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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?- Y" \9 U, r$ O( A' X! M' l
CLASS: Maria.
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6 s( M5 b" S! D- _! J4 J+ G Q0 QTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 I9 c8 q1 ]! _/ p
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.9 E5 w3 c h) e8 K/ Q2 F1 O
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+ {1 b5 v; e+ FTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) t+ _ T0 x$ S) FGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 v2 \$ A4 g7 E$ i2 [1 @
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
9 o' v" ]8 L1 R3 f9 B% A# ?! KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?$ B* ~) M: x7 J; d" D; v
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
# v3 n7 L- w+ A7 _9 K3 l7 K! j- nTEACHER: What are you talking about?( |, ~8 R2 d7 q4 b
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ d4 W4 K6 @% i8 Q/ F4 D wTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
: u6 h/ s8 m# s" wWINNIE: Me!
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+ T3 k+ J, f- k/ NTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 D+ O3 {% h& R& q# ]1 VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ f8 Y4 F% \0 K; W" q) o
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/ Q* `2 W3 X# `+ W q% R* WTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' F i' A. H" ]* z2 e8 o7 p7 C
MILLIE: I is..
# C# W( F0 I* i3 Y, tTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
+ ]8 U2 B( ]( S' iMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' t; ]- w6 s6 P3 H' Y- c7 ULOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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7 A: ~& _' S7 v$ @2 q- DTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?' m; p- W5 _6 L; a7 `+ [# J
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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" q+ I4 W- \4 H# fTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& B' j! S/ d% Q8 ]" I: u( y
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.$ O: S6 O; d/ f- H
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7 m$ t2 P+ O T& f2 k. xTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! o! D1 H7 u- v( k+ B" ^
HAROLD: A teacher 4 r- Y2 e C$ m" Q9 B X
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