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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ! E* W% R4 b. W0 G
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
7 c! h6 \4 `; T* S) D* o MThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
" W9 j+ R3 l0 C) t8 c" B7 t/ ~The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 8 b% m5 {/ }9 K- d& \
# Z9 g& b# Y. L; o6 SWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 5 k/ @: h' G/ R" U4 Q3 s# X3 b
+ A" Q7 q- O: C) Y+ @ BThe woman said, 'That's okay.' k& c+ S B. x [$ g2 i
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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, O4 S( k+ t4 Y/ b% T, X+ i7 G% \% x' [The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ M/ z- I& |$ _- G0 e ~' cThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' / P$ o+ d6 S: f( ?( {1 i9 ^
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. * n( J i: w$ _# K- \" e
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ' ?8 M7 Q; J. l0 G) z
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. . z' f% ]" G4 i7 V% d, d
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 4 a% M: F. b" f# B* r
& I) l: g: U; F2 k# F& `' X- UMale readers : Please scroll down.
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1 Z a! I7 |; _, i3 B; NThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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. f9 d% P, ]( U/ q" fMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. 9 p) q/ E9 X% ^# Y& L& J
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6 M, [7 m' Q# v* g1 ^Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show / Z0 X7 d( [) U& ]
N1 V( u# z2 f+ f- EPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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