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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& V& b3 B$ p' C8 h7 T8 C/ ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,! w/ |  L( ]% M9 a' }' B
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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4 _0 y4 h( G. Y  G'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the# ~6 E$ p: T" U" N8 H! Y3 l
stomach

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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,  J( l9 C) E$ P0 o. M
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
  J8 \% O5 `( u3 N' f'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
9 b; r* N  Z; ~1 o'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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3 @) I' C( ?2 e' O! J- {All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" R1 y( ]) k+ X2 tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

+ H, X9 {  |1 E; Z' P( aWithin a few days,
2 D$ @8 Q8 I$ O- d7 T5 Uthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,1 l! K2 ^7 Y- F0 j% d
the
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got wobbly," `7 L% ?- Z8 _. b7 n
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got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.9 ~8 X* A! A" m  ?
The Moral of the story?
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+ x" D- ~+ a/ ~+ B, j[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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/ q5 ]* i' m( j4 ]* Z4 BWhere you got this so funning story!
. Q9 Q+ q& o! g& o. PI like it.
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