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Canadian idiot
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5 j# s# r1 K( P0 K0 C# x1 G- Y+ uDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ d' S& d6 \) {Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut. T: k$ H( {1 E7 t$ [) s2 m
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?7 T8 A4 o" }6 D2 T
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat7 @+ w" r2 S8 ]( ?4 w
And they leave the house without packing heat
3 W1 A0 [% t- I9 Z% UNever even bring their guns to the mall# e( V/ N- a, y" F
And you know what else is too funny?( D; k( Q5 @2 H& f
Their stupid Monopoly money+ {9 z- d( E7 U% V3 W3 ~0 P. c, y
Can't take 'em seriously at all* W8 J2 b, A+ \0 P H3 ]- g
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export; Z# ?( ^* V$ i( y) M% [; ?0 O% Y9 Y
They treat curling just like it's a real sport' c7 N0 I( q# j0 c l
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 ]: r2 y. k! T* c# t2 ^" RCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
; B) A1 x) B% {Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# {5 ^* Z4 y$ Z6 A
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion, y. U: R' X& r) }9 n
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni. r! p" M; G6 [+ L& `# @. Q6 U
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
# U5 n# u/ N- i. \4 Y. A& ZAll over Saskatchewan: Q0 C* ^! D y8 n7 H
7 X- s8 q7 U( t9 Y4 ]Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 Y0 [3 O% Y, ]8 r5 ~wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
5 g9 l5 ~: _! \See the map, they're hovering right over us4 f& {8 c* `9 _& r. h' ]: C
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story# ?2 c( ]! |9 l& d! a
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
, B0 z$ j! w# V# }. o, UTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
' Q+ J$ R: d3 I7 M* bIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 A3 \1 |& s3 U! L5 oSo quick, before they see it coming
3 F) \ [8 P6 ]- b. ?, @( pTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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