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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days./ L# K( w; ?' ^
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
* I7 m9 }/ y9 L ?/ \( \( ?little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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3 Y$ O8 u6 i! l. XWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 F& n' T% T1 Q3 S
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.: {, ]+ S9 G+ J" U9 Z
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.: ^6 `; r/ W; ~0 g
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' K2 f$ }3 F$ |& n' Q: K The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
# a, Q' S) W% ~. p( ^The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'9 }* D& c( G7 f+ k
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!' f' R% e1 j, e8 n
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
! h/ I7 T( D0 k5 j& f1 LWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.' C. O* y# ~9 B
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