Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.
# k1 H+ V1 I+ A( u9 L/ RMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
/ ^$ x% n2 K3 m2 }: N) X, zThere was only one little thing bothering me...
: H  e* ^5 t- I) t5 AIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
2 J% s' y8 [" {8 U0 A  F9 ^+ Q$ GOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
8 S5 @) v5 L4 EWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) R- e& s: z* h$ p% p/ k  S# rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
$ g8 S  y* y5 G& D- ~( ZI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
+ g9 c2 J" O1 J" XI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
! {# N$ ?: V/ G& O, }Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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