强劲的中国英语，供你乐一乐

Zhujiaolian

1．we
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　　two who and who？
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　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?
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　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

# N" n5 u2 T" E. \$ |　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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" K1 I& ?4 m1 p. |9 h' m$ S+ w" s+ a　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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! h  `; G+ `2 ~! N　　4．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
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" D( _# W$ t% A　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
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　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．you me you me

　　彼此彼此
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& C$ ]* T5 P* d* t( T　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　你给我站住！

7 Z, X- l( u9 r: E　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　知之为知之，不知为不知...

9 {5 F0 U! g2 m0 c: Z　　9．WATCH SISTER

. N- G% \& [8 P/ G" E, y% u/ d& }　　表妹
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　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
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　　11．American Chinese not enough
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3 Y$ m7 v+ J/ d0 F　　美中不足

, T. r' m3 N. c5 n9 \6 Y6 T　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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+ S. G0 \! G7 n6 d6 [) |　　车祸现场描述

9 p5 {9 o+ _7 S/ `- b& G　　13．heart flower angry open

1 X* g: Q7 t) {9 Y- [3 k　　心花怒放

/ j6 {6 q8 e+ ?$ O9 C  v　　14．go past no mistake past
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1 c" Z' |, L7 e7 A　　走过路过，不要错过

6 i  S: Q' K: E　　15．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

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; I0 c8 N2 s" g  q8 @$ V- }  w　　老外：What are you sorry for?
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　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条
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　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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　　我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。

9 h+ w: H! i+ i; o# C8 j  |　　你有两下子。

　　19．as far as you go to die
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　　有多远，死多远！！！！

　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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给你脸你xxxx，你丢脸，我翻脸。

老杨

强！

玄紫妖妖

啊~~~~~~
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~！！！！！！