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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A ~+ O* J& R9 y/ y( U
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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! `( h6 h ~% Z9 _> HONEY,
, h( s2 [3 S7 D- g> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
: o$ P9 `5 o7 `6 a; j/ N- b> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.+ C, E" C% C/ c0 f) f- ?/ S
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4 [; p: K& \# _- |> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,7 |/ W+ a3 Z0 w f. T' N0 w5 I
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?- r$ u! i6 n5 M s7 g% _
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE* T! H' w3 l& p1 ^$ ?8 l
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( I! l- ~# h, W
> I DON'T THINK SO. L' q% i( z1 {8 j! `; J
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> FINE,
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1 k+ j# f' n9 Z9 u# b$ _> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,7 G1 U; s* R- E0 j r( X
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 r5 a! J" q; D5 Q) J> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,# x/ Q) o' f* L
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) w: L7 Y- O4 l& u+ B9 u
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE& `( L: f- p3 y2 u
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?. z' p2 J- I1 c+ v' M* O5 c: x
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
8 Q$ l! {& ]/ g- V6 d> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS o% d9 T6 Q0 u1 Y) @$ R! ?$ S
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?- b) s6 K$ T l6 f2 L
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK: q, ^4 i: M: s0 R2 o. ?
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: `0 n/ r8 L3 X- L6 v$ n> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T: q/ @! x1 S) T8 b) O
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
5 k R. n" H0 Y" V1 ^$ _6 ~0 o# F$ k> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 F( |: I, J! g/ @$ V4 p> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?: d% ]: V8 K6 H
> I DON'T THINK SO
, k+ w& X8 ^% A> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.: F0 b8 q* }; n% Y0 ~
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A3 ]! j$ K& ^+ ^) ]
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW! y& ~$ F: C |; r
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES5 E! M% M2 ]) `7 B: N
> TO GO HOME, z6 {; Y. _0 V
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
3 u7 ]; L) N4 e> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
( X: @0 c0 u8 g0 _> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING0 F$ I; }; |9 p, ?- [
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
; B* n6 C$ V; h5 m: D% t> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.8 u/ {8 g9 |1 y$ w4 x5 Q ?
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?& O) e& f) x6 X
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT! C: I h6 G* f: X+ ^! a
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.5 ]) h' Z. }- Z) v3 b" B$ I
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5 N3 a# D1 P; }) M& e7 C> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME$ Z Z3 ]9 G2 {. ~4 a
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND" l" l/ B+ e' G& }4 e% q
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
- ^" Z- z6 v) K7 k/ t> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE./ p' s$ h/ [( v' \5 S2 q- R
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/ r- {& Z1 c# F7 Q, I/ ~> HE SAID,
/ o i3 W, Z1 P1 q: I8 M2 D. o> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,. B' p2 [: ?) t; B: `. X c
> HELLOOOOO.." a' D8 e n2 d0 e
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ d2 |3 p, q6 O6 \5 i6 e' B; s
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
% u4 b* @ e/ v$ ?# H: r> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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