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Bad Relationship
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' Y# s3 E7 G. z$ h- |' z6 J% ATwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 6 [' k) w, F% u9 {2 `
$ J3 D# }9 z! v! e% k8 V" p+ E. r4 RJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”" o: o6 Q _! A' w. G6 m; o
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”7 k* ?( N" C' Y- J$ E l
, I+ T0 m0 O: e* V; Y( s6 k* b”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”: e7 J( J, H* x
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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4 m. n8 T+ g' B& z* V7 a6 k$ X[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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