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NEVER SAY TO A COP: ' G: e. q" A# E+ c5 _& B2 j
, o* w# ~, {; D7 W2 ?1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. , D+ _7 U1 E5 {7 ~9 g: c9 Q
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ' M2 D$ F8 I+ D2 m
4 Q4 x9 B% z- O, F. T5 }4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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! f ~8 B5 ]9 K" ~) w, ^9 [9 R4 ? P5. Are You Andy or Barney? 5 f l/ R, c, D) T
4 o' w, D& [9 f6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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0 |- S2 Y/ y2 C7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ) S( m9 u5 Z2 q; ]
/ ]" G! }6 t5 z& [6 Z" j' Y+ e- W; j8. I pay your salary! ! }" m% Z7 U7 X" D
, Q6 `; i0 Y- m$ n; K9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! - t! B/ k) f9 P8 w1 ~# d' ]
+ V, |+ W8 b- d10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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! C$ T) A: H& T9 q: i5 t11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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! ?1 @0 P$ f, e7 \12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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