Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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6 N# ~' V+ J8 vQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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# F5 M. b4 q* WQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
4 c/ k# @" H: m3 b& x3 ~+ aA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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4 I. |6 M( p/ LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  K& K7 M: j% {2 WQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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: s3 j% w' u- F6 K4 |Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
! F1 d2 f0 `! \, @" C$ yA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
3 i5 F* L5 r- E  Y, W) ~1 WA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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