BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

6 `. F( Y( A7 N" c'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
8 K* g9 s  w7 j  M9 O8 j'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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2 O0 a% G! a; g7 k) `$ _8 Q$ i" lI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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