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+ |# ?# Z" b6 n; ]1 vA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'" y" Y: _7 u/ ]4 b
6 R% y2 N4 N5 z! aThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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( b+ {* J' y4 @0 D) S7 _: i9 o) h! PThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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4 k* J' m& x% _The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 J0 z7 c& s) X
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'4 ?# j: L% M' }' j$ }
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !' {( ]. L Q+ u* e5 W! u1 a
3 a% e }5 J( APuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'' R! D7 a: I$ l/ q
* N& I$ \, h5 Q$ ?, I0 S+ u. m7 IThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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