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发表于 2008-10-14 11:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 6 ~2 {" |2 q& [

0 x0 T1 P$ d5 M+ K0 sGeorge was brokenhearted. " q! f' p3 [4 u; y$ M" Y9 H# q1 r

$ j( P* v& P9 W0 c9 m. QAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. # T( G4 @6 {) N* \- `- N- o

  M. Q* e6 |( W2 D5 s$ U7 T  W7 P0 q"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." % M; H0 ^5 u6 c7 w+ X3 [! D, {' @9 a
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. 4 A* c# Y6 |9 ^, j7 X/ T

  e# F/ {! J7 X9 `$ Q1 o"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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! `7 j$ q6 s  H7 d$ w- n# F"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
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