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The pregnant lady

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.7 P) M1 o7 Y0 w$ D* L' U1 R
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.& v$ F2 p# e$ V3 j# Q; K
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:% m& d( G7 y. ^* I$ }/ f3 `- T4 k

0 D( q- w* f. l: `8 {9 u0 h9 C' f: \" m% [When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 X$ ]! c! T! `# H) K9 t2 P' p! D! C5 ?
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.
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5 D6 F) A0 k+ d; a9 j* K9 z8 f& SBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."' U2 s  j1 B2 ~: P* G+ }9 i' _, U; s
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“Case Dismissed”
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:55 | 显示全部楼层
Funny
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发表于 2008-5-22 11:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-22 12:34 | 显示全部楼层
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