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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: % y6 v5 y+ T# G% M. m
0 j) N/ B0 n$ Y6 qI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. ( r4 A0 G( H+ ^
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 S9 o* C K( O
1 D: x! O2 y$ i {% U3 S# W' j2 {So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. " t1 }( n1 G/ m4 n, f3 r- \! C
" f W) ]8 d* F" K0 wLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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4 }, b/ f/ ?; y- ^He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ( e6 x! B9 _# n
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
2 D# \2 U& E% i8 `7 \. Q/ ^" PHe gives up and goes back to bed. $ S5 Z( q a" d6 x8 H* p9 |! A5 d
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' , ?- c0 o1 n1 U) Q7 m& u: f; e
9 J" Q9 r% O: p- [, M nThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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: j, R( u- W: AThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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