An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 1 i4 C8 t3 D; q9 O1 {+ q& j* l0 R# ~
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ! V0 e- q3 U# n# _( O, N4 @: k) A$ ]
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' / k+ A' m( @( Z s# f% o0 f8 H+ [0 Z' R# G
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. x- U1 O+ \. G
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'