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6 Y2 @& U* o5 dlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
1 e7 t# t7 w q5 u! f8 l+ i0 lare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' * E" C9 L% j! X# @% \' a- `
. T* O- W' x8 ~0 |/ cThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here- v: a' j+ e0 L4 J) `) s
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 [+ l- O3 U7 N- F" i2 xIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier8 J* A8 B7 Z* g$ s4 h
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
1 W& w$ ?& t7 j2 k0 B& J4 \, Rcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The9 R" v. ]2 @# w; h; ]/ }5 ~
professor was out cold.& Y; i' q ~! l4 f
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
# y' Z1 i% @' U1 S+ z) z. Z8 hsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* {$ b9 H7 {6 |& {1 A% B0 P1 X [7 {sat there looking on in silence. 6 ?+ T1 _" x' A- ^! T2 X4 `
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
" K9 ` c# O5 \" Dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
+ Q/ ~: t1 [/ I' e5 e- lwith you? Why did you do that?'- n) m% D5 F1 I
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your; }( F; X! S5 T0 y0 [3 v
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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