An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & c# y! m2 I. n7 _
( `2 {* f& X8 w1 Z& i+ D'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ' J# a+ J% L# A# J 0 W. O. u8 }1 Z% I- }) ['I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. g* M! D/ v8 m( b1 G) _, i. E f
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' " `" @; x3 _8 ?" O& \$ s 9 U3 ^+ x0 Z, D+ h/ C/ b7 g'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / e: @' l$ ?8 T+ [3 q. ?7 K, {% ^$ k( a, Z
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'