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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; {. n4 b& r$ D' R2 B! y
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut" P$ }" `9 k3 `: d& h
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?+ v$ x4 J( K2 e3 Q
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed9 u" |' k3 u- a- _2 f7 A+ H( ~1 H8 b
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They all live on donuts and moose meat# k: x% P6 S9 `* |! {
And they leave the house without packing heat
1 X# r8 h) Z2 W( `" _Never even bring their guns to the mall+ f! ^- }, T( E) i# {6 _
And you know what else is too funny?
+ U: b1 M/ X9 m* w, [( J7 _5 @8 s2 oTheir stupid Monopoly money) p. @7 M- i" j ]: L
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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! c: i* G" u1 ]Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
5 H+ D7 M7 c4 J6 F$ hThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
) G* |0 V L3 i3 m: ~They think their silly accent is so cute
2 }' L( i0 e: \; E5 O7 b% QCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot3 c7 _7 O/ O$ O$ E) o
+ \5 F; d& {: G* X" v. _Sure, they've got their national healthcare
3 k9 g* n, J3 \/ j6 ICheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 n0 u+ b0 L0 E8 R1 r8 pThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion. s. i' q( L; z& t3 f( G b, k5 C
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni- A* W! ^# R7 N2 S' u2 f* e3 E
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni+ ^/ u3 i: ~% e+ J: }
All over Saskatchewan
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2 |7 D/ Y+ N- qDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ ^) o" [; \% V6 q4 P% m( _5 twont figure out the temperature in Celsius: [7 u# ~! V( ?; A9 H4 n
See the map, they're hovering right over us
& n M! {5 ^0 q5 ` N% kTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous& U" C! X9 v5 |8 N
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Always hear the same kind of story+ F% I/ w' w/ ~
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"' ]# c( l2 H; R+ X8 R; Y
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?/ k9 Y; z- ^' g" g! K
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
( ^ y* ^1 ?& X/ U. k2 ZSo quick, before they see it coming
. b5 C# c6 j) z2 ~$ d4 n$ XTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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