10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
7 n3 a6 k) V9 w/ s2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
5 O* b. w, y+ I+ G5 O. V3 H* p4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
/ j( E. y4 T$ ^" K: g5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
" U: |# N4 x: W/ u3 ?0 e5 h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
) q  r7 E; C7 a, a5 s7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
/ ?$ |) n' Y& I1 M) e( C$ ~( S8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

2 R' C, {2 x& nGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

7 Z, t8 g# N; \# E; d, |are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

( }) S' B; O* ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. e4 m2 M( b) U8 x8 T& z2 {+ bdid not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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) \0 y1 @$ X* e, n" zgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  ~1 d0 Q1 p) B- n" w"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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, T2 l! i4 ^" U  e* n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
1 i1 L, b0 f, i; [  V) s* B"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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