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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.3 i% \7 z4 L; I+ E0 ^" O& w4 n
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.( c$ [& S4 T ]
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.+ y9 T3 {- ~' o: `4 W
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.- @1 V: j. u9 B h& x8 z
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.& t' F H( O! Y/ X0 k1 x2 f* k
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."+ f$ ?% R7 N: i" r; E/ c/ a
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