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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " h, Q5 Y2 B1 t6 r |
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
/ ^5 C9 c2 }2 O! H) l/ {Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
7 y7 C" z- L# I* N8 MGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
' F4 U0 q3 k0 ~Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' p! D1 E$ ]/ l' {4 _6 U
George: That's what I want to know. - t9 P7 X) c6 A3 u) X7 t4 a
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ; F& o9 x, b/ g" p* T6 v, Y
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
2 j2 ~0 f! Q1 V$ g3 @& c! uCondi: Yes. , q5 l/ ?4 N7 F" \
George: I mean the fellow's name.
3 a/ Y8 }) l' V% u) T$ S3 D1 S& J* wCondi: Hu. 5 j" j, B5 s/ W8 ^- Q
George: The guy in China. 9 T! V) [6 @4 x( t- C; Z
Condi: Hu.
3 y; G5 _1 P' `3 O9 }: N" `$ nGeorge: The new leader of China.
- a( y0 X" N. JCondi: Hu. & C2 d& a3 K8 H! [* C k4 i
George: The Chinaman!
o9 z, x4 T7 ~" F& W' ?5 BCondi: Hu is leading China.
- E8 B/ _; x! K9 KGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
}# |+ N/ a/ ^: h5 Z4 T6 M" ACondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. * s4 c6 S. _! ~. y/ ]
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? / `2 u/ o8 O0 n' z8 [% ` o$ F
Condi: That's the man's name.
# O6 `' a) {9 g$ r6 h$ Q0 ^George: That's who's name?
9 E: m* q# x' ^* eCondi: Yes. . `# C2 s' L& ^ ^8 ?
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ Q1 p2 b, I7 VCondi: Yes, sir.
6 X) g5 O4 x2 j- N) yGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 0 P+ T) W$ m; I6 a) C/ }
Condi: That's correct. . |* N: @, M+ [$ K
George: Then who is in China? ! Q. R$ M4 p8 I3 w0 Y& ~
Condi: Yes, sir. - L1 C3 X E; z+ H+ g9 N+ t
George: Yassir is in China?
2 n$ h! P( X6 A1 L& p3 lCondi: No, sir. " U, E. b* i' v! a
George: Then who is? , d5 k% k* L. s. [
Condi: Yes, sir.
( [9 r1 A+ {; @% V" Z9 h$ wGeorge: Yassir? 5 Q1 K4 [; I0 a! f2 a, u
Condi: No, sir.
. c- @- G, U( p3 i" |$ lGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
& e2 a9 g: n( M oCondi: Kofi?
' I6 h4 M+ B" Q* [ K# |0 p, _George: No, thanks. # H' r ?& P3 j( Y" X8 R
Condi: You want Kofi?
+ I* a( O7 e2 O, _* }$ k/ |George: No.
6 H3 t* B" g0 |3 f6 `' lCondi: You don't want Kofi.
: R" G8 h/ @5 n$ I% j! i2 kGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 b9 Q* S! @) c* m: }4 s& y
Condi: Yes, sir. ' S0 X- I) c! W7 C& @# \
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. . [0 @8 i* @+ F
Condi: Kofi? 4 E! O0 l8 p& X5 I
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 9 f- P+ V9 V4 i/ E* q) B' K' S
Condi: And call who?
- ~3 u6 N. R9 e# ~George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
5 ~8 y- j! e4 g9 O j6 zCondi: Hu is the guy in China. * O# O4 a* h& z
George: Will you stay out of China?!
2 l$ I! H: l3 H2 A: B( ]Condi: Yes, sir.
0 c0 O0 B, y2 H- Z1 G, I+ v* ]George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 6 s* G5 f5 Z: A/ r9 L
Condi: Kofi.
; S; J% h9 I& M* H/ hGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 v) B0 M: K: S) c+ E$ V; v* {9 ^(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 Y0 |/ e j5 ]) }
Condi: Rice, here. * G9 Y- s+ J8 w0 c0 J+ N
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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