1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 9 c( O9 {( s3 i, B& L/ ^
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 5 J; V5 e8 H+ Y/ a4 X
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me." U& C$ `- |' W7 L
duncan - Victoria, BC 6 n/ x @0 l3 _. O& `
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'." f& U; m* m" c8 ^
Dave H - Hayward CA ' Z( ~: ]- C& M5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. & m! ?2 ]- K! {( I! T" J6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 8 I& ~7 T% R0 q( l5 v+ ^) o
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 7 f6 _+ x" q |( M7 h* S8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. * @0 F; I8 Z5 T# U2 [' {
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. 5 f) P- t# y7 a$ Q$ x. h) G1 E/ S10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
- }: H6 Y' X5 w9 s/ R1 ~8 p3 @are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) H3 s9 K& o- t) N% L6 ` 2 i6 I( C' A0 E$ g1 A) Fdid not get the first one, where is the pun ! ^4 U( m) v: p# U, w1 H9 n+ C) ?, x* z: A* Z7 O/ k
[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 1 I4 e5 O( R, q, u+ M* }; a
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ) b$ b% i6 X$ c4 E- ]/ H# m9 V/ h G
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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- O' l+ O8 H0 C$ L2 L) @# Breally? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 8 L3 m j% u+ f; \
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, , j+ ?7 f) T$ q0 Z3 T) @
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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) V h: J* I, l, H9 H' D1 D"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 2 m o# K% g$ F" ~' r" V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. & V9 ^' X3 b( G% y. ^. K' v9 L2 I3 a$ F5 O2 r% q
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ) u" u7 R; y% _( c: q / L* a3 }1 V2 o0 j + V1 h) {2 i" O: Y* G: h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 2 p' K5 x. ?9 u& a. M+ w V
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. - ?& U9 k c5 k, \$ g; i2 g! ~# L
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ( }$ f0 n( c4 L! U: M; h
! X, S& O( X% o! ?; s! S+ W. P 1 h6 S+ S; [: L2 c, r; a! W2 `( pi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
