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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 " O5 U+ S$ N9 t! _& d8 S, j- X
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ' P4 a/ P* K- f! B& s; I- i2 ]* j, N
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.4 n8 ^- n9 e8 K' k ?
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. q$ B! |2 @2 f4 Z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty." R! E) D! v2 q, C! B
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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0 l* @7 R% T0 G' i1 r" b. o Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.9 b# s' t* A7 A/ w Q7 ?4 M/ M
9 H/ c/ P, d6 x& t9 I 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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* o8 k# N/ u( K Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.1 K3 M# C8 @' T2 h
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" Y3 e( f: B5 s
$ V; c2 T1 |1 [ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.! i2 J3 E/ Y2 ~& E+ d9 N* k
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。3 N7 }1 } n0 i0 J6 M+ b3 Q
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.. G1 y3 a( ^& X% X9 l' H) z
' b L" Q. t+ L1 r 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 r* H+ A: Q% R9 m' x
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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% s! C. z# Z) b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。6 g9 m0 h% Y. I' C! J% k
, R9 G# L) Z; _+ e K1 n& V- o$ y4 g Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.$ R: K: y2 O: k9 z6 h& S
. b) v7 u% |0 x 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。! X4 K; q+ a4 c5 N3 {% w* o
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。; ~4 n$ M; A) p5 I
$ C' [& e5 d: E, C- L3 ? Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.: G% g; C y2 N" U) C3 M
7 s/ m# Q, j; P0 a8 h% s 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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8 P" `1 {( x* P+ J9 E6 ? Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.* K- U. W W, G+ o2 e+ A4 j; g$ [
& Y% Y' a' [* M 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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! X) n6 {) A/ p7 Z1 \8 }+ j “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.5 W3 ?: A5 w0 O- d
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* g- N- Y6 f8 y3 P+ H
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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1 A& v- D0 T( [% @3 d 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。5 m! p5 Z! d3 E+ j: X2 B4 ]8 C& t
/ A: A0 t$ X3 {7 N1 z+ M God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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6 m* H" B# ~0 \7 y( q 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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2 k4 M2 b9 }) J3 H' W2 a When two’s company, three’s the result!
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$ \8 ^" x5 ~( _/ k& Y& J2 G3 {3 X9 k 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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2 Z" ]4 c5 Y4 c& x% ]1 ^0 y A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.( k4 d8 A }! c; _$ p% A: A1 X/ I3 N; T
0 S' p9 ?, [& d* |, s The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8 T. m8 }' z2 X1 A
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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