God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
: ^9 t7 P. U2 O3 T7 P* {0 zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 C( X% a7 l/ mare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

  k, A- n# G. D' GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

1 J+ d# E+ H! L8 ~/ uTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
" S% N# L5 `7 L; IIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
1 g7 n. w. I* h6 `in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
0 U5 d: l# M  r8 ccold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 x' Y- y, E, g6 x3 {# a* \; Pprofessor was out cold.

9 M  r) b( n! @! s8 KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

3 O- \, b  ?1 B+ ]3 r: EThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
' y. ~% I8 h  Hat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
( c: b7 ~5 A9 J  a1 I! @3 y( ZThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

& T. W& }/ r- XCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
$ i8 F; d7 Q& s5 v1 s% t! _right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
; Z# M- g6 I( \$ b4 m; @# Hlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, e. I7 p* n8 R4 W, `  zare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

' G1 B: E+ g& j
; Y' U% j# y  h' ]下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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