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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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# N3 K [1 \% }# M# E9 @; PA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'$ v' P8 }- ]) v( b N
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'* s! {- Y+ K9 u. t+ ~
6 B' \) O, P! \: ?4 Z/ @The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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) Z' l) I- i2 z1 X: `; jThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'! y5 f/ e0 r1 |, J3 ~
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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. [2 n/ s) v! Y5 ]5 n/ dPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'& n M, p9 w( l) `
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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