God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

, M( {6 I, \% @% G$ v+ V( {Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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2 b" r5 }& _5 y5 ^8 DThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
- I; r1 \* l- R) T, Dsat there looking on in silence.

& f9 r- e# W( n( x& ?' R3 f( MThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
' G5 D/ a" P- U3 O+ ~with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
# _2 ~, K. z' G& I( ]. xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, V' [% k4 b: }, T; rlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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; d% {; e& R3 r7 Z# Y下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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