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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 l I& I3 O' S W* I7 V6 x4 Wlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 G( V- W j4 X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' g" ?6 h7 X9 |- t
, W: t f- q3 ?The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 X% a: h* o6 Q/ f, Q0 A3 {( ?$ [
* _& |* P- ], _& DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 H& R% h' u5 ~, Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
( l5 E( J; b3 h& L3 }It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ s$ m9 C/ S+ h' B3 p
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 Q. n Y4 W* W0 @& w* M0 i Q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ L; e/ ?( u) c. A9 \
professor was out cold.& s: e% d1 R( x
8 O# T$ `% }& O, |The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,/ k/ h6 ^; d. w# V4 \" q# K
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* a, M( J. o% V8 h$ p7 z, Asat there looking on in silence. ! O6 c1 f0 l' r' E
6 m9 f9 X- J! i7 cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
2 e9 U2 D2 }1 F# _at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 v' M* r0 C* s0 M% E' E
with you? Why did you do that?'" [0 R% B: b$ Y2 v$ `
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) [; r# r4 ?3 K* O0 L
. h4 d# T Y" i4 ~Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
; l4 E d# j1 S* b! ?right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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