10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
9 ]6 e& O  K: j1 X- U! ]. l2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
& r2 e! P9 }$ x3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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5 W. S/ y* J4 V/ i& j. C4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
: B: x9 o) o  P% c7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
5 e8 e' S1 [! d10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
, k8 _8 J# u& }6 A. Kthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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9 z5 E5 c: i6 Hare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

+ z& K. _, h2 X. Q1 Rdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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  h; m' T: X" A1 w. E0 _really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

9 _7 |+ K6 w! J7 R0 L4 Y. Qdid not get the first one, where is the pun

' O& ~7 L2 V4 {2 r. h"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% ^( m+ E. [/ w"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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) H; J' ~4 b  h$ g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
0 i9 J0 x- O! m+ ~! ~; f"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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