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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
: N5 X/ B- M, f, N2 d8 v0 jA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: ], K- u% G# g8 d) |4 P When you are done you will have a place to live.' C! P2 F1 }) V! m2 @6 C: J" o
" j) u% ]2 k# L( IQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?( h) x# d& |) p; {
A: Tell him you're pregnant., | }* H4 S4 |) v g# J9 `
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
- F# C( I, ?( C8 @& PA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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0 Q; w* k( G& ZQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?/ S( |2 B3 w- R# q4 ]
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.* P8 H: o! s* V. V. y! x
4 y8 ~6 A5 Z% i t5 s) {Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 S4 i/ m8 a6 S: i* F
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?6 F9 X& r' @6 I+ b
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.2 L" C; O; L( p4 E8 ^ O
( ?% ^% H6 w. P( ]9 |Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
( K8 I8 s B8 N7 OA: Their foreheads.( C8 r& g) N" V' |+ W2 V; \4 \0 v( a
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?" @$ P) Q6 {2 t ]8 J& r& t
A: "I remember these." |
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