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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
: o* C0 a ]+ Mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here7 J) ]3 ]8 V3 J6 i( N4 v) D
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* m8 v# i9 r" X4 V2 O! hIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
, f% M5 x! r' R3 rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 U% c2 q: ^0 E. t& Y+ X) fcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The( `7 H3 g. D; @' _- t# I( y8 I& K
professor was out cold.7 C- y: K3 j- h; t* A" l
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,3 U) N9 ^1 G4 h) Q
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and: t! B, g% G1 ` v; G* K2 O4 @
sat there looking on in silence.
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4 h1 j0 T- V% BThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked$ f0 Z% V k/ ?& G, D
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
% \8 H. j' m! j1 B# g8 K9 q4 vwith you? Why did you do that?'
5 n4 M$ K6 L2 T5 c* W5 B9 _7 G) gThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " {3 x1 D1 N% F# ~. ]
4 G% Q' Y- L0 c( I6 x9 NCanadian soldiers who are protecting your7 T& l5 k0 f# D( N
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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