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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. t' v( u' x% N0 F/ N3 P
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! F; u# c, A3 f' ~4 N3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.* L2 G( g, \. O1 q" U9 R
1 L- t4 j, V: d4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.! b, q& S# S! K1 ~( g) `
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 b- G- [8 h& i4 M0 T) E
6 O1 j6 H f- P6 S8 H7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.% J- c% g* F* u9 T' W1 `& K" ^& S; E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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. a3 @- V4 g( x9 w7 V) `9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ n9 D, L @* i$ G' }
6 v [ q- d% g0 L/ e- A3 `10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% V# [. R S9 N0 I
+ [2 n3 I7 E6 ?11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.9 M1 a: l" n, ~3 J) P& ^2 X
( W9 h L \% V14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 J; k( I W1 \1 X i6 I
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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0 R t* g9 P- ` X6 S16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% g, A. k3 \+ V
: Q/ @3 p) r5 |, [ b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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4 k9 g! c# w) V: h; m0 F19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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- h! O: I% w5 c2 V6 R20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.* P, l5 e. h) F5 w% O% }7 s7 I0 }
, w4 T( @. `! T. F* d9 K21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* `# U0 h# d: A& K0 a
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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