Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* s. ^7 |( v& }6 N3 l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 }* C  D* Y7 }. |( Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 B, l* v: Q6 t+ w3 f  v* a  l5 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

8 o' L/ ~: }9 F  z5 l5 B6 d6 R  p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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# s" Q/ X3 D% \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& o9 b2 {- a/ Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* J4 V) ?9 H% p$ C. Z8 a4 t5 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, U3 d# ~0 }% hNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, @/ o, |- v: B9 D* D5 y6 Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 {4 D3 Q5 }2 x7 f' kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% V/ |0 {7 E9 z, w! ^hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' C6 ]7 o4 K- R3 Mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

7 J) |* U% j: H0 _5 {. VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* |, M; D3 i. }. z9 c# sand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% _9 z* l7 p+ X) r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 y, A, Z' F- q' }6 I& N1 H>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 I% G3 g' g4 T- O. I( c>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; b1 ~& F8 D- v, [$ Y  f: }- e1 [4 o; F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 D. n9 Y% J% g$ ?& r0 O9 W) o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 K  Y6 K0 ~7 L4 R6 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 j- P  W2 O6 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" J+ r( F  K$ w1 A& Q% N1 E! V% VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. y; L8 `4 d6 ^0 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) Z& ?% @: Z* S1 z, z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 h& @' i7 ^3 B, ?- L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( g. b6 q% h1 L! u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  U  h% m# Q3 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) L; E; F/ O% y' V3 Z4 }9 _0 s0 }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

) s$ C/ @  |+ v  @+ |9 X' b' {  R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

! o5 B: A* M" T. W  h0 S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% Y+ w  d7 ~' E% L- D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 |: i0 a! J! r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢