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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
9 ]6 e& O K: j1 X- U! ]. l2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
& r2 e! P9 }$ x3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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5 W. S/ y* J4 V/ i& j. C4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.# x4 V( h( M) I) { K: D
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. " B8 j3 l- m& R' Q, P) ~9 v
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
: B: x9 o) o P% c7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 7 X* |: o) {, h& T& `# [' Y/ R" @( d
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 2 }! x( ~# a& V7 a" h+ v7 Q% A: P
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
5 e8 e' S1 [! d10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. |
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