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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 g+ U1 B) D" l6 N" [5 i
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. `* j, a* E% N
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- g7 {2 m* W/ [' `% v/ Q# s

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: q8 Z1 ~. ~5 {. j
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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* X: {3 X! ], a6 Q6 T4 X, \4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# d. [0 J8 y1 U5 f, w
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 N2 u3 F+ E4 {- e( p6 N2 g6 c
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 |7 X' f  J% a0 P; c

1 T( {/ \, }# Z. r8 [% }  @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
* j# c+ {+ I6 G1 o1 r8 `'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'' G2 c3 x$ h: \5 O0 O
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( g: p* E* q; Y; O3 v/ Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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7 ?" R& w5 {, q5 Z0 w- S& F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." p, v( f: y% O  ^2 [! Z( p# S7 n4 M

; u1 B" m$ h; H/ j; E13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" z$ P5 }) X! r- l  _8 P

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- [, M! {# d6 G+ h6 g15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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