Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

2 B' E! c2 P4 u! b8 B# JI was a very happy man.
! w( {$ `. W# Q" r! s2 PMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
$ j8 A0 k$ J& T3 G2 vIt was her beautiful younger sister.
( t: C* j( ?4 c' m( U, m4 R! R2 ZMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
" O, B* W" s& a9 m4 Z4 S+ X& [She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
& C2 k7 e3 c; KIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 N# @$ Z, p* C4 }3 AOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
! S" u* |7 {5 f$ BShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
0 R4 Q% L" Z& Q9 ^, SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! k5 \. t$ w5 W/ x: c- ]) C  t4 tI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
5 w7 x" C1 P( G  A8 y9 S9 UI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
4 c: f' {# X3 @% n* X% K& D8 gLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
1 ]) {; j( C! R) l3 v. z3 F0 ^) z+ jWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
9 [/ R, g; m" J+ R. A/ ?We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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