 鲜花( 310)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
) c1 [* `2 v( N7 I
4 P$ T# ]" \8 m4 f$ c# [; x* E; Y+ C, |& S
9 o# M+ ~2 D1 p
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% T5 T" l4 v1 E5 f9 c1 F
) [# E% N" x3 P/ u* _
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 M- w2 |) s; o( i+ A
: r* A6 k" ^5 R8 _$ c5 w
) S/ v0 D& n* o
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
/ M3 V9 Z+ l+ n; U( d& c
! F+ R; ~- O; S8 S; c, l- c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ i% i1 W- `# g$ ]* a6 a) x& O
4 \" T; l/ L0 g# r5 v$ H
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% r, I$ W: a# D. f. E
6 V7 u" U+ w F5 H
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 t+ R5 s$ q7 |* {& S
! p! W, W5 p! p* k& F* c. A+ i6 u* u' d) t. x% r
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
4 D% A% S) K, `+ P% S* u' E3 G! R6 `. Z' U5 F
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' Q) Q3 F( c' }0 G& J7 L
7 V2 N3 O5 J. {" a- i) r- p; [9 I
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
* C7 M- H a5 H'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( v0 Q& J+ O! x+ E2 U
0 r& ?$ T5 n# }& C8 K
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
( F# Z, }, \# K
0 V* E6 h/ c8 {0 C2 R6 O! U& |) y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
1 `2 g% e0 O' \# K3 l- ?3 a
0 i( r1 o8 _: H, V8 y, v3 O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: U' R$ y5 k! H' L( v
6 }$ f* U, a g. l8 g, r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
6 r3 w2 A% n) F" W2 w1 _
6 B+ ?4 D) f/ I7 x13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
5 p, [4 }, J! p0 z0 o* m& |- q- U# ^1 ?
# h* V$ c0 r7 [9 M2 a14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
5 V* d/ k4 V G0 X1 j
7 @, h$ _5 L: ^; S6 F- CAnd; last, but not least!)
w& u; \) H% @15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
