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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 8 s. s! t& a* T* ~- m X
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 m4 W7 A y% G/ ]Asia's Curse Upon Rural America R3 t" R5 R- ?# C' i1 ^8 l4 E
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% B! h! H6 N- B9 aAll Makes Combined & s. Q+ f% g! Z, G2 A
A Major Cost , U2 {& v8 n- G( e$ [
A Mutated Car 6 }, Y+ g7 x5 k- C2 B
A Morons Car
% H3 @: c5 w m8 ?2 ^Another Major Catastrophe 0 i5 ^! D0 M: n3 X# Z1 l" f) o
A Man's Car
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All Muscle Car
& G$ M3 e0 z7 D1 Y# Z7 F) VAll Most Car
! V) h" X; o% t: PAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
. i, y) D9 \% x- \Automotive Mental Cruelty
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( M' s2 D$ l S1 g7 U$ LAUDI:
, v" s8 V# i' l; r; bAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
" Y# W3 K1 W7 }Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
! D+ p* L3 A) r8 |9 RAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
/ V y2 j; c4 [, v$ ^& H4 E' nAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ' K# |& Y. z9 D6 w' `
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence % u* o, P4 S" W
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. . [ ?. U7 N L }
All Unnecessary Devices Installed + N2 a9 Z: Q+ R1 B9 k
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3 e" S# z0 G9 K- _BMW: $ |9 L7 j2 }1 J" |. [
Big Money Works
; X- `' C% H/ H% S) _+ C/ eBought My Wife
# H8 c( C" Q$ r1 T) f* L. n: zBrutal Money Waster T1 o( l4 Y$ _7 Q, f
Break My Window
2 O$ _0 @# @- Y3 L/ |" R$ p5 D) `Break My Windshield
0 J2 p( v# O# G) ~$ ~Babbling Mechanical Wench
, O8 C1 N6 |+ p' s+ w7 P/ aBeastly Monstrous Wonder
- d" K+ w5 R! G) u, t% o& d, yBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ( x0 O1 H( Z% F$ Y
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder . @6 Z; n0 F; j; P& U+ _! F1 U) Q
Barely Moving Wreck
& i* N6 }/ G' @* c" j, R) qBig Money Waste
7 z* m- W+ P6 iBig Money. Why?
8 L8 r `& m F1 cBig Money Works 1 N1 q% I- T; z3 N
Born Moderately Wealthy
, D8 v/ g6 y/ t5 `9 ]0 EBreaks Most Wrenches
& C+ E; b' D0 ]5 r, n( pBring Many Wrenches & c2 L+ G# ]: d+ M2 k4 F3 d( l$ \
Brings Me Women
9 X+ G. O( L9 f, I5 l5 TBrings More Women 0 @' t9 Y" k; S7 a i* ~
Broken Money Waster 2 @$ `5 Z0 {4 N7 ]7 N; p4 X
Broke My Wallet 6 g' B8 h. k+ C2 C: X6 R
Broken Monstrous Wonder " h+ a4 A ?* h4 M% v' E7 v7 G
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
: s$ h5 n$ j: v5 X+ ?/ I0 T7 [Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
$ o6 E) ?4 V& i$ ^/ b1 f. IBavarian Manure Wagon 8 T% ~& n9 x* V/ x2 O q
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- i3 i7 T/ s g3 _7 L1 vBUICK:
C: x k: {6 {& O& S, |: C4 t! C: lBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ) P8 \2 r& \/ M- A8 c& ~# M6 ]( v' M
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King . B6 _4 G4 h( L- U
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4 q" Y) K1 V; X. q# bCamaro: 1 `, n) R6 T; x0 k& O0 Z
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
, B6 m! N- O. n4 T9 l; x5 \5 ?" fCan't America Make A Real One?
$ I/ n; x% d7 o+ o* g) AChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
$ `- H" N- {7 v/ _& ?6 ]2 t* |1 HCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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1 y1 a" x8 E9 f! vCHEVROLET:
; d0 d U! s# _+ G+ D1 MCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips % P& @ \, K* |) E
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
0 i7 d2 X3 E+ @" u5 I5 Z) p5 gCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ' K# [9 b& W$ |( k. S
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
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DODGE: # e. i$ F0 p* Y
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 6 i; Z' |5 w. K) `# a
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater # _/ K1 M) v$ A
Dead Old Dog Going East
! d" @8 T# R D. A& H4 bDead On Day Guarantee Expires 9 e) e- E4 q5 M x5 f
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 5 O& L1 D; l" t- B6 Z
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 4 r- P' u4 N! h9 p) e
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- o2 i; D0 k3 VDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 8 O5 r" Q! g" u# l9 U
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive * D& m c. y& I! o1 R s X( _
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8 [$ C8 W5 M% H. [EDSEL: 9 u7 M, O6 ]' Z9 j7 _: M
Every Day Something Else Leaks & n+ s, }" J/ X
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs / r* B! S3 B: G9 c# c9 U" C8 V
8 s$ q3 Q* ^3 s1 KFIAT:
9 j% ^5 @1 ~# B$ o& E4 n; E+ m( VFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ) P/ o+ N; o4 U6 V
Fix It Again, Tony 6 L+ ]0 o n: T R
Fix It All the Time
: o* w. \! |# Z" `; t# e( K* nFound In A Toilet
) @: P, j- }# t) M! _* X0 [ S( d& nFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation - ^4 r; Q" T1 p
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FORD: 0 p' q6 Z* _2 C8 B( L. R
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge + P! ]: i$ @* i8 ]4 K, c
Fix Or Repair Daily
, _; P6 r) [6 i3 B( m* FFound On Road Dead
6 }( ?3 B9 o% ]) D* bFast Only Rolling Downhill 8 J" l& y$ `4 c/ D" C$ P
First On Race Day * g9 r i3 \3 W% z3 u9 T" S1 d/ }
First On Recall Day
8 b1 ?% g" T% w5 x, `Fabricated Of Refried Dung 2 k. W/ r+ a. w' Q
Fails On Rainy Days
w6 x# F7 }, A. g* \& N2 K; qFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream : f8 d4 @- l q# l1 W0 V
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 6 _' x9 i$ m1 w: G1 Q, i9 J
Fault Of R&D
. F* @; w/ |8 A4 QFinally Obsolete Racing Device
" m4 L: F( n4 W# L) `( H6 s9 d" r/ `Fireball On Rear Denting
' w3 M5 U0 ~' N$ YFirst On Road to Dump
4 y4 K3 b" |! kFirst On Rust and Deterioration V6 g3 X- F4 E4 a v
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
- ?1 n U9 |9 ~: \9 @" Z/ e" JFlipping Over Results in Death 4 q ^: A) W% ~" L; z, L
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
) b2 W# y, L* }Follow Our Rusty Dogsled % `( {$ k5 o4 Z
Foot On Road Decelerates & r f( ^3 j# f. n. R B& W
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ' y- F- e6 N5 A. b u- W
Formed Of Rejected DNA
% Y7 c/ u4 Q1 {' s9 j$ WForwarded Once; Return Denied
& ]; S( \& L- k* r$ P- i3 |Forward Only; Reverse Defective 1 L0 s/ N W! K7 E9 Y# V
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin : n6 A/ Q2 P7 ?( t1 q! s' B. u4 B
Fork Over Repair Dough # _6 h6 `$ p5 z& f6 k4 _$ B/ t0 @
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
9 w1 t: b' m: h0 [3 a5 rFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
. l, I9 e, r9 Z d. GFree Or Reduced Drastically
3 F( v$ ]9 I0 SFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
, l7 o& V& z% T) d3 mFumes and Odors Readily Detectable - V. _# X/ i+ v; `2 R- p4 r
Funny Old Rattling Dump 1 H7 R/ V3 ^1 X' s/ S- T
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
# ? _( ?* f. x) J2 T7 M, kFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
! I7 ^, q) f: C1 R: _Found Out-Right Dangerous $ l) E- M% \. G2 L5 m
Future Of Racings Delight 7 X6 J* {6 Q6 W% ~7 p U4 t6 s, i
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
8 k6 e |/ s( b! \(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability , c8 j* x8 @; s7 i2 B7 H
Lots To Do
! L! p) u5 Q! p# s( g4 KLooses Transmissions Daily
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p( V% V0 [+ C0 i( jGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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, l/ o [9 `: B' XGeneral Maintenance % Y" U9 h. Z3 l( d' G5 n
Great Mistake
3 Y+ x2 t8 j @) ]! h# w: MGarbage Motors ' E& J7 c. m0 G9 W
Generally Miserable
6 f- r/ ]8 w6 p6 G6 K8 N; CGrossly Misconceived
# `# M" w9 f1 I$ K" z7 GGluteus Maximus
7 Z) V) \1 j) R: u' ]+ A4 e8 [Good Money
9 S8 v+ [, c; d" P5 N6 bGoofy's Manufacturing 1 \2 g( w& T& b' r6 [& m. u2 h+ f' _
Gone Mental
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GMC:
6 d1 V5 w' b: N7 YGrief & Misery Combined
+ b& o: U5 j1 WGarage Man's Companion % P7 ~4 |, W7 G1 }6 R* g. r& i/ u0 ?
Gotta Mechanic Coming? & ?+ J5 H! S' Y7 J9 {" O9 m
Generally Mediocre Cars
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Gets Mechanics Crazy " L- A% [2 m# K* s4 u3 I
Gods Mechanical Curse : o' a8 s: M" _- E( T& U
Got More Crap
1 y: X: Y/ H8 V# }, BGreat Mountain Climber . Q9 R" B, D' n6 z, A
Great Motor Car " B m- S* {6 U G4 M
God Made Chevy
" Q- j: M6 S9 A; `4 I- |/ c7 QGood Moron Car
( M* n. r* F' {' A$ h' b rGot Mine Cheap - O4 {" y9 c+ I& o1 k7 v
Get My Checkbook
* A2 Z9 e# S. g/ n( {! }4 W: mGone Mad Corp.
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% q, {5 ^" L+ c/ |5 g/ @Gas, Tires, Oil & c; M- `4 A: b2 a
Get Tools Out
" U4 T0 W3 E7 }4 M9 RGet To Onramp * [: m) M" m Y5 A
Good To Own : y" s4 K$ n+ B( T* u
Get The Others 6 ~! L$ b U& \* r9 K, Z, U: k; j
Generally Trashed Out
: y: E Y- ?" `1 g) pGood Time Out
% I/ R; v( V5 ~9 P; p& qGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
# a& u" x" B" }+ M4 B# ~1 kHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 w2 ~, s8 z0 e: QHad One Never Did Again
1 W6 G9 B9 a: SHang On, Not Done Accelerating - z$ {6 T4 i+ j- M& H$ _
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
2 o$ [& z& ` JHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles O& K% M0 P- i' B
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
; j8 K4 y ]- o" @+ ]) v+ ]* U. xHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 8 |2 ~$ Z. `. U5 T9 n: Y6 K5 s
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes / J" X& D) k9 r# a/ i4 P
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- l' E3 C4 v4 S" Y% W: yHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... / B, Y S; `. f$ k
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1 t) h7 T+ D% t9 _" v. XJust Eats Every Part $ R( o: w* H2 C. J# X, y0 Q! s/ j3 v
Just Empty Every Pocket : ]( `' ^% N: _, l, k3 h1 X" V
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
# i+ N0 V$ x8 ^Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes V1 E" e, `( M, ~, l
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
' f% V, Y; E1 q, J1 O$ ?0 x) [Kick It Again
: _4 A. S+ f2 D. ^9 `0 J. a3 }1 F% kKilled In Action
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% i, n' k: I9 _1 LLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious e* y2 f. ?' f* `& M& V! |; g9 T
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
, T. Z, i5 _: B* o/ hMoney Guzzler ( J' \+ A3 @ t; g( l: e
Mostly Garaged 4 q; I$ j4 R; `9 X. r: r" p
Major Goof
r) i) F! A: r; QMGB: Might Go Backwards
6 ~. u- J3 S w: t) T2 ^0 r8 ?MGB: Might Go, But . . .
4 P1 I- B7 W6 gMGB: Motor Going Bad 1 K& ?0 u1 {! e
MGF: Might Go Forward " r1 ]8 m* ]& O& J0 N2 @# [& w
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) h* B$ R) H, J5 p& l7 M5 C" `# eMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 4 ^2 j: M3 i4 d# v2 y
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 1 C: H. B+ Y$ o/ h7 ~
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
1 h# v8 R( Z. I: \; d3 r G: L' pMost Often Passed At Races
9 i0 Z- C2 A3 A! D8 r3 A% NMostly Old Parts And Rust 7 g9 y: F+ t, a. I3 c
Move Over People Are Racing , F; x$ w# \; L
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly # j6 B/ {. b; u, Q# n5 A
My Old Pig Ain't Running 5 J2 u5 j/ S4 l* i3 A) K
My Only Problems Are Repairs 9 `( }/ [8 {, M% J0 X* } {
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
) e2 G) y2 ~3 V5 }! g+ u! OMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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* X- y# e; G9 e+ S* ^; T, }& u( mMUSTANG: + ]* B, ]4 Y1 B0 C: h/ Y
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 9 j. R2 w3 Q4 x5 c$ L: s
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go 2 l7 |# b* d( H6 d0 T( i" h3 Y
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
$ g" B: f- e& z' A" pMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO % R/ S* U3 T/ B( W, R6 J# D
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8 n. P- z" }( Y1 AOLDSMOBILE:
" S# E4 t3 w; O- N, h$ ROld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday - K; }) U, V: B* B$ {6 V, p" m
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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4 k( a! z: E3 lPut In Nickel To Operate ( N' x# r( Z# J
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ( Z! W/ N% i9 R' `% h" G- z
Put In New Transmission Often
& v, f& R7 y$ J5 S' X1 }Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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7 A' P' m7 \) m5 n/ XPONTIAC:
5 t9 m3 V; f2 \Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car " a1 k& |) Y4 _# ^
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac " w$ [% }* P5 h3 G* t
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PORSCHE:
7 H+ x) j/ G d9 vProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
. k. D- I4 ^* r5 F) @+ LPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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8 ]3 M# x/ v" B) C/ sSend Another Automobile Back
5 w# ~% x. D D8 y9 t$ Q( OSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
. D: j5 w9 k5 `, ~" s$ j1 _7 j& s9 uSad Attempt At Beauty . R n5 S$ w; r# S( m6 d2 w
Sorry Auto, Always Broken - N4 C0 r$ t/ l
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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7 D5 B. S0 u6 O+ x. s+ Y8 E* y _SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
( T# A3 B% U- I* g+ ~2 Q+ nToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
2 D% c' `3 [! r& j1 fTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
# t2 \# w) O1 X/ Y" @- Z$ ^2 g3 [The One You Ought To Avoid
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1 R9 y# Y1 `' ]# E- hThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! * i" K3 H. c( @) q
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required N0 p! ]2 ^! u& X5 }% e! H
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: 7 m# `, C, p8 y5 u* W+ P; H1 y9 v
Vintage Wreck
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