10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
1 [1 ^( _0 [. U& }& [# Z# a: Q; f3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
; ]2 {; {- c9 t1 F& ]9 ]) G5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
  i1 L  |7 I! w- y; h+ _* A7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

# h* z0 F4 {+ ]% u# Y; u: \$ @) v+ BGrass could mena herb

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+ {0 a2 G  ?7 c% Fare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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. h7 F# {  K5 b$ M' E+ k) aare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

. f- w* \0 y; T' ]: Ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

, Q* o- C# P1 s; n& {did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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5 \" V/ [6 B2 C  o; ureally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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3 ~5 S: z% O: z0 `- A+ Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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; i; o$ v9 l$ V( agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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$ g* f# y% L, I/ B"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
( C6 Q8 t3 `; W, \: L"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


$ z' m, ?. y, G. [1 m- `i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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