The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

, ?8 ?! G4 s5 s# cAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# d- D( w* H* a4 }. M'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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# {+ ?1 B. z! r0 M3 d'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
# w3 o$ a! R$ |7 j3 e% V'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
( t% a) V1 O3 Z( C2 N, E0 H: Vstomach
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  y% s% B. J/ D'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
, Q. {2 f/ o0 @* V'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 S/ y% \( M2 _8 J, t; S5 o% c% l" l'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

8 ]8 n3 C5 n) h0 q$ ?'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
& |& \4 T6 D$ `) D" B'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
! }' C0 x8 D4 m4 l. ~: J  }'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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/ Y# ^5 p) w$ l! wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
4 r: w, Z9 S1 r! Kthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
, [  U4 N# d/ [; ]" {* f' T8 \got wobbly,
the eyes
1 n) Q1 I7 f* k* `got watery,
and the
$ L3 |4 V! q# _3 M" U4 T( sblood
( }' g3 b1 ?5 E# cwas toxic.
They all decided that the
$ r# P, m+ Z- j2 x5 I) P# G! f7 S# lrectum should be the boss.
3 ]& w: j* N. k& WThe Moral of the story?
1 N: q" `) H) M' LThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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4 `6 Z2 Z  h: y0 t+ U. H5 }9 r[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.