Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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( `) W5 j) |% _# ?8 O  x: S( nAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 W$ O( e  k7 @# Q. B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

7 D& n. F6 J: ~" x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 F( [: e4 i' d$ Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" m6 p, ?, F% \/ ^/ Y" a& M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, @% f! }. L& D8 U' X'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) s' I. k2 \' w% C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 d7 K4 [4 T! L8 H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; y8 z4 x; T- G. f% A, Y) ^ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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* O0 }* Q1 O1 R9 A[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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