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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 g+ U1 B) D" l6 N" [5 i
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. `* j, a* E% N
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- g7 {2 m* W/ [' `% v/ Q# s
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: q8 Z1 ~. ~5 {. j
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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* X: {3 X! ], a6 Q6 T4 X, \4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# d. [0 J8 y1 U5 f, w
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 N2 u3 F+ E4 {- e( p6 N2 g6 c
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 |7 X' f J% a0 P; c
1 T( {/ \, }# Z. r8 [% } @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
* j# c+ {+ I6 G1 o1 r8 `'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'' G2 c3 x$ h: \5 O0 O
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( g: p* E* q; Y; O3 v/ Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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7 ?" R& w5 {, q5 Z0 w- S& F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." p, v( f: y% O ^2 [! Z( p# S7 n4 M
; u1 B" m$ h; H/ j; E13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" z$ P5 }) X! r- l _8 P
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- [, M! {# d6 G+ h6 g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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