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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”$ G( v1 N9 V+ G# l2 G
3 _8 G+ {0 j* F0 T) p* N& S/ eAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”" E% ]9 K$ M3 a! L
4 p4 y3 I8 ~6 R: y+ A3 i”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”* ~+ P5 |* p( b- o0 ^- ?! l
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today% E* _* W' S! Y4 x/ s% X+ B
2 m1 Q; D' J: t1 c, I4 T' B[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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