The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 F* O  [- H, e5 x, C1 `3 qAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
4 w# o4 Q* Y$ z' e) P% X, Q5 etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 L, x" D) Q% e; k' m6 |'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ N3 k5 S$ t# a; s3 Z4 P- [$ V'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

$ R0 f2 H7 r4 Q: O. j* \! y'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
4 N8 m7 t% s2 t2 T$ }( _) ['because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
0 O+ N, r3 R2 Q2 L- Fstomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
: M2 L% i! P/ [; M( o'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
5 L/ j8 g+ k' A  }) l'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
' ?$ |: r9 @0 u9 f; `/ N  u4 ?'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
4 Q. {# z+ _9 \, G) ]$ N  J7 q'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

2 Y0 ]) k* n0 a0 g: `8 J& JAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
# e  G; P; U6 n; l; l! oand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 {& c7 o6 e' ~, A+ ]4 f% r5 P$ q7 lWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
2 \8 `0 m+ F! ^; nthe stomach
was bloated,
% H1 B; L) V+ z, dthe legs
got wobbly,
) |3 F( c& y# G3 [+ _the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
: r) S+ p3 _- d2 V3 m* Swas toxic.
6 [  U: N- ?; O3 P; f, q3 GThey all decided that the
, ^& S' K3 t7 `: w1 a) d/ Frectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
9 |0 K" T. i% w* oThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!





[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
! R* i1 K% e4 k( Y) ^I like it.