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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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& u: L* U' G/ Y2 C(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.( o l p: U8 Z; h: q
; ]% i9 R# m7 _# D J1 q(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 1 l/ q9 ^2 f. \- j* } Y
$ i3 P+ K- E9 R" o, ~' I6 u. x! _(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.); |, H l; {+ ^2 t5 B8 n. m
. ~4 u$ m" D; C1 J' `' E. {(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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' j1 p! K. o, |0 h(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').1 O* o( F4 v. x: g6 `9 E: x2 R8 z
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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0 h" ^& z, ~: D% I4 T( g(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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