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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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/ U2 [' u z' P( OThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- o {. O5 y- B" L8 x( d/ F! a
2 L1 Y4 v5 ?$ u+ S% O, s" g1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.: q" e, c; Q3 l9 j" Q8 c
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7 B2 \& Q% F- ~9 k- ~) o2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: P/ z& Q" D. C# s2 R. l' C
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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, C# ^4 k. W( [0 \ G4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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h+ ]4 f6 w- e& Q, Y' g2 C5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. l9 ?( I) ~- s' L6 q
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 W0 |" N9 a2 ?" }1 h# V" C
/ ~, S. j# s" {2 x8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) p6 r4 ~& k# k
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! P1 B$ c* b1 v8 ^+ @/ H5 p' C
( k' p! Q* A$ h- Y6 a2 X9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 V# s4 g& w, e- m3 m7 A" _
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme., s* @1 r- g# c( x& y% D5 n
: p; @6 Y+ ]( b. U; ~- U12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.! U k' q" e1 O
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* @4 S: g/ `1 s# n6 u" e14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% m3 ]: N7 E5 _( y8 g, j
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% j4 f3 d4 q b15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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