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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 8 f% t, C* f; {' k
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " U# @3 F/ @4 m# @+ S2 |* u3 m) r f* R
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " M# b4 S4 T; c$ ^4 A0 Z5 w
. O6 c$ x* D. ~+ i4 `8 sIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 ]/ J1 X& p' x( ~2 Z" p1 u
0 ^3 t; J) [& v; QOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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