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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. + a) ?0 D) r3 W+ y: L( a8 M( Z
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
5 y" m; Q/ W/ V5 w- n5 g' wThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
+ Z8 B; L: T$ r' t2 h4 eThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' / N& F ]! F" a& Q0 T
! W k% x( H& ~. @The woman said, 'That's okay.' ! \, P$ z8 h- p
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' r- G3 d( Y# X9 _
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' 6 B {# g- A5 L- t7 |
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 1 j W/ H0 w' [7 ^. J' K* p
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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+ I) p: { M, k9 ]4 s7 I" MThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 1 R; I. c, d1 f! n0 D8 l, `, S
* O4 I4 ]# b' ?8 jThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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% m# n; o7 U0 BSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 3 V, j) K, V' }* g
4 B8 E/ f8 w: b+ ~' {. p) ? _The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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" c+ N, o6 N* v' GMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 4 W% _" d- x0 Q" F. r1 k
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 8 n$ g v; ^* t7 Y- G4 E$ e
7 b4 t# i K* S: VMale readers : Please scroll down. 3 K6 |6 h+ P) {% S% h: a4 P
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! U7 G( `7 r% Q$ A+ r$ s9 k+ @0 e; bThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife : Z- W) K$ y) q2 E) O) \% D
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ' ]/ P6 l9 K2 K
9 V" ~5 Y& P+ \7 dPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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