The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
( }- G7 r8 W9 q' r% M5 {0 Z8 G8 ptrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

( O7 d$ r! e9 V/ h* A! z'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
& Z5 }1 f- a! J  ?0 j# A$ \'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 z) m7 ~) @( f$ I+ w'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

: L# O- M' a7 v/ `6 e& L9 C'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
6 M, w: i# g# J* B'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

% Z# E# \) L: UAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
; C/ s0 g/ P( |! cand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 z8 \4 R/ e" a  {0 HWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
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and the
blood
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They all decided that the
( O3 u+ `$ u5 d1 ?3 C% {rectum should be the boss.
+ ?0 ]1 b1 H( S; Y& nThe Moral of the story?
- E2 z7 p2 q) i# LThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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