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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 S) L9 E$ h. K: p% W
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 : p% x5 p5 G# X; b7 L+ B7 w' w
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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8 W& ^; I3 ^7 k, f One should love animals. They are so tasty.8 y' L' D- w# d1 p2 g$ \! N6 n
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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% e6 x5 K! C8 E6 Y m& N, @ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。/ m2 Z2 C& r0 ? [( ?' T3 L% \
) a4 h& ~) Q5 s6 k Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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4 l+ H/ N- q3 f% z% G3 ~ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.+ b# f1 I% b& O* y. _! g' K! Z
% _: @ R# n, [% c 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。7 v1 V- t2 |" Y
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.! M, A( {* J7 V! ?: r
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。% c$ L0 y3 h6 Z X% i6 [+ Z2 A
3 V+ N3 {' V, k; ]. @- S Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.+ _* A6 H7 u, c' y2 ^$ M
2 x$ x! m) C ~2 N+ b' p, G 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。1 e" U# E* M- j( p
9 T! G3 C9 Q8 Q' }4 s Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。8 J4 g. S' g- h/ n5 j( p. H
$ I4 C2 x. C% L" m. U( P Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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& L) E6 M; ?# K9 J9 G Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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x8 }/ G8 M; }7 m. ?1 Z 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。( J" T# n; y! s$ F' g) M% s2 D5 p* y
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.) w; q: a1 X1 Z- r
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.* ?0 l; Q0 J; ?0 v/ t6 |2 U% x
$ x. X1 ~) {6 T0 y' [ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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& r# a+ s8 h5 n6 F “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?" A3 g' Z8 Q0 J* y1 _$ W+ Y
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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" \% V; b0 T" m0 ? B6 i “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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( B3 n( u3 [" L1 x ]) v6 Y F 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.$ i+ t0 g% N G* {! R
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!/ E/ S6 C. D s ~, h
% V+ r$ J- f! }- S- T7 X, B 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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( p- ?+ E: R C6 q1 O 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget./ @( J. ?1 j1 D! {. Y
! h6 U1 J4 Y. b; n9 x) l The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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