Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

& j. W0 \- F3 q+ g: z1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

3 f: ]+ h  Y" W/ q" L# L9 ?4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

( u+ R  r/ Y& x8 G10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

; O  L" C; w" `4 ~11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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2 @" ~9 K- r% Q; |12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"