An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ; m" E6 X- E" @$ E5 K. }6 f7 Y4 S " f L% Y! C2 @* j'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'2 }/ j1 k5 z' \ }/ |- p! ^ d' f
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 7 t2 P. \% t; s6 z4 t" g. \2 t% r! {& L* }+ _) m
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '" t% ]( R3 i1 u4 Z; T
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 2 k2 C* ?/ r6 C& r- W/ b1 S; p; v( t2 E7 K( W
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'