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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
* z B1 Y5 S, ^As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'( }4 n7 e. s4 x+ d2 n6 Z" d5 k: K$ u+ I2 e
5 R: Y5 h: O( CThe Cowboy says:
: V4 x( w% U3 [* v'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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; W1 C7 d0 q( R+ [% O- \. Q$ }" oWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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% N4 H( _' E ZThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
% Z4 D$ e- z4 ?4 u( ] K) c) x! UThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# [* g* j2 i! l2 k6 P" @2 |- l1 c
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'* ]; t2 c4 U# @. j3 L3 q" |0 h
/ c& d8 v! E" n9 K9 h8 jSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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