10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 ?' \/ h% b) Z$ `; N2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
+ b7 n# R' n/ ]5 B3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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5 ]2 B  g' c  S/ ~4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
; X7 o7 U1 X  W6 S1 y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
, n6 L) t7 f+ t7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
+ c- n& k9 ]/ \- }) C2 Z8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
7 Y  ?" m0 O' G: ?% l9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
. p, b2 t) Y& r5 T; B, {( Z10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
( v5 \. r% l. x0 sinteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

2 |1 W' v( R) e4 \" b; \2 i! i4 rGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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& _. t2 A; J0 s3 v- `% S8 Yare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


5 N( M; l3 R8 Q( K* ^. N' O7 Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

' D0 K5 k/ i* E& y2 n0 udid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

' `$ d3 ~' Y, U1 W$ vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

* C% o; b( W( n8 O9 D$ Ograss could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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* O# W- Q6 e7 r" h/ [3 `& I3 gdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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2 v' N* v9 u  @! pgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

7 ]) i- t# N+ z1 P/ I4 d6 @$ S  idid not get the first one, where is the pun

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$ l1 P0 V, g9 H" M2 y3 |"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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& G: ?3 }# k& c" ~' Q"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
& J, |6 {3 t. p. w"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


: h/ _, ?2 F# {# [1 S) a, p/ A* gi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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' d. J& n/ _" den, it hit me now

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