Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- y. r/ c, ]" [. Q5 n: o5 slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 K- S* t7 _6 G; V: {. D- H The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 |" J6 |5 S& B% \8 m8 N lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 Z# h! v+ k. u  H, @2 `9 R# W1 ?! Jyou pay me only $5.
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7 B& S* l/ h$ j" n7 N; P$ h* Q* H1 M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) l: }: Q& g6 i; }0 H will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ n) R; p+ y6 Z2 z5 f% `: H. Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 p# |. ?6 @6 B/ r7 D% U+ Y$ HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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2 l! o, F& R7 `6 n& iNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' P, F1 Z; |1 e! M% _three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 o( C* K7 [2 v+ @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' ~3 x9 ]; U# e; dback to sleep.
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  j" ~- Z0 c9 e. SThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

" w* v9 |' N7 A& E7 {6 {8 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" l. R9 o. e. C0 gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

3 L6 m5 x  x& U3 M3 z! }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* m! W: M1 U. P, u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  R9 G& c/ d6 B' s( Q, L" ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! S- Z% ^3 [5 r2 u4 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 }$ L" K9 T0 Y; u- Q& _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 o, |. `: R% ~; k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 j/ B# h* G( k) F' c" ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ S2 w# K: q2 I. W; J) y+ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ p" W' q2 g! q3 cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 ?0 K' e, v' _8 _$ p2 z* tthe newfie would l ...

3 G2 T& H" m% ^: A9 i1 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 z9 |9 [* s; w# F2 e4 Y+ m( S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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' E% z' G- }  q3 V' Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 z5 E' q6 P9 _# K3 V& P) b8 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- h9 B2 k2 A) ^% |2 ?0 f1 [: P/ A+ y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 [3 f9 N3 i' ?" Y) ~# _4 f真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; M1 e/ ?9 Y' @" h6 n& H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 \  o; `( j3 X: F( ^8 u; _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 _" J& W" }" j别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 o$ z9 ]' k4 [5 l, r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; m) V% k7 F) x5 w3 |* r/ h真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

1 F6 E  A4 d2 f8 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( u& a; O) ^7 o她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ m9 l0 l* @8 i0 U  I9 `: C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" M* \% B8 [6 Y; y# r8 N9 r$ g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢