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- \% Y& g( s8 z- |! t, MWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. # t2 k: Z( R! p3 y! E
$ u7 ^* ^6 W8 ^/ b6 R9 ~# YTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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g$ [, ^) ?6 y- T/ ^: RToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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8 M; v: a5 M& h8 Y. K: h7 M, h" u+ lWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. & p; n( V$ U% e/ Q) Q6 T5 G3 M
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( u/ H8 b; z( U& u
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ! b0 N# u9 W. N% ]+ d# {
: K5 |: j7 D% u- X9 L+ w- sA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. + t8 c* Q% F" p2 a3 R9 q
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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