Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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3 P7 r7 [6 F$ B) R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ L9 ]3 {* u5 N, [+ A: mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ f7 d" l7 L, s, j: w0 w+ T7 n1 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 R; G, l- |+ ^+ x+ NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ f8 d- ~$ [8 @$ w7 a- Qlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) F2 Y$ g0 d2 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ L6 m) d7 m! mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" v4 w' @; z( J6 {* r1 zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- p3 v% z! V$ C0 bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 v# n/ |9 H6 u8 }$ _8 h: ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 Y8 x" Q) a- ?( ycomes down with four?'
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1 \+ p! H- b: X7 OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' A5 g0 x$ Q5 u  C+ F, q! t7 \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ Z$ C! `$ U- Y9 R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! S  C8 J7 Q4 H* F/ E7 v6 p>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ P# u* B% c9 ?$ j  u6 H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) o: S/ M( r+ y0 I8 C>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ \" p" K) c! T% K. D- n3 _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 d' B) `* ]( B" E8 r/ v7 I6 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 |/ V' h6 q$ x4 u; S4 _5 Z1 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 y1 C% M$ ?% ~8 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ D& c/ q' f0 Q/ Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  _; @2 y7 f% U7 d8 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 N: J4 {: j) |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) S  Z$ ~$ M7 S3 P" @0 F2 P- q; y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& e- g) T( \/ b% M' }2 [* M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 t9 B7 U! Y3 N她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% [, Q2 R. n; E7 Y& j6 v  S6 w' E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) d4 K  c( A1 J$ `/ e% P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, @9 D* G$ ^/ d& V3 Z% t0 E4 p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! D/ L0 ]7 }7 v7 J: m7 _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢