埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 3393|回复: 0

PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
4 k  w% x1 H; x, O: l1 @4 q+ j0 i5 B" l# \- v% C
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.: A. ~" o' u" |2 k
! |, Q+ x$ B1 b% K7 [. z/ V
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.) Y4 D/ @* ~  F. {" U
8 a6 P! c5 r+ [- V! i
4. Then analyze the situation:; {- P! _! s! x; U8 r& K
) o* V/ E- {3 j% B+ B+ N
4 u6 K) n: C4 P  g
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.' S0 L# ~& H" c# S1 {
0 ~& W1 N% E: m
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
) |& j0 I6 a& [* S- K6 ]* }* g8 ~  s! _; _
/ A2 x- b) `& K; ?c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.$ n0 M5 c+ |4 @: o6 R. ]9 Z
3 |) K! ~0 |9 h
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 H* q( I) l; r+ X. f
4 E2 k$ u3 P' @( P
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
5 Q4 i. t' b# \
* h. P+ ^3 B& i3 ?1 {f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.+ `( f, C% S) Q

# [& i: r' s/ @g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 q2 v, P. Z7 `0 K6 H/ B' i! T% T

3 e8 S& d# {4 E& Xh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.: w9 ^8 L9 {, J6 I+ U, P- {4 X8 a

  Y. }/ S9 `& G( E' Z3 \# Fi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
- u' ]) M3 w" R- H" N& t- z( C2 s) f+ s9 @9 \5 [, y1 l* {
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
; T/ r. w  x4 x  `# ~) d: t: i) Q8 e; @  X
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
; w$ Y5 f' p0 m7 o1 D! A; ~  w" V( `/ q0 K! u6 s$ j/ B
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .3 u5 ?% ^3 V: P4 y6 |

; E0 w0 z8 e2 ?' O# u( ^Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-6-22 17:07 , Processed in 0.185557 second(s), 10 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表