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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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, ?8 ?! G4 s5 s# cAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,$ O$ G1 M' ~. r0 ?
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# d- D( w* H* a4 }. M'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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# {+ ?1 B. z! r0 M3 d'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
# w3 o$ a! R$ |7 j3 e% V'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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  y% s% B. J/ D'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 S/ y% \( M2 _8 J, t; S5 o% c% l" l'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'" u9 t+ e7 p" E$ N8 b% H! V* _

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,/ A* C8 g* z- [' p7 b. S
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! }' C0 x8 D4 m4 l. ~: J  }'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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/ Y# ^5 p) w$ l! wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum$ u% E. j! q; t( a9 |9 y: `9 \
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
4 r: w, Z9 S1 r! Kthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
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was bloated,8 V) ?- {# a6 X9 M" [
the
legs
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got wobbly,4 R2 l6 ^. ]& I6 {9 ^
the
eyes
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got watery,, x9 O4 R( W6 O( D/ j# o) k
and the

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blood
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was toxic.! d, i! ^. q* o2 P
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
3 ]& w: j* N. k& WThe Moral of the story?
1 N: q" `) H) M' LThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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4 `6 Z2 Z  h: y0 t+ U. H5 }9 r[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!$ Z+ W5 J2 [8 D2 ~* r6 D5 @
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Where you got this so funning story!6 D) g8 t$ [# ]/ m, ^$ h0 l
I like it.
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