BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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/ e2 R- @8 I$ {7 M'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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3 G4 R, c$ e8 F" [) k$ H7 D'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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  F( t' o9 O6 y0 U6 F& BI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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