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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( u+ N' g/ ?" ~9 T# s% ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 a) b. w: H# _8 {* j1 @% c5 bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 \" D; y& H q: x
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ S5 l5 [( J1 E- {# d! e" N% T, X% CI am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 {! O% z! Z6 X; E/ g# p `! {
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 o5 A; y1 r& I" h
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and$ d7 d9 U* N7 G) A
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 E# n9 B: c( d7 E+ Wprofessor was out cold.
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2 ]% P( m8 M/ g' w5 UThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" l. T F* R; N+ | Bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# U6 J! N; M' O3 m; ?2 r' t8 ]2 csat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked. D- m4 z6 F. M7 }6 i$ v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ |' m- B( @6 x7 l; Pwith you? Why did you do that?': x+ q1 W- i6 t0 h5 l& f. a
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; b! J5 A2 J# ^8 }
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 i5 ~' L+ P$ R* }5 f; rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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