Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
- q; o( d& u# t+ B3 I; f% o8 JMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! k* f. p) g) m( y; `GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
6 ]5 g( z; u7 v# ?9 sTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
8 m% A1 h" w3 Y3 a# \8 UDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
- f! p3 h7 w4 F; LTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
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6 O5 K! D( d0 f+ r& qTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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0 k. L3 U  \! I' d$ a' r  Q3 @TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
5 U8 l% g) e3 C0 J" w: sMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
# t* }5 T1 _. ~% DMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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6 ]' [, u( h, S7 C/ STEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& I+ Y3 F' @1 W& t/ GLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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4 f) c& u; I2 c5 nTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)