PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:


a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

: x- s( B7 p6 Q' q8 X" ~2 ge. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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  {; A8 ]: P# O1 wf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

0 g1 p" e; k: t, W* `: nh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

9 B/ [0 u- ]2 Ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

, J2 w; s) [+ ~l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.