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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.0 p9 X4 [4 K* u$ K7 ^" d5 e/ E

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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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4 E0 |) e+ J: ~8 t$ h1 s/ pThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.! {$ G, O' U+ u% t8 R" b4 |
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.& b0 c8 O7 I$ }% K: i8 E
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
1 n5 Y! V* |& u/ n! w8 B' VThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. _0 ?- s. Q# \7 A; \$ a$ P
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!', X. ?6 k  k+ l" X; {, I+ H

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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " z3 _3 m& @3 T  x2 r/ u
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself! 7 o6 M% w$ x# c% r* h- N5 W5 k
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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