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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.; N$ i! K0 v) \7 U
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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2 K, |, ]2 L; U6 \( [) y6 D* [9 k4 qThe Cowboy says:
6 c' `4 e4 n [5 P'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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2 Y5 G, l- e- J; E+ t+ D0 _We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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( V* I4 _1 j( N7 ~Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. x6 g- ?: `2 G; q
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.9 V7 Z+ P& \3 M
* g. J' M/ z8 W! Z3 JThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'- N0 T( ] S' {" p! C+ F9 r% O, {' O
+ h5 e3 M1 j7 LSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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