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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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0 t+ h1 e& Q) n) f; E" e' EDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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; l1 I; X1 @+ ~2 |& JI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. % A& H7 u: F6 a$ r3 K& O7 x9 T) x+ w
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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6 }9 t }2 J# c" [3 a2 qWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ' j9 |) ~* k! i2 d) e/ ~4 _
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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& Z: B% Q2 u) v8 m/ r% nAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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1 x. Z8 S+ J% gSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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/ ` w" i# x( x* P' ^% @2 ]; e8 aHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 5 G1 h5 z9 y( ]( X
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. " j% j4 d- y5 M2 g0 z6 X+ O
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 0 J$ B: }# T8 j4 {
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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- v- G4 G2 ?1 `3 @The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' : Q/ ]$ Y2 |/ x3 r" ?3 }8 a
8 C% p# T1 Y5 V I. [5 a }/ dThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 0 ~+ P6 a7 X0 t- c, |- _+ w
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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