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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. $ B; L1 m: U2 j
& i" T. ]- ~7 z+ R# g' F( r' vA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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* Z. b; P) Z# s4 B9 VThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'- J. Q5 ^. U1 O- Y- @" g
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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# i# }5 }' r& B' L: A4 }The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'/ k2 |2 R; g. V; e/ e- Z" \
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'7 D5 j# n' N: z0 a3 m! F2 W5 p i
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'$ J. V7 P& ?1 i ~; R
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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7 b y0 N: p8 A, oPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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