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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 , `: _- X( ?2 m; n2 I
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9 v$ {0 B$ o# e Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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^8 A+ I, ~! e+ b+ | One should love animals. They are so tasty.& l# C. F5 c* b8 ^$ Q+ m H
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。9 w: y& _0 r9 W P
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.. U% S- w9 ^+ y9 l0 f- o8 ?! i
& i; M1 z) a1 n0 k. p 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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9 f# J3 _$ Q1 [) p5 A6 x Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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; F/ n* P6 a) Z }2 g 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.4 j! |& Q0 s" E& v5 o
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。) a9 O! K. j; F, A$ Q! G/ _
# i! Y+ P R: U7 [2 w5 ] Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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! @7 r# t- h2 b( e. m: h. g2 T8 B8 u* d 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.. X2 v* U, \: N( ?
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。% R/ ], Q4 w3 v4 D6 k, h9 J7 L; v) ~* r
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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$ Y7 g& V4 p6 ^ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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5 U* C) B$ X; Q" Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。8 V0 @% o+ [% x& c1 f& V6 [+ S! K
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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' C* A1 a) ~5 G. S. g- m “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。3 q" N. @9 Y n1 k2 W% S
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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& \( K' `3 h- j& k J 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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# @/ s! ?, N; d- U: I- e0 y! {1 N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?: s9 W* F0 A5 `. E- u1 N
+ D0 f% A9 i) Q# z 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。! S5 y) g0 w# Q8 I
, @* Z/ y8 D0 \- m5 f; ^; e “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!2 K, a- y. f, s7 l7 K/ [
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' g7 h* }1 V* ~% l7 y8 y
A$ w* n+ k) g7 o6 l+ D God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 T7 u$ i5 X5 d& m6 i; i$ c When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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1 O. z0 t7 J3 J ^0 J( { 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.; u% v, E4 `( c/ z) [7 `
+ l/ A9 v9 J3 \: H The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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! G4 k7 i0 {: g3 d1 V 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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