An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 Z- z$ G) }9 P0 }) D
I H3 m0 B# X8 P% r# f'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' J5 \( `' Z4 P4 u& d! S N 3 K% c& a* Z& G+ R
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '/ }" \; x3 v1 h
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '. c# B- ]9 U1 S
6 c$ _4 d- i( c. k( Y! O'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + J# X. u2 H! N) ?' q8 k c' N0 M3 b
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'