An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra - x( V9 z/ z c% Z
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 8 i8 E' Y7 Z' c" t6 J 2 R# l" h: B$ k
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '6 D. x1 D0 S# ^$ D" `9 }* m8 E; Y
/ l3 [; k, N9 l$ ?# e6 Ubut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '5 o* n+ l, d$ a* X2 K
( U1 g) ]# \% f4 ?* W'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ( w* q% x# |5 z4 ~ E * H# \2 S: f+ qI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'