Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 [- M# S& d6 I. v  o6 l4 Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; G  C8 }/ \5 l1 |$ l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 c) n/ V0 Q7 e% @; s) P* y* T2 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; r" t) u% S: L/ ~& Y+ V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- e6 p& s9 _7 x  V0 `# R/ G- {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. [0 @9 Y9 D0 ?6 h; J5 W4 |" f  ] will pay you $500.

& ?7 y! o; k# G1 |- D! i" \5 K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 p! z$ T- x: E: G' Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 {' F7 S# @3 b* W. P1 @The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 u4 M% q" ?$ Q; ]# ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

5 b1 g1 V3 [5 i' w. tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% P9 h1 o- Q7 R, pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" [9 f8 k0 i5 M7 v) uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; r7 D' e  M- _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& _4 S0 L! ^6 P# `2 j/ x( E8 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 g6 q* m; P+ I8 @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: c/ y7 U: d6 e% p% BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 ^: g; n, V+ ]3 V5 M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- l* K" U* t! R4 sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! q+ D  j, C! \( j2 h1 |! a! S>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ k8 H$ @) p5 A8 t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& n+ H% V. E" N' L+ d>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: I% G8 H& j# J+ B+ }, T3 Z2 i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; Z: w; w2 ^) h/ ]>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! k/ h$ M8 g% m; ]4 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' r4 r/ ?4 u1 \# dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! ?% d2 b% l( z; k( Q6 K1 [) a# a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 O1 |+ ?/ ]: u& d0 D$ O$ \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ d8 K9 R; S+ G' `1 ]* B( A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 ^  G3 {5 N1 _6 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  `. K: w/ }( \+ g- t5 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! \/ X0 t+ j. T% x/ V7 n% Z0 ^真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; I' y3 \& T: ^1 f全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 o+ v2 A9 f3 m- k7 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- f! d0 Y) v' |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ `) @" h8 M9 Q1 p( T+ Z% U- B: V- p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# c" v1 ]$ a$ c" m1 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 m6 v# c6 t+ Q+ [% f大学教胖还差不多
3 h  u* ^1 T3 t# a* W# k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 M/ b) V/ ]" V  T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) [8 o: {) u' J2 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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