Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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7 ]( x! T3 N  L' v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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) U! X) c9 t2 b" F  ]5 p5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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4 z8 T  U! g0 z4 B8 O1 h$ q7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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; w# T2 X: [% \0 X7 B: B5 l% J10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

5 Y, L# n/ d! x% |' O11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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+ a; r0 u6 \( x$ {6 m13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& }4 J5 z( p; n6 \14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

5 R% W3 l8 |' k# I' p8 [3 N' Y16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

& g5 _1 `4 M4 J! S% p17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

, X0 X* ~% Z$ C5 l  y18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

+ k0 F0 ?2 b' m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

: W' B0 t6 k2 [/ {* }' {21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

' X6 z3 k$ s- W( i, U22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

6 I$ a2 |1 D7 b) R. k25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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