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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 2 ?9 g5 _) N5 {4 f* }, j# X
+ m; _" @* \1 o" |4 ~" k" @1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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1 o. B: ]8 b) c/ V% k9 W2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 9 N. W L0 l J+ v
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7 M+ B E9 q3 y8 x8 `# i
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! % D7 ^, X+ d5 {, J
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? / R4 H. D: j/ I; @; V' T
' {$ U- P# ^- g! r: V6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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' Z, B5 ?- A! @# M3 V7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? # p; x A* _4 G" ^5 D8 O& d
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8. I pay your salary! ) S W% T: y3 k
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 5 Q" a9 T+ s- t$ W8 l2 n! B' l# E
t7 }8 _1 a4 g6 S; ^2 C10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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, K3 o3 h: z8 z: z2 p' u. k11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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8 Q4 v" f, B6 D, v+ V. ]12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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