Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

8 f/ Z# N; l* `& aQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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( _* N  j6 p1 d$ G' yQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( C9 G' w6 z3 w8 z  L! BA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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& `" Y( q- t4 ]( v# N/ m& PQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& E: O% @! `" w8 YA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

7 x: Z6 j7 r6 D" q) @" Y4 }9 F8 MQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

* N! h' b* O4 E6 O. g4 Q5 NQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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