Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
0 J+ v. G  \- P4 QMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
+ K3 E* j) N- a4 J' E! f$ e& jShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
5 |0 `+ r0 y* x+ x- L- H8 d4 LOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
5 A/ |# U& t* x! e( lWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: |0 |. W- u  I9 }- f! IShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
- s# F, F6 v8 C6 SI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 v+ ^0 u( S0 ]* i, @+ nI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
' m1 W: j# ]- b6 C. k% M. iLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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