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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
{9 Z+ D* e7 E# d$ y: uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.; j1 S: k$ G$ N, W
When you are done you will have a place to live.+ ]1 o6 g, G6 B5 a
! K1 p2 J* S2 @Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" V# A! g. l. @, X" U3 `0 h( |. JA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?3 i1 M* |0 g) n! h- L/ ~$ z6 o8 F
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. b2 B# z9 n5 N1 h% I) o
j; k6 {$ ?6 c. E) @' Q* i; JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?, m& [- b4 J4 \! s
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.) @+ ?/ v2 ~& f! ~
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?8 U- s$ j- L( a7 G/ J, [1 B+ e
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.& X5 z9 Q% B5 K# k. q8 l3 [% B5 A# v, _
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 x2 s' ?2 T/ c7 T1 |3 v- ZA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 c) ~% Q" V0 T2 H7 rA: Their foreheads. S$ H2 C" q- R6 D) B
* e& ^+ O9 ?% O" ^Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?8 L: v% X0 D: G8 a8 l9 A
A: "I remember these." |
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