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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.5 y3 b. m' A/ L* S+ B w7 q3 ?
* q# I+ q' Y6 k g/ a% [+ P 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.6 w- M# N6 ^% t9 e0 [) T
6 \4 a$ N% }9 r+ p; r% @ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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' `& V7 O% j* F: {# C% x* k* L Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' k' O/ |, K5 b& Y9 Z0 ^, O0 A3 U
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.4 y6 w/ h+ Y/ v" {9 W
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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% q/ O( A& s# I8 j' [ 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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O" d6 Z6 ?" R5 K" l& J# M Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.& x: z9 s- I: h! y
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 u3 \, ^- x! w! z0 ?1 m 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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; q! ]7 w; g7 F- c# P+ A2 z& z Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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: ?7 P g& U7 H8 S' [ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.1 ~8 f$ Q; E. r& o2 M* j
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ f2 G. f1 Z7 @ ^3 E8 o
# Y' X* B! _" V# v3 W6 d i- ] Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop./ ^ u# x# l, p
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。1 c) Y- u# i8 O7 W7 j
9 Q' f& o( \( K3 B+ Y Q Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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9 A8 J! p" U7 O$ m" k; w5 { 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 F3 t; }5 _) U* G$ w% }
% T6 `" `+ h; J8 ]8 ? “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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/ B \8 \$ k2 l! ?+ T* r; ^ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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3 o, u8 s( N8 |. B; T& {% A% _2 C 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。0 {* p# }8 K4 d R
- W; Y$ ~5 o/ I “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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3 O- c5 \6 \$ t$ A 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! Z* a+ [' l: g2 Q Z
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.. D6 ^, l. `) M
* i6 B+ I3 e5 M$ s. J. } 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。: w5 M$ B. i) O$ A: x+ P' M; x
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When two’s company, three’s the result!( S( m/ o1 B/ ~- i
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!7 s# Z5 S, X6 d9 `$ a/ n
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget./ d5 T1 c# T5 O. j" [/ d% l
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.( [' ?1 y4 w" M s7 `
N; s d l" O. ^3 J 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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