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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. 3 q% Q5 t c+ d* ]/ E Z4 t5 S3 X
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: G+ f" [5 I- J. R* q: { [A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 k, o7 Q @# {% E9 N- Y& e; WQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? - N+ M- O. b: B7 V+ D \
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) X2 O2 c$ T* PA: Your car.
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( L6 K& O7 I% L; n* tQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' s/ D- i% J" r+ C9 V+ rA: Be too drunk to find your keys. ( v, L# o" g1 R( `
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: f! Z7 Y: a5 |% R2 Z. ^A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 1 F0 x- z4 U; V) R0 `- m7 `5 E
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 z) C2 g; j3 ^8 r7 i
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
N: n: H- d# Y, a; Q3 mA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 4 t2 g1 b2 J2 F5 U; U9 L n' _7 q
. L- @, I r$ tQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
7 o. J& b! g6 ]: j- U! W7 HA: The color. 3 m! F e3 E. C& b4 r+ c
) W8 G" W8 l+ e+ ?) o2 n) xQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
4 i; l0 q5 O" b& R2 k- ]1 v, e. VA: Heavy psychedelics. / B+ K7 {' |/ d. m5 `
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? H9 l/ [$ y) i
A: Carry loaded weapons. - H7 z9 i; T. W
0 b4 h1 o5 G2 NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
$ F( c/ l5 r! M' rA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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