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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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: d. V% H4 w! z(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.: X. N, _3 v8 q4 O' `
# N$ |# E) w$ b8 Q(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 9 X. v7 k j1 O% ^
. S4 @6 X7 T$ h# }(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! " u9 A# |- W K) P1 B. S. h
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. # Y5 ]" j9 U6 q; R* t7 ?1 q
( v# d K* H( `+ w7 o4 u(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').5 B# A6 C9 v/ i- X' }7 C& D, A" \
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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