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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

5 X% ?2 l$ M( q: |* @& qGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
  l: ]5 n' W( J  N: }. jCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# B2 d- n6 M5 T7 B  X" J) \George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
+ X1 p5 {: W; h5 w7 S. M7 A) C- JCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
/ z8 H  K4 g. S0 E) gCondi: Yes.
" I. C" Z% j, Q" X/ W$ _( vGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
, u! N4 P/ c/ |: f* u' i8 fCondi: Hu.
" g1 ~% B* O" |7 L# oGeorge: The guy in China.
' c/ S3 M- y4 a  @' D9 A* wCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
, V# p1 m) [7 [7 F2 PCondi: Hu.
8 R9 A3 J- d/ nGeorge: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
; g) g- m$ u; A6 C$ Z3 k$ c0 kGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% {4 H* n% H6 S  u+ Y) J4 @Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
1 Y" C! a% V! h6 {$ g5 KCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
/ w2 M$ n0 N. a5 ECondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
) W# \+ L% y4 b" K% q1 Y" QCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
2 G- n+ x4 S8 J9 K% YGeorge: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
) _$ N* |5 d5 v9 s' X* |George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
  ^9 \6 x: @3 ~- h9 DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ Y3 |- p, x0 ~! b7 YCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
/ z4 e3 ]4 M% P$ BGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, p- k" `- e; e5 Y9 o1 e4 NCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
7 x9 k2 `" L  b% I% @2 ZGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
4 c) Q! p- U  o( I" xCondi: And call who?
' R" i' i4 m7 x; WGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
. {! @9 f$ M, ?Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
+ M( L$ ~6 P) W(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
% v7 S. I$ w6 C2 @George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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