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Bad Relationship
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: c: a+ j0 u1 k% g6 VTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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6 l' `2 O% {: e, `' M+ x: N+ TJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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& X' s; s/ f1 j& S; W* V) }1 \And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# U. \- }5 n p1 J
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 M' n. y- X) X' k) d[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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