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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
( w( Q5 c# a/ F3 \" MAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
4 W1 q! ]% X* p' f! y'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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; e. H+ ]% t, t$ LWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.6 x6 e" z2 m: K& B8 B& Y
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.) o0 F0 G1 U* @
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.7 x3 Q& R6 z( U: I" [2 M
1 Q& C' R0 b( M3 I8 cThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'% d9 A0 V& W; o! w
9 X4 b3 ^0 K. M, M7 c- g4 OSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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