World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
/ G/ ]/ [) n4 q( qand I will make you cry.
- \: b! h9 e0 x  q6 a) ?I make guys have to pee
( D! M% Q; ^" n0 r. z; dand girls comb their hair.
( W* p, X7 P/ [" {I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
1 y4 t, J2 j" J3 @I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
/ T. \8 u! H4 E4 C* x) B$ ZIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
( M& g' \, L5 ]1 Q  ^5 I) kIf you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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1 H  X% |# j& d* FSo judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.