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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
' D0 {5 B( B' H4 A- `# s5 l( HAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'3 o( l" N: \9 }' R$ v! Q
/ W) H- R8 V l- k; AThe Cowboy says: 8 K" }" U0 {' U. n) V8 |
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.0 H; z0 A7 }. H4 p8 B, u, [2 K+ D
, g+ W* Q3 z. m! jWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
* \! x. P) @( Z& KThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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3 ]# G0 j: N- JThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'/ ], ~1 G. ~! h& o- q: S
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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