The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
/ k) B' N0 R/ I! m$ _5 f5 Ctrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



- s- u3 ]: \! u9 ~( ^'I should be in charge,' said the
5 v1 j7 i! W2 D$ ?# P0 G% Ustomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 c! t, H: \6 f5 {2 \: J'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ y, g0 p9 g- V% W: s4 `'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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* S" s) w) t. O3 u& s0 H9 |'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% ~1 |$ _; i3 g6 H# Z4 L# k$ O'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
. I4 L+ W; D  m- @'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
& J8 }) R3 v( D+ M9 A# `  G% }! Y/ XWithin a few days,
% g; r0 t! |: ~0 X& r. m, Uthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
2 `) c# q0 R1 J+ z# m' Xthe legs
got wobbly,
( M; c7 p8 d2 J0 n1 O* tthe eyes
; {" }7 W+ c6 {2 w* mgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
  Y# l! E+ }- g# \, s6 ^They all decided that the
1 H/ r, G0 R  s5 m$ ~0 @. j2 z. Arectum should be the boss.
# A! E! x1 e8 C/ N2 O0 i- nThe Moral of the story?
" p+ h# q# p. R1 x/ K' c% _The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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# ~1 A# M1 p' r8 [5 B, [[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

1 L) G9 R: |4 k+ A) O, qWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.