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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- ! [3 e- i- F" n! f
4 V+ {3 D9 q8 f7 ]7 VACURA:
5 a ]' u: [9 d" r4 \Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
. a( r# i7 S, H4 v3 }6 z( e# J( ^, CAsia's Curse Upon Rural America ' k7 K: [8 y3 h9 e0 t$ O3 ~/ G
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AMC: $ D5 w8 S0 v4 G. @- [8 d% G
All Makes Combined
% j/ W$ Y" X2 l6 T+ r8 pA Major Cost
5 O" ]7 R1 |, D# O8 U3 z eA Mutated Car / [% U6 Y! w& F8 H
A Morons Car
( r7 ~4 `8 [6 b" a# A% g4 RAnother Major Catastrophe
; Z9 \# J6 u; D7 lA Man's Car
. q( ^+ L9 b3 ^! R' ~. W( GA Miss Conception - N7 _6 B) |8 A
All Muscle Car
# a) j$ x, g! C7 OAll Most Car
, d/ J5 ~. k: OAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
+ y3 R# B3 t/ {, QAutomotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 9 ?) W1 m. k$ x, w) M+ C4 ~* A- X
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
. N/ Q( m1 N" x' C. ZAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 4 _3 N/ O. G: o+ }- z d
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ( `. `' ^* {" x; G4 z
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence + ?! c( X" k% e; n: k8 E
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & Z' ? G9 H* I6 A' m' B
All Unnecessary Devices Installed + l- O2 G! X$ V3 x1 ^2 ?; h1 q
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* m( [7 f7 g8 cBMW:
7 g# ^7 X) O2 b+ l8 c; SBig Money Works
& V' C; n. h" }- T" O* WBought My Wife
! l! Z( O7 _% q# dBrutal Money Waster
/ Z1 }! o/ j* W1 l# n+ ]7 Z% V0 [' `Break My Window
& K2 t& o6 {4 C4 @Break My Windshield 6 z0 o) g/ E2 y. Y& J
Babbling Mechanical Wench 3 l! A7 F& O9 @* j0 o
Beastly Monstrous Wonder & m. q7 R- J4 H& i5 x# v
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels + m) k, `" h- V! G- I0 N( W
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
# c) [# r2 |/ T! sBarely Moving Wreck
3 \0 S5 W/ b, Y+ @. gBig Money Waste
% Z( h, V3 ]4 {0 kBig Money. Why? 2 a* {& i5 t; W o" M; j5 c
Big Money Works
$ h. r/ m# Z! ^2 gBorn Moderately Wealthy ' o2 l* e0 l3 [ l
Breaks Most Wrenches : L- ]5 c$ s, p2 T
Bring Many Wrenches
& F1 P- `1 f0 q6 H- Y9 t6 M mBrings Me Women $ b2 `% h* ]( \* o
Brings More Women $ `( L$ J. E* z" k
Broken Money Waster 9 G8 ^3 `( j$ |4 l/ O- w/ A+ B
Broke My Wallet : J; `9 {7 x% T3 @, N
Broken Monstrous Wonder $ j- h a, b+ U; q) b
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch 8 y+ G" Z8 L. q4 U
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
6 R5 u+ d& n$ }6 ]Bavarian Manure Wagon & [7 U" G0 m' I
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' r) v( n, u0 w" S1 J0 j% v( wBUICK: / x0 l& J: }2 c; E. M
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
) m4 T- J; c' gBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King : c0 Y: N+ h, o) N; r% q
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Camaro: - U: d' r7 }$ ]6 R' D. e
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 N {( y/ y/ j: A6 Q' d/ ]4 tCan't America Make A Real One? & F; g* g6 d9 _
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
3 E% [. O: K+ k/ {$ z: @7 v" OCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often ' W. |, D8 d# F
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6 z# _! q5 a( O2 a4 i4 D. ECHEVROLET:
8 m- P, C4 j4 \$ ` L SCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 6 i" v2 ~, x3 @2 t
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time $ @. |) o! H$ K6 h: g- x* `
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time : H4 _6 W, X* h/ \( a
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
+ Q2 Y& y; r# t3 j. Z; c A% ACondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * v# k2 P9 i/ p" v& v
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, y( `% W- a# ]& l. O! Q0 d ^; fDODGE: - C+ T, I9 o) W2 ^" W+ A; M' u4 E1 A
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ( v9 M8 O5 o* D
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& B8 x4 N H# Q l2 FDead Old Dog Going East 3 I* y# c6 B( l$ A5 i
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires - @" Y- m$ U6 F, U+ [. L
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
: M: W* N% h# s; _) wDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 6 [. N2 ~' b0 Y/ ^7 @+ S
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 0 O/ y; x+ h6 `6 v. Q
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
2 ]! ]1 c% \, B3 C% W# C. VDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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: U# V$ z0 I+ }( d6 @EDSEL:
1 h* H, ]# q( ^& aEvery Day Something Else Leaks g4 O% L" N$ y& ^- i: H$ r
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs ( h7 J; K# r8 O0 h! |
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology ( T& r/ q7 ~0 ]$ {& f& {1 F
Fix It Again, Tony
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A/ p# a1 m; ^7 }- h" X: YFound In A Toilet * |% W& Y6 x9 V0 o# x' l
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation ~6 _% }- z% ?% ?5 w6 ]3 U
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FORD:
o7 T: q, s6 X6 L! B- B( Y, cFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
9 R* Y) `8 D4 C- x ~Fix Or Repair Daily - y: g4 V# v8 A& M- X; C& j) k' {
Found On Road Dead # a, v& _5 R' C2 j i, q
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
+ _ p- a/ R7 d/ u5 l" uFirst On Race Day
, Y" a3 b& e' p( [3 JFirst On Recall Day 3 x+ m- j# ~1 c4 Z) A
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 9 _$ r+ g6 c- j
Fails On Rainy Days ! W9 M- J( h6 U: \
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 6 y1 ^* v3 e/ q
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
, A9 a7 l( l. Y. z! T8 FFault Of R&D
9 X: j% i9 @* f' mFinally Obsolete Racing Device
9 y1 }9 w, T- a# g1 V( w1 t9 q7 OFireball On Rear Denting ) k$ ]$ ]+ l& f& u! x
First On Road to Dump % E; h+ ^$ t. L
First On Rust and Deterioration ?3 {& i+ H7 z/ \ q; s4 \
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 ~6 J3 _! x0 l AFlipping Over Results in Death - X0 [1 Q* J5 E4 }) ~5 {0 p6 i
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster % u M5 T( f7 J0 _5 d
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ) U+ {' }. A+ J& T* e& p
Foot On Road Decelerates
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) A4 x8 Q; h! m' ^ G% ~! wFormed Of Rejected DNA & U; [0 y! i6 q) H
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ) v: t8 S9 N( t! ]- X* C, }1 h& [
Forward Only; Reverse Defective % }+ G) i+ k i$ L3 \: U& }, G2 [
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
6 Q5 D# c. }4 x0 V: l- X1 ^Fork Over Repair Dough
, ?- ^6 |4 o0 [+ k2 y; kFouled Out Re-done Dodge 3 x0 k- X2 F& i$ q' c% \
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
2 r$ a9 E+ e7 @+ R% Z8 a; H: b: QFree Or Reduced Drastically 6 V/ q3 T. T+ e* e8 q) k% \( R
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
7 I, n% W4 k; dFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
: J7 C u4 {# H* g, Z- M3 JFunny Old Rattling Dump
, i l9 Y2 s; M8 d" q: ~3 j2 Y4 i- CForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 5 e; d* C* f3 U0 {; L
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA # a3 N* A. z j
Found Out-Right Dangerous
# Y* u5 e" K$ q% V+ \( YFuture Of Racings Delight
) ^1 n* o( D/ a1 q(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
8 E! p3 `$ d- P+ y$ e: D* _(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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+ P# Y: ]3 [. x* K0 |Lacks Total Dependability
- `+ c+ d: Y0 x0 Q$ h* X3 D% ~Lots To Do
1 w" ~5 L/ Z5 I+ ^Looses Transmissions Daily $ J/ b9 y* e( f+ _ j" |# z' F9 r
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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5 u0 u1 {; E: k' Y; B7 _* FGeneral Maintenance
( _/ I- m5 k# @; K! w: n5 J+ k& lGreat Mistake
7 ?8 t% X( j* |: i, ?Garbage Motors - h& a# T" z$ m- N/ f# a" }
Generally Miserable
- k/ n! e1 E% D- z9 Y" S) dGrossly Misconceived + G# T- V9 c2 ?! m5 `
Gluteus Maximus - i; {8 N/ Y2 v
Good Money ( d6 k# l/ P9 Z
Goofy's Manufacturing + x, h8 v. U' H- i# A ?# i1 E
Gone Mental / ^/ p9 a+ f# N
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GMC: G7 r; c% ~2 t$ ?' a& J8 S$ ?: b
Grief & Misery Combined
* }' n' u2 y/ [. M! ^7 AGarage Man's Companion
! f8 z$ l/ l* U, pGotta Mechanic Coming? ) x, J0 o% {6 {3 x# |
Generally Mediocre Cars
1 k! M5 k* \6 S5 c$ D3 EGet More Chicks ( N$ F9 u& K6 t9 z& p! _# |/ p
Gets Mechanics Crazy ! l) n, n0 f) x M+ n: n) P
Gods Mechanical Curse 6 W' V6 b" h' u4 r% J( c
Got More Crap }7 U- Q; H1 m6 E: r
Great Mountain Climber 5 O1 {! @" F8 [9 F: x; G) {
Great Motor Car + x5 B& x- k# M0 C
God Made Chevy
- H. f* i' m( eGood Moron Car 2 S7 w0 t' ?: \, L8 O; u
Got Mine Cheap
( f" c9 v2 I, l: BGet My Checkbook
5 p& {% G+ G- P! ]' m* _Gone Mad Corp. 7 C% z% [) ~0 T
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" Z2 T+ A+ I# l$ r" b. MGas, Tires, Oil
4 A2 _+ k0 e1 z6 aGet Tools Out ) E# V/ v* \% S6 s) Y) R9 d; s
Get To Onramp
: t. F8 a5 C0 j {& mGood To Own " |: e9 S% Y9 D8 k$ } t7 c
Get The Others
a; D- r+ {2 {9 b! A6 DGenerally Trashed Out - V3 t3 l1 {9 Z$ O% e
Good Time Out / t. S% d: m! q8 f8 r- w$ k- |& c
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: . A8 n& w* U0 M- W# p# H
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
$ _ o; a2 L! s2 L" mHad One Never Did Again
" _# u+ |1 `7 M3 W; K6 KHang On, Not Done Accelerating
/ [9 i1 J9 s( b& RHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
i- C8 N4 S# p$ GHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; X* S, R# M* Y/ j; M" O
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration : D: H/ @! x. E8 u% v$ ?3 v+ z4 n
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
! _4 P+ U8 y( v/ F$ e0 bPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) J6 \, ]/ A. E) ]8 `8 i
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+ L9 y# d5 L8 tHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
# l) K9 C$ m: ]1 l3 E$ U0 z$ a) iJust Eats Every Part
3 C3 C2 i% f l# h4 s# T7 L* }3 i& OJust Empty Every Pocket % c- o- C) X0 }, K* |/ M- o
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
: H+ y# `$ x. e/ VJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes / f( k' R: _1 [2 I% F B! {- x
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ) j. v2 x1 G& L) q# S& o D! c9 r
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4 L/ c `: ], ~, t! g! L7 p, V; E+ nKick It Around . |: {& M1 d8 D" l% Z/ w# [
Kick It Again
2 `- ^+ e7 Q4 D/ F, R: Z$ CKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious - J) y+ z% K2 F) H g* _
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler " v9 v8 I( X, e. j/ W8 K1 u3 y0 V4 ^
Mostly Garaged
" \: F1 L2 i. i+ OMajor Goof
: O# a* b% m( ^0 P pMGB: Might Go Backwards 5 V& P2 S) m* z6 J4 d1 \5 S+ [
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
( O1 e% S, w# dMGB: Motor Going Bad $ p* q' A$ l; k# r8 Q
MGF: Might Go Forward
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5 K; v) X: |) f) s. eMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
3 F6 R. N3 s% ?6 y) ?# JMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' m5 ?/ y1 @, x& g, W- LMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously * t! m6 |0 `7 t* P7 v3 X
Most Often Passed At Races ' T% s/ j/ W" `( K
Mostly Old Parts And Rust & v1 { j' u& M0 }
Move Over People Are Racing
$ v5 A4 {3 O) F/ }+ u% F, R4 YMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
# R4 {* {' d3 l5 \( rMy Old Pig Ain't Running - ^7 M7 ?5 o! p* p
My Only Problems Are Repairs & S, L/ n4 \$ Y4 \* K" \
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ' I/ G+ P# \; I4 T7 Z% Z; V
More Often Parts Are Replaced 3 }* r( m2 Z) K9 Z
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/ B2 B1 `7 @8 OMUSTANG: $ v, Z# {* {. T2 \2 l/ [& _ K; Y" h
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 4 w3 Z! C1 y& g& M& N
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go % L9 J- i3 ~$ F; |; x
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
8 i$ O6 [/ b. o7 R" EMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: ( t7 d- O4 m# n8 s, r8 z5 ]
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% w/ J8 M2 L$ c- J1 }Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ! C1 {3 N. T2 e; Z5 {" ?' @
Put In Nickel To Operate
! \. x% i; P1 _9 D( lPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
4 i, H/ l& }8 W, ePut In New Transmission Often 9 l4 R# A, S! n8 V( Y: G
Pushed In Neutral Too Often ; ? R) X* g3 |8 q f
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PONTIAC: ; ^! l( S# E2 b: F& u) O
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
! J( k; Y9 ~1 |$ o7 B7 NPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 6 M J2 q$ M7 h* A$ K F: U
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9 n: E) B( L, |' S+ HProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything + F5 U3 C1 O1 M
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
, r# ~* q7 {% hSend Another Automobile Back
* U; s: z0 @) p/ B% D; V1 x7 Q& LSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 M/ a9 M; o+ S; {9 _( ?Sad Attempt At Beauty ! q5 N6 s3 S, C- l8 v, B8 h% E
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 1 ^; c. G2 `7 f m; ]
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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4 |7 y' o ]& L) j' ^SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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2 \% m$ ?6 g, e$ YTOYOTA: 6 ]4 r) e' v; w5 M1 g# }9 a
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
3 ~5 l" F" f& N) t" mTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 7 g6 _- _$ A, A/ U; }8 G
The One You Ought To Avoid , d& B- F# ~9 h
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TRIUMPH:
5 G; o; V+ |6 ~% h+ J8 F3 [This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! : `2 P: [7 ^- ^8 V' Z- A
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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. P% {7 r- U( wTR: Tools Required $ `* E8 `1 }7 x) q' q" `, |. j
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ( f0 p* e8 [7 e5 O! j! o
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Vintage Wreck % G, p$ q4 M% W8 n" L
Virtually Worthless |
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