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! _+ C. d: C) _' E5 `A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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7 a- p8 L \) {The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 6 `& D3 W9 b0 ~% y* A k
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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0 ?1 s+ b, o* N# PSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 7 y7 U \% k7 g: l$ W) V" C' ~9 V5 k
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." , y' `3 [) Y8 t3 x: [, m3 r
2 @; o w: b( QThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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