [2 E: S3 _) {. d
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 s: n& H# X; C3 \2 b5 @7 R N
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% Z2 Z, M4 J8 U# u% Z) Y+ Yaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 e0 F7 B; Z9 r" Q8 F. G
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: n6 ~. A. i7 W4 b/ H w% u" ~7 cimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 ^3 j% \7 U* j* O: K- u) qhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, ~/ p O- J! J
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love! S$ |% w/ x1 q
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 ]) u1 I, G1 m3 u. ^- ba great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 D3 K. D/ ~/ U" K# U
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 S% U x, x S, v& ?7 Y. Ethe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* T I- T& V7 q4 l: p5 cSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 P0 g+ W5 i0 _So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
7 w. t! X( G1 U) x4 q. {/ w0 bI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 m+ N F5 i( [; P
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 w% a! b* {$ p9 \$ `2 I. \
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 t" @3 t" q: ~
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out. V i* c, D3 |( m
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
( H B- W% m$ \/ E9 @; ]Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- {- H6 ]3 ~& o6 X$ a( BCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
* m; P2 O: _) w/ Y# xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. `. e: z5 A2 k" z, jKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. H: Z0 v. h# ?say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ n0 J$ A8 |, X C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' o! |4 E; `% N$ ^2 u% s% |) _goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You6 b- V3 a7 \4 Q& [- t3 R
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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