God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
( u+ N' g/ ?" ~9 T# s% ylooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
5 a) b. w: H# _8 {* j1 @% c5 bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
/ S5 l5 [( J1 E- {# d! e" N% T, X% CI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
2 E# n9 B: c( d7 E+ Wprofessor was out cold.
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2 ]% P( m8 M/ g' w5 UThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" l. T  F* R; N+ |  Bsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
# U6 J! N; M' O3 m; ?2 r' t8 ]2 csat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ |' m- B( @6 x7 l; Pwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
7 i5 ~' L+ P$ R* }5 f; rright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
3 t) s" D! X0 B2 UOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
$ m. C* Y6 e4 Z! r4 Z; M& V1 o5 y4 \looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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  }/ X$ v6 `: I( L1 x" O下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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