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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 g& h, J- F$ }& U% {. P
! j/ r0 M/ A/ ~! a- a( H1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 p6 C# `/ K7 B
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4 b7 w: Q; P0 `& D" K* n2 m' m9 T2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.7 ~' L, a) K: G8 T
7 e$ Y9 h/ |' E" J3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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. U( D7 }# @" J7 O- J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: b: \0 n' b7 z: {7 I n
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! N' n2 n8 r) ?8 g0 \: b C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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- m# t% ~# L4 j8 y) _4 Z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' d% I; i; z# P" E# h4 m
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.- p# | w, J* N
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. O* X5 o2 `. z6 w4 ?$ U: |! R) Q! h' U
: i" a! ]! S: b' k13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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