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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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/ _. I0 A X/ s; }/ f0 j r3 y c& QA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'* L4 q6 u! X5 o h8 N. A* m3 C! _
' Y0 ^, m4 _$ J( ]3 g k- y# g1 wThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'6 [( [3 \! G- H+ Z4 _
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'" x2 @/ q% I9 P' ~7 b/ v6 k
: l* p1 |8 U. |$ \+ F' X kThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& U7 h$ z; p A! D% g! P4 \8 }/ S
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'- Q- ~ E- _ B
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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1 D3 D: M. Z$ C8 u9 G( K5 hShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !' {; B" h. m" a: e( u2 J2 a
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'( i5 g+ {& R% n. l1 G8 {
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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