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$ I% D4 N8 Z$ a/ W5 L* D, ^A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.1 }' ~. n2 M, e8 I2 ]) e
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0 _9 c* z% U7 E, AThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
& L8 Y, _& C5 b5 W* E8 r4 `little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.7 k% B2 ~* @' R1 ]' _
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.+ p8 C U& W# }9 t+ b. Y3 v" ?
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. d; `0 n N y O! c, y1 {8 g The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.( p8 I; m1 V' s( ?3 u
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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