The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
/ o) b1 g/ S6 g$ s/ v1 K; k- U+ k( Atrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
9 q1 w5 C3 _$ |1 q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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# h+ y! w5 E6 X0 D'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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# k0 I5 d8 ~' [2 U% f, Z; \. @" k'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
" c* Q$ p4 N- ~; I'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. d8 s0 O! a$ b' ~* k1 b$ `! Y'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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  Y% w0 {7 d4 e# d$ Y  }* L'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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% p& y& k  m- a9 P* L" jAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
: j, h+ z3 G6 H; L0 fand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 I* r" M! P0 s1 ?/ AWithin a few days,
* D# U. U, G/ X( Othe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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, F$ E/ W$ w' ]! {+ aThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
" i, O3 n9 p0 R* q+ QThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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, |  Y' Q' M. g5 R: _[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.