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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 0 I* m% ?+ z4 k! p" J
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
. @+ J: K0 E; H, w0 Y& z Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.+ f) Z5 @% Y4 z G
4 E& b: Y2 W0 D, l* h1 } _ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. p/ ^! M6 B, C% n
c) d. W# w- P# O/ | One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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/ R$ A+ |$ P1 Z' r0 G 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.2 x! C8 y/ l- X1 t
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。" R5 S+ P: n8 ?0 F$ K$ {) I
" u; P e( Z1 k2 t' D5 F Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。$ H. ^! ~, s3 n; ~7 [5 |
# f; N& l4 r! }! @- V, {! ^ Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.+ w9 Q) }$ u0 u6 r3 i ]
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.6 }! O p3 u" h. ^/ \* h, _
8 s( c# b8 F. O0 `5 Z. e 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。# @9 \7 F: D$ L0 I2 |6 M( \* o$ Y
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.: r; D5 E& Z7 C# l4 {* t
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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: \. s! Y7 O0 X* k Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.5 Y( s* j' ~6 b* a d: X7 A
: {# b/ _4 Y4 g! T. b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。+ d9 \: R: u1 `8 f9 ^& A5 a; b
$ L6 ]9 ~2 U3 m6 X7 A# c Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.8 t( n4 N2 C8 B8 {
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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. }" G) \; ^) F z c Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' o+ n; n @( K3 i V) H
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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; }! V8 R0 m$ F* p+ Q" Y4 z p “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 V) V7 K' x" o, K0 n
! ?% f% ]) t% J5 ^) B D' T “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。% {, X- L& ~8 K2 o O' n
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!8 c/ |; K' g- z/ w$ h' w- M
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.5 v- U$ {" x- h8 |% D
# d# p& j. P% B 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。$ L0 a3 m( h9 _2 t' M8 |% W
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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7 ?- d/ h7 O7 e! a$ ]* o; _+ ] 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!& H p5 \2 n) h7 O( v4 D
8 ~+ ~/ |! ^- M' I$ R% i A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。0 D3 i+ O6 u/ r, q7 F) e
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.0 G* P4 s: P! ?& w
0 w2 D; P/ u, F# S5 ~ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. F5 d4 |# h* U1 K' T L
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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