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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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' j1 T2 U$ n+ K- g1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep./ [; ^& x+ i/ i5 Q) ^- m0 U
, w# a3 I a6 k; |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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! s2 C/ {: }/ o2 U1 U! A3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! c+ R' F0 e% Q* N: g
, d7 J" y/ [$ {$ P+ y# n* t. o$ w P4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. X4 J0 u. e* ]1 s8 A6 m
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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* u& ?! o. Y* ]: E- d8 B: O7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late., Y9 z, X2 @( U- _( B" X" P! {4 T
0 _9 S* `5 _5 @" P# e6 i! p8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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+ w- p! q( l- j10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.7 v3 F4 l+ Q4 V3 m! N% i
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12.) Super glue is forever.2 c0 }, X2 l3 g8 y- ?: X
: Y: ^ r. E1 u/ H' D: V% P13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., | S" T3 r& \8 i9 F! l; j
$ K) q! B- g% ?- d( @& x15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 l6 Z6 L6 j3 N: F6 ~16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.% K' d* I8 R- T8 G- b- ?, }
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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; K- O$ K& A! a& X: y( c! x, Y6 Q20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.9 l: {1 W+ A5 F+ q8 `
- y8 m! c5 ~7 L6 ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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. B/ n3 n- p: L# N+ t6 N7 {- P9 z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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+ Q; E' `" e1 ^) }25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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