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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. * n# k/ A4 ~0 E+ J8 S$ }
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. " \% b, R! T. h
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
5 Y# U- f7 J! \; a, SThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. # [# M1 \& L/ D5 E# R
4 c" k# U8 h% T) p% ^- [' c) C1 I" KWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' / e2 |! J% A9 A o: k9 ]2 x3 e5 @
& d( u/ K- a, Z8 vThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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. {& z/ K5 i; H" lFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. j" @# _. M, F5 t+ x4 c& u
, g6 b, i3 O5 h; fThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. , j- g6 p) q: W( P5 C3 k, }8 s
4 v4 |4 P" J; l7 Z' w% PThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' ' K6 H/ X/ E% U) t: h& x4 t
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ; y1 O5 z t& }: e8 S( W% H- I
! a' D' }2 T' U: T3 [The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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+ V0 M9 \. Z' d l6 w- CThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 4 q% d& u' M, L# Z' h8 Z
' Z N" y& Z0 W+ r' X0 U( rMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 9 ]8 t' A! n0 R* c7 c' q
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 2 Q, Z7 u8 W8 R s
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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& T6 ~8 H: I* U2 g& j9 p- IThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife % D/ P3 W: l4 t4 h5 j
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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