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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?, @$ j7 I0 t" d
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
5 s4 E( _, Z( J2 G; E4 z When you are done you will have a place to live.: s9 s9 I+ b3 c; u& K) b! e9 j
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" _; Q( \0 h: R, D! X* WA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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2 ~# f- u/ p1 F4 R. l. H+ cQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 L9 P; D8 k+ S8 \% k0 c% W+ M4 N: k8 T( P
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.& m' ] D1 R3 }4 w" a) s
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
' d4 i! h/ R( f/ mA: Valets don't forget where they park your car. d- C4 ~% P+ Q( U- A7 {; k8 A- ^
2 y6 V, V* e' [. D5 zQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
. T% }& X3 Z8 ]( Q2 Z6 G$ R8 C+ {) BA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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5 W# Z6 q0 v8 D6 G4 {5 `; VQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?/ v! @6 J! H0 e0 V$ i3 o# S
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.+ b: m% |0 V9 o/ n" ]. v
' A) ~( x4 B8 r4 X& V# s% w e6 hQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?8 e* p5 }/ r$ |7 H# c9 s: \
A: Their foreheads.4 }! |, x1 a! Z+ `# o$ ~2 ~
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
) P0 e) Q* d$ W$ V/ p: RA: "I remember these." |
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