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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and* {* U& ]; r2 p+ K& j: K
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 H- B! v# O2 Y- t- T& N- {9 h3 X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! [1 a C7 p, o$ h; Y# h
) H) _) h! j4 V: B0 X% ?' ]& `( X7 nTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here9 |$ X; N. ?5 n
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 2 N. B7 n: R# ? i( [
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- u* Z! {8 _1 y5 h- n* B
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
, p6 ]4 c) E' u, w9 z0 H9 P! Gcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ r* E; F" g. j; o
professor was out cold. j: P4 `0 R$ K& u% ^ C
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
1 Q. w3 A. I9 d( \5 asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
6 ]( N7 L* x" M* Q: ^7 Zsat there looking on in silence.
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+ `( X: m/ `, x+ K2 Z1 LThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked) w4 Y6 e4 ^0 G0 U7 R$ V0 l* b
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter% n4 d4 W- P7 c' v( o
with you? Why did you do that?'8 z, }2 W: h' |% Q# ^6 m5 s
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 e1 T3 r' p' v
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 T- j( c- Y6 T% S$ k! Eright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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