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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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7 w" u4 P0 n' _& Z3 n# S. A0 \ ^& bA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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) e2 z& P3 k- vThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'1 d: ~' ?& k9 q# o4 K( N# E' V
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'7 K/ V G; Q" C6 q
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'2 z0 l3 k" L J" t& M
5 w6 I7 [- \) z8 D" o PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'- I+ ]4 o7 G/ v# Y |/ h- ?/ z
/ C' {. ]1 N4 O! j- a: A2 nHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'' |4 P1 P0 u3 F7 i, i
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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6 c! X) e7 N4 Z) A c+ T6 C% OPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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