Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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/ G% |$ q* F8 r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 O6 a( v0 ]( V3 k, x0 I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
3 h9 F, {/ k9 t+ v3 C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  F3 S& l1 f$ o( W) Y'For reading a book,' she replies
  
4 B0 ^- R$ I7 K1 m+ b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ h. s3 l0 \" O6 r& R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! L* b/ e3 J: r. s'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 g9 `% |0 l& g& s% A$ \% v$ k! J 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

8 B+ _: [/ l6 K5 B$ y: ^9 M4 t$ O3 s[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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% y1 `) ~" a, J$ r+ I) t* C! LBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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