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" o$ s$ h3 ~4 L- I$ q B+ ^Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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+ m8 x$ q/ Z V6 Q5 tTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. * o1 R% L$ s, w, W8 o. e
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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9 L- ?- O5 u' D: I5 l/ FWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 9 _& H! ~1 l, ^
2 q4 c& H! ]5 S# i! a TOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 D6 X" C9 C) y& T0 r+ w( D
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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