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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Sex life after marriage
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3 n6 D: {# g. }' l6 rA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. $ b/ z" y( X" v7 R& L3 \

# U* K- U5 f0 U2 KThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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% q! f5 y7 h! t6 d3 X) i9 s* LAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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# }3 U0 g3 k+ V, {The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
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发表于 2008-5-21 17:08 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-21 22:24 | 显示全部楼层
That's a good one, sweetie
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发表于 2008-5-22 07:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-5-28 12:29 | 显示全部楼层
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还挺保守
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发表于 2008-5-28 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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