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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, O5 x2 | b9 G7 {7 K- x
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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- ~! H8 G+ j |2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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4 {" }2 u* S$ B$ a: T6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* _ c# C; S, s" h5 L7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department./ C/ H, B1 V. c( J# A
* y$ \; X1 c2 `( R. ~8 Q* B* P8 r+ S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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* J" M/ {& ]4 ^1 |9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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$ f* a0 B8 J* j* p! F10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 E1 n) [0 a; a
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.: Z7 E$ K5 b9 C- M* k
5 c7 j/ h8 X3 d* N [1 @12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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, W4 ^' I4 r" E0 D' @3 ]14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' a2 Z$ u- V+ X! }) u
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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