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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., ]) N3 P, q! t" e& w
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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- n4 H \; J: Z& n5 }4 d' i2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.* J0 v3 {3 |) y9 ^- a7 g% I D
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.$ S9 {$ e! {; w2 n6 o' P: [5 s
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! N3 w6 j2 ], q' Y7 W3 K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.) X* P- y* E& ]. F7 Z; q0 Q8 Y# b
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.+ s z. U% t" [ S: `
" H |# k1 M1 m6 e9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 D; w5 ^6 \/ N3 v
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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7 F. E% V3 T7 G( a0 V: M( t7 {2 d% i12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.3 e+ {6 u, |+ A1 a
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.2 O' f& i7 h0 g7 e- @! o b. E. m2 l
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. b0 w) c6 y8 N7 a9 f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.' |/ g. H7 c5 P; X P: b
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.) [% c5 o8 C3 ]) \
) c. \1 I& C- @2 M$ C19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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% d$ ~( ^) s% Y/ [5 \21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.: D4 S$ ~7 q; [8 p+ h: |
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.# ^- |, G1 ^+ U3 {4 `
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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