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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ." ]7 X/ G7 E) K1 P J# ]
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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2 ]4 I1 l0 R; U7 p* G4 BTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: ^) v+ h# l3 [JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
$ M. ~4 h# _/ Q) y8 ]' i1 F* uGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 j; J, h$ |. Y& y4 nTEACHER: No, that's wrong9 N% g0 i ^4 [" G5 B. t
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ ?- \1 E/ B0 H* D7 f$ _* ?
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: y9 p1 i6 @5 @# J3 w7 ]
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* g; A/ R8 z- a; ` E$ VTEACHER: What are you talking about?5 h5 |$ N k* V" A, E7 w
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; Q; l% O/ h9 CWINNIE: Me!2 F8 K" n2 ]- P) {: h4 @* ~* I
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# X9 j- M' U4 ]) c; ~7 ~2 Q4 ]! }( BTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 | z- v6 A" v$ o3 BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 f5 h. Q9 w! S% i/ OTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% }/ r* R2 c @MILLIE: I is..( R: A6 C3 |2 i, _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'' ^- ?; a5 h/ H
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' # C, x/ M$ j) q2 @0 B3 I. O
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$ i! s; d6 C' JTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?& w) T& m6 J4 T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# A' @, X9 d/ X- E
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ G# P$ ]3 N3 a4 Z, nCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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0 A: I1 k3 A3 g- Q1 v! ]/ L. |$ I" aTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?6 n% ?) u; l! G0 L
HAROLD: A teacher
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