Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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- k* m1 O2 B2 w" m1 p' X) m2 H1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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) e! O2 h0 c; ]5 ^/ J7 l% h% n: C2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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9 x+ Y7 V9 x5 v) f9 \  l8 _# Y  j0 H3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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* I  r' g$ i# D) o* W( m# {+ ]5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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9 ?5 N+ I; A  M9 s5 P6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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& k% _: Q( [8 Q! A8 H* m* t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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% S4 l2 A: z& N# ]2 [2 b% B, B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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' J  J( H$ M/ T4 p( n2 X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

5 k6 P, v1 J7 H3 a" L' ]: a* N  {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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! u) {3 U8 r% X' o12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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2 G/ J& h1 l1 j8 z$ B14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

& Y8 j* _3 _3 p5 B- d; u) p15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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$ b9 N& \1 J. A# O: U0 Q/ i17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

+ c! Q; r. }0 F! X3 k18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

  q0 \$ g; J: z7 t- ]8 ?! s19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

! V, P4 s+ x' b7 a5 N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

' ?+ s! N* j" W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

5 ?) b# ]- ?1 x7 t: o$ _: i. w0 `25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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