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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 0 Z3 H; p4 I% B- V0 o% N8 r& }
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。) J7 f* s6 R' L, p
* C* v/ g$ \! e; A, b5 R One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。4 q/ M7 s/ m+ L$ s9 t( x8 Y) V
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.6 F p0 U3 N7 T
x- Y9 p. M. S 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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. K3 j& X2 B4 N7 H, M# ?5 T Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.7 L. [: b9 T8 E- d) a
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.* P5 z. ^" q. {
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。. U c# H; e1 Z4 g# [! n" W
- R: a4 e' y& ]5 G7 Z) W Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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& u0 i- o: R2 G2 |5 b, k! U 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 Y$ d& A7 v" n7 Y u7 S
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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; L) X, |2 h& f' r! q# v8 b7 s* { 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。! a4 U6 d" O7 p
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。9 o) U( D# J# |8 l% R) P
6 f( K4 S% h2 l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.1 V8 F# ~( m3 w
2 I5 M* p4 y5 g2 b4 \ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。! C5 R1 w9 C* g5 f+ y+ W
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.& F, @+ ^0 H- [6 S8 n$ e
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。8 Z$ k. U% a( W% s5 ~5 }% q% L
, G2 s* L, `$ \' A+ O) I There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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& l( x+ Y5 e7 \ 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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6 @ A: p) T- t" r4 _; c' N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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, {9 g6 B1 h9 T. U 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。3 e, p3 g* m' \
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 ^2 f& W2 N* J; S+ A* U( d, Q
% g: h- o2 {/ ?) ]7 K: {% X 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。/ R" U& l8 \1 Y/ d% S* [
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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! [9 b) v( P, @ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. t7 {4 g# d1 _, \, r" M
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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" I' B2 d) M+ ?7 x, t 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!; C2 O4 m! a3 M2 l# o
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.0 s/ h6 A- Z* k9 s0 V: K( ]' {
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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& }! s5 E" Q# l) k' {4 E The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.! d4 e& J( d3 M: a
5 Y" k) N4 S6 ? The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.& i/ v& Y' R) p" y2 b- b6 w3 ~
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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