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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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% V4 J: }/ Z& U, J' PThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
% u) j4 t9 @% v3 Z8 ]! Jlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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& g* G6 A& C% }3 S1 A' [We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'./ R$ S0 C* l) G; F
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 J1 L" Q: N4 ~7 a5 N3 G* pThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.% }8 [) @; k/ N* t0 p
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( y4 D9 k" d W The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
: r0 b) w4 @. zThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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4 Q& |3 w. S( |( [4 `' o4 u'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.$ e ?# S( P) L: S4 `$ D; K+ x
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
J2 B* E+ g& _Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.') @% s [+ ]; y1 c& w
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