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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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9 p: e1 q- T x2 ^9 nGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 6 ]+ x3 s! v- z/ }
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. " P- w( }7 C/ e3 t: z
George: Great. Lay it on me.
2 n" ~0 i/ N% l) E+ z( ACondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
) ]3 g7 ], M) p4 DGeorge: That's what I want to know. 7 [0 G% S# S3 G% k
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 j3 F+ R; ~1 zGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? : L$ Q1 L& F2 ?( x
Condi: Yes.
: l' G1 W4 ^1 S: KGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
5 A/ }! Q9 ?$ f ^4 kCondi: Hu.
- m+ g# H4 E) T% q2 }3 y. T! MGeorge: The guy in China.
! ?" \1 S- `! j2 zCondi: Hu. 1 H, s) b8 M1 C
George: The new leader of China. 8 H# O/ J; @) i |$ o
Condi: Hu. 3 T: i& m9 D# T9 x
George: The Chinaman! ; l( J+ e1 o, t
Condi: Hu is leading China. % N3 [* Q. g, ~! V2 a
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
; t3 i! h, z* V v7 i3 l' h- o' PCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
7 Y2 Z& X6 g3 BGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ) S7 c( e2 T# z9 w& |" [
Condi: That's the man's name. # v5 X+ G2 l6 L' y- z8 B' ?
George: That's who's name?
! z, Y4 s- i. }9 U0 j3 @3 H0 dCondi: Yes.
2 S. Q! b$ p; ?+ i2 rGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 1 t9 P( \3 v4 t+ k& U) f
Condi: Yes, sir.
" p# J$ h/ c: [& tGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. & c/ \5 n( s7 c$ L9 a( }0 g
Condi: That's correct. 2 M$ n" A% p: a( t) G$ s0 D _
George: Then who is in China?
* ^. j5 T* T, L' i+ PCondi: Yes, sir.
& K9 a. J) B9 ?# aGeorge: Yassir is in China?
# F2 @2 t0 V/ y# BCondi: No, sir.
- k/ l6 H" ^0 D0 {0 b3 b. |2 TGeorge: Then who is? ! n; X' m* y' Q
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 p' n0 F4 }* X) w
George: Yassir?
9 G3 ~! H2 t5 rCondi: No, sir. ! j2 Q7 |6 e i [
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. # w5 b0 q$ h9 Q: Y1 V
Condi: Kofi? # A, a8 |& T; I" f. N/ f
George: No, thanks. + a- t1 Y _- t
Condi: You want Kofi? 5 H4 k1 s4 g {3 ~0 R I
George: No.
" V; A$ y# W; D7 G' D) D4 GCondi: You don't want Kofi.
; `6 u! C l+ DGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ) [$ Y) k1 ?- |7 v/ p
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 ^4 ?0 I3 ?) h. Z, @3 P# TGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
+ a: n3 X( B4 _' ?; P7 X) E( s mCondi: Kofi?
" r2 a7 \6 q4 [8 W8 eGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
. G* H* `$ q1 ?, J; MCondi: And call who?
, o/ r+ s" e' _# G2 [) Y7 w, x) NGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
& X- F% Y' y. S" J0 |- cCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
" ^, T# M% C9 [" N- k3 ?George: Will you stay out of China?!
0 k' q7 w! n5 I' JCondi: Yes, sir.
) U9 J+ e Q# R* I7 Y: R9 eGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 0 C) f# J# o# ?. h/ I
Condi: Kofi.
6 W( g/ j6 Q0 b6 @! T% u* I! DGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
3 i: T# E* _' E! s3 U0 q) d+ [(Condi picks up the phone.) / L; {0 ]( k8 ` H1 w* T. D' \) B4 {
Condi: Rice, here.
1 p6 z. _/ S( KGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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