Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 t5 i  w3 F$ E& cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: i+ |  K1 V, h6 W- j9 I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( A+ a; ?; y4 f4 [) c' E& t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: Y1 V+ s' h; {5 U# Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 g, i- R; ~7 J2 Y( |; v5 |3 }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: g/ H: Y. G& T2 X  o2 t% |4 Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

5 W" p' U& g- M- a9 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 I1 U1 R2 C1 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" t6 \* L( `" B5 a- {' k. d: h, uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 O7 a3 Q1 h! athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ M/ `. S% j& @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  [1 F3 P1 K* @) L# \- wback to sleep.

4 Y% }1 b4 X  u" o& ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. u0 X+ k. K1 dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ m1 d- B7 K  E: g0 J# G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 A/ ]% S3 j) {- I" _+ l+ Vcomes down with four?'
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; H( z3 s  ]7 p  S5 [' f0 k5 c) mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 j$ A1 m8 \2 ^7 r1 c; G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  ]4 z0 C5 ]+ [9 g. ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# N9 |  x+ U, z( o. N* R' T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ B' P  D; o* E, }' w  p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  d' O' T$ D. o2 e8 K; ^% b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 \( u$ f, O" s5 n* Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 L7 M3 ]! y; [' `; O" A7 [2 \the newfie would l ...

$ N; D8 Y( E0 J9 R6 r+ N7 Z: Q2 I; x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 r) f# O% M' ~( C: Q6 V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( g" i2 N, X# ]+ S7 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 q; Q2 E* K/ X) s* p% q( P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


3 a/ j4 I' ]; K: n7 k6 }
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( w7 @% g! y8 _6 G0 ]/ _真聪明，偶像啊

  \+ {) v$ p4 I8 J% ~+ X! E3 `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& x4 Y. @0 G0 h  E/ [- I1 [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 U  c* E7 X) n+ I+ _3 Z/ ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 c( q( @  T6 v0 A2 i7 A1 x多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) W/ A8 e9 ^# c2 \" ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ _7 h& \$ ]) Y8 \$ c6 m5 s5 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 @. G. z# ?7 b6 c2 u! B3 ?她是大学教瘦？
% z8 T  r5 o# g( o- ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. a& f1 w4 H# O: Y; s9 `6 X/ R' j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) d% n$ V" t/ D# u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 c* ^' u- o/ r8 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢