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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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) m4 x" @$ i8 MDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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# f+ w& c9 f- |, {# XI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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7 S, d2 i. d3 c5 A% [# JYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ! J# c7 D( g4 o0 B8 A
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 7 ?! j `0 x& T/ f5 P, M0 F, L
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 3 c4 i; V; F! q
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' * t! J) k' w: r8 z2 g" [5 X, g9 C
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 6 l& L5 k' S3 ]
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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, o- c; l8 z3 d. n4 ]So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 2 @2 `. C. M) _7 t8 S1 @; O
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. . [+ u/ ]3 N5 ^, z7 o0 e
He gives up and goes back to bed. 2 d' P5 V. |. o/ E
0 V6 X9 ^. P; Z3 Y; E! q# b* \7 @0 DThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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4 k4 }5 k' q* c) T1 }* Z/ I# j3 HThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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4 x/ p% M% @! X2 E/ e! g+ O6 uThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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