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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,; X( @" @" X, q/ q2 D% Z Z
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'0 [9 K! f* @9 @ Z

( O7 d$ r! e9 V/ h* A! z'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
& Z5 }1 f- a! J ?0 j# A$ \'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'7 i6 d# s0 J2 ]4 C V+ S E
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'I should be in charge,' said the& I8 v: e( _* ` W
stomach* M( A9 _/ ?( M# }
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
2 z) m7 ~) @( f$ I+ w'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'! u$ v- l% J0 q8 X
: L# O- M' a7 v/ `6 e& L9 C 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,6 f0 D @9 A" q7 F, Z
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'& O; Z8 Z+ K7 E- H
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
6 M, w: i# g# J* B'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'1 W! c, Y! A- x% M% ?8 I8 @/ j
% Z# E# \) L: UAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
; C/ s0 g/ P( |! cand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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the brain had a terrible headache,: H9 `) |0 h* J8 {! n
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was bloated,) Q9 j4 t5 f. x2 b) u2 T3 N$ s
the legs
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blood
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They all decided that the
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+ ?0 ]1 b1 H( S; Y& nThe Moral of the story?
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