The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

' f: e5 T! F$ r3 O6 b" C8 W+ X9 rAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
7 _  E& l" U# _trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
4 I5 G% J# P: i9 D  w$ `'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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2 L' j9 I+ W' @4 o$ c0 K1 ^'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
+ s. M0 K: W: n2 p4 o'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
' P3 Y9 u& g3 W% H' D: z* o'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

# h  p8 y# l  G( M2 }All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
4 X% Q9 t6 R1 ]& ?and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
0 M8 [- O* F1 _' p* d4 V* xthe stomach
was bloated,
9 Y1 Y! ~# g5 ~4 Athe legs
8 e* Y: {3 }, F3 ]- @2 c0 F. Lgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
4 _; B; e0 W3 h+ C* vrectum should be the boss.
$ B9 D, s5 V" k8 I% j0 tThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.