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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.) O1 ` L0 D; d
+ k$ j9 o$ ?7 ?5 b. @ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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/ b$ X9 u* v- z6 J' C9 ` One should love animals. They are so tasty.3 ?9 j/ d4 a" K# L
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。) y: I- Y7 J" @+ e0 {- o
! a/ ]: G- S9 E6 }! F2 n& o: ` Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.- i- j I: P3 |9 v1 v0 p
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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( Y- Y2 ^& p7 h$ S% s Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.# ^; x1 m9 K; R2 m4 T: A- l$ i7 z& U
, `3 S$ N8 ^6 l( A# C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.; z( B$ O2 `2 @& L2 ^
( N5 _& z' |8 ~6 _ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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1 Z- |+ m9 B4 T Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.' W' D9 }- s/ o4 I$ N6 |: v
' A3 W( m( ?/ k6 i2 I0 ] 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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2 l/ L2 j. ~2 V6 i7 M6 |9 q Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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j$ j1 I: R9 j ?1 ?' {& V" g 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 W' S2 y) ]& c1 p
; g4 i/ i. a# h2 Q4 t1 I2 ?# j Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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: h# J( _% M. J: B% ^$ V# E 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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' X* s! C+ D* g Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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5 @) F) E+ \; x& s ] 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.& v7 X3 |$ W. F( K1 B6 D
! f6 Q9 J& x; I* U “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; H! }9 P" W5 c# a% k/ b
! ]" d# d5 h5 I- T5 g There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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( ]8 Y: }, e3 t# \+ }6 l# q 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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/ G3 i, G+ c- Y5 v9 h# f 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。+ l3 d: |7 F" [: i% u) W
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends." D0 p) T3 o8 [! p
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 o8 V! c; Q4 ?6 }$ v* Y
v! ?# d9 R2 t; D8 M When two’s company, three’s the result!. r a/ P/ [3 [2 c, B
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* G( a7 q) ?+ {) B0 V' m
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. ~) V$ Q$ Z5 P2 A8 I# ?) L9 X8 n
$ k9 n9 K# Q; U2 f1 v The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.$ Y4 E; U! x# _% s
' U$ k- w# u5 N( M8 T2 O Y7 M- r The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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- j9 x5 C+ ^3 @ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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