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5 U6 v2 I1 I" c1 T0 ZA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 y0 q8 p/ P$ h4 g! ?, m! a: z
' c% N; ~; ~. Z4 f! DThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'* l2 h9 {5 f' c0 Y) w
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'0 Z6 Y; ~+ v+ `4 N% d7 O- d
) @5 W3 }; s: W5 ~The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'8 F9 B% z+ _ b! P" N% a% a
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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$ a$ Y( l5 ]) A( ^( ^( y! MThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'$ G/ T+ A7 ^! t- {+ C, O4 f3 Z
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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