1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. # X; ^( P) m+ m, W9 q3 _0 w9 Q0 [2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. ; s0 ~6 `( ]6 U1 `0 Z- o' K
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.6 [) O' e8 V6 t' p$ t
duncan - Victoria, BC 9 E9 E9 K4 n6 H3 p( R4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.0 X+ J+ P, P: _& s7 @
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. ; i4 z" x" e+ v2 q. ^+ [6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 8 ]' [$ q. G7 B; _; w* o7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. # A8 {/ s# R5 g8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. # ]: ]% f% j+ H& q* v5 `
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 1 _2 B: v( ]/ ]* P6 v10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
2 m9 M Y( n; _( o. {' y/ Xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 1 W+ C1 O5 I$ M/ v' O# |
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did not get the first one, where is the pun5 m/ d/ y6 M" ^. f+ c! K+ \9 }! Q8 F
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 5 O# `( L9 d! N( ^* W' B3 N% h- g6 n
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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) q3 Q5 d" h& x3 b; D* Nreally? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 & z( w! L6 Q& U4 }6 Q3 m. P" ]- W
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) Z& z7 W7 R9 E% J" R( c. H+ p
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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+ w4 W. h4 y- N) V"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 8 }& O1 k4 J# W* I5 m3 A; O
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ; e7 o. c% [. N6 k6 \
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 4 H. U$ A# y) ~' s0 m
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. * O8 ?" b* L3 n: E4 y. G# [" }
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 3 G4 S0 s; y& |
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
