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Canadian idiot7 y3 M! H! T5 x0 ]' K; m w
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) O' a& j% u# m P* k7 l0 {! YDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
" h4 G$ y9 R' D( TAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. D0 l+ j5 P1 X' U* [- L8 |I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed1 S* Y; P4 p& K9 M
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
- p7 g8 b6 J* P; L' ]And they leave the house without packing heat! P# @3 j0 y9 P, S
Never even bring their guns to the mall% N+ t! {) h( j! G9 Q6 O
And you know what else is too funny?
' `% X3 F O! c4 P- l1 OTheir stupid Monopoly money
! F& D# G! n' k6 ~9 _Can't take 'em seriously at all
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! e9 I2 R L, S. e) g3 z. M4 SWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export8 e3 K0 p0 U( v* {: T
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
: ]& p" O/ \- S' l2 p2 \3 KThey think their silly accent is so cute; k7 l& c) \3 o" M; }
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot5 A. j( y2 w. t
2 U" Y. [, r: ^& PSure, they've got their national healthcare6 n9 g' n% }2 }7 ?9 H3 B( z- O
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air/ y' n; L1 ?9 z5 _3 X4 W
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
# _" V$ x! @ h2 Q4 sEat their weight in Kraft macaroni- o& z8 k, J/ m U
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 y& |# X( g1 J$ H, D; L& p6 hAll over Saskatchewan/ y- m4 ^. |( b, X1 b5 j. C! z
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
. z! R( N8 y; ] |: ^% z5 Rwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
- X) d( B; N1 y, W* [See the map, they're hovering right over us
) _6 r* j4 P. w4 YTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous- E7 H! j4 X$ V i Q. X1 ]8 z
: ?% Z0 y0 z9 W' yAlways hear the same kind of story$ D3 c; T% L# I( d. K
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
6 @/ C/ T$ K/ Q/ Z# FTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? e4 C5 @& E, w5 R! R& I: U+ z
It's gotta mean they're all up to something7 [5 t* ?* e4 X$ i: M& m2 w5 J8 Y
So quick, before they see it coming
! o; K i) l. O" tTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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