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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. / K/ E- }/ d! T! Q$ p( s4 H' T
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 6 c' n; e7 j8 x7 C) W8 d
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ( t# L/ ]2 l8 v1 L9 h2 U
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 6 g% p m8 q9 x; B' H
; Q. z! f4 r; M6 J- F9 b# {Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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! L; h; z; [) C( P F9 |/ ]The woman said, 'That's okay.' ; S9 ]' U/ U3 \! v
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. * z: k' j: v. Z# H' C, K z
' g. L( ~$ X; p1 T9 d: sThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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8 n% o' l) `& L9 E1 f. D( }7 a% uThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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# m: E. y8 ? F# X2 g; u! eSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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0 f1 s! W, v5 {* a! S7 v8 N: GFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. : n0 G% G: c2 o( s+ `
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 2 u7 s0 y% k! Q4 r8 w/ e" W7 t
& }& N4 _" Z8 @8 ^: }# _5 A9 _The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 8 M/ ^. P% `- ]# w( o
2 X" q& l) Z5 F9 ^So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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! U9 }1 j5 s, S' g4 A/ p8 I/ TThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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4 Z& |! x) g2 y- YMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ( Z! v4 W/ G1 i3 h3 d1 Z8 D
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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7 N1 Y1 ~& K4 v! Q; P4 }2 ^The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife / Q. y) X% s; U- N' Z1 }
% E7 |' P0 ^2 m5 b" b# d4 a: k: K# u! D6 rMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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& R5 c% C. z. s1 @' u8 T, E% yLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 2 j; p9 L2 g% j5 {# m( H
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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