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Bad Relationship
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5 f$ @5 D7 v: r; R3 GTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 2 o; s, j7 X; j- `7 }
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”, [9 \* ^) E8 @# i. V6 Q6 X1 P% x
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 L E/ ~+ m, p) d( J! \8 a; |, ^9 G
& P5 W8 [7 z# w( d9 {: w”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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$ d% X$ C/ m5 L' t1 R- n[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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