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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- S0 c" z+ g4 }0 C
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0 ?( H8 z. C8 F: F$ d+ r1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( m; I# b1 E+ \( m8 s+ Z. W3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.- H- ^, M" a. p/ M( i% J2 h3 O
4 | v* V; T1 {' t" }4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.4 d6 }) Q. h4 C, h" B9 S+ d: P( H
5 b: e2 _% q$ q/ G5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6 c# o6 B! d* n5 E0 f; G0 D
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.! t: [$ _- _! ]' c. s
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.! l; w$ J: ~! w
! I f; F7 I q" Z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.* V# ]0 j' l0 K# G' k
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.2 I& j7 T; e/ F; i7 C) w, }# e
3 d* x1 a; J5 r1 r+ |& d1 P& e6 `10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; O% n+ P! J3 S% j& \) c
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12.) Super glue is forever.* m( x( s. t; V" j8 m/ E
# ?4 R5 S: u6 \0 g9 r* Z. m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.+ ]) X$ b0 o$ u) R# c# |1 j4 C, D
`4 J* P' L5 [$ w14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.2 m' T9 A9 o o6 L( }+ g
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.* H* R Y4 d$ ?+ V. C9 y
9 u# L) e% z' x- F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. ?) n. u* ~+ U! Q% u; ~
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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7 E5 L* t) C0 d- _; g2 J* C21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 `+ e3 V9 Y! f3 _, ~' t9 m22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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6 Y4 M4 X7 c4 c: a. T u, R) R23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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, P- O! \( l" R% P24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 C& F( b5 c9 L- Z25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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