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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
, I- N8 Y! \" ^! ?0 YCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- x1 B# h6 w; F' b' pGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
* a- m6 c% ?# Z# A7 n- zCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. : m) w1 y- ^! P& p3 t+ E
George: That's what I want to know. 6 g: v% i3 ^; Y* O
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. : Z+ m% l; j" k# L7 r" l' d0 h
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? / d h) N) s! c1 C- r9 D9 ^. ]
Condi: Yes. 5 z3 v: g+ Z5 N
George: I mean the fellow's name. / h) R' Q% U% r% m1 J2 t }' v( Y
Condi: Hu. / s3 R8 @3 G- N- E) `2 j
George: The guy in China. 2 j9 y! H% s$ y! K
Condi: Hu.
. I/ f+ V5 C& \% c7 [2 nGeorge: The new leader of China. 9 N$ ~( c6 Q) Y0 _, o* T9 R
Condi: Hu.
! J6 b2 x& }; e7 V- E7 l- @George: The Chinaman!
. `: C1 o5 r9 j7 h. UCondi: Hu is leading China. # R! `$ D3 g/ S. @- b+ a; ?
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? " F0 }9 s. u8 p$ i' d7 Y
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
/ I4 s8 C/ {' y% X9 [8 T+ a! yGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 T, _: N* R U% D
Condi: That's the man's name. m, J% f; ^ n% u1 ~9 N8 F* K
George: That's who's name?
9 T: u& i; E6 ^4 cCondi: Yes. + l X5 ]8 E8 @* T* [: v
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
1 x8 @2 z. H. v# E$ Y# n" [Condi: Yes, sir. * Q$ H b. i3 l4 T' H5 K
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
) e d7 I+ N5 `1 V% m" tCondi: That's correct.
% u. f$ l1 d# h- s1 dGeorge: Then who is in China? . z: M2 @+ L" x2 z4 U
Condi: Yes, sir. + G! F9 `% n% a9 v# ?8 C( _
George: Yassir is in China? % f' [7 l7 ?. n& c/ x) `
Condi: No, sir.
7 T$ t" i+ @ u& MGeorge: Then who is? ' p4 j4 L3 x8 {& q
Condi: Yes, sir. * i+ P b) ^' D8 v5 m
George: Yassir? ) U I# F3 k ^5 A' {4 b. O+ B
Condi: No, sir. # x1 N F( p+ L4 _& a
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
* {6 p9 W* Q; }1 j$ _1 N* |Condi: Kofi? 3 s; W( [/ V4 w9 G& } P8 `
George: No, thanks.
' c( ?6 b A7 K5 i% A8 n! ?Condi: You want Kofi?
R- B5 ^+ _ W! y9 T) uGeorge: No.
5 b: z: U" c- X+ O; E3 u! p9 @Condi: You don't want Kofi. , V# j2 D% O/ P5 ^
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 3 D' {3 T3 T( [4 o
Condi: Yes, sir. , j" J3 [2 Q) n7 A$ }$ V
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 7 N3 x `0 |" ]: K
Condi: Kofi?
9 q3 h3 v3 T1 i7 C1 }George: Milk! Will you please make the call? _+ m% Q: f# j$ y
Condi: And call who? 2 L! N8 e' G- v8 O
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
$ P7 ]9 t7 m7 v7 B5 JCondi: Hu is the guy in China. - A8 V8 [) L P& g1 i% Q9 r! s- I
George: Will you stay out of China?!
6 T% }( R" n9 z4 j* ]6 ~7 r# _( ~" ^Condi: Yes, sir. 8 n8 w f R5 o# w4 |
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: M( l* {% B; `! ]+ [Condi: Kofi.
6 d! V+ }2 x z, i7 l; r; H2 n, Z3 u {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 7 e) H7 x6 T0 d6 @8 Y+ j/ J
(Condi picks up the phone.)
9 f: ?/ Q- X# G3 XCondi: Rice, here.
0 ]" r/ n$ v/ e3 Z: S% R% p9 FGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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