An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 G# u+ E. h$ t) z, a- x
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 0 i! A* o5 ?1 x& |3 K( o 0 ]" y) H' }; ~0 Q4 F'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '$ a7 u6 S" @: p+ ]# s& b) ?" ~& [
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '8 ~/ A2 _; _0 q4 s1 M! c8 e
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 0 {4 A5 ? V% T: x( @- N5 g' H" ^9 M' U) ]: y& ]
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'