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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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* t5 u3 p, P& m' qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 r! R* k0 E. ]( `0 b1 e1 fA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 n6 \( W$ w9 g7 K2 O  g4 T
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ( |$ F2 t7 k; u, i2 y% w8 M
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ' e- V! K, X  I" \( l* G$ U
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 m: |. \: d  W4 v! W8 o8 I; }" L' gA: Your car. ; D; c1 n! |* s
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
; Q! X' P9 v6 Z: lA: Be too drunk to find your keys. 6 }& j- X- V! Y" `$ z: G- Z5 b

8 k; ?% d6 A( e7 r# r) I( lQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
& f8 X5 H* Q4 qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 5 K4 q* {& n6 k( i3 f& z! A
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 7 s3 {' K3 c$ C0 X. B; P' b

" O+ ]+ g* h5 S% DQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; f- H$ _2 k* S. l" RA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 u( v' K! \7 x1 J, u8 [" f4 qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?   i9 ^. s, Z+ R- \6 Q0 P
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . ?- w7 M. ]+ Z* q
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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  `: m8 E% P" _3 BQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? % s) o# y7 ~5 }0 R; f
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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6 \2 [- [2 M$ kQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" [! I, D: ^" Z8 HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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