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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: ^9 t7 P. U2 O3 T7 P* {0 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 C( X% a7 l/ mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * X/ m2 f5 t* B. q7 K) n
k, A- n# G. D' GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.6 m+ k" J3 J! b. d3 \) d; }$ j
1 J+ d# E+ H! L8 ~/ uTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: }3 w. y( P) J( k% V$ O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" S% N# L5 `7 L; IIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 g7 n. w. I* h6 `in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 U5 d: l# M r8 ccold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 x' Y- y, E, g6 x3 {# a* \; Pprofessor was out cold.: v0 `2 W" u r8 j, E
9 M r) b( n! @! s8 KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ D: {* M$ f6 F
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 ~1 c( o' _ Z$ o) \. D' f
sat there looking on in silence. 2 C% j; p% D' u
3 O- \, b ?1 B+ ]3 r: EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' y. ~% I8 h Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 s' b4 A, U. n: t3 c( f/ P9 a
with you? Why did you do that?'
( c: b7 ~5 A9 J a1 I! @3 y( ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting , o9 R( D# ?! m% N7 Z0 Z
& T. W& }/ r- XCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ i8 F; d7 Q& s5 v1 s% t! _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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