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Canadian idiot) x; C' h; b H7 G1 x: d# y( H: p
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot9 X, b4 e; S/ E7 _; G
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut3 n3 a. Q% _# C: j; H0 t7 u: H
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?: G$ \2 @7 F0 M9 B6 T. @
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed& j5 Y+ m7 u/ c
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They all live on donuts and moose meat" `" ?9 ?- ^1 F
And they leave the house without packing heat) Z0 f% q5 b3 z+ @
Never even bring their guns to the mall0 i9 _& O) r4 t4 Z" Y
And you know what else is too funny?8 a; s. L- }3 w- ]' j e5 p/ h
Their stupid Monopoly money
& S) G* H5 d' |/ M- CCan't take 'em seriously at all
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) Y1 [2 P) {; {) P1 g" e- M! U6 fWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export. w$ X6 X6 C8 ~% s0 Q2 N$ @& ?
They treat curling just like it's a real sport, h C/ P% ^; V4 Y3 h
They think their silly accent is so cute: X/ n5 w% r8 K
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot4 U" }* l7 ~& g3 }0 K2 u
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare# O$ b8 F; ?8 z* o( N
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
; C( z9 H' ]) P, S* LThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion+ n& G3 O/ F4 L* U( k
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
5 e3 |/ C- K1 p. z. y$ GAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
, g' h3 n" a) M8 e1 x; m2 CAll over Saskatchewan, n+ L. k6 t, Q) C& C
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot. S9 ^: U9 G, g, Z) c; Z# ?% M: x
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" o6 q+ d' H6 S! m( f' M& QSee the map, they're hovering right over us4 ^! z4 f# {) |5 {& g
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story0 j' u- _7 U1 |( s2 v
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"& d" E- I8 d; q+ Y" Y# d& E2 X3 b2 ^
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?& B$ X& @1 ?6 E' B4 d
It's gotta mean they're all up to something7 c# R, D; v# u% N1 A5 A. j8 L
So quick, before they see it coming5 _- K0 S# v" T) ?* u8 \% K }
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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