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$ w6 h/ [) y/ M! U1 {* y/ c0 YDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( l5 r: t: c4 C0 ]1 A6 z' r( F% ~
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
8 S+ ~ [, D. C1 v7 V; lAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
1 V& L# M- q8 z/ QI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed: {3 P4 i; h0 X' D; c
0 f) k' ~* t6 k3 b( XThey all live on donuts and moose meat
0 |! y9 [& T- O' `" l8 a. I% s+ vAnd they leave the house without packing heat+ p |+ |# v% R
Never even bring their guns to the mall
! G S: \8 m% i4 jAnd you know what else is too funny?0 B/ x8 i# E* P/ b' ]3 z
Their stupid Monopoly money3 J" o+ ~" \6 |0 F
Can't take 'em seriously at all M4 G) |4 X; M' q- |/ F0 r
) s7 G- D$ g7 F# F$ ?! dWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export! Y) p( [1 V$ W8 P# y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
' a4 O4 q# R6 @They think their silly accent is so cute
, f2 i* f- ?. v5 G8 b5 a2 J0 }Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot6 f5 L* ?) j4 { |8 c0 p
* {5 t3 l& G% O7 R1 TSure, they've got their national healthcare
; u* ^. @, A! I2 \Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- l! P" D& W9 T
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: A8 ?( B* Y* S0 s) }8 L( o; _8 w* WEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
; j3 }3 }. n: t7 K: a. N& U! GAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni- k9 m! u1 i0 s; H8 Z% d
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* Q! Y+ L, t7 z, Q; {8 F; r
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius8 p" N- t# [$ q
See the map, they're hovering right over us
9 B3 j, D/ ?2 o5 U9 B, x- GTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous0 ~( @: q4 ~+ w: j' _) {
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Always hear the same kind of story8 ]) e# v( j9 a' \4 F' F
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- x/ e, k ?& Q% q4 o" K) m; D
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ f1 N' K) `. K) ^" _# ?3 oIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
, d9 i! m, _" R* E% e) W2 nSo quick, before they see it coming
8 a& H2 C5 {/ j" w1 n) G* }5 eTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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