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, I* U5 f+ u" j, iA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ x" U1 L& c0 i; W& ~9 p% Z
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a/ ^, J4 O9 E/ N" N4 G& X
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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( D" I; |( B$ y2 L7 SWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'./ i8 z6 d' @* a u* z6 o" v
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1 v; P$ n5 y1 [4 {! w$ iThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.+ b- M8 W8 T* {4 @: T, X
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.& V7 D; S. f; q, a
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.7 Z+ _! T1 k- J5 V9 ?! B4 E/ m
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. P% t% d; D( E# c% T( V
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$ l! r8 @( X1 w! ]; dThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.) |3 `, j. { y- s5 K- j$ O f) C: w
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& L7 R4 {6 R) p0 b! e'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
, K, T. e. x/ s( xWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'2 T7 [- U) M8 g8 F
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