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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.) v9 p9 G4 C8 s, K" p, i: F7 p
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
: }6 F: L& F8 `' j$ K7 R3 ]( MThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
( V/ f B" f: J9 d0 W" XThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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