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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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( f; W3 V1 v5 C+ |, {' n6 EThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'! l: @% q3 G5 {6 L
* u1 o4 ~% y9 ?7 e# e+ J' z0 iThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'. @/ U) j3 ~% J% K- c) D
* d( ^( ?7 R% ~6 i2 KThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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7 n7 C: O, N( m8 u& s% OThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'; o4 C7 a0 G. i( H: D- ^
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 w% Z/ J9 a* c2 @( N
: Q+ ]! V- U: [Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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; X' M& C- E) p; q6 q6 qThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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