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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
9 q1 w5 C3 _$ |1 q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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# h+ y! w5 E6 X0 D'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the/ u% v. [; H( f9 s8 r3 t
stomach

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,
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. d8 s0 O! a$ b' ~* k1 b$ `! Y'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,7 ^' b) p" q8 A9 w4 Z0 k0 q' |
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& }9 c# Q0 o1 B' _" }'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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% p& y& k  m- a9 P* L" jAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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8 I* r" M! P0 s1 ?/ AWithin a few days,
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the
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was bloated,
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got wobbly,$ h. G# L! D1 I" i- P- w; F
the
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got watery,4 e- F. _8 @% K' s+ h4 f: O
and the

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blood
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was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.+ Y  D& [0 @' N; h
The Moral of the story?
" i, O3 n9 p0 R* q+ QThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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, |  Y' Q' M. g5 R: _[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!, @# n0 ]" G9 t# j# I! Q
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Where you got this so funning story!. U: D0 {9 l2 z1 M% h
I like it.
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