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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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7 w' ~# X6 \/ tA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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$ W. ^; Q# }* |) m t" jThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 j1 Y% V6 Q( L- P' D' s1 |
, h% F' X/ g. H H& R: {# iThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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; S% W+ b5 J' b0 kThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!': ]1 y7 J) R* n! z
) h( b# |6 e# s3 Y$ ~" kHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' @$ Z3 D$ l$ g, ]2 G
u( j: |- r1 oShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'& l4 E, A' U4 ^9 O7 l7 r9 q
9 n' v$ ^$ T! R- G EThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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