Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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. D- l7 g* D0 f+ t- hQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
4 P. z/ C; m0 L, _A: Tell him you're pregnant.

/ i, \' J( Q/ }9 w9 p7 JQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

7 C9 q5 M5 ^* t1 z+ [* |* j- u3 I- ^Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
9 D# \1 _9 s8 m! V7 l9 [2 dA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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0 @  b* U2 d; K+ Z: }Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

: L+ W% ^9 ~# [3 ]% {, d2 o2 mQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- e) x8 o- d% a8 L0 [& fA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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& q' x$ [+ w/ O2 l( n9 bQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
: U3 C2 @$ V- r% oA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

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