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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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# i- c* `1 ?9 x* d4 AI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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; z0 U1 }5 z! i7 }We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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$ C6 C* g) b8 a The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 9 O& Z) [. \7 Y, G
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 9 |) t* R( h% J- A1 h% H ~- O
' ~8 i v9 B" V: s2 ?% q0 h9 J ANow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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8 T; m8 V, l/ |% x KSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. + ]+ d* a# i3 p) H3 q) T
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. : z* T+ O2 K) O- J, d! B/ |
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 9 E( ?* M- e+ f' N6 t
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
J ^ T- o* {/ s& |$ I& DHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 4 r8 D% Q7 Z0 K3 L" h& ^
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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