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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
M0 v. F X: S" L6 m! p; g3 m原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 I# L' R" v1 Y' ~* Q) J: \# U
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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6 g9 m' C+ l$ t4 B" } 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。( C) J$ V" g% E: Y! l( h
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.+ \( H# u: b( G( v1 J2 U6 e
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 a3 }& Q# T; c1 x& [
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" l1 B) ]: _2 Y: _
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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9 @2 @1 b+ s+ b# r: x& W5 Z 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。- ]. b3 Z3 [0 u) }7 h0 m
- E$ B/ J# m; t2 w; @3 I/ C Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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" }" {% ]8 r" Y9 j( h- R) B 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 L" P5 A' v5 e7 X' e$ G
9 e* I" Q5 N4 G x1 v1 w+ @/ r The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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! g9 J9 l3 k4 s+ ?1 X. f9 p0 l 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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: C+ I0 V: l/ T: D! Y2 I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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0 V$ ~. _ S3 e/ N5 E Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ h- F/ N" _! c" U4 @7 O+ k
/ s' t+ k7 z; D4 M" a* o! j7 s 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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) Z9 ~) i, |( t, f: F4 e$ Q 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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0 _/ p) n0 U0 z) H& H Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 V6 [: @0 a# j, r* G- D
* U+ j( I- A8 W1 \& L4 Z “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.' k) q' A$ Y9 ?* t6 U
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。5 |* g# \, \; Z! g u# S- R' h4 ?
! J5 F. I/ h" P, ^+ X7 l There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.5 I8 ?# l! Q0 [& Z! u! V
$ o6 G$ ]6 \) x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- a1 [/ Y1 n' o, U, q/ {
6 }" D) P) c% Y3 A “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?4 N4 s8 U/ y$ m+ }) X" }; {! m, Z/ c
! B A1 _% u5 a" _$ `7 Q0 o 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 R* ]& p- t) B) h% A
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。2 D5 _) @6 r3 C. v
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.7 {8 H8 X( G- w2 s ^* ?: p
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!# l% |3 F% N( v0 c
( y" Z! v* ]3 M A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.# B* o' Z* s' }
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 Q2 V$ ]' x+ `4 W; c
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.6 C; p7 D0 r) _& N* J" G
& u' c1 t8 N0 L7 q2 z @ ^2 } The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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5 X* S1 r- I# a, R5 o% _, \ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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