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% q0 e" G) W ^( LA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 3 `( G4 d% H" [& f+ z! o
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." - p6 L4 V1 \0 L) A7 M0 N
, R. d% f2 \* |# PThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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3 p1 t: v6 H8 Z2 U1 t# u+ GThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." $ y: a+ i ] N+ l& D5 q4 F) H7 `
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." * P6 i: {$ N6 R8 h
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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