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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % Y/ w c0 k( R; k; Q6 Q% `! e
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ! }/ Q2 w$ f- s0 K1 Q5 |. y' `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 w1 u+ i; E/ c& c# P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / X% H9 G9 @0 P' e7 W
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! q3 j& L2 x1 \: o/ A$ r- }
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 p' K" t% b7 @ A2 B0 o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( S( X+ t' |- X7 S3 l ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ X( T3 s- ~" e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
8 h! S- a! ^6 U0 F* h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & w; Y I' o( y. Z- ?( l+ P% U
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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8 O2 y* V# o- ^+ ?+ {: L* Z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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