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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and$ j0 W- p7 O0 v5 U$ R* Z
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you3 q3 h3 l6 H1 l0 j, c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 m( H, o, f6 C7 p9 [, m* O8 N: h

5 s! L6 A) E" `+ yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! G( V& t8 T% a2 q

, w2 @( t2 E7 ^Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ k. ^5 k# A& C6 o( O( ^$ wI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: z3 @' Y  |1 ~: t* ZIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
' \4 v1 y4 \1 P% r. l3 f& m0 t, vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and, V4 l( i5 F/ u0 A' `
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The5 z' v! L! E# @# G7 ?2 J
professor was out cold.% e9 G/ ?+ C: ~

/ F# |1 ]; z& oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ j% H# i" ?+ W. u
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" ^' c; ?# e4 i  x* a# }sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
! h0 r+ W# w/ i; f9 P/ Jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- |, ], x- ^9 d1 o4 Kwith you? Why did you do that?': i8 @* T( G/ t1 y) d
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 ]/ N+ T) k7 p" m) i( f4 H- ~

) E( S8 J4 V& z1 t% t; bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
# O6 B3 d  R  I% W$ A$ t8 e: kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# N- n) g. D( W% TOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, i9 @/ t: u+ c/ M& L( ^  l* Y6 Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you0 [* C  k" t6 N2 ?# m
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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! A! i2 }8 p& |3 p( u! U9 r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
4 N# u" \  s  @so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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