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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 B+ x0 m1 y( v* u' Q
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 U+ O: D; k5 Z7 E
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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; g9 F* r8 x5 \! I$ B# R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
% ^) d+ H/ v5 F4 U4 E8 G. c( L. r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 h' E; u* A2 X* _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ i' ?" u% M( O" Y2 z5 P'For reading a book,' she replies + x1 K9 e5 K4 A6 g
  
& @* h- D. S1 {2 g  |'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # L0 a. J% A. q; W
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + K) y1 Y% t% D( |, `- ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 p& ~$ x$ l% V" ^  f, t; o
  
0 g! {3 |0 u4 P( D; r( o4 {'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.     i: s, }: S' A! j
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 7 x4 p9 s& ]% [2 o% V
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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+ Z% Y% _6 j& M8 k3 _'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 8 z* Q5 B, O5 Q: V8 x: I
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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$ g5 `" }% a/ V2 u# f9 P7 `[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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