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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 0 V" t) a' W& }& }5 h1 d Q* ?; s
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ACURA:
9 ^* [; h6 G. AAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, r! }5 {- h o+ Q) C$ zAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 6 U) Q% D9 H( u/ v c. t0 w) A* }
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$ _, d5 U' {( d3 XAMC: 5 b/ _( e- E+ y8 q- h `
All Makes Combined 6 Q7 A9 Z+ f8 t; P; J
A Major Cost
. K- l1 R: u6 rA Mutated Car
/ t9 P/ F3 R0 D5 o7 qA Morons Car & N( P- n- l I( A" k
Another Major Catastrophe
# X/ @+ o4 p+ |A Man's Car ) c( Y, W) u3 u3 d/ k. P
A Miss Conception
* O1 H# M2 S& ]6 EAll Muscle Car
; Y2 q1 {6 W9 z$ ]5 cAll Most Car ! Q: P/ G/ R1 h3 p$ T4 X+ \3 D
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 9 u1 W* u! ^+ X
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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4 D& _* V" ^; |9 cAUDI: : I; l' X" ^% F
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented # Y8 J( [1 u% Y |
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 B7 r. T1 P: U
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
0 |. D, V4 J. e( K" e9 @- C3 yAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 0 ~3 a& U8 ]& d
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
7 ]/ L8 b+ }' K; iAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ( ~# z0 j% `6 u: x: z9 i. B2 i- b% T
All Unnecessary Devices Installed : A+ V' x3 y/ C1 A
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8 V, m/ _' p& @5 ]$ LBMW:
# g0 K/ j5 F- s0 n: t6 e" C- MBig Money Works / x! i, h5 }4 ^
Bought My Wife
9 S! A9 O- Q( f4 y- e% f$ ABrutal Money Waster & Y& P" s7 L9 |6 o8 \
Break My Window
0 }/ P7 K; y5 G; U3 {0 IBreak My Windshield 2 o. u X% h3 P3 @$ W! C
Babbling Mechanical Wench
( j5 r( C9 I/ q# G0 Z) T7 [Beastly Monstrous Wonder ! T4 d. i' t* c' Y$ `5 a3 i
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
3 }7 B7 b# @( @1 N5 TBeautiful Mechanical Wonder . i ]( }& k0 ?
Barely Moving Wreck . d1 ?( _( M0 K) C
Big Money Waste 9 d, @" Y( l7 ~: i, a; G. h
Big Money. Why?
, [4 \: V# m' x8 oBig Money Works * E1 j% R h% l& c0 E
Born Moderately Wealthy 8 R; i- ^+ p3 U" v7 B0 D) h! F
Breaks Most Wrenches
5 \& T' t% U8 w; r1 s k9 |Bring Many Wrenches
; p3 B! N% g& b7 U- i& j9 K2 ~( D ?, kBrings Me Women `( o; U; M o( ]: c) ^
Brings More Women , p, g8 F( M/ \/ p" k
Broken Money Waster & F; | d8 j" |8 F) X
Broke My Wallet
( n& P' o+ s, J# y, ~& wBroken Monstrous Wonder
. ] r9 M) _0 |Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
( J' r: J& Y* ]% U. U" G% [Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 N" O+ f; ?7 E* j, iBavarian Manure Wagon
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( x1 H# z8 m' r7 ]: L) @BUICK:
* Z; ~2 C) p! U' X6 O6 T8 }Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ! X- @0 s: T& O9 j6 J7 w3 J
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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+ h) l6 z1 d1 z& P9 ?) @. f- cCamaro: 4 J: r$ X8 c3 \0 n
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 4 O) V! J) ^& Z' A U: ~
Can't America Make A Real One?
5 C& @. g( m0 vChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) z! q/ ]. _& q1 K8 R1 V0 sCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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/ E. Z% d: w8 N- G" h% [, eCHEVROLET: 3 C9 J' @( \. t0 ` N* F: h( s& l
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
6 Y; _3 v8 K6 }2 k* ]Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
1 m H% K& ^& ~7 CCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
/ \, {. c8 h9 ?$ S/ {Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
, d2 [- p& p; x1 U3 hCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology + Z5 \9 e: i1 a) N [
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DODGE: 0 z" G6 a: z' U t
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ( E1 S" H9 l/ T4 b9 J7 b
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
9 U% w. o5 t2 j$ ODead Old Dog Going East
6 e/ z( n* W- E& b& NDead On Day Guarantee Expires % B$ s9 o6 O- X9 n2 P0 u( q
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy / g& D* Z( c$ n& U9 O T0 d
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' s- e; w6 `3 k
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' r+ p( z, w& v# M% z5 J8 B9 ZDear Old Dads Garage Experiment % c. u* Y2 a' @' v
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: 3 h" k& k) |/ Q0 R4 Z2 ]
Every Day Something Else Leaks 4 S' p9 u5 s: C
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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2 a$ P8 |) \. t- m8 `FIAT: 1 d- ]+ }$ c! w( \7 l, z4 n
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
9 {( C; E3 g: u9 T7 ]5 RFix It Again, Tony
; B+ G; z- A) M2 F' bFix It All the Time . h2 N0 W% a# L$ i1 ~. |
Found In A Toilet ' w/ ^% C* P' l7 A
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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2 k" P0 U9 _" gFORD:
9 z0 f8 H$ E+ [4 l! pFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
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Found On Road Dead
3 Q1 j$ O# e1 K8 qFast Only Rolling Downhill / p7 |- ?3 c+ H. v. g
First On Race Day
9 ~3 b2 T/ g$ m; |' F: n$ hFirst On Recall Day
/ s. o& k; ?& f; k' w2 XFabricated Of Refried Dung - ] B& ~% }3 ]3 n9 G0 z4 N
Fails On Rainy Days
. Z' W# T6 b) P6 p( ?! SFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 3 m* B; F' v) r4 j2 d3 p; x5 u, g5 F
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
8 n% T; c5 q$ l- y7 dFault Of R&D
' J' r6 }7 Q8 s8 q) J A6 C/ iFinally Obsolete Racing Device
t2 C/ A1 K' i, _Fireball On Rear Denting
# @$ s3 R- d) R" k5 iFirst On Road to Dump , ]: K& l; l8 ^; N8 J1 Q7 m
First On Rust and Deterioration
% T( P. i9 `& t9 p N# o% z# }7 p1 YFix Or Recycle Dilemma
( N, B0 V' H/ YFlipping Over Results in Death
2 r( e3 v+ y J# {Flipped Over Roadside Disaster / c0 w4 a$ c% y+ G4 D
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled & T$ C5 Y. E. u1 {9 U/ B0 ~6 g5 K
Foot On Road Decelerates 6 M) }$ {; ?, t/ K
Forced On Reluctant Drivers . E7 L$ _( G+ t
Formed Of Rejected DNA
# S. n' l' p# q) i; v& ^6 P4 pForwarded Once; Return Denied
9 p( c0 B3 s" [0 V) N0 yForward Only; Reverse Defective 2 t |! _/ v' D& {( J
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin % R- V. }9 Y( \. ]) g
Fork Over Repair Dough 1 {' r1 Z0 i: C1 U) J9 S
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- |" ^% ]" }" P2 ?9 B0 U& Q( pFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
. A* h* C6 ^5 L' c HFree Or Reduced Drastically
5 Z( q1 D8 c8 L0 G u: g( @; ]# h+ dFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed . R% x) L0 O \5 D/ f
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 6 C* v7 X8 H/ E9 q# K; J
Funny Old Rattling Dump
. Y: l w/ @- ]& ~- A. G( dForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
$ a* G' B0 V0 gFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA 1 `$ m: b8 i8 _: g
Found Out-Right Dangerous
" b2 S0 l& i/ _4 `9 XFuture Of Racings Delight
: R5 y, Y9 O g6 [: F(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 1 a8 O }2 y8 w0 C$ g8 T
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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; f7 c8 Q" k+ X, V; |Lacks Total Dependability
2 K4 {! n1 q8 z' @0 VLots To Do # ?, W! c( ?" H$ E1 |. J# ~' @
Looses Transmissions Daily 9 y9 b- a# o+ A- H6 ?/ p z4 P* y. x" y
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ; x2 w& m( z0 W' V
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General Maintenance 6 I% i/ R U7 b# [
Great Mistake * k, c; Y6 G9 b% p& T& s) V7 j5 ?! u
Garbage Motors
- `2 m- }! O8 b. I3 f# q% P L$ pGenerally Miserable
. N, x3 v7 T# K+ xGrossly Misconceived
5 T+ Z; n2 A2 T7 Z. T3 \Gluteus Maximus J: \! e4 m+ \8 [
Good Money
. F* ~- F1 g1 H: R: n/ i% sGoofy's Manufacturing
) x* w6 r5 S1 m' h% RGone Mental
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# N6 v! ^- Y+ \Grief & Misery Combined
+ y. E! E9 b; ~# [% p8 f% K# Y* K7 ?Garage Man's Companion
9 z. I9 Z6 c" l3 h) x, ]Gotta Mechanic Coming? 6 h8 [/ ^5 o% C
Generally Mediocre Cars * |# V% M& f; K: E; U: M& w) s
Get More Chicks 4 ^! p7 T4 f# _; a
Gets Mechanics Crazy
" I( G2 w+ j: j6 K( P, v) \% BGods Mechanical Curse
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, }. q8 C6 K* |* OGreat Mountain Climber 6 C. N0 ?5 P/ @6 W% k* @
Great Motor Car
$ Z: n# V0 `! TGod Made Chevy
# i' D) w' w. Z! F3 E2 H( ?- D" D# tGood Moron Car 3 p! P& A! `0 ~ V9 [
Got Mine Cheap
/ j C! c2 i- h: ~# M3 i8 c, oGet My Checkbook 4 v% o! H% ~! y2 {" d
Gone Mad Corp. 0 H- H% N0 a" W1 e- R
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GTO:
* Y2 b0 i' k! E9 d X% cGas, Tires, Oil * `& ^) {5 i( f9 U+ Y" F2 C
Get Tools Out 6 }/ `3 b4 F( E, ^1 i3 C
Get To Onramp
D a3 Q* u8 lGood To Own
: J& G6 p" G5 M) @Get The Others
6 H" F! Y2 q0 f" o, dGenerally Trashed Out
0 w9 {5 Q6 V4 O eGood Time Out
. Z4 c& ]6 Z7 C( `( y5 ]+ zGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
E! x% u6 C7 h! I) _- GHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
/ o' {+ G. a! y( ?9 NHad One Never Did Again 4 R! E U1 V0 G% S+ B
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
; C! d- {( o- _; ?$ L' v8 LHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
/ B9 G2 [3 E ]Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ' F- T( ]8 {+ b1 y1 ` g9 k
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 1 D' k# H& j1 J8 B! J& u; P
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
4 z, ^ K. {0 x9 c3 rPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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5 K6 b( v+ }3 B" A+ y. q% B9 YHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... " s! ]8 @6 f r0 O* T8 h
9 Y( G, x9 ?: C3 |1 g, YJEEP:
2 G! E3 { L: s# M+ x0 r) r/ G8 L+ ZJust Eats Every Part - _9 c3 L; H9 V8 ]( G
Just Empty Every Pocket 7 _; p, o ~+ ^. F' P+ r
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 8 B# n; E1 e# b3 j2 B3 y2 t( l$ f6 Q
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
( F- O0 L; l# e$ s/ l6 k4 UJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
9 L4 M! {! }, o4 ?Kick It Again 2 H7 Z2 a% q7 e
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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7 F1 Q1 L, D/ G" e+ Z* j9 o3 GMoney Guzzler
5 j& J; `3 o# B3 lMostly Garaged 9 n7 y# a0 }3 u+ }* T4 D r
Major Goof
I0 d( d- W# p ~$ D3 v# AMGB: Might Go Backwards
# x( g% E4 \" ^9 q' E+ OMGB: Might Go, But . . . 4 b6 w4 t' B' s1 L
MGB: Motor Going Bad
' b9 M9 t) C/ M+ bMGF: Might Go Forward , j( W7 N" e. v9 r/ d
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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; W# ^! R- M$ t6 U1 @MOPAR 5 ?+ g5 G2 k b: ? u: n
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / @$ ?: ^% \9 O/ [$ P
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 0 K7 T. n P7 x7 ]
Most Often Passed At Races
( u% F* \. ]* b; RMostly Old Parts And Rust |' d/ o& K. r3 W- w' y
Move Over People Are Racing 9 R5 p8 j4 t+ I8 Z
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly " a! l( r! G' F/ f$ m; L" E
My Old Pig Ain't Running
' a9 \1 z7 F3 w1 [My Only Problems Are Repairs / V( s; z6 p- T
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
6 X% v4 A! g# R+ }* eMore Often Parts Are Replaced . l- g& T/ c$ H: A& j
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MUSTANG:
7 y C$ R- |. `Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good " f% S( X% L# w1 U# M* | _3 b# c7 V
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
3 V# n( I& q2 A/ XMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
7 J0 W" `# L) a: ?% H6 h: |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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, p% _% d- G- ?2 e1 {' F7 V! q- MOLDSMOBILE:
% j% i$ c; b0 {Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 2 g" L1 j9 \; ?2 Q% N
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
, b) H- O7 V. m" @6 M% [* nPut In Nickel To Operate
6 ~* R7 o2 F T7 ~* u l) \Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
5 o2 `" Y# v3 vPut In New Transmission Often 7 \% P3 r9 ^: s& S
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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! L G6 o+ x' p+ o/ H" GPONTIAC:
: ?& s6 B! c! @( X% v( p' oPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
0 Y( p0 v/ K, m9 T9 [: L& |Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
$ T5 ^( f7 k, r, x# jProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
6 u. u l( [. E2 w- e8 kPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough - i, `. q' B- t: f1 H4 Q S) O
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9 [. D/ h8 v% a i5 ESend Another Automobile Back
V4 O! f# y" MSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
3 s" F' i5 K5 `; Y5 {Sad Attempt At Beauty
! Q1 @ ~0 b& f, f1 n7 ySorry Auto, Always Broken
+ D' ?0 \2 g. F$ X4 rShape Appears Ass-Backwards % k/ z: _0 m0 n$ v( g: `' |
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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- }6 q5 w. d3 D5 F3 G' LTOYOTA:
' r. W& B- u( V' G, OToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 0 o8 L, `" D6 x) c2 m
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 0 n# e" r/ _4 k( W
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: . H/ Q7 F# N* y+ Z, `
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
# ~' i2 o: Z( w( ?; }* I- Q* HTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 8 {! U2 `) u$ {3 `9 ~. y
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- P8 h( _1 A6 d, ]+ v Q" zTR: Tools Required ) a7 H2 H$ p6 |' k& I
; s3 T3 h4 D0 T( C3 H' Z; ^+ VVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 8 l6 _% o7 Q8 o- H8 V9 [
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) y9 U9 G: {) G& |& TVintage Wreck ) z& T$ R+ S; T% }. s" n8 U3 X
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