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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .# O" D9 o+ ]5 A7 Q7 \( `7 m4 C
MARIA: Here it is.
( ]" D4 D/ n4 u0 mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( T+ M8 F* v8 O, v5 k. BJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ k3 F% s7 d" w! \ P9 W u0 y: rTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 B1 |# ^. a. @4 RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
i3 a: A6 V' r! H8 ~; {TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 W$ M& J, K( i' e/ S. P% [' W
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.4 D' }8 Q5 p! p& \! {
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?; ^# Q6 @4 e0 |+ ^9 A* Q
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.7 U- e: k" }! o8 h7 v% [
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! W$ w s5 G- Q! y) ?8 v& RWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
0 h- V* i. k; X- BGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 c& `& P2 W0 E+ a5 V- oTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
& L6 z- {: B E+ k3 HMILLIE: I is.. D8 e( F' K, z! t, @2 {0 S! c
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; n+ M, \0 k% E$ X
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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% K5 ]/ ^: T7 f; KTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?8 @% h# m( ^$ G
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 @8 S6 x! h% o* [9 c* |/ g& XSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
8 ^! k( z0 R" v. BCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.2 z6 M p: y* E7 y; [* ?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
+ A$ b/ j' ]/ N5 g0 V! ]0 l+ ~1 IHAROLD: A teacher % f- P$ ]+ s2 ~( f( Z% ~! P* W
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