 鲜花( 77)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Blonde Car Accident
2 n: C; U- Z- Y5 M9 n- q4 XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- D0 H0 x" I3 i% X4 G& j
2 ~' o! L6 p+ R) t
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
: s% T x T+ P* [8 x
" V3 f- d" X; tHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
# J/ P: D6 S P" X* M) x$ Y" Z; l, g/ j; n( w S+ u N8 a N' P3 t
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.: F+ S+ H- j) W2 }1 s
/ y w' c- L6 p1 C: D/ ]The blonde started laughing.0 G' D9 h7 \- K5 _
# B3 D/ X% m) F2 i! X; W
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
6 Q1 F; c9 C6 B5 V4 t A8 L
- w! \% I( z: CThis time the blonde laughed even harder.$ v- b4 S }1 o4 \( t
/ L5 r1 o3 Z8 b" }- {
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. l; K" b! m( {! G: l* K. `
4 K; f! A: ~: I5 u
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
; W7 {) P$ V5 \, _6 |
1 N* `7 m7 q4 r% TThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
, q" Z6 i9 k" v1 c' D* }% L; P* \
Rowing Your Boat$ N) E8 b7 @4 L7 O Y6 ]
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.4 b& T& l; V# E+ m& V ^5 Q
. D1 R7 d1 G7 @9 v5 P- F
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
0 A; e4 J7 C0 O
! Q# B" M1 J w5 x# L! J& LTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
1 z5 }9 u; A4 m, t# t, Z& n8 N, ?3 c$ g6 |9 F+ m3 X- {
I Want to Buy That* G/ Y* k' @7 E) j1 S7 I1 O
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! U' |: z% [( p* F7 }) T1 |
. l: {% {1 K1 P. {' N+ rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.9 B! ^% ^1 f7 r3 A0 u0 S8 _
% j: o2 }" O# S/ E% o5 M" v0 F
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.5 A3 m/ f- u3 t* h N! b+ s- @6 g
6 ?6 l9 q* A m6 Q, F3 ^5 BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! b: @: Q- g7 m
# H3 D* e: H7 Y2 z
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
" [, I' m+ J3 {: X' b( D
' a6 B! z: L% G: }0 OTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
% K: s. K3 w" S; B; p) w E9 I. `* }5 y$ k, S+ x6 M- y' S
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" C; }! j" R. U0 C% o" f
0 ?: \' r7 s! l1 m) l; z
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
$ Y% |# u) o0 q' J% a, n
" G: b; Q# y2 ~' x, T' \Are You Really Sure?& r; k2 e9 r! C- H2 ?: L
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"" g6 ?3 C! u8 ]: P
' i- t( W, k6 B8 [( s: GIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 w* n6 C* u7 Q4 r3 S
! N% V$ X X E- D. G2 q
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
4 V* r& s8 n+ C0 F- f/ g
: E0 q3 o, W9 x) [8 m$ \& ?The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; N t: t. ]3 B$ t3 @* ]
! S5 D4 @) Y; J' DBlonde Sky Divers' C4 ^5 Z j W: }" l% y, l
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 Q! l' W* b5 q! O2 H+ n
3 M8 t; |6 {! ]: h4 l2 oThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
9 _5 _7 J' a/ j: D
5 P0 `' q+ {+ `. B7 z/ P7 [7 a: hShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
+ J) e# K" {) h6 v/ |, j0 }5 ^1 j: {8 y- X+ l, b; ]% Y+ L! Y
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"( ]1 n3 N! U0 L8 j/ Z
( o" n/ {; @ J$ i$ r[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-10-7 12:29
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41
