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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. W( P2 V2 _ }5 B! R" G
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'8 c- q: B. t7 |' |6 m
" G+ N+ l2 r2 R" V5 ~- t BThe Cowboy says: : ?' T' t; @: r2 v2 K
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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% G! K: D$ p% x( tWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
6 p9 z* V* N2 c. R; H; ?Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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