Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# U3 t: \8 b& Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 X; I* v) ~' _' U( r' V* L# ^( ]+ Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) g3 C0 T7 m& g, ]; I% m1 M+ V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ ]0 {+ S* H1 l1 E* k! X' wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 N1 S- g5 r1 a% z7 dyou pay me only $5.
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8 z9 x  b% V* M1 ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 S5 [- r( b4 ]1 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* ^7 u# n0 l8 I/ N5 Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

9 w* R& w8 U. ^5 q" F# PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

1 W# _9 H8 B" f: |, J/ MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 i# Y( Q; v/ [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- [: v6 R7 i! K: l2 c' }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 x1 K- n, o. o1 W/ N* Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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; v$ R1 x: e+ W" x. Q+ ?) X$ kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% w1 @- q. p: x4 V! d) \wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) f3 M4 _) {0 F& X3 v" l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( Z4 W" a% n* d4 d8 n7 Y  b. V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ^3 ~( Z* ?, _& ?6 S* d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% W0 }' ]" K# R! p8 x- `# W6 E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
2 h  K2 x3 _. C# g* Q. V>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 E& j! N" D8 K  g: g( Z1 Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% y( F- T$ Q6 r+ O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: ]  H  ^3 u/ K3 C- o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* k, E. W% m! z5 D% G( u) B  k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 ?8 f& B: x3 d3 W+ k: t' ], r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% V  w( z  ~) m8 L' Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! K  s8 e' B5 L' }the newfie would l ...

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# M1 g$ f: T8 G: S2 N8 u3 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ d8 m- a- Y1 b  `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ j8 h* C5 Q2 |# W% I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

* r" s4 p( Q3 _/ N. c/ R* O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- n% o4 |& O% ?5 ?- ?0 s3 e0 Z0 f+ g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 C5 s# |% i$ ]; [" |4 Y9 [1 n别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 q/ s, X1 a6 O, Q8 Z7 c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 Z" \6 H$ I7 U9 V7 Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 r) x  P1 u+ q) I& j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- X; m) t5 [/ q  x$ i真博学，偶像啊。

7 n6 I8 a( N& U! E/ \+ |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" ?  I) I! m5 x' Q& v( |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 U: s& G2 T6 }; ~( ~' o+ p6 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Z% J- i, O( _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢