Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
; j2 \4 j/ O* R- I: R8 I) k> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
9 b4 _. j% W7 l1 i% h. M6 W, d9 a> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
# R( Q% M" G9 e3 l> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ A; J# u1 j6 u  B, F$ Z" V% g> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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' c7 Z& R! q) {  d> I DON'T THINK SO
>
- v: x# U. n( `7 ?> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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% O1 C0 W/ b" |! o' N" B> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
+ d( N" H% {3 y( {> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
- x& o( e3 Q" C6 E; Z> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
% E( g, c' g9 `4 e. S% X> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
% e3 \4 q2 F9 k& S8 x% O> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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5 `1 D/ b( W  v- g+ h$ d) n5 [> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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1 M9 Q# j1 l5 {7 o) I! w* }9 n$ G> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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6 M* f9 i9 M$ B3 ^; e" n( T2 K> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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8 P& I/ F/ b: [' G1 l4 }> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
  M1 x& Y+ M' V) g  G( L7 Z> HELLOOOOO..
$ P2 M! ^8 {. U! x1 D: c3 l> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
- b' s' h+ J4 I8 K" e% v> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.