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0 H! S3 O9 _, t7 M8 @ACURA: # p& K9 S) _$ G1 f5 t
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC: ( B! H; i. j/ c- I
All Makes Combined 0 \- k& n/ B+ Y" A! R$ c- Z
A Major Cost * |$ F( p6 \7 _. s B5 ~
A Mutated Car & G D1 A5 \. I, j6 V$ d' t
A Morons Car " _0 k5 g- n0 b2 `! o
Another Major Catastrophe ' P" [1 M# e6 T- F
A Man's Car " X! K1 @# {( f& b, ^( K
A Miss Conception . G1 r+ A L6 T8 U
All Muscle Car * t- A1 c- Y3 n: w4 I& }4 \) L; a
All Most Car
' r+ u4 q$ t- U3 dAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
" l, b' d9 r. S" QAutomotive Mental Cruelty & f6 f3 U, R3 G3 r# U5 K
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4 Y& \8 p M" g" D6 PAUDI:
; \% l& t2 l3 L" I5 ^4 O wAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
" O/ |7 G2 s+ c; n- P5 jAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
: Q+ _1 Q0 l6 o' G G. pAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
" _$ U/ ~# Q+ I" |Another Ugly Deutsche Invention - f8 p7 ]3 z s3 I' U9 W* n
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 p+ Z N( g7 Q- ?5 x$ K
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
; f" G# l) U& U4 O" uAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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! }; g6 J% ]) h" |/ {: o% i2 oBMW:
7 {: L4 N- I/ v* t* M5 ?3 {Big Money Works
- W: s5 @- ^* x2 ^3 D, uBought My Wife
. X& S$ Y, w! ]- \5 WBrutal Money Waster
- y6 A2 H- K6 |1 u+ ~) S1 vBreak My Window
! _( N$ \) ?3 z" f' v5 FBreak My Windshield , ~" K; }5 D" U2 C' V6 T& ^: P6 Y
Babbling Mechanical Wench
$ O8 @2 l' H+ T1 JBeastly Monstrous Wonder
* R! P" m# w6 P8 [! a3 m$ B5 ^. p; KBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ( D2 Q, D7 K5 x ?9 ]5 S j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 6 ]: m, a6 b* v# t+ H! y
Barely Moving Wreck
/ F$ F) ^8 _ i" R* \Big Money Waste + H: c5 G9 j6 [7 q8 _" y5 K
Big Money. Why? / `% Z. k9 i5 z
Big Money Works ( l: A: M$ {, W0 j/ t2 }
Born Moderately Wealthy * f( P1 ~5 x: O) w9 x
Breaks Most Wrenches
* M8 i+ O" I3 |+ WBring Many Wrenches
5 i& b2 p/ O% sBrings Me Women
1 e6 D1 ~- X, ~1 M/ o% `Brings More Women
+ z F% C4 L0 M) s" YBroken Money Waster
K# F: H/ ~( a. p' MBroke My Wallet
( a) C" W+ T. s) gBroken Monstrous Wonder ! `9 J- \ M4 Y: L
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch " ~7 r9 T% `' a$ X
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 7 T, {4 i E/ p( \, N0 g, F; d
Bavarian Manure Wagon + B. W1 U" s, D0 R0 S" D) W
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3 A# H: B0 i8 F9 m) ]2 SBUICK:
; D1 P! x- h" n1 s$ MBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 9 i3 G2 O, D1 g( w4 K6 K
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 7 c% N7 Y6 y' K
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Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? . w! N/ t4 C1 P5 o9 O: D$ U5 Y
Can't America Make A Real One?
1 s( Q- b( U0 C- Z9 @1 h; Y6 ~4 D" zChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 9 r, s1 V7 \2 M
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 8 ]! X- ?9 M! L( c# N
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CHEVROLET: * h; c9 h( B4 |
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 S9 r* I" }$ ~
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% C, r% q2 g5 ^5 a% g C; eCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time - d' r1 E8 A6 a
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 0 i9 m! s6 k3 I1 d9 ^+ \2 w- ?
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology # C% u7 Y5 |7 ]3 s0 X
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Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 w% O5 X% w; t
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater " Z( R' L( I8 p' l! i
Dead Old Dog Going East 8 t( X, S5 c+ {5 \' l2 r o" u1 N
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires & a h t. g' [7 Q# C
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
3 F( {- J7 A7 h: r( x2 K9 w5 Y4 s5 dDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
1 p6 {. w- A4 kDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter : G/ T V; J1 q. w
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
7 a* m7 B9 O+ hDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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( W' b# I/ R cEDSEL:
( |8 a1 x. S( n1 I. QEvery Day Something Else Leaks ! R. ?& F# P6 y, X F
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 7 t7 M$ Y* d2 R* E6 v/ Y
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
+ T" q! a( e, H6 DFix It Again, Tony 1 S- G1 U% P# P2 e' N
Fix It All the Time
a c# K2 m& H* L% L2 TFound In A Toilet . {! S. F" H4 v/ I0 F2 a r) f+ X
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation - \& u1 z: P6 Q. r
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FORD:
- ^2 _( A7 @# C5 c' D, ?1 _* z! Y7 tFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
' R$ t) l) Q/ P+ C2 f5 C \9 I& RFix Or Repair Daily
0 L1 k& S, G) Y1 MFound On Road Dead
7 P( q3 g8 N! i$ f5 tFast Only Rolling Downhill * Y) W* G8 F8 W
First On Race Day . [0 @% z- n. p/ N1 Y$ t4 J
First On Recall Day
/ d* L% I* N- C6 TFabricated Of Refried Dung / a3 f1 W2 N" q
Fails On Rainy Days % w. G( y& X) m0 ~% _
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' Z9 { j$ e. PFatally Obese Redneck Driver ' h% T: k T( J. Q
Fault Of R&D ; }$ v3 [% \: A- c) a1 y4 E
Finally Obsolete Racing Device , o/ L4 P* N4 w' m% c, `# D' d
Fireball On Rear Denting # z( x+ M" c7 G4 |
First On Road to Dump
3 c! J% f. d2 T6 ^3 U+ @2 NFirst On Rust and Deterioration
3 R g& @- H. y/ o" aFix Or Recycle Dilemma
# O% { q$ x% Q6 J# pFlipping Over Results in Death
" b" |% b. H8 {+ r+ TFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
) b9 a! P9 J* r5 S2 zFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
; r# @$ S) [1 N! W { K1 [$ yFoot On Road Decelerates
! Q" A4 Q# c3 J! w/ xForced On Reluctant Drivers . b$ }& [3 N1 I- u
Formed Of Rejected DNA % J! s& H* g. ]" v7 N( x
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
9 W( X( e0 J( t* {; @Forward Only; Reverse Defective
. v H( V7 s7 yForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin : A, U1 k ?' l1 R4 `3 C
Fork Over Repair Dough
3 v* Z0 U( o# Z* C" H4 ^3 QFouled Out Re-done Dodge ; d* V, [1 r' ^; B4 U8 Y5 n- l
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration * S6 T# V6 S* b* d4 ], R$ m+ R1 m+ Q
Free Or Reduced Drastically ; l- k3 [$ V+ m' c6 t6 f
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
4 g- R5 h. ^2 l9 L+ MFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* x. \: }% V% L4 T- rFunny Old Rattling Dump / V& o3 G7 \; j
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 7 r+ l1 H, i T& p$ {
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA . `& q R X5 e- ~
Found Out-Right Dangerous 9 X# ~/ V- p$ J3 f* p
Future Of Racings Delight
; h7 ^( i8 M1 m0 E(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % q) f% g( t0 V1 ]7 G
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
+ ]) N$ T ~) H pLots To Do
! O: M9 i, h) m' ILooses Transmissions Daily
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2 P% d% l# w1 i# s3 j( h$ f$ UGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked : D, Z+ F( ?5 k6 R
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GM: * W9 y0 [+ @+ r- L
General Maintenance
8 Y# w9 w' O, r+ \. BGreat Mistake
1 s. l0 ?* r+ GGarbage Motors
: n% A+ r% T1 W! X: S; U0 IGenerally Miserable 6 Q/ q' k3 d. S, V) G. e
Grossly Misconceived
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3 i U7 g% g& J, v) {5 rGoofy's Manufacturing ' J3 Y. n4 T+ ?! v
Gone Mental 1 \4 Q9 p1 ?3 X$ t( U- [
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GMC:
" w! D# D3 N+ P9 y3 bGrief & Misery Combined
/ Z4 `, o+ B* }* TGarage Man's Companion % Q* @9 }$ v) n% [
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
. A. {' I1 `" b, m3 q' aGenerally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy + a+ }3 _4 e! C
Gods Mechanical Curse
" b% P7 F8 z$ z- j! D8 D a" nGot More Crap 5 ]2 C/ L: D' {9 X# A8 p; u
Great Mountain Climber ; L1 Q0 D4 N) c: z% n* a1 R9 z
Great Motor Car 7 k% ~, o3 h, \3 [" E& l$ _
God Made Chevy 4 E3 |/ K2 V8 d9 `' ]# t
Good Moron Car 7 O) X, J5 [$ b/ i* a6 f
Got Mine Cheap 3 D* W" c9 ~, n8 ]- B" o3 [
Get My Checkbook 6 c' A" j4 V+ K+ L# U# r
Gone Mad Corp.
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5 e7 f; d G" XGas, Tires, Oil 2 R' ?; C: B1 T( K2 F
Get Tools Out 1 { u( H0 }+ \8 }& M/ X& }" o) G
Get To Onramp ) r- O A4 \5 X. w
Good To Own 8 S" `! X' m- S& `
Get The Others
3 G: D ^/ o. UGenerally Trashed Out ) P' S$ p1 W0 ?8 U+ f- d
Good Time Out ; Q# U2 e/ X3 `# T
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
- N8 m7 c6 t) i! S4 C( lHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
- e7 |* a. F1 M' {1 GHad One Never Did Again : o- U0 T0 e" M) R
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating - a$ q8 Y& X" V; O0 i5 H3 l' C
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles % O/ b6 t* p3 X6 R
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ; l& h% p& J4 O# G _
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 4 Z7 {* \ x$ W: Y! F5 w
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? * ^& p# r2 N8 C1 d9 F* g% @) K3 U
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ( ^. F( x& [- z7 e. R+ J) |8 O9 P
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JEEP:
& _3 ]- f' y2 u- e& ]) ?' ]* vJust Eats Every Part
9 G( t2 {4 x% i% K8 W" \; DJust Empty Every Pocket
+ \, M" {! x9 I8 v9 U# {+ F3 y* J9 `Junk Engineering Executed Poorly / b9 D1 T+ | v
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
) T( d1 P- ^1 T- a5 f8 uJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ) j8 }" S3 i) e! Z5 s a7 K
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4 V8 w5 F. G- b" ^Kick It Around : N6 V2 O: ~' d- }7 Q# F! M% v
Kick It Again
/ \5 H' `6 u# EKilled In Action 1 n: E6 \' [0 j& A
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, [8 W& N1 y6 T" \) b: eLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious % x5 y- n. [, N# w9 g
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 6 r1 f7 M a$ Z
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Money Guzzler ' f$ l3 h8 O+ @% @, X( P" s1 n
Mostly Garaged
% }4 I3 ~1 f0 V, LMajor Goof
6 i0 W, |/ w& I. n `5 [9 JMGB: Might Go Backwards @& H }" A2 ]) F) |6 D/ A$ G# i$ n
MGB: Might Go, But . . . $ \, N/ t# m3 b l
MGB: Motor Going Bad
* F( h# |$ R, zMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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: x% y, k# H( g) L' pMOPAR 2 d. b4 s6 J* {6 {
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 5 z5 L8 `- o0 h4 l; ]2 N7 I
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously / o& p* G! A# `3 W5 `) t$ ^
Most Often Passed At Races
# E; H6 `! v% c, c$ AMostly Old Parts And Rust ! }: J W0 ~8 D8 e7 s* e! l8 X
Move Over People Are Racing - \4 ]! h: f Z* K. @- O6 T9 V
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 9 c1 {, c" `3 i$ [3 r
My Old Pig Ain't Running 6 |- e+ ]( z4 P" a2 o( b
My Only Problems Are Repairs
, M1 o2 `3 h2 d: f5 ^/ _Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement " r9 k& i+ k. e* v/ A P7 q
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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: R: F- ~1 e* {# R/ nMUSTANG: 9 w* y; ^0 Z2 H$ u$ p: x! N
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good $ J* q1 B9 A, x6 ?3 ?+ G( | X
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 8 _5 A( i& D. h$ l
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
: {+ V3 G+ C3 N: d; HMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO ) v6 `8 n' T; \, s$ \
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( [7 a( P+ z. y' H5 V- uOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
- `/ T9 f7 ?, t1 B' m: W+ R1 rOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: i B2 x# y- P6 t6 \" I
Put In Nickel To Operate
5 H! x. M+ |5 X3 Y. W" B! kPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
; T2 A) a0 _# F# K, K/ K8 _Put In New Transmission Often
* s# i! `# O1 j( ]Pushed In Neutral Too Often - ~$ t$ {2 c! p( i
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PONTIAC:
' H7 S: G8 ]* P, OPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 2 {! P' b9 G" K* f5 Y9 I) Z, w
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 6 ]0 N" }4 ]6 a4 m5 S% d: S) S
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! _* U( M' k' F, d0 \! GPORSCHE: . W( W0 L1 W" G% T) h9 u" W9 [
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything $ @! E* O1 _' S6 Z% R( ^ @; n5 }
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough + _ \( o7 p8 i0 a
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0 H& p: `; Q' X' I+ @- q, q9 y4 VSend Another Automobile Back ; U* @+ Y6 X0 R$ U1 ?5 H
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* B2 s3 h, `( C% G$ gSad Attempt At Beauty ) Z( j" V7 E4 Q- K
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
* |. D: n2 n# O" PShape Appears Ass-Backwards / t4 w) ?5 ^5 J; o+ h3 @
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 5 X) o- _* W2 k& h w- P
9 v3 E! _1 r: a9 p$ FTOYOTA:
3 B) j4 t7 @" S1 B1 U8 c% R$ v% VToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 7 | r3 |/ l$ _; [3 B0 j% a3 o
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass / H" D! ^) N. t
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
. D; {" `$ `+ G$ M. t6 |7 q$ t1 {This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! # H. _ l& e/ ]
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 6 D& ]$ H. H) u! [% J- ~8 e
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Vintage Wreck
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