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Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway---but your waiter may know! u* R. J( S7 L B) ]9 S# f
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' H# N. t& L: c1 [; I% _4 Z> YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
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> This is pretty neat !!3 R0 D8 O3 a: y& y
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) S6 \* a9 {1 r> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.
& l- m; j% R% F f> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! - L7 {1 @& U+ P, x
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> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's really fun. - r8 ~2 ~. }/ A9 v# J6 B% c: t8 t
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> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10, tried, o also works)
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) k' N: R: c6 j1 @, B> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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" f, F$ v; y% Z* k0 }> 4. Multiply it by 50 , S- o- ~3 X- b$ K9 U
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> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... ; If you haven't, add 1757.
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* x" Z. a" n, s> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born;
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> You should have a three digit number
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& k) R5 R# \% D$ \% K$ B* ^> The next two numbers are . i6 `6 T' G3 s* I8 B, r1 K: G5 e7 r, u) v
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> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is !) & }( J+ [7 `8 A& d2 X- s
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: m1 w" K T8 [% K& _> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS |
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