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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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5 }- J" d: W0 a5 @$ l1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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i6 I1 b5 H- Y: t: S2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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/ F2 J8 A& q7 h% ~- r# ^3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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0 U- ~) ~. g% G* u) p4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. ! k2 f2 o) X# T4 t. R; h
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! + U7 b! P6 I: d( T8 b
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ) r8 ^0 R4 g* p! J3 v' r+ S
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. , s# j) z- i' W. Y+ B
5 k: E7 Y. a3 z1 |9 C% ?11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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