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Canadian idiot
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6 b U' j+ ^5 y0 W7 dDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: a/ a; s" R* S4 H: X0 K! N+ DDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut6 U: X l( p% \' C( O5 r: k
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?4 P) o3 M/ k7 q, g2 K: M2 d( O
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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) H3 S H' I4 o" y, h( lThey all live on donuts and moose meat
' f2 K3 J/ u. ~" jAnd they leave the house without packing heat& J Z- H! O; a+ s" \
Never even bring their guns to the mall
. Y/ Q- Q* l$ m1 bAnd you know what else is too funny?
+ H1 e: J9 M }7 m! b% X! m, OTheir stupid Monopoly money
2 c% k0 t1 ], nCan't take 'em seriously at all$ E; `4 ]! B( _6 g+ b. L) t+ @
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export$ B% B7 t( f- b6 ^7 I2 V0 j
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
1 j) l' r6 b% Q6 Y$ ?; h, P$ LThey think their silly accent is so cute
5 g" e7 S# y+ q. u7 q$ n$ Q8 GCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% O% g" h7 t, ~8 v" u
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare5 x) \1 [, w& G8 C. r
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
( ~! _7 B8 \) z% G; q3 b: iThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion7 n' K! C. W+ V: T1 B5 p, D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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2 ^3 ?4 C& F" T2 Y' v, gAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; T* F& _4 O# ]
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
. u! {3 }. D4 l6 Z4 z5 K/ L( ]& R5 {See the map, they're hovering right over us
8 {9 d, v! M6 w' ]% p% C6 QTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous" @) f3 W! ?2 A/ b, m
! s% a: \- O- I" `Always hear the same kind of story
' l3 m2 @$ B- @$ ZBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
r1 N& w' N2 p" M7 pTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
5 h/ k/ c4 Y3 WIt's gotta mean they're all up to something( A* c" {; ]$ ]+ t3 I; ?
So quick, before they see it coming# J% A# r2 ^6 T
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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