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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
' V3 X" P) n, ]4 ^( x2 ZA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement., g1 q. f) ]4 ~$ t$ j$ \
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?3 x& H6 F; h* C5 V+ s
A: Tell him you're pregnant." a' ^* v2 O8 f$ k+ M! O0 a
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
+ \% o6 H' ~% E6 G$ vA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
; }4 T: Z" @1 D) u* d2 pA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 a9 ?& |, A! P! Z \; h. R9 i
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
0 `% f# ~1 k% [, sA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
5 |* F( o6 {2 y, g7 RA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.5 ^: [4 y4 A8 H7 @( k* L* O
: Z8 ?; R. d8 s3 p3 v1 z, p% W' rQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
# h% ]3 \* Z. T2 tA: Their foreheads.: o7 ]8 O9 R4 s1 ^9 k& |! _& A
# \; R/ k8 u! F% V# y# A6 [" FQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?7 D" ?+ }; P% U( h$ X
A: "I remember these." |
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