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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % }$ T2 [) g# T+ o  u; [7 j) M

8 T) S! W% M! i6 ZQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 1 f) f! z  K' H1 u! V6 p6 B
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( L, I8 V1 }$ W& U3 aQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? . T$ O; v) @, t- k! _0 O
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
7 F/ X7 y! L: ?- I1 C8 TA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
  M8 I) u+ t5 C* t% d6 DA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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; u7 T' I' z8 b8 k$ S/ RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? & U0 \, L, d% A% L% z
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. ' E- Q8 V; S5 p: F& q

6 t4 N' D; g& z& I% AQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 3 D$ ^3 n. w/ f( E" D3 W3 y
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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* e/ ~- D7 g* R! H: |6 w' [Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? : s3 v2 a  x4 ]. i
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ( k" u5 b9 g3 V" H8 H" S
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' }' ?: n) I9 D# }$ S
A: The color. 2 |) Q1 G! p8 T! K

" c* e) E4 F# HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " m1 e; P+ C; z/ A
A: Heavy psychedelics. . O) Z& c+ Q/ h+ T
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 1 c& A3 g1 [- }% u% e/ Z+ Z* o
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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1 H. z( V9 [. z3 e$ S. wQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 q+ T/ T& a+ b* ~$ F# cA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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