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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 1 T; h4 p6 N1 g: d2 |
4 x. D+ G3 ?% X. G- o8 n: }; ]2 k/ PGeorge was brokenhearted. " _8 b9 @: X Y$ `
) c& t* F; C) z- X8 h b' C: p: yAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. . x, _( x5 @7 y2 z: g9 _! |" J& U( k
! c1 Y; l+ n' k0 R% }; G) A6 g"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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" U& u% m t2 _, J: v3 b0 r# P$ x2 QGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. \% R; g3 x; `! L( |& T% r
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." " h8 n& b! X, u/ ?) e5 A' x8 c- [
! s& W' C8 L7 P! Z2 f2 w"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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