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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?- M7 @" h/ A1 W% g7 @% {
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.7 C" p: D' I" p: O$ f' z# T/ J
When you are done you will have a place to live.6 v3 @+ S+ |3 v) P$ r$ {
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?; U- A y* b: F& X
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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6 \; `$ u- X- q( v% f7 T& YQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?# w2 r) l# |" P6 @: y9 Z0 M) M# j
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" o2 J5 Y% V8 p! p. JQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
0 B2 ?2 N2 L4 E& x. J$ GA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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+ e1 C7 _$ L8 ~. e5 lQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? S- {# t. _/ F h& h3 z& x9 j5 B
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.8 D( j& @9 Z( ^+ q: b$ u
0 [! i. s9 _# H9 ] M$ qQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?8 g3 ?# Q4 d, S
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
5 B; i1 K1 z$ `/ Q2 nA: Their foreheads. v' q$ M9 }' j1 [' R& S
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?8 v8 c4 V+ x7 Z$ n G! A/ ^
A: "I remember these." |
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