Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

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$ |9 G6 E# j7 z! J2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?

0 U' U9 ^7 u' Z6 V6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

- I; [9 y4 C) N& O3 H& E. u7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"