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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ./ D: N- I! L/ a5 z+ k
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.7 _7 p* Z0 q2 N* [$ X3 k; P" a
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# D6 d3 y0 S# c( O$ XTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! ?9 o! p2 T/ T3 R+ c9 H
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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" Q- b) ^2 k& JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'8 z4 f/ J. q6 `, f( `% u: \2 Q: W
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! J% Q* L) P' a( ?* `/ H7 L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong3 i! u. I" {3 S8 U$ H/ G# L- z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.7 N8 z$ c7 h9 N3 I, X
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" T+ U7 C1 Q# [2 K( tTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
* y9 w0 r& a9 q, M0 Y% _! lDONALD: H I J K L M N O.) R3 {7 V3 q" D: ~
TEACHER: What are you talking about?( L. i9 k4 [1 ]9 X' q. G
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ a: b% T) W0 ]( C8 _
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& e; d9 ~" W3 E) U' I/ `
WINNIE: Me!5 w0 l7 ?6 ]' W' M$ }: ~" I- D1 [3 x
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" U* Q7 n/ H2 O! HTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# C5 b. \2 D+ S7 E2 P U2 U
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.: c6 } D5 E/ X# @* U
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) z: w: ]2 H8 U0 F/ [4 k7 f* RTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% J6 [* L. o, b; P: C4 f, s
MILLIE: I is..2 w# m% b- o% a: d: M! ~
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.', Y2 K0 l& S9 N+ J. \
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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+ a! B3 y4 [* XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?. V. j; z4 q$ r* f1 }, R8 M+ k
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ o4 R' N" j K' b; ]/ k8 I/ aTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 T1 ^5 Z9 T& B; SSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* w& M" B. S3 t# ^. j
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% J! `7 w* X1 k7 [; Y$ e0 LCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?& ~: i9 X' S3 k6 `. K j
HAROLD: A teacher
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