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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 $ W: ]$ Q/ P9 c, N
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 . X/ V3 j2 c5 T, g# q
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。8 {6 d" Z: u5 c0 |
$ ^% E" d" v" C1 l5 h One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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) }4 q! U0 e4 m/ H 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 t3 g: A; l9 f" I
/ N7 V) B% v" c, m Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.# E' Q% N& M/ u) H6 n
6 f. d# o4 F. f: N3 N 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# H7 D2 o/ i( P0 b6 m7 Y) d
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) J6 _/ @+ q$ a- C! y( M7 q2 `
: O0 w: _3 b) W Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.4 f1 n8 N7 @5 v' z
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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( A/ a5 L) z: _7 Q5 W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.+ z+ k T" x# L
2 E) J' A/ T8 M0 i) f0 C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。$ P8 [0 }4 g0 p. p1 V3 a. W
# `6 D4 H7 H" a0 i The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.% r; B. `( S/ ` |' S6 M/ ? I9 z
. u' j4 j8 O9 i 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。$ J6 Y; I/ |: X* ^1 q/ b
, J% q5 U& e4 T% p; m% N% M Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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) P* h6 m1 t6 @" L; l8 [- B+ ?8 n 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。" E3 Y( E- B' ?
. k2 E- U* n( h; s- K% n: O Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。0 {1 F7 K# z1 b: Q, h
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.+ D; S2 }$ i7 X5 v+ T* X
" Q: ~$ U' k- f' Z6 V1 M 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 y* q0 U$ u7 B+ P4 m# k
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.$ E- W8 b8 H- l
0 J& I3 X' Q" q K }2 ~ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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7 `- V, J$ F4 c “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.( `. O) C% t: ] n; ^! T4 W/ A
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。% D5 t/ I' N$ h/ s2 H- h) s
/ Z- o+ p k- g! _5 c4 L There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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3 V/ D. c' R% ~3 P; K3 i “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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6 I5 E) h A M2 n* c 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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& \8 A7 h: ?) ~6 j 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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/ [* v2 i8 f1 G$ e God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.- }: p8 M9 {$ \+ N" s* g4 L4 W
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 h: b3 f# @) n" f# s, M
( u4 p: D1 o" n! {4 f7 j When two’s company, three’s the result!7 ^! e+ Y, P* g5 [8 ] A
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* y, B- `0 m1 @, g( Z/ O) a" y
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 }9 k+ K; h& I Y) ?
) ]* E+ H# u' u+ @! G% n The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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- l6 J( a. e2 U! F3 _$ A9 O The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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" `. j! R; }; m9 F# ~ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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