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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! G& b( U+ e. @" w) ~6 {7 W; I1 G. }
MARIA: Here it is.$ O7 F9 O. c+ F m1 f9 M
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?$ H1 ~8 w7 R! q# i1 M; X
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3 f! _" n0 A) ] k8 d$ c) lTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 6 L+ c* ^. z0 `) N; [) Q Z6 _1 m
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* P4 _ T2 s: {7 HTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" x7 [$ ?( X- _5 O) @7 W; b; q4 E
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ z+ H1 h: u& `# r# {. c- p% ]TEACHER: No, that's wrong1 @4 n, ?" A. a1 ?
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 O% {! A$ |) e* L
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' c9 ^: B0 ]7 sDONALD: H I J K L M N O., k2 G Q7 h" d0 _' z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?# {8 t7 C7 C C" x
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) p0 i# r6 m7 R
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8 h% f( s( V6 W/ E( ETEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
# W9 U' g9 s: Z1 ?$ G6 tWINNIE: Me!) |0 ]9 {( A; c4 I0 j6 a
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9 a% G5 \7 k0 U2 t8 n$ c( O: \6 gTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?, ?$ o; G7 C2 n! t6 Q
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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* b; u2 |$ a/ [9 i7 cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
. _ ~% l0 j, c+ [MILLIE: I is..
6 F) h. \0 U1 E" ?, `' z- f5 Y* x8 JTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% b" z/ ~% Y$ C" ?1 U( EMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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2 @. N5 } p, UTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Y* ~7 y5 o% Z4 K# {
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
p! t9 Q5 s" e" A% D- J1 xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 b9 V; ^2 B6 a/ h- }
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+ b* F+ q1 A$ ]( ~1 uTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 t/ Q1 |! G) i8 D( t6 ?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog./ j% u1 d" I1 n$ \, G
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4 o: E, L; C; A! f8 qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 X9 |& U6 S3 k3 V5 AHAROLD: A teacher ' Z5 c# y& m% j6 n& ~
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