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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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; t# A: B/ y( F$ N2 k& hWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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' K2 C1 O) I9 a3 JTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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- G5 K# y$ ~% c5 z& kToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. - j/ k& _4 S |6 E+ e8 o/ z- y
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ) d8 S! u/ h2 w! m
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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5 J8 |( s7 V6 }2 [On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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" @$ H9 h, P Z2 P2 k. tMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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