Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

) n  m. U# N9 g9 zQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

$ U! W9 l: |6 G$ t2 z) f  Z% nQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
" V8 w6 M4 g6 j. a. b4 A9 B" D/ {A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 _7 V& \/ ]5 {' FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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8 j1 d; j: ^8 H; X9 i: K+ xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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6 n9 h9 G8 y* {4 mQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- A; H7 h7 E6 q% C" BA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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