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NEVER SAY TO A COP: : ]2 c/ b$ I' z( ~" Y
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) - g6 j5 O) u0 K5 `4 j
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8 V+ V' c0 X( z
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? & G% m0 q0 l, t5 }6 T
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! ; I* f% x6 L; B8 A! v! t
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. - T- T: k5 N. g d3 |; s
' z" l) t# P9 }* h( G: ~% ~3 {9 v7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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5 ]+ x5 @3 ?2 e& P8. I pay your salary! ) x$ `! N5 P0 i2 p& j3 `
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! $ m; ~5 q2 [. c
" U& h: [4 B! Q6 O5 a10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3 p$ ~) S3 z' E7 ]' X! T( k
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ; d, L* X1 n3 g" |9 R6 k- F' v. C& s
1 T; ?9 P" X; T; V6 F" l; U( Q12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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