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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
2 Y q6 T8 N! K! G" \ xshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could2 D! E9 v3 \ X# e0 D: r( {! _9 A
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss., R/ U( f8 H, ?" _+ b
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,1 n- w# ~- h/ C" c) \
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,( I x8 \& n! }5 r; q) a& p
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the: V& ?: V1 d/ e' j
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.": [0 Z" z0 n! s) T4 u
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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- X5 H- R+ Z& u- l; S' K) ZNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and( k8 t! E) Z* c; q, p# }
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.
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7 r' P* w' D+ k4 y! RNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife" n! N5 Q. I( W* r1 `6 r( s
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"% M. Z5 H- j& f. S! _
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Again he gets no response.9 {" h: ^. z; m5 R5 }3 X
. I6 _/ U$ w; n8 n3 qSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's : ~. t, T) l* m0 T! J6 t6 ]! l
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this)4 K8 X" K7 z; q( j
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- @# I* C. q, J* r( T' I"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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