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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
, U. S7 C4 \* R8 y( q+ DAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 1 V0 b: ~. m6 p$ D5 q! {3 b
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined 4 Q% b" z8 a. X+ l9 T- D4 S6 [: t
A Major Cost 8 _* i! w) Q/ H# Y7 Q0 D
A Mutated Car 8 K* [1 k8 n: Z* ~4 a
A Morons Car # U0 F: v( l6 G' q. L
Another Major Catastrophe 2 l" p: N+ w, K0 Q4 ?: k9 T5 t
A Man's Car
. `( E J8 d% J2 t* ZA Miss Conception
9 G: l5 T3 P5 Q9 {) A2 R& p) z; }All Muscle Car
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/ q7 B8 T7 ^' a1 r0 NAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ! }0 Q" }) A' m i; s
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
1 k; j; S& s fAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented : a, b6 t$ u, o8 u# i9 s
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 3 N6 z* E) e4 i7 Q
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
; O/ H4 x& ^' d+ JAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 5 k N$ `( T7 | U3 m& u
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
. s/ |, m! L- E [2 hAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
, _# s M5 H0 o8 B7 sAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
) m% H. u) ^4 E' I+ C# w3 OBig Money Works 7 s: e' f" y# V9 F* L
Bought My Wife + f( K$ i" y) k0 S% D) i
Brutal Money Waster
* V9 \, j& K8 l; y# A+ G* xBreak My Window . B7 g& b2 P$ T" K
Break My Windshield
$ Q6 e4 V b4 x+ H2 A1 N: Y& u- [! BBabbling Mechanical Wench
5 W; m4 v% J$ HBeastly Monstrous Wonder
: S- s5 s ~5 KBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels " d6 x+ P" v3 _, R. {2 |5 C
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
8 i0 y: Q2 I5 z g+ PBarely Moving Wreck 0 Z0 ?9 l" Y6 k, T3 A% K& q+ K; U
Big Money Waste ) R; {5 H& M0 h: f
Big Money. Why?
b) U2 [; H9 |7 FBig Money Works , m0 G" v( n% k
Born Moderately Wealthy 0 p$ H! ]+ O' `& M9 L6 V
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 J a# ^7 R C* q' R, l' F5 m# M
Bring Many Wrenches
5 c: G2 k! V1 e0 L) F: i8 bBrings Me Women + {* r6 `% q9 B$ `' @
Brings More Women + n/ H3 F5 z% C g( F+ z$ }% r2 d
Broken Money Waster
4 S+ i7 i0 _/ A2 {" `3 z& X& |6 ?Broke My Wallet ! a: W2 P/ ] S' _4 z! O4 u! D! s# {
Broken Monstrous Wonder ; I1 y$ y; f8 s" U
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ! l" |* i: L7 B0 N/ I
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck * G+ s; u' @3 N. y7 x# H
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
& t8 b5 _+ o [$ C) Q! @+ U$ dBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
: M; u) ]8 _1 N6 uBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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; E5 o/ w4 n8 G. G$ s' rCamaro:
+ A4 j7 x& N% X yCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? , O. T2 E9 u6 I* |5 P: A
Can't America Make A Real One? 6 u' y9 M9 b# G% }; Y- V
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often / _6 `4 f4 N$ L8 q; {
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often & x. \2 c! Z) ]
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% W% V3 q& W8 gCHEVROLET:
2 X9 h/ j- K3 F$ Y* LCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
0 @' w3 b( j l8 B& y) E5 S1 {: g- W0 gCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ; ~% g( ~+ [2 q
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
( l$ t# b' [9 S6 O$ r( eConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 d4 m. K9 x# Q/ t9 v7 ]% i" PCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology $ w) t! K0 e+ `8 x$ L
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( h, `0 l/ l+ _5 WDODGE:
, B3 C! l8 F8 a e5 e$ P, EDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
- E% h9 b( C# c0 |6 bDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
3 V/ C0 w& L& z0 ?; ]Dead Old Dog Going East 5 _& F& O' \9 K5 F. k' s
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ) p9 Q- ?9 `" b9 P
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 4 _) p& @( i7 s2 _4 R9 Y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
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Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' ~2 U8 l6 q' G) M* f! U
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 w) \3 r# `- f; n3 h
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Every Day Something Else Leaks " J4 B8 o% u% c* P* |4 p
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs # p( O: D0 [" A7 k7 P# s. o3 g* _
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FIAT:
( F8 A1 K4 j3 M" x% G! |Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
6 _7 Y/ b3 n6 C- a6 R' vFix It Again, Tony 2 R: E. O% L9 l
Fix It All the Time
( U0 D! k6 \) ^7 l6 `% o+ mFound In A Toilet / p0 ]4 L6 R1 i$ |
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 c' b) \3 A- S6 b) R9 E
, P8 P9 r0 Y, a, I# I tFORD: 0 F, @) o# M0 J+ ^! @ w4 g! g1 n
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
6 W) j; d# n5 }# xFix Or Repair Daily
% e3 ~# D& N; x I3 ]0 L, xFound On Road Dead
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First On Race Day
# @0 @1 j2 D- O5 ?. DFirst On Recall Day
. F/ {$ k( P! @& }Fabricated Of Refried Dung
2 j4 K6 Y$ a9 X6 ?Fails On Rainy Days & C* R" A2 T0 a; Y6 \5 z7 [
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 m7 J& `- W- A! U, f1 L
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 2 P6 k) l3 Z- P4 ]% U, @
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting
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" D. U7 l. Y( ^2 }First On Rust and Deterioration
& m" F: f, w" A' J3 t0 x- ^Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
8 y. R, ~$ m5 H* o1 S* OFlipping Over Results in Death ( j7 ^8 K; g5 R1 d; _
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
3 C4 y8 a3 o- S" z5 vFollow Our Rusty Dogsled , | n: F2 S# X4 P0 L
Foot On Road Decelerates 7 V' }' g4 E% J% u2 z4 |2 X6 }
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
3 p8 u. r' G! w KFormed Of Rejected DNA ' `2 C% r5 J# B/ V Z% i* ^
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ^2 o( O% o' Q( g3 A2 A
Forward Only; Reverse Defective n, q) \- ?/ ^0 s
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
4 t, v- Q! Z Y7 Q' AFork Over Repair Dough - M2 o& z& ]6 u, A6 Z- e7 _' ^
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
. p$ I& A1 c( Q: u6 _Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ; X+ p* `$ h; A- L5 }
Free Or Reduced Drastically " O: ]8 O; s& R2 N
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed * |% Y' r! B" r; I: A- {
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
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" f& W5 o _% q4 f+ z3 GForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) - z" R0 Q0 R! @
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* H! x; [/ f0 ~. G' `' Y$ JFound Out-Right Dangerous
' ^" |- m- R; y) pFuture Of Racings Delight 1 o) s5 r% R! F, Z
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot " A" H; T7 l# o
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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N, E$ X" z* d+ @6 }Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily + t. X% {2 i1 T# ~6 v
5 {) R* @5 q) w" _6 eGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ; \2 l5 B* n( r- C# ]
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GM: 7 A* I+ i: S# P: Z6 g7 E) `/ n
General Maintenance S0 a: f) I& L, w3 i5 T
Great Mistake 1 e. L: A1 H9 x
Garbage Motors
1 m4 e; `& I/ M6 u; v6 E4 QGenerally Miserable
) P* L# b F- U6 Y' N2 P S& IGrossly Misconceived & z8 P/ I0 Y' ^: ~! F5 c; d7 K
Gluteus Maximus
; W9 }$ h) [+ j( e. Z# y: VGood Money
, v- e2 V/ H7 W: j( r* @Goofy's Manufacturing & @% G% ]4 B. N/ d
Gone Mental
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GMC: " \6 @/ H/ V5 y
Grief & Misery Combined 0 m7 @* X# x! Z+ Q
Garage Man's Companion 3 o! ^. _' ?/ R/ T; I
Gotta Mechanic Coming? / }- a% c; H8 a* j
Generally Mediocre Cars 9 t. z8 z0 e1 D" [
Get More Chicks 9 k( N! K) z6 Y: a; o2 L
Gets Mechanics Crazy . K! J# x$ ]( U* @2 D5 \; R
Gods Mechanical Curse
1 d; e& T4 J- G4 m# f: LGot More Crap ! a4 x7 I/ l# E( C7 x5 G
Great Mountain Climber
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5 v# L- i, V" o9 w, F6 LGod Made Chevy ( s1 Z. ^) K# w3 f$ x9 u9 M
Good Moron Car 3 N/ G! e' t' G4 t0 N+ F
Got Mine Cheap
' s5 C2 a2 T# N4 BGet My Checkbook
/ {+ w( Q0 M' B. b- yGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
5 D- Z8 j% j! _/ M: dGas, Tires, Oil : l. _/ i9 V6 ~, A$ C
Get Tools Out
8 M% P( K3 x! P, ?- n3 PGet To Onramp
( c9 H+ a( s) o+ [+ WGood To Own ! z0 X2 @# \+ q# z- x
Get The Others 0 c+ D1 }1 m) b0 s+ k" |7 \
Generally Trashed Out : P- J! T2 t3 _# W
Good Time Out
) a* {1 \& S/ HGone To Overdrive 2 ]( y/ D& V0 K9 g* Y
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7 r3 U8 X! [& z+ M. B/ J4 x* d0 `* uHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything " W2 A! L1 t% b" Z2 F5 s# i
Had One Never Did Again
/ N" I1 }, S* iHang On, Not Done Accelerating
1 b8 N7 l& I5 v/ h! A0 A# EHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ! C6 Q+ Z# e( S+ ~
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' |7 l$ v" w; EHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 0 F7 y" c* s* C* B
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
" X% ?8 N. { E# M3 J1 OPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ; g( D9 C k3 n! `& p+ x
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& {! f. |2 V0 b! w4 @HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
6 _* |1 E; j$ b0 }6 W# _Just Eats Every Part " K% K3 _1 X* d; c+ t
Just Empty Every Pocket . R) ?7 l; e. `( J) \! Q; Y" d
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ' n4 D/ b5 x% _3 v3 u
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 3 T, `. f R3 ^- s& p9 K
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around % N* J U p( G6 A+ E `
Kick It Again ! D6 u. q9 o( L* g5 x
Killed In Action , l) h" R& r6 z4 q
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious * F! i# t3 C& y' ~. N( o
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 5 h' ] N0 M2 R5 z2 p; H* G( h
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MG:
% o+ [8 j' u$ V1 P+ a' M. oMoney Guzzler
" z9 p2 X: \/ Q8 i2 bMostly Garaged
- g! p5 f1 o4 mMajor Goof
9 g2 w& Q/ {( CMGB: Might Go Backwards 1 W4 z _: x0 Y3 @
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
! s. G3 Y# Y4 D5 }4 c/ `) |MGB: Motor Going Bad
1 P1 i7 Z* K6 M9 ?2 mMGF: Might Go Forward : ~7 l; L: l5 M- A" q0 x! q& }
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2 U' P' n6 |& w; N) CMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate ) e( F1 y: a6 Y& b1 H7 u0 E
* F# p. e1 M5 M' _/ UMOPAR
# V+ z, U( K5 t. v% {3 R3 QMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly % ~8 S) O) O, l; ~( D7 k( x% k
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 5 v. d* {9 C- s9 O( A- t0 x
Most Often Passed At Races 3 G, x& G! t0 D
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
; u' D1 T( d; n; p jMove Over People Are Racing
8 E1 \" y" u. E" LMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 8 L. B- i5 \7 y
My Old Pig Ain't Running
7 ~% u5 q0 M: P- zMy Only Problems Are Repairs , i) J3 m2 ?, C) |
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
9 F5 I# Z( S4 J- b. NMore Often Parts Are Replaced ; u; Q4 t/ O& N* l5 l# w
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MUSTANG:
/ @2 A$ F* s4 \1 h `7 C5 G9 | Y. hMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good I9 m: P6 i( L2 _0 a/ o- l
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
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: Z5 Q/ p$ n5 E# |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 0 b) x# Y/ M P$ U1 O/ @ m7 @3 Y* d* v
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OLDSMOBILE:
, w2 F6 [" [4 t9 s2 w4 N8 c% OOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
0 w3 h, L% K" T; T% OOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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. k# A$ f& Y/ e( t1 Q( Y! xPINTO: 3 V9 g: U1 C' M- L4 n5 H+ P
Put In Nickel To Operate
6 d6 E. a1 ^& Y+ f6 o5 Y2 F& {; PPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook + h0 U8 C9 B2 M) t
Put In New Transmission Often ; A4 w' M C- g. G7 B X
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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1 N' z r! {4 `3 ^$ b5 p, XPONTIAC:
7 w8 K" {! G( Z- q; M e2 LPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! [$ ?4 l/ ?$ B- n* y* g- C
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac # C* l* i9 Q3 B) F3 }
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PORSCHE: ; b. F% L1 ?6 O1 C7 S
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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SAAB:
3 R2 l# y4 C! C! |& qSend Another Automobile Back
/ w: f. ^4 e4 TSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* l& @, e8 F5 s- QSad Attempt At Beauty 3 k6 ~7 D3 E) h) U8 |
Sorry Auto, Always Broken / X. |# x" N( S
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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6 s; P' p9 ~% _5 o5 `6 q* n) ]SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 3 {! B+ A, W& ]2 P* Q
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TOYOTA: 6 ]- b2 V6 a9 v7 j" V. T- S
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ! o, i- d8 S. R( O3 w
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
- S7 k% y: S) C! J* @* X+ VThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
' ?( N; ]* z) i- _' B ]" HTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! {7 w6 H% E5 d# e6 s. H
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TR: Tools Required ! |8 @. H9 A) V) G+ b
& o, r F8 e: _7 GVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
( I; \$ }+ |* j. X" }& T" p. xVintage Wreck
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