The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

  u7 J6 W  i* W0 ]. i+ W6 u& WAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
' C: Y# Z- D, B) N. ^2 J2 @, {'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 E5 v9 n  {( U2 j+ Y- N'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
9 R& P5 o3 R% z, B  C/ U3 Xstomach
,
/ s% q5 S+ ], g- N: e'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
7 W* f- N' l& z" l+ x! S7 n'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
5 d9 x0 X5 J) H) `'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" p5 e6 q1 ~, m'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
5 B6 o6 m% x3 Land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
0 M4 l& ~& S; qWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
) e6 H0 K8 R) ethe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
7 S* d' ?9 b! S0 c) Ngot wobbly,
: b6 h4 Z- i3 }2 a# jthe eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
" o5 [2 M' X8 b1 k, \' t/ F4 pwas toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
( u  E/ J$ L8 R& ]( n$ o9 o: b6 v* L6 SThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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7 i/ D# n' v7 [9 D9 T& v: Q4 V[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

8 s; d' e1 \1 t5 n7 i* Y4 N6 hWhere you got this so funning story!
+ P8 t, ^- ^, g; [) O" `I like it.