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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?3 s3 o2 A) C, U0 i/ |, ~! @( r
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ) x; D) c5 R. L: ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.5 U$ t# i8 ?3 q/ O- M
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6 ] c4 f0 g. j8 F* m* F0 d8 ^4 sTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) \( l0 X; W& ~$ [, z5 DGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L', l4 T3 Z2 |' w' Z: W& p P
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
* q7 P# O4 \6 }/ n+ S1 `" C2 OGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.$ r( m$ ~0 c2 }9 p
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 {/ z/ k" h5 j, U( lDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
# D) B/ ~4 i$ R2 h. ?0 sTEACHER: What are you talking about?
1 g9 _( \* a* sDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) R' L; G" t8 t4 Y: G! r8 E$ s nTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago., E6 {- a0 h* n0 T. L$ M4 m
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?9 @" _5 `6 o% ?# R
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' ^6 Z& M [/ [ G- B6 p
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'+ |- g6 \1 x$ K+ m# w
MILLIE: I is..$ R) T( Y+ b2 {0 N
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'2 x4 p( y9 K# f# E# C+ A* H1 \% L
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) q; u8 m& P/ K0 G( {
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6 |) t4 F9 p2 p! o oTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 Z+ S: l# X% Q( x, I2 p+ \" B! `
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. + t8 o+ r# O0 Q1 N
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0 e$ T& ~5 `: ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?8 p/ S4 o2 k. z( l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.5 t/ `4 \1 d7 \: T7 ~4 }9 N1 ^
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+ `; K5 u0 h( O- \, a! i7 U' qTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
- q3 u: a3 x4 U* l6 ~: D1 r Y, Q( BCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ [5 ~; |; M2 K# tHAROLD: A teacher . J! S+ R5 \2 A: g2 L# I9 U
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