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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  9 c( O9 {( s3 i, B& L/ ^
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  5 J; V5 e8 H+ Y/ a4 X
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me." U& C$ `- |' W7 L
duncan - Victoria, BC   6 n/ x  @0 l3 _. O& `
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'." f& U; m* m" c8 ^
Dave H - Hayward CA   
' Z( ~: ]- C& M5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
& m! ?2 ]- K! {( I! T" J6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  8 I& ~7 T% R0 q( l5 v+ ^) o
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
7 f6 _+ x" q  |( M7 h* S8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  * @0 F; I8 Z5 T# U2 [' {
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
5 f) P- t# y7 a$ Q$ x. h) G1 E/ S10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
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interesting
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
小幽默
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 , H$ C8 p' g# R/ u" I5 v
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 8 }) [% W5 _) W# \& r
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Grass could mena herb

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* j1 Y4 }  J: A5 Q. R% [& j8 Vare you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 ! a1 G! m6 `+ t1 p
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- }: H6 Y' X5 w9 s/ R1 ~8 p3 @are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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2 i6 I( C' A0 E$ g1 A) Fdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 I4 e5 O( R, q, u+ M* }; a
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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- O' l+ O8 H0 C$ L2 L) @# Breally? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 . r, m& {! a+ n9 V, i4 J

6 o8 Q1 _# o7 n7 E; f( [! {  m" Ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, + A$ p& ^+ s2 q- P7 d; H1 f

, u5 A8 o1 l! E3 j; w' V+ Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 8 L3 m  j% u+ f; \
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , j+ ?7 f) T$ q0 Z3 T) @
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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) V  h: J* I, l, H9 H' D1 D"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 2 m  o# K% g$ F" ~' r" V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ V1 h) {2 i" O: Y* G: h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 2 p' K5 x. ?9 u& a. M+ w  V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. - ?& U9 k  c5 k, \$ g; i2 g! ~# L
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ( }$ f0 n( c4 L! U: M; h

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1 h6 S+ S; [: L2 c, r; a! W2 `( pi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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