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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 U6 a' D8 L, c0 m4 i
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'+ W: w) I3 `9 w' S) Y" ~: m4 a
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The Cowboy says:
1 O+ Z; j B3 Y'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.0 @- O9 K6 J! z2 J" p
5 r$ h# P& K& z7 \( Z) l6 H% [We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 A1 K" e9 I+ e, A' E
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.$ i7 p* u6 l/ p5 N6 x1 b
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.9 d2 ~' i% e/ D2 R
# I p/ w0 [# | @Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.' u/ l; y9 {; M5 z1 S |( l
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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