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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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+ m5 @9 a" x% k, ^ pACURA: + V/ k& U/ t( U! e/ _. O
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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AMC:
8 G( E! e* y( l8 }/ VAll Makes Combined & E9 ?% A# g; f9 _1 i* t
A Major Cost
* m: j) A9 {; _. f* AA Mutated Car + g, F* m! k' f/ O! p" j
A Morons Car c2 B A4 Y; U4 n& u
Another Major Catastrophe 2 |7 ]$ G: w' ?5 ]! q) ]7 N
A Man's Car * e$ w2 ^. I3 N8 _) C
A Miss Conception 6 Y% U, R" q2 J, F& t$ O/ y
All Muscle Car ) b) A3 y$ S2 {5 O5 g
All Most Car + [; q" u6 x7 c6 I
Annoying Mechanics Constantly ! y7 N4 P- ]1 Z+ Z# f
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: 4 Q, N: m1 F$ o1 {+ \2 A
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 4 k: I F3 h0 Q7 S
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
1 ?( D( F8 l" x7 c( qAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 5 W' p* y7 v# M; ~5 ]! S
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 1 T* L- m/ N; ?) n% g. I- E; @
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
5 [) s# N0 M1 `Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & ^5 b, S" Q2 g2 t
All Unnecessary Devices Installed # y* Y2 v- f( w0 {- b
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: J3 v: [/ j" D3 VBMW: + q0 E( O: n, f6 b9 e- i# ^# V4 G
Big Money Works
& t$ z+ m! i7 jBought My Wife
" Y, C% t x% P& d4 _Brutal Money Waster
( P6 e' s4 F, K! ~Break My Window
" Y; h$ Y, H8 S* I4 BBreak My Windshield
- b; B: r- h) m( M$ k7 c; cBabbling Mechanical Wench . |0 c; ^! \# ` v; q: q
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 8 H) W$ Z' b/ v2 L0 a [- I
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 2 ~( {! H0 k# L5 X. p. \0 k# `1 s
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
~' A) t. |6 Y+ v4 EBarely Moving Wreck ! Y# w: x ?- S& |, G
Big Money Waste
/ m" u; c5 m; g$ `+ vBig Money. Why? O9 U r7 d2 a0 I
Big Money Works . C: [, Q; x5 H( ?. I
Born Moderately Wealthy
# E! i1 b& }" `6 n$ P* nBreaks Most Wrenches
- k ^7 w. {' J, I# P7 WBring Many Wrenches 1 o" b7 d, m) y- o# Q l8 E6 R, F
Brings Me Women
$ A$ a& Q2 }- g( P+ m' GBrings More Women
3 ~! X9 f: ?2 g! G; Z7 r; YBroken Money Waster
+ K+ M2 R. M/ v9 ?( ~7 z6 CBroke My Wallet
3 O+ v7 T% [7 |Broken Monstrous Wonder 6 N7 t, y2 u3 W, H) l" F9 T
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
6 T: U3 _5 z( h! N# JBlasphemous Motorized Wreck # ?; V. C4 `1 x1 e
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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( n& m2 ?: l! L, `3 D) o9 `BUICK: 7 H, }( p7 g8 N- M9 Q: g9 O
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # |6 f& U% G, f0 ^) X
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King - _# X, p2 L: I6 C
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7 e* N n! h2 K9 `% O3 z. zCamaro: 9 T, t: Q! {* D. r: R$ T
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
[' A$ J. {7 Q' f S& m: p$ sCan't America Make A Real One? ( D, l4 ~' `4 t) C9 g6 f; H/ `
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
5 X1 c6 d9 Q. D9 k# M% NCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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( W( l8 j) \+ y* H. K# KCHEVROLET: $ ]; \- _$ T6 Z: C; }/ u, B$ q$ L- H
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ' Z2 |3 _& Y( ?1 K4 t
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
0 r9 V! ~$ t' g0 ~# Y2 pCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ) F6 t5 e v0 g& t: q
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
( m4 d3 ~0 u+ y* ^( mCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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+ S% v, i1 { @8 T( t( R3 e8 |DODGE:
& Y1 D5 E% d6 g6 R9 rDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ; I, v" e$ L7 e, e
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
. _! z6 ~9 V& T" G3 q. T/ I( pDead Old Dog Going East
. z4 N, u* C) V" s% {. p1 _Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 5 u% k: \5 ~+ R2 m3 `! l$ L) f
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
; [0 g4 ~5 @3 O- f2 m3 ]Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired , ~1 m5 w( u/ z/ i( I0 L" C
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
1 a! M1 H) L, |# V8 iDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
" A! q) h( Q& n6 ^Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive # i+ Y4 @$ `6 X- h8 R0 f
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, s: \7 [7 ?4 i% n' z. |Every Day Something Else Leaks ; }( b* G8 I* V# t& b0 o
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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$ a/ n0 k+ \" Z0 [# C9 Q; vFIAT:
d% p" A" s- v+ G4 v; uFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
# P) x+ x, P2 gFix It Again, Tony
4 E: {* v% d X! E( R( y4 TFix It All the Time + R- U, s) U% Z9 u. D) f/ P0 Z
Found In A Toilet 3 q: e: {3 J* O0 M6 O4 g1 x4 d" Y
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation * X/ B# J8 y" p M$ c" E" I% w
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FORD: & C& k9 Y# b: r. `; F4 U( z' L6 T
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ( M+ H2 P# ^7 ]1 E, o9 X
Fix Or Repair Daily ) f" P7 h3 V6 _, m
Found On Road Dead ) Z! r, F% t) i/ o
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
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First On Recall Day ( V+ g: p* A: \
Fabricated Of Refried Dung % m+ T/ S- ~. u; G
Fails On Rainy Days
8 a5 X { D |+ v' |3 v6 s- z8 oFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- ^+ S( H. m/ S, w( Z( M, TFatally Obese Redneck Driver 5 L4 N4 L, h3 G8 J0 f
Fault Of R&D 7 ?1 p# |4 h; w. D c- D3 L4 d
Finally Obsolete Racing Device ' Y6 M/ L* J; v) f2 ~, x& O8 `# b
Fireball On Rear Denting ) \; K5 r% [* M9 N
First On Road to Dump
! v, I& y- w" N' Y9 i6 }7 J! }First On Rust and Deterioration
0 ?% ^$ X8 _6 |# T/ xFix Or Recycle Dilemma , P' M& ^, Z9 D$ k( q
Flipping Over Results in Death ) t. x+ Z, w' [- \& f
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster " ^. i( }5 ^5 v' F1 @
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
; w K0 B6 z6 w P8 L, H5 C, DFoot On Road Decelerates
# w, b% d+ P% ]/ {5 BForced On Reluctant Drivers
, F* i- d; C" n! y0 i/ UFormed Of Rejected DNA " X# N, H2 _0 V) G" V" s
Forwarded Once; Return Denied & |8 y0 _) G6 E$ k
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
" y( F9 q* j4 p. HForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ]$ q) m% w3 z
Fork Over Repair Dough
- S0 M3 ^$ { T" g$ iFouled Out Re-done Dodge . p9 c( t0 n9 @1 K# T
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
6 p- k- X! t, j5 T$ a4 Z. X$ CFree Or Reduced Drastically
1 o( L# W6 X3 D: XFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
W* b' _0 t3 @( MFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
& g. Y0 |; x- g, N9 ?+ RFunny Old Rattling Dump
# o$ S9 |& t& ~+ B3 g) bForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) / ^ o' e4 X; g% s" m' y8 N
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA + e e" B! {+ V: |) ^" g) r2 p T0 D
Found Out-Right Dangerous 4 M2 T, }1 N/ u- K6 b5 n( R# D
Future Of Racings Delight
$ i7 h4 d' X' y5 |) u$ u: h7 S(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 h+ Y* i& o4 I! Q9 C" w. F(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 `. u: [9 ~+ c+ A# Q
LTD:
: ?' k; I$ u- N( t! x0 e7 _6 j9 ^+ uLacks Total Dependability 9 B4 z3 O1 _/ p3 _; q( Q8 F
Lots To Do
* M w5 T$ i8 w( o" M* |Looses Transmissions Daily 0 j" ]- ^4 e1 ~+ J/ {
3 b' v$ R- Q+ B; N/ t: S+ U% pGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
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Great Mistake 7 U4 F0 C, O$ m7 d
Garbage Motors 5 I" l$ i# P& Z. U I( S4 q
Generally Miserable ( s& S: w; W1 V: P
Grossly Misconceived
5 ~1 U2 a1 y4 W- a z& ]" M( WGluteus Maximus 4 X% a0 z0 ?* f1 O/ y( R( ^( C
Good Money
" _6 q* z0 X! s7 u% }/ v* J* n6 uGoofy's Manufacturing
; _0 L# o" x6 v* R& FGone Mental 7 o4 E7 k6 z$ b7 B: z% y" O
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GMC: / x. \3 |5 x4 s5 A2 n; s5 A0 N- l" L
Grief & Misery Combined
/ l( v$ a& E* u8 O& W/ dGarage Man's Companion 6 G/ l3 j0 i# i$ `/ s: w) a6 D. ^# j
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 6 E6 L4 H& u1 i" L) p& W# v
Generally Mediocre Cars
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' e4 Z2 R4 }# q1 i5 ]Gets Mechanics Crazy 2 E1 C4 g3 G I5 l" X
Gods Mechanical Curse 6 A: A+ I% h0 A A
Got More Crap # z) V# d9 O# i* c; `
Great Mountain Climber
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God Made Chevy
4 N6 t2 a9 i6 l; G8 o! r9 g* rGood Moron Car : `( U5 N0 Q6 s5 w9 M
Got Mine Cheap
" {# ?! S! I0 d8 a; fGet My Checkbook
3 |# V# Q3 ]& y [; G" o) xGone Mad Corp. 0 r. W$ @ ~; j' b) u6 z
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Gas, Tires, Oil . K8 Y$ R4 m5 e. ^7 t8 v& k
Get Tools Out
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Good To Own
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Generally Trashed Out ! b6 @" [% Q# V& p8 I
Good Time Out
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HONDA:
2 P- I5 L2 O4 l. j* Y9 J- |1 k; C- {" \Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
& J2 ]6 S$ v' s4 v; }0 P# k' `Had One Never Did Again
- o }2 q" ?" k3 W k2 WHang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 n9 w" @2 r* c$ e$ Z( \Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
' S( ]2 j/ \" M# }* [7 _. _- \Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
# |* c5 Y2 x4 x9 G# j! ] JHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration 5 W2 q$ C U: S* [! o$ S
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? / O1 q) S8 W0 S5 q; p" S: R$ X
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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3 I4 w8 C' U; F1 KHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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: B# p6 J0 H& s* F! E! O! o1 pJEEP: : H z' X& e$ V1 l" j) M
Just Eats Every Part
) X" U& |$ c2 i+ H' b fJust Empty Every Pocket 0 M) R4 k1 o5 x* C; ]9 O9 ~; h
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly I+ Q+ z! u1 L$ G# M, s0 \
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ' M* R- R4 h1 `2 F& z2 t, D! H4 l! i1 }
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 8 B4 A7 B/ \ ?8 }
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4 K& c, F: \ Q, v5 aKick It Around
8 P5 O1 g, T7 oKick It Again 7 h- c+ l: _- M" x
Killed In Action
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; @# X; a$ {1 p) e" J6 ]LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along & U" `1 V4 E" u( ]1 J
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' U$ X! Y: L* l- N5 IMoney Guzzler
% \* m0 d+ y) P' u7 {& s# ?3 n* rMostly Garaged
6 g! r4 t" x1 [; E( lMajor Goof
$ f9 i3 }4 S3 v! z! y2 i; K: vMGB: Might Go Backwards
3 B8 n7 l9 C$ M# C7 SMGB: Might Go, But . . . * P3 c% m9 n0 N( \, b
MGB: Motor Going Bad 8 h2 q4 ~ W# q- Z3 @( v: {- E
MGF: Might Go Forward 2 u' R& T# K' S8 A8 q
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* d/ k5 ~/ o6 m! o N3 [, R8 R( RMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 3 d" B* ?/ g+ n
. p2 R5 l e3 V, w" `/ e: |MOPAR 3 d0 {, G" a+ p/ M& U( B/ t6 i
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 1 d# w2 v7 [ O6 J! J" K5 F
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
$ Q" v6 I# Y; h0 R* YMost Often Passed At Races
" V# h, F/ N- l+ p/ aMostly Old Parts And Rust / s' m# \1 z( U1 G8 Q0 P
Move Over People Are Racing
' J- T6 F+ x5 d* dMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
. \/ D6 _+ b, N- O! w9 cMy Old Pig Ain't Running 0 B% X$ K' K$ K4 N
My Only Problems Are Repairs # z/ s! j* P, @6 H8 ~
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
4 k- L7 I6 F& U8 B ~More Often Parts Are Replaced $ c$ \6 q$ n% c. W; [3 p- R6 j
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" ^# |5 G4 k c. t4 LMUSTANG: 4 A' K- W( m1 e
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
" `; Y- e* J" a7 q0 K) ^4 XMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
! J: J+ N/ r! C: e& e1 yMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go & w4 }6 e5 q* v# W2 ?! @7 u
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 e5 h* R4 S2 h) k. x7 Q: e* b1 \
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. P7 \6 u3 W3 j1 _8 [5 VOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
7 }2 e* a7 t: z" }2 B8 P$ A) KOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 x6 Y: w4 X/ m+ o# X% I6 ^3 I0 c
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8 r9 r0 p; h+ W6 y [PINTO:
; T \; ?1 x2 j# oPut In Nickel To Operate
( b- s2 u- y9 R$ ~2 p. cPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 3 p2 J: f3 |% Y- K8 z0 V' C# ` I1 `
Put In New Transmission Often f U: p4 U4 J$ _
Pushed In Neutral Too Often / e1 X6 V, ^; o3 f5 w
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* x& z: l( Y: X9 QPONTIAC:
! m6 a7 ~4 {4 i- V, H! a% _) BPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
( w V" G$ O+ [1 I# zPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: . F7 _( b/ ~: j0 P
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
) w& n# }; x% L$ `# f+ XPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough " o& b3 F7 _% j$ ?# N
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6 t" d q3 @* HSend Another Automobile Back : W9 h9 f8 R! ]' B
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
9 O& Y; g7 P: b# o5 ~* aSad Attempt At Beauty $ C+ y5 A. T: \6 E
Sorry Auto, Always Broken , R: Q) g/ J# b" w" \+ M. G
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards ' n( q& Y+ [2 ^- ~& s( K
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' F8 @$ w8 q) ]3 j( SSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
3 F t7 w: P. e4 d0 i% VToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ) l! Z- |# }2 V* b) N& y" `; Y
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
2 {: Y i1 L* gThe One You Ought To Avoid 1 ?0 `9 N3 H4 j( d2 {8 |. e9 b
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; U# L1 y' t" Y& G4 v" M; VTRIUMPH:
; |* ^; B5 d; h7 A" L- d; rThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! , |+ q0 f9 w/ J( F( N) o
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! P- \( f* a6 ]1 U( q, ^( \
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TR: Tools Required
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9 W( v$ T/ i- _! J6 b( cVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ; z8 u+ @- `; r; M
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1 C3 I% Q: a8 e5 q# v! |* {, wVintage Wreck % I0 l, m# U$ ~& a
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