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9 ` {. z! D; \0 ^A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'8 h1 |' x7 G2 t! V5 l
- A5 E m! A1 A2 y5 WThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'$ l5 X1 T0 x w+ ^
- N: F, s* v' I S7 nThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'$ y* n, i( V* |+ c
m( \6 b. g# i% i, A. \1 ?" f' ZThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 a. s% b( _# s6 F0 c& i8 P
2 c5 H/ U) [3 @1 ?6 Q3 s, mHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'/ H+ M% y5 |4 B" ?/ ~
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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; S9 y0 n; ^. k& S) NThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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