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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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+ ~5 @, R' \) c+ f! BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 3 Y$ ^: a6 _4 \. I
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, {& \. |) [: R2 FQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 R8 Y- m3 d$ |( Y
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # @4 S% i, i* M# j2 @- v0 e
2 }9 Q6 }, }& a. [$ e+ |4 O. m4 `& ^Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) \( a# d) M0 `A: Your car. ; Z5 N1 B& e: L2 i' r/ I3 B
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 6 c" y& N8 V) K
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( m: ]7 M+ E0 E0 j9 P3 AQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 A' N" J5 {" A0 x* CA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
2 w$ O0 Z, b; }/ d/ B' u( DA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 3 ?9 |. I8 o* L4 x5 m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? * A5 |* t% z4 p* t! a0 r
A: The color. . k( a/ W- L/ H
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 5 x9 ^. t6 Y3 r
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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& F; D4 Z+ o3 w2 ~* y+ {! X' \Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 3 Z. Q: u+ h4 |$ n; q2 I D
A: Carry loaded weapons. . \. x6 \) u! q! |
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
+ Z' ^& z6 K- R+ o/ [" WA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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