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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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% V4 J: }/ Z& U, J' PThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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& g* G6 A& C% }3 S1 A' [We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'./ R$ S0 C* l) G; F

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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 J1 L" Q: N4 ~7 a5 N3 G* pThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.% }8 [) @; k/ N* t0 p

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( y4 D9 k" d  W The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
: r0 b) w4 @. zThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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4 Q& |3 w. S( |( [4 `' o4 u'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ e  ?# S( P) L: S4 `$ D; K+ x
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
  J2 B* E+ g& _Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.') @% s  [+ ]; y1 c& w
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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