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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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* ^& @, a9 ^+ ^' I2 s. b+ k9 AThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. % D9 J2 {8 g& N: }
: R k6 ]/ p2 M7 {5 i. C1 K! K! GThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." ! }. i/ b# U0 G1 f3 f
, B& V' `% U1 c5 ]" s0 r vSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 3 `+ T3 y' x0 E8 ~0 k& n
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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! l: K, x/ X8 {2 o+ ^The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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