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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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$ q- x: l: m. t8 EThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:9 m6 X# S9 L" f% R: G' E: }
: ?" } U) H7 a6 Q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 e8 t0 Y( v+ i( ?
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- A! F- p" ]: v" Z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 e7 U2 x# b( X4 u; i9 k
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.5 a1 d' u4 `! @5 C" c; \- G* K/ H4 R
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5 @1 a) x5 L. y. y. a2 K6 J/ |' M. _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." }& H% r2 ^3 E* f! H/ E' U! T/ ^5 G' x
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! w' {' @( f; `5 C
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% n3 Q" J: N8 f: ?* n# y2 t# K'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 [; r' Y/ X8 L- `- z
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' j h5 M3 X) Y7 \9 ~) ]3 ~
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 v b( p- J* M- x
- g: l* q2 E: E) t- A V8 j11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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# S' z l/ v. R* ]12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% M6 }+ A/ t9 C/ }% o
* P$ T6 a; v2 a: h- q; x( ~13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 j7 W9 f0 R2 ?& E8 H
4 J5 R5 A( q" e* K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!$ z! Z. U/ B r% q; T
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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