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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.* j/ f/ l& C ^+ }$ l* Z" }$ }
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a/ x" K v/ l, c
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.; \! F" [* {$ r8 j t$ q
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" U4 u# n2 { R) iWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
* h+ z6 n. m4 p* H. ?3 F% }The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# q8 x9 a) Y: j3 q& A6 F
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7 c4 q" S7 E& T! j The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
, ]- r. x4 v' d7 pThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'/ X5 W" }, X0 _3 H5 {9 Y. \) J
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'% J7 _5 h, E! P7 `8 Q" g, y+ `5 d
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: n7 J, |$ Q4 z4 T6 d( `# P'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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2 y, D- Z7 k, L& D8 l3 ?'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
& N: _3 u. n. M, L+ \Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'/ Q7 t0 ?6 n [; V* e6 v- w: I3 x
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