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Bad Relationship
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/ ^, g! K U$ F2 v8 `8 _& L9 a; t( qTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. F+ U# v" v2 _- @' d
' b4 M5 Q. i' V5 d y; N6 AJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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' K% t" q8 b7 c' F”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”+ h5 q5 c5 V+ I9 f' r5 w1 k/ T
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0 ~1 \4 y1 A8 j; N! [6 D5 |The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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