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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 9 _/ H/ \0 _- D. D0 z
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ; M% s8 Y, T/ K0 }7 j. D
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America " m! j5 l" u% W
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AMC:
/ T3 R" A/ { A9 k( n$ a# D+ dAll Makes Combined * N* ?: a7 l* x& K- _0 Q9 ]
A Major Cost ; e- g l4 {2 Q) O f5 K! X6 O x
A Mutated Car
) F3 O: V0 E: q& a$ D: EA Morons Car 9 Q! D' N _' ~ j4 k
Another Major Catastrophe ! T( t& M, i$ Y
A Man's Car
P' w! v T7 `+ o. R0 XA Miss Conception
7 V+ x6 a# u0 |& SAll Muscle Car ) M9 A% W1 ]* N; ~7 v/ F$ V5 O0 Q9 I
All Most Car
1 m; ~* |( K0 G4 o% H7 IAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 0 h' z* @ Q8 N ^5 N, N# Y) P' E
Automotive Mental Cruelty 3 |3 \- n) H9 `5 ]- S* a5 a' q# R) d9 ~
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AUDI: , k3 Q4 t0 f' f- }3 |" b4 w
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented # c3 ^$ x4 d: C# I# `* \1 `1 Q: D
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence : ^- N+ B6 Z' E6 O' n( F
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 0 ?) ~% ]" l4 P$ A/ ~ H+ @
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
. \& `2 f- i3 e7 n: iAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
$ z- n3 @9 P5 @6 z! _7 B6 |& ^, pAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
% y( ^- E" h U) `7 `9 wAll Unnecessary Devices Installed , V+ v" _* ~3 _& D& U7 G
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7 B/ e% L. \7 P: |& f7 G# tBMW:
5 q) I% D e e# {0 v, {5 mBig Money Works
! |, l) m+ T( q( G& vBought My Wife ! ~5 b Y0 ~( w/ O
Brutal Money Waster 4 x: p5 d- C% ?
Break My Window
# T- Q M* V% S' wBreak My Windshield
; y1 K, P2 }! mBabbling Mechanical Wench
8 V& U' n# J; o4 c+ P mBeastly Monstrous Wonder
$ f& D5 w4 g. M! K% A$ V* }/ D8 uBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels " w$ J) V; v; b# `$ a2 R
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
' L+ W4 n( C% p* D T1 bBarely Moving Wreck
% s( K/ a0 w0 Q9 kBig Money Waste / {' y3 p W+ ?+ D" h0 o
Big Money. Why? 1 t: k/ B: G8 U, u: V; X1 w; {
Big Money Works 7 g3 p' Y6 ^0 I! b; s5 h
Born Moderately Wealthy ) c8 s# a: @( q9 T
Breaks Most Wrenches 1 ?6 K7 l( ~& l! F) n: y% i! Q7 b
Bring Many Wrenches
, Y. k0 t5 j" E( P5 q+ FBrings Me Women & w2 H1 B5 z4 M% q6 }. {
Brings More Women 6 ?. k @% A* @* N" G
Broken Money Waster
/ |- T" g `4 d0 @$ mBroke My Wallet
$ `; a% s r; K9 w GBroken Monstrous Wonder 3 r+ F# G$ W7 }6 |0 ?. w- r
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch * G+ z3 L7 b( g' a( _2 M+ P' z# [
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 r0 T5 o0 x2 {$ F, |4 l2 mBavarian Manure Wagon & m2 S( O4 ]( Z5 ^+ h
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s! K' h/ c) dBUICK: 7 l% ^8 H( V! I. J! Y
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
& t3 S, l& t0 c, SBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
! ^7 x; W, i" W1 F& K. G) ]Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? - x% H( n( f0 Y* a; C8 U' z, _
Can't America Make A Real One?
3 @; k: H$ O" F3 |2 F8 \Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
3 X( N1 F! M/ C( b' R! S1 SCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: / i; B9 r# R" M9 d& b
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips . x7 b4 _* V* l' e0 y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
( V+ M, i& ]/ n' y1 {. m" wCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
; T$ N N: q# d6 t9 s" k4 HConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
' `+ F+ `1 C9 T: L! \' Y3 {Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology " l5 L) d6 Y0 c3 t- _
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DODGE: " w, M3 h4 t4 l& l
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere + [, k- M6 P* f5 ^0 O3 p( z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 C4 F; a$ y# L. r) [- z3 pDead Old Dog Going East # W" |, n' ^; q
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
/ ^$ _& o8 I% d! y# JDead On Delivery, Go Easy " M0 I% t( Y6 q' i" s
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 P. u T9 d4 U' o/ p) |2 c9 `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; t1 [5 U# b; j1 _# ^; aDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 I2 [& V: Y& G0 E9 J# D. D$ z3 VDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 4 i* u, m" G) W9 n9 I5 L4 ?
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3 S3 g# J! [: V3 k# q+ ~" @EDSEL:
3 \) Y! r3 K7 d+ v9 z4 QEvery Day Something Else Leaks 0 \; v4 @; D' p( B
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: / X1 c' d; B! ~9 `: e' j$ g4 {3 D
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
! w) K5 W$ P3 j/ m3 o4 kFix It Again, Tony
# o- g1 D" a5 ^; WFix It All the Time $ ^0 z% Z6 \( |; ~6 S4 i
Found In A Toilet
( T, P# D, x2 S7 L+ W2 bFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 7 `$ i. T4 {3 K" F1 ?' T
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FORD: 0 r( H! v( x6 H! j
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
: M+ Z2 t8 e9 R; w' A; jFix Or Repair Daily
# D9 ^; C0 u: ^( s6 o# H9 w% O3 Z( KFound On Road Dead : A" y! C5 w3 ^
Fast Only Rolling Downhill % S0 R& }, z- V4 @3 D9 O0 V
First On Race Day
( {% R8 ~5 t. g( S, aFirst On Recall Day ( ^& ^+ ~! S5 r2 T
Fabricated Of Refried Dung : t" e: w3 Q' t9 w$ g# P
Fails On Rainy Days
5 F3 L5 S% P8 h# l$ OFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
) r0 {) K% M9 l8 T9 {Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
& Z9 p. M: @9 J! f% i' \/ v2 MFault Of R&D
- i; a% N4 P* q/ y8 G5 ZFinally Obsolete Racing Device
2 k8 }7 g* N ~Fireball On Rear Denting 0 H4 b4 O7 ^- d/ {( V- z
First On Road to Dump
5 w1 K u0 u3 o+ v" X, W2 VFirst On Rust and Deterioration
q2 ^; V6 I' o% {( ?, |$ qFix Or Recycle Dilemma
9 v: S2 B" g, ZFlipping Over Results in Death
4 m' b8 b9 l4 q- f, b5 AFlipped Over Roadside Disaster ~ t9 K* F7 k4 w# r
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 6 s1 u/ _ W, c
Foot On Road Decelerates 1 O; N4 i8 V- @5 B
Forced On Reluctant Drivers / E8 }( B/ m) h
Formed Of Rejected DNA 5 m# u& F" Q S, o
Forwarded Once; Return Denied # \! `% R3 e" t. _* }
Forward Only; Reverse Defective , P4 [1 ~: Q$ P2 G. r$ D4 F* F
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
' J& m2 G1 e6 ~0 p. Q/ AFork Over Repair Dough
% A4 H) ~, Q/ D$ a6 JFouled Out Re-done Dodge
+ k7 W+ [& e- V4 D' L1 W: CFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration : ~. z; r O( O! P: |
Free Or Reduced Drastically 2 G& @- g. d6 H% ~* Q
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
% z0 w9 {7 ^* H: P1 b' k# J2 w6 j4 }Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
8 i, }0 ` R f2 s4 Q+ }Funny Old Rattling Dump
- y- U4 K4 Z: W4 Y, CForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 4 z; Q0 L X* K" o
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
- A7 s0 p' Y( U( ~1 GFound Out-Right Dangerous
7 F" b, }+ e% K9 AFuture Of Racings Delight + G3 Y, Z! G1 {7 f; Q
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 7 e( B" h0 h! y5 z( o
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ' F1 p$ ?2 h: o% F! c& F% E
LTD: 3 B1 x: ^) H3 o: r i8 G6 |
Lacks Total Dependability
* w2 A/ G& l5 OLots To Do
" c, a2 o8 d% W9 ELooses Transmissions Daily , f( }( _6 W4 Y3 I% P5 L
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked . S1 m* r1 n( t2 p0 i6 @- G% F
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GM:
! |: V: a& |& G) b' lGeneral Maintenance
4 G1 O" b3 B# J) r4 FGreat Mistake 0 D% T4 y6 m0 |! j( T$ p: X! e
Garbage Motors # a4 x2 d' y; Y
Generally Miserable
8 i; U; o1 ]7 B" LGrossly Misconceived & `1 }; j7 Q/ G+ r
Gluteus Maximus % V6 f J1 S4 R1 z) s
Good Money
# T! i1 Y2 l# y$ MGoofy's Manufacturing
. S3 A% j" {8 L# `2 U: aGone Mental 3 B1 Z7 T+ q* D/ x! ]
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* O9 d3 o$ `( d: ]* WGrief & Misery Combined $ A, h$ a! V7 s
Garage Man's Companion
5 d3 ]0 q$ ]. y1 e% z7 {. X4 XGotta Mechanic Coming? 0 Z- C* Y2 u. v% i
Generally Mediocre Cars 2 h+ z+ g+ b" {7 p6 D
Get More Chicks ) Z# Q4 h) X+ B8 d3 f- L
Gets Mechanics Crazy + V" c( w+ t/ j; |
Gods Mechanical Curse
6 O' r: V% G; {& K0 {Got More Crap 2 U$ }' V6 @! O: j& U- p% K9 {
Great Mountain Climber 9 X/ a! ^% ~) B- E
Great Motor Car " L5 v# J0 g1 P7 h/ k
God Made Chevy
- k" z6 w, u [; OGood Moron Car & c& P4 M2 w( X
Got Mine Cheap
8 ~5 P5 j# z: h, n& [! J9 FGet My Checkbook # N# ?: l! J. y% h
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil . p" V5 q/ o: r o. C
Get Tools Out 2 K+ U$ x5 M: o/ g( h% C5 m
Get To Onramp
! r) w% s& u( t! W& zGood To Own # O' o% ?; B, D) g; ~
Get The Others
7 X" s; d1 @; |: g* HGenerally Trashed Out
/ I4 m' T- I- U9 YGood Time Out
) F0 h- R& w" m& i9 rGone To Overdrive % Q5 T3 {" d( c$ s$ U) ?# a
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HONDA: , \4 w5 `3 J" E. d: j
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
/ S" M% p$ x$ L' E! Y& JHad One Never Did Again
+ H) h/ L( r6 V% O- nHang On, Not Done Accelerating " f q1 z1 N; M3 o- R& @
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 u- Z+ J; ]9 {# }: L
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 0 I6 W, N/ [ K
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - I( t8 x: x3 j, C" t& x G
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? . X2 W, A0 u' o! ?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes & j# |+ p' v& Y
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* @8 E- x4 N `! B, f t1 d4 \HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 0 _1 G0 Z- J/ s2 N% x
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JEEP: 3 W! c ^+ F7 q
Just Eats Every Part
2 j( A* p. O oJust Empty Every Pocket + ]- W& \( a5 @ z [
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
6 U3 J) i5 F4 a* y: lJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes # l* q9 ?6 z0 G- Z
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ' v) ?! G$ k9 I a: f* H3 o4 |
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KIA: 0 R# t, Y0 ]3 `0 g4 y; e
Kick It Around 2 A! b4 _9 `5 |; _
Kick It Again 3 @- R" ~% P7 {0 x$ d. f# U/ \6 Z
Killed In Action 2 O5 ~& T3 c( d5 z' _7 R
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5 j7 j, h' w) \9 k; u/ ^LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ) E( r' t. e2 c0 Y
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 8 X5 p7 A! B; l" m
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MG:
1 n# i4 E7 F, I5 ]* c d2 VMoney Guzzler
2 U) t1 ^; _/ W+ n( zMostly Garaged
0 b& V3 J1 r( e# j7 Z2 Q: D' p$ _Major Goof
/ ^5 s4 l: z/ iMGB: Might Go Backwards
+ H2 ~' j2 k5 ~7 V' ~MGB: Might Go, But . . . % A. K9 K5 x. Y8 A' V2 Z* C
MGB: Motor Going Bad 0 p5 }2 @+ m3 @' m/ ]: L, C
MGF: Might Go Forward 4 j" q1 ~- E. Z/ f
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate % ]/ V$ X) R& e3 i/ f+ Z/ p
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MOPAR # O% I+ F& P' ~3 D5 P
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
# b! V$ B: Z9 L1 ?Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
6 ?8 K7 a, ?7 U- z5 oMost Often Passed At Races / W# U" B" M% N( e" W
Mostly Old Parts And Rust . ?( f3 x& ?9 c; U2 Y
Move Over People Are Racing 1 z3 U' }3 ]6 A- X* Z
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly , k5 g6 a2 V; R
My Old Pig Ain't Running $ F$ J" [) M/ v9 n# G
My Only Problems Are Repairs
* O9 [1 P7 Q {' J& uMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , n- c- y ^7 }$ V
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: ' x1 |! \; v$ T
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good , v" \9 P3 d! u7 i9 G
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
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& t& I1 A" [& P1 {7 j, @Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO & C! ^6 y- H& v% n
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1 @, Z% g3 W- N/ F2 ?9 b5 GOLDSMOBILE:
; v9 n+ ~; j3 j! T9 q- @% K' `7 l& ~Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- K2 w& n; z* |1 xOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ^) M2 _8 `, M; i
Put In Nickel To Operate . Q6 _, b z9 _, I
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
. I7 x* ^. |$ Z" ]7 q3 o: hPut In New Transmission Often b" `9 c3 |5 i$ V: v% v
Pushed In Neutral Too Often # Y( J3 \& F3 a. E' V: j$ F9 [# S! j
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+ P0 \" K& B: w( e; LPONTIAC: 4 _9 O- R f0 u/ `6 H) E
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
9 L+ _: k- Z( _+ h: @) V: |Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: $ [3 [3 Q H! G% S4 g. z
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ' P% I; Y& S8 l7 E& D7 \% ~, W4 }" |
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: : r" n. _( e% n% D) k9 N7 X" W
Send Another Automobile Back 0 {- O; ]! t* j/ ~( \8 U. Z
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown * v7 H u8 E- M- w
Sad Attempt At Beauty
. m+ M5 a* X3 R& A( e5 S9 y% VSorry Auto, Always Broken 8 n# Q7 Y6 b1 r- P4 U$ `
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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( j6 [: t" A* M9 t& TSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 2 f$ j7 l7 K+ @1 l: V* t9 `6 A" Q
5 Y6 c E* {9 @' e5 I; zTOYOTA: & v( ^6 a7 V$ x G" [6 R+ p
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
+ W/ x' `9 Z6 e# s# q1 ZTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass $ w5 D# Y7 ~, o# ~ u
The One You Ought To Avoid
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; E3 G! b/ u1 YTRIUMPH: ) |( l# \/ B. w/ K J% t# n1 S
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
! n! u1 P3 e5 _( jTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! _# d8 M& e" u, ~1 R
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, O- f0 {/ l; t6 UTR: Tools Required % H- }* j4 k6 Q9 n" ~- e9 ]
4 T2 ~% V* S2 a# T% _VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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5 d. b: n$ Z% X" y* m3 B" o6 nVintage Wreck
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