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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' " L x1 ?% d6 \1 {8 z# u
1 W% `: {2 m t, P! tDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 4 W8 Z( l; v% G1 O
4 r1 B' {; T! lI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 7 h* E$ r7 H2 U- d1 A% c/ ?
6 |' c* u7 [) D$ n" kYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. y% V; ~) @! n0 {/ C% K
, q9 N) d, a, j& y* ?! x* P: E8 q' mWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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+ [' L1 c6 X3 a2 {( m; X The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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1 ?6 w# B0 @. f, l6 l1 @And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. : \& x2 D6 y+ _2 h, |
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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; ^7 z2 u. I; p* kSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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8 U6 f$ `& v9 U4 d pHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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( X6 {4 C/ f, Z+ ?So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 3 V# A9 e' j0 T9 P! H
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 5 X5 F2 _8 \; O! f8 Y& y3 K
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' 9 i, `4 a' R. e
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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, W }* x Y" b* J6 \0 z' v }2 NThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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