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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
) t# ^+ k1 z4 D4 q9 B"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
' O8 r ]3 O% i3 z: SThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
& q, a& [5 n9 h( r4 [4 u' ]8 m! PThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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