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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
" `6 V2 n) I* f U& U8 Glooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 N0 Q- v! P% I; }$ Oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' @- M+ R v: ]; t/ _) i9 h6 Q
9 R7 v8 E" ]' V* U2 tThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.- `" ~. y% B' w7 J, N; K: ?
# r* l% w4 c9 tTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# x5 d8 V0 o+ T- g6 y# ~) M# \8 vI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
0 F- n' ^8 R. h% `6 CIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 @0 p0 {0 S% n9 G, cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and7 D" d4 Y Y. A; C5 q
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The8 j7 Q$ O K1 N9 }0 ?
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, B: z9 V( O! g
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
$ @. m0 H6 G: s0 ~3 ?5 m8 Esat there looking on in silence. * R$ \! m8 S; C/ K2 f
2 a! Z7 K; |0 R$ j7 TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% w) t1 k, `5 ?9 H; f
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
6 Z) f5 }' L/ D$ fwith you? Why did you do that?'
6 O0 t2 F- i& O* hThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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5 k4 V" Q6 C! c9 c; k% p1 eCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
+ L) M }# U. O' y/ K7 h1 Oright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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