1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 8 A1 m. `' B) H9 m( b
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. / x6 a0 h8 |. ~3 ]0 }! t- I W
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.7 ~: i: ^1 M/ I j! G8 u
duncan - Victoria, BC 3 {* ~/ W. c2 I5 ]- a' ~4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.8 f& \' \4 j6 |4 X& P5 B9 Z8 W; O, l
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 1 n; E0 ?1 ?+ O2 Q$ H7 q7 d7 U3 n7 O6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 3 q2 S& K3 C! ?. j A
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. , @( C ~2 ~7 U9 y3 l% z8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. p2 Y, s% e \( F' ^, M) i1 o9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. . j& u; C, h# P* n
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ; e* ?- P9 Y1 G1 b
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 5 a# J4 t1 ]1 f! {6 C* m2 ? s; S- ]6 e9 V
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ) i8 y/ f; c; m, y, W
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, \7 j0 g& }' E/ a $ r6 o# r3 i! B, Odid not get the first one, where is the pun
2 B$ N$ { G! N a1 V % z! R# L$ }* T; M! u4 Ri get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 " W! {. T& D, ]0 G* S0 Z2 `4 \8 {, @
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - b! ?6 Q/ C- E0 u; r: E
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. $ e) x8 m' @$ l) F, a"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 7 E# c0 i( i2 b6 A1 i3 w. Y/ z% e4 Q7 ^ q7 H# m0 P
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 # P2 ~4 J% R) O. Z$ ~) A2 z0 `3 A" L/ I; m7 u
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. # A7 N5 o! @- l3 _& h
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 7 G2 N2 q. ]2 w3 T. d6 o- r# M, i6 {5 h
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 ! A3 G, s! R# a% \8 q$ o2 L 2 D( p9 v9 m/ ?$ r& x. F* W# f% C ' X: Y6 [1 w6 vi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
