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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 o3 _7 c1 z$ r- z2 w' A+ d
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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0 ~* j) C9 \' k( I* |3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:  f( V. r$ K4 W* S
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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8 V" S+ t6 [) B7 o* R; d  Kc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.- F" v. e% N' Q4 q8 V5 ?

: J: u  v# C0 td. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." a7 B/ z& z% N$ M, W9 t) s/ q
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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% M- B* b3 e2 J- ]( w, df. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# W' {. `3 f; j

5 N( U8 M3 ^& W' ~g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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) n& f/ _" P1 E! m' _! oh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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5 g: n- @1 Y3 Wi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.1 h0 }) ~# j7 g- |

; H4 `( u; R) @: |& P+ I/ Dk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.# g) `4 A0 Y! G3 l
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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