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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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' x9 ^! C" s6 {$ d/ F# PGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
3 l1 V9 E, n8 `5 L4 TCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
3 }9 M* t3 F, l7 `  C6 Q9 n# @Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
1 J! d' p- y# l4 \: p' kCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 J* ]0 A* w9 rGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
+ `0 @. _! E2 ~6 [9 S. X' oCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
3 R/ E, U* l" S6 o' v6 LCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
7 g2 `+ Y+ [+ v) G! \2 }6 L4 I( kGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
, X3 t2 V0 G+ u0 cCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
$ O% ?) G) Y4 L% Q, OCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
! v+ {" C" V+ n4 VCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' F& w/ k8 F% [9 ~, J( O/ LCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
, t$ K* X& J0 Z- N2 @; k9 u3 uCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
, K* {. _: K9 b' UCondi: No, sir.
5 A1 \( a& l) ]& `6 zGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 O1 {! `( {7 O" Q9 @Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
$ j  ^7 L* |* K5 s1 [+ N8 ICondi: You want Kofi?
( f; P) Q% O1 O" w4 C+ tGeorge: No.
  e$ e; M* O, u  D- MCondi: You don't want Kofi.
5 k* \4 K; y3 ?/ |1 \" f' DGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
) i* I) s- M6 X7 |4 k, c! E1 w, RCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
2 H  J: H" A, Q8 d7 rGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
: K6 |; k- H; @# H' mCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 M2 [6 [4 r# D; {2 s( o* c1 L1 pGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. O6 Z8 p( p& w; {6 N9 Z3 O0 u, I7 ^Condi: Kofi.
. `2 J, L0 }0 Y: J$ {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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