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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., M# g. X9 h8 |! | _
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.$ O8 ^2 v7 ~& `# d9 X2 ]
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 k6 U; H7 K+ b5 a! }
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; O+ e. L( K; Y) J/ g' u4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.2 R3 g5 M0 F# x- E. y. m
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.2 G1 G% Y7 p" R" a! m
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.0 V0 F" [ {- N( H- A
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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4 W% v+ {! O+ [+ h0 _' Z) a9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.$ f9 ~$ `. F2 W8 h
9 o' h- b. w' r; r8 B10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 B0 L! V: `$ Y& X: ?
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12.) Super glue is forever.0 C; f' p6 i/ ]6 z7 R% W7 L0 }
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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& Q ~; C- Q7 L# p5 _. v, N( `) _14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 r0 a$ X2 x) p9 |
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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) ]$ C, k# T0 r+ g: ~' z16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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/ D) P& v# U" m17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.( k4 ?* d5 x# W: n7 K% H
6 G0 n0 ^" _5 M6 Q# i" E( B: i6 l: Z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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. Z% D, l! `. _22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy., V0 {8 m( `4 ^+ O- b/ S
/ S$ l; c0 v& X6 o+ ?+ x$ P1 K) b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.8 @% ?. E7 s' S1 V# p5 D. b9 z
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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$ ~& q3 u; W, \1 A25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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