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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: {7 `+ f8 b' [& V
MARIA: Here it is.7 Y* z" `2 b2 y$ @& k, P
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?0 p' ]& O4 ?0 F0 Z. d
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Y8 e4 ~9 m% R0 n. FTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 R8 V, ?+ i5 M5 n5 D& IJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.7 B! a0 B% s! x4 a9 e
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; M! q) W& X" ?4 n$ J9 z) J+ l! ?GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& C" E3 T$ x& f
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
. p5 m% R9 |/ ]% D( QGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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1 K9 S7 p X' { XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 I7 d5 Z n- S& Z: `7 c. F) S
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.% f4 [: v! p. G: ?6 V1 q( D
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
3 S0 {1 _* V3 [' H/ H& T& E. ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# ~( p' M) E- v
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# s1 c0 l2 }/ C/ c# R; b3 I4 pTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.1 S+ S- e" Y3 v) w3 O' {
WINNIE: Me!# d; w2 p( ?' @. b1 S; u6 b
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- ~9 U1 q. A) R T& V DTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 {( I X5 W6 A8 F1 c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are." s+ ~$ C1 W- y1 r" j9 c
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6 `, @2 @( ^/ b$ v; lTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 M( T6 h" m9 l. K2 u+ _) D
MILLIE: I is..
. m1 ?0 G0 G* q- q' jTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'7 }2 c# C* F, e& Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?0 g8 I; H( h3 J: v5 o0 ^2 _
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ) J7 H: o4 B5 j, n+ @8 x2 }0 v
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?7 Q+ x( P6 {, g2 C* n. M% f
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.4 Q. W! q \' J \/ f2 I" T" Y
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
( N' ]' S7 P+ D- e5 [' wCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* @5 A2 p- u$ b- `6 d4 ?5 I5 P9 e
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* T. ]9 k) [ d- vTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
: u$ T. k7 r1 S, p4 H1 m UHAROLD: A teacher
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