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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? * P( F: _* C4 t6 w! ~1 ^
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
5 T9 T0 r: Q( O, Y1 e6 ^George: Great. Lay it on me. ( C( `! O- R& G% |, D! Q) R1 O4 s
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 3 A/ m9 ^) w2 I7 ?2 v( H
George: That's what I want to know.
' K- h1 }% M; @; J, R- QCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
$ p" R9 T% V7 i2 H- M$ b: D" N dGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
) P7 x% `* ? mCondi: Yes.
2 X! _* c; ^3 W" D( r4 IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. / `5 ~6 @4 w# S- [8 a( Y* _
Condi: Hu. & }) J7 l/ @/ v! m5 J# @
George: The guy in China. 2 n* n! y; K: ~0 x8 l5 K) Z
Condi: Hu. * {" _) |3 l, U- Z. E0 ~' ^$ u* x
George: The new leader of China. . e8 D5 P6 s+ r r# M
Condi: Hu. , `4 A9 r8 i, h/ u+ @. u9 @
George: The Chinaman! / y% E, |5 w7 J; s9 X: t) Q
Condi: Hu is leading China. ! y* `9 f- C8 ^% p" V0 w- q
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
* f" S9 w& u7 RCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 8 u: Y9 W- }3 ^- \5 K6 m; X. X2 K
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 2 o! c" C) X- i. r
Condi: That's the man's name.
, ^! N$ x ] t2 xGeorge: That's who's name?
\$ }6 ]8 K! [* g) q! k7 R/ j* pCondi: Yes.
8 d- W6 O( h! p6 lGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
& ], h8 ~. G( X7 g B& r4 zCondi: Yes, sir. 5 g* y0 Q$ \+ I9 t- T8 u9 Q
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. , w$ S9 {, o. ]( e- w% s$ ?7 Z5 o
Condi: That's correct. ) }( R' M- X& E
George: Then who is in China?
: o/ ^! A) H6 `$ W" q1 s) FCondi: Yes, sir.
- O) a d/ A4 p& ~# BGeorge: Yassir is in China?
) ], @8 z+ U- `$ r8 k" L' y2 P9 UCondi: No, sir.
9 [+ \# ]3 w; C0 X) zGeorge: Then who is? ; W( T1 L9 N9 x# Q( ~& s- U
Condi: Yes, sir. ! H+ F* |% ~3 _/ D$ _
George: Yassir? , c' l% f, w' r1 H
Condi: No, sir. / X1 C3 h9 t2 A4 a1 @5 ~$ B0 q' e
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 8 y+ ^/ U3 Q( D1 X( p
Condi: Kofi? * ~$ o" E" m, X8 L+ f5 R
George: No, thanks.
* u+ Z7 P9 Z# ~# jCondi: You want Kofi?
8 E2 @& M( n2 J- q% e5 [$ dGeorge: No. " b9 h0 ?$ s f) C4 e, F: V/ `/ a
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
T2 j8 X$ e( ^+ n2 FGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
) N% M/ q9 a# eCondi: Yes, sir.
! c. a, j( b9 S7 K6 LGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. + @/ I! W& [& n* b8 Z% o
Condi: Kofi?
" K p9 i& L. V% S0 W* JGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& e0 o% T# t. F0 k5 h: C& R$ U1 ~/ vCondi: And call who? * M8 g( q2 t7 K2 q% v
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? % S7 e6 t# `& F: f+ } S2 B) u
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
+ @; a$ _) f1 m$ M ~+ d) [7 `( ~) A- ZGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
2 @6 g$ n5 D/ U' `( }3 p& JCondi: Yes, sir. 4 X$ A& e/ _$ x9 R$ B
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. " U4 V9 E+ V1 Y5 U
Condi: Kofi.
4 Y6 Y. ]1 a$ V3 O# H" SGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ! ]: l8 n: J/ c. q9 o3 \
(Condi picks up the phone.)
m1 b! D0 @/ eCondi: Rice, here. 3 n" Z M" b2 u/ l1 k, z" w6 w: b
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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