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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.' @7 ^3 G& Q; C% z
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
' l) F+ f& @1 j d4 i h8 ?'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.# Q4 N; M1 m7 E8 C6 O. n
. z+ @- _' a2 J5 F0 {7 wWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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$ A6 @' Q4 D8 E& fThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.+ F. H: M! k$ V1 v1 Y, X
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'0 a. q0 H1 m: A; q5 O
1 f$ V8 k4 |" S) m* |# ySon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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