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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
, g4 X4 G/ h5 G, l. I4 B E: O> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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+ y! h. w, l1 z; h5 K> HONEY,
7 A0 D$ Y2 B- ?+ G; @; E> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?: m! e) L+ v6 H- q4 H
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,/ O/ G7 ?( G/ Y8 \: e
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
! D0 f0 F, p$ |5 e2 V8 E+ I, z> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
, @# S2 \$ c9 g$ S> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
( H: |5 F7 t% v N> I DON'T THINK SO.
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* n- j& q9 W+ V _, u1 E> FINE,- r7 V& }7 b/ Z4 A6 P& _3 r2 j* x
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* N Y$ q4 y; |+ e6 i; C) ]8 b> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
; w+ k/ f- c3 X> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?; \" r5 w. O3 U: Q& I3 T: q3 c6 t# g
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT @! Q) u) I% u$ B
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( o; e) U0 A& b> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
4 a: S' n! y* t! P$ C> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 d( d' g) B- D( m3 ~. a+ {
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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* q+ t! z: Z- j; V$ S: o# W> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS3 W- s2 V7 r6 ^0 g% w2 \+ J
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS& l$ ~! H+ a2 U9 F
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
9 Q; k: G5 G1 p/ n1 u( A x/ j! c> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
# ~; k% }! B5 k0 q# j8 k> WANT TO FIX STEPS; s; p) ?# X( F: ?( V7 B1 ?& L
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: C, r. Y! a1 N2 b3 }> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
* [( R# K& B5 I; ]8 N4 v: a> I DON'T THINK SO1 X& R4 Z* R! R: W& F
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.5 Z& z5 Y9 e. |
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!. w t: S6 w# y& ?: U
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3 R5 }# S* W( l# t5 ]. X> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A$ `* H( L0 j. ?, u6 Q3 C6 H
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................6 ^1 O) {/ d" T4 U' L4 H& h
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2 }3 B& d% x2 Y# X! z9 N> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW4 N' x" n# |/ A3 l( M4 U
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
3 |( K! L/ o* a3 R, A, N> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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0 x% V2 ~# j0 k+ o' \" z> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
& X# {1 Y8 Y8 Y> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
, o" S+ V- P6 {) l& ?( U8 [2 `> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
c0 _( o* ?! U% y) z3 G* e> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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! l1 i' ~$ p" ^1 w+ |1 K> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND% h# h" w: R! x
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
1 f u0 l% l# t5 X6 s# U> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
- K3 |0 e' ? C& u* M+ E* Z6 E> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
0 \- j0 T/ x9 p2 B$ a4 `' Q> HELLOOOOO..
# I4 S0 N2 q4 _& h6 ^' G4 U> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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2 c: R& t* d7 n# h' U! y/ d> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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