An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 e( k$ I; @" [
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?') [5 Z- S& m) P3 Q8 V
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ') b( @/ y* d |& c, J
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 3 b: L' f. A9 Q/ R. W; K" i' H ( u, c. C$ [. g& V9 u
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * q/ O5 X0 _7 j
& ?/ K0 T2 k$ @1 rI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'