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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 0 V/ Y8 I& g( K' B" e( C; w! Q4 S
, D: ~5 w T; p h4 MGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? - n' e0 ?" `, E+ [/ q# d
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 3 F7 O0 v4 @" n2 a4 U4 {
George: Great. Lay it on me.
9 a# r( C6 u p; f: |4 z, l$ xCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. - K. f$ d4 B# z% y. ~$ o$ i
George: That's what I want to know. / r, s9 [$ z2 c- E8 D N
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 5 b" M2 B2 y# G4 k
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? + F+ F8 L3 |, z' l+ X
Condi: Yes.
1 L2 \7 m7 W' }! q2 ?George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 Q2 n0 B r5 X, z: c- fCondi: Hu.
n7 E6 F+ O5 H# YGeorge: The guy in China. ( S( A; z; Q4 M7 Y( X4 w( ^
Condi: Hu. 8 @" D( R% ]; N1 w" p( ?4 [
George: The new leader of China.
% h3 f! I$ W1 m6 v9 ]Condi: Hu.
8 _7 \8 v5 ^' Q% qGeorge: The Chinaman!
5 X" @* w! D2 L" pCondi: Hu is leading China. 4 r# }5 Z6 M. J/ a
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ( A# J( B1 a) u( D Q; s3 H
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 4 P8 v; o( L: @" `$ a
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
* ?! u4 y% H$ a1 B* @Condi: That's the man's name.
/ |/ S1 w! Y4 rGeorge: That's who's name? 7 S8 v% x3 p1 {. I I% l! H
Condi: Yes. " C+ p/ X1 ?% s, r! ?0 z5 J2 A
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
7 d! ]8 }. l4 sCondi: Yes, sir.
- U! z) k( x& d7 IGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( Q( l6 L; I, d. j6 M5 jCondi: That's correct.
. [7 o! R; u& n% a6 k( N7 uGeorge: Then who is in China?
" O+ S' Y; ^9 P3 z G9 g7 kCondi: Yes, sir. " s* } M( U1 l ]( k5 e& z
George: Yassir is in China?
8 D( X5 F4 c b) h" aCondi: No, sir.
% Q/ w( p2 r% t% X: k& `9 ]' EGeorge: Then who is?
7 ? q& E |1 A$ u& r# ]0 [Condi: Yes, sir. 6 L- Z" ]# k, l4 v/ l
George: Yassir?
5 w, l! \) n- g9 d' L" PCondi: No, sir. & O5 ?% L) R* L8 m' f3 J$ S& U
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
2 f- B9 i3 X+ X+ iCondi: Kofi?
( n0 T0 r+ ?1 D0 J1 B; t2 U( sGeorge: No, thanks.
$ ?9 V( D9 \4 n3 wCondi: You want Kofi? ! U- h; B0 v6 S
George: No. / O4 _7 y2 P; J! z/ |
Condi: You don't want Kofi. % n: q& A- N" }% A/ w/ {
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
& c" i# y! X2 u% G V( jCondi: Yes, sir.
% Q! T2 W6 n* i% C( V. U8 W% _George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 0 c0 m- c5 L) p' u4 C4 b& t9 `
Condi: Kofi? + {4 }9 ~9 M7 Y
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - u m$ d. Y8 e; s) N1 s
Condi: And call who?
3 P8 p7 K) g, e6 E2 f, {; FGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 2 M2 u% z" o- m2 t4 H* t
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 5 f% T& s* \3 O# s( P% ~$ ^
George: Will you stay out of China?!
5 Z, E! ~4 W! h" s! z4 fCondi: Yes, sir.
' r4 g# ?. l" J, G6 ?% L! dGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
0 [, H. }" `! ECondi: Kofi. 7 U$ d! Z0 [ G" t1 u, ?$ y. w
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 1 B1 [$ r2 z( F% j' l! g1 g
(Condi picks up the phone.)
6 D( I: L5 J) ~( M# Z1 p7 CCondi: Rice, here. 4 ~4 P6 c& B6 v' t) V1 |( L
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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