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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... v0 k. L; f0 l, S' z$ m
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7 {: v8 D4 s# t9 T- Y/ A% P1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 B7 v- V! c+ X/ M* M! a
4 h/ z, r o8 p7 R! e* ~) [! Y2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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) }. P5 S" S O! `! x& X3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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2 V( g2 g# D8 u1 }2 z8 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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/ U6 R- P: b M7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.$ _: W& Z* K+ C7 I6 k) u
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.! r" h) h& X+ [! a
) ]) ?2 C; C6 E* }" M) _9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 K, T/ q& Q' M4 O" _- s8 u6 j# n
- I; K5 N' ~2 X0 i4 `" n% S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.: n. e6 x+ E- j$ }) ^
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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; }& s1 G9 y* \% S13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.6 l, i, w* n8 Q/ t3 C
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.; Q. z/ b, J3 C: r3 A- N
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.5 R0 O; {2 X4 E4 D
0 R( X9 ?8 b! z2 R18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.0 o4 H$ ^) j& g! G/ R9 I
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- S# D4 u' r$ k3 C" l2 ^- o22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.8 q% ~5 M3 R5 Y& B5 k5 ]" `( g- n
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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: M! _; b0 I1 w& h) Z6 q: S24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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6 @8 X1 R; `& O# G {25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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