The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& V& b3 B$ p' C8 h7 T8 C/ ltrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
4 _0 y4 h( G. Y  G'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
  J8 \% O5 `( u3 N' f'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
- l. q. J0 t% o3 z3 x4 N% P. v: J'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
9 b; r* N  Z; ~1 o'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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3 @) I' C( ?2 e' O! J- {All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" R1 y( ]) k+ X2 tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ H, X9 {  |1 E; Z' P( aWithin a few days,
2 D$ @8 Q8 I$ O- d7 T5 Uthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
. V  F* [% j( vwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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( x- o- @; H9 O% X' y% |blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
  E- Y1 `! p9 \' x, ]' e. cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!





+ x" D- ~+ a/ ~+ B, j[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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/ q5 ]* i' m( j4 ]* Z4 BWhere you got this so funning story!
. Q9 Q+ q& o! g& o. PI like it.