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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ) v6 n$ I' y* X" l, h
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 5 i- i8 e7 g A8 v% d
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. , i% v# C" k8 i( K
George: Great. Lay it on me. 3 M, \, V9 u$ {) t k6 j1 [9 ]1 S
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
2 @' m K- U- P: M3 {George: That's what I want to know. ; X( |3 D0 n+ H3 w6 W
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 f5 j5 @$ a- z% H* A' s/ YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ; ^# _: `- s0 a/ F; P& ]. D4 p
Condi: Yes.
9 l! ~) V3 q- L7 X* b$ @8 DGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. % V7 [, w6 s% x+ F6 e
Condi: Hu. 7 B! t2 b) P3 `; t, w9 i' I: ]7 \' k
George: The guy in China.
7 U+ N/ g3 h$ w0 ~Condi: Hu. ! h7 E- q& b. @$ l. B/ g8 ]
George: The new leader of China.
7 I; x' v& L: E4 N8 g9 y: {2 ^Condi: Hu. 1 n1 G" A$ x3 l8 J8 R
George: The Chinaman! " K! s0 V, }9 j/ Y6 ^+ t' a& F1 A
Condi: Hu is leading China. ) ^0 i' w# g' Y7 W6 V8 V3 `
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" v/ \! k d0 Y9 ?7 v4 J- n3 ]Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ' K/ R2 B; M* J4 `
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 e+ z) J; n" OCondi: That's the man's name.
; x O# o# g+ h, g$ u8 UGeorge: That's who's name?
4 G: |8 I# }% n' R- j9 s1 @Condi: Yes. , }& r/ @2 B3 |) o8 h4 ]: C+ o+ h
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / C4 d' Y9 y ^0 O- F
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 N5 e+ @% n' y# Q0 u( i! |) ^4 |
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 6 d0 ?3 \/ n! S( p, E( E% ?% z
Condi: That's correct. ' s' L- Q6 s* {/ {
George: Then who is in China?
: _- f7 M" Y6 h, TCondi: Yes, sir. ' ^; j" E9 y5 e- b0 ^
George: Yassir is in China?
3 d. P2 B+ |) q0 Z8 }! I, n% a, oCondi: No, sir.
( D% ~3 A+ n/ |6 b5 R/ @George: Then who is? 1 r2 A9 E6 P. ~/ X* a( z
Condi: Yes, sir.
, v& F4 F/ w1 c1 u# S. |George: Yassir?
7 n* H. _/ ]* ^. J4 L% gCondi: No, sir. ; ^$ Y+ ]1 n% w' m# _
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 {4 T8 O3 K2 d6 a3 L1 iCondi: Kofi?
$ ]8 B) U4 t* D1 e$ K5 ?- {8 SGeorge: No, thanks.
* t$ ] o' k4 F* JCondi: You want Kofi?
6 j3 L4 F6 Z% i- L. m, E$ ^' kGeorge: No. 7 L4 n3 _* u8 } u' g5 ?
Condi: You don't want Kofi. % U2 |7 \6 x& d
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. + _& k: D+ B" }( M2 M( |
Condi: Yes, sir.
}) k7 n+ Z+ X% MGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 5 d2 V: S" ~! B2 N# H
Condi: Kofi? : ]2 n; p, F# N+ \, V. B! H: @
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? : b* f$ s/ \5 y$ P) l- H
Condi: And call who?
+ l0 i; a- O0 ]2 }George: Who is the guy at the U.N? , D2 c+ q" ]$ i$ w# e" c0 f( m
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. . J1 R6 i, k5 R# m. M% N/ e8 t
George: Will you stay out of China?!
3 e2 t8 ]2 H* w) T( ?Condi: Yes, sir.
5 S% v9 V. v A3 D9 Q9 NGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 7 z5 v0 O0 r: e* S6 t9 u9 i
Condi: Kofi.
& s Z0 n. D; p8 v9 g' k$ V7 n8 eGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 n% U( f" w# R$ n9 s
(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ g, M5 h. C7 E) L9 c1 K4 ACondi: Rice, here.
8 x5 R1 ]" S5 ?George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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