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Canadian idiot- O' K0 n1 I. L- ~
- W5 W1 l- X% z( e( C R6 | UDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
9 s) n4 \0 l8 ?' t* KDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut7 b/ Y" R- J8 j1 U7 n5 J7 S. o _
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?- K0 u& k9 u/ R
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed3 Z4 q' l$ q/ \8 E
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They all live on donuts and moose meat. |5 }4 @+ J0 x$ E! w
And they leave the house without packing heat& W. v y/ U; M
Never even bring their guns to the mall t W7 \3 u/ S9 x" H( o* P
And you know what else is too funny?
- V1 [6 S8 o: u- S! CTheir stupid Monopoly money
' ^: \: |# @3 }1 M$ j4 WCan't take 'em seriously at all/ C( n3 ^9 m1 Z0 R+ o
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
, u' \( L2 l4 a" j0 oThey treat curling just like it's a real sport! T, c( w Z) b: n3 x
They think their silly accent is so cute
7 N( e: c- f' Z! D8 w) P- bCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot+ ^" Z1 | r) o, j" T" ?3 B
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare3 d! d( c, X1 |% X2 C$ k% c# h
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air1 P/ [* t$ j0 Q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
# G' G7 _' H2 \* {1 h( aEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
# Q, _; N M2 IAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
1 D; b+ G& Q. GAll over Saskatchewan
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6 u1 {0 e" C( d$ u& {! d& _. j% R5 |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 B0 g! c- D0 u; N, b- s3 Y' |wont figure out the temperature in Celsius: S( ^* {7 F. I+ E$ H3 x& f
See the map, they're hovering right over us
* ^$ e6 M9 |# O7 GTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story* {) g9 ?( h% u1 ?% v
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
- J1 v+ n( L2 }( {7 M6 V3 aTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
" {. G2 F, d3 [- n |4 @It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 ^* W( {9 r' Q( |4 I4 i1 @, }
So quick, before they see it coming
" |3 i) o6 I: T4 P8 j9 Z0 S8 jTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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