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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; o0 E$ |9 \, e3 Y
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# R. y8 _( t, nThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* r% h0 i2 ?6 n" A" ~2 N
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' g4 K. r( ^+ m0 }' y6 g
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4 W9 P1 d& t& G3 ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& }2 x2 v* |; `% }" a# x- `7 ?
1 e7 e# o& I: Z6 l; ~% X3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 _# @! S/ Y6 U) O2 P% A& ?
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. S; s2 f7 `+ L8 {
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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# j( M }* P! D6 P2 M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask' I$ A C9 `3 Y: o9 z/ U
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% Y" m2 j* s0 s2 y, d4 M. l
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 B+ K& F" Z$ N/ j; D9 P; O: q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& r( x! h; z" `
" x3 B& J' q# T+ Z3 Q& P+ G11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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9 {) v) f& G- D) R6 s5 j7 X: F12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.( o& Z- [% Y. R9 t1 i: g' }
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 p5 F( C. |/ C- {1 t
8 e8 S8 L. i. o1 w; ~# _8 Y3 u- @# L; E H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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