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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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- z3 O `8 H8 \1 n5 z7 FWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. % @, r: [8 X. G3 r7 o, {: n2 e$ D
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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3 t6 S$ k+ G" ]: ^8 ZToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. - ^& q+ I9 e$ ~# z$ g0 h8 a
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. - b) V* p, m2 `" U( c9 {9 w# S
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 5 x5 W& u2 F: l# m
0 @, k0 P+ X7 [9 l- \A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 3 |" H; H1 S8 w6 p
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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