Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
. D% r" Q! t% r2 qA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
5 c( m( f3 r- T9 A6 E  d# L& GA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 U2 [" t1 r5 m: xA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

% _' F7 @% Y8 [7 T7 X! CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
# r+ L/ y2 E: c% K5 y2 aA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

2 f6 V0 `3 `4 IQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
+ v2 K8 j/ a# {, o' XA: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
; n( B* A  R4 [9 IA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 F; h9 n# _: }9 L  DA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- l# e* H. V4 `( \A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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