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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: " R. A7 z2 R* |' b: i+ w# Y! r9 G" E
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.% D5 m5 |4 l+ q# ?3 B# g
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.5 W; W' y0 u7 c0 }6 y% o
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 h- _1 q, ?8 K
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