God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

5 s! L6 A) E" `+ yThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

, w2 @( t2 E7 ^Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ k. ^5 k# A& C6 o( O( ^$ wI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
: z3 @' Y  |1 ~: t* ZIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
' \4 v1 y4 \1 P% r. l3 f& m0 t, vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

/ F# |1 ]; z& oThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
" ^' c; ?# e4 i  x* a# }sat there looking on in silence.
( w  H/ E2 B- a5 k( y7 a
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
! h0 r+ W# w/ i; f9 P/ Jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- |, ], x- ^9 d1 o4 Kwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

) E( S8 J4 V& z1 t% t; bCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
# O6 B3 d  R  I% W$ A$ t8 e: kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# N- n) g. D( W% TOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
, i9 @/ t: u+ c/ M& L( ^  l* Y6 Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

! A! i2 }8 p& |3 p( u! U9 r下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
4 N# u" \  s  @so true...

yayoyeyu

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