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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.0 D0 _; J& B8 M+ m/ ^/ O
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."( V# P( C$ W9 |2 Q" }3 E# d
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
( |8 k5 z1 `0 f+ g3 KThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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