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Blonde Car Accident
7 J1 _; v+ q8 ]/ N) Y) wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.+ `) J# D( j# l# F& z
8 {4 u( A% y5 M9 q* GThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.* E! d- a; g" {; W9 {- c2 {) R# q1 o" d
5 {% s9 ~# Q: r1 C9 d9 x" s- ZHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.2 r4 G1 L2 O' z8 u; Q
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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Y" T& ]( {- v2 V. A$ Q( i0 IThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.2 z* W3 y* K0 p) N5 `6 U5 N
% Y8 `% }5 v4 K: m iThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 l3 P) C+ }2 u1 q' g; ?4 ~( C
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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$ e. d2 _1 `; R2 B8 z) dThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat/ \- p5 {: r$ y" \( Q
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.") k$ m0 c) ^+ B+ g/ g/ C, u$ ?
% X" [: G5 T) |7 mI Want to Buy That
$ |: b& y- A4 z1 \3 J3 @# yA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.- a# j8 |* r# ]1 x! ]. N
8 i- J) q) [1 i ^2 i, KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time." U& J0 M" O! S( {; ~
& i% c3 I/ }: r9 L! A! ?7 MTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ a( B7 L6 B3 l9 gThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! k7 w; X( S, T5 a A
# s8 ]! e0 b3 u& J' D" mAre You Really Sure?8 ^. L; n5 W y! O1 D% O/ z5 ~( [3 a. W
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"* i4 \+ q. R9 x' P7 G
# y! ]0 `& l: i2 e- b& A6 v" }2 rIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."$ q9 `# G. | B4 z5 R% U5 Q4 U
$ L1 c5 i" h4 Z2 uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". b7 l( X( D5 G5 G$ `
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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9 z" z- k |1 ?: F2 C# HBlonde Sky Divers
; M9 h+ _* h [* W8 ~" ~6 f1 W9 ]# L$ ~A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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7 f8 z+ M, _6 h( f6 X( N5 TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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, O3 \" p* Q! a1 ?0 h8 V ]She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ @4 z8 d( @9 _( S1 TThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"; V8 {4 x, |) Y" N, l8 O
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