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Bad Relationship
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5 V5 O* t0 C- N- i2 r0 ZTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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: O$ | V0 U& ^$ hAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”. l3 q1 A, b5 V1 A$ i% r
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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+ K1 u! G9 J) w( ~& vThe scale says: Sorry, no change today$ i; J$ \- s' l; J/ f
! V1 \4 l) q1 B) i S4 n" Q7 v[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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