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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
* p% l8 H' X5 T5 b' B& h+ AAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ' @( Z8 x# e3 \8 j$ U7 Q- d
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America ; m+ {0 M8 L3 l7 a2 p& B( i0 N$ `
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AMC: * k% N4 p, j3 U3 u
All Makes Combined - J) ^: X1 G" M4 O. i( O0 h" g
A Major Cost + _1 ~' q/ u! j, L! x
A Mutated Car Q6 G7 V( U- k# [! B Z
A Morons Car
4 q! g P9 ~ K3 ^7 Q1 cAnother Major Catastrophe
, ^1 D5 `' k7 T- ^A Man's Car
) F2 L7 x" E7 x" S/ d8 R6 LA Miss Conception 5 [# O/ y9 J& Q ~. R; ^
All Muscle Car 8 e/ e% _0 }! P1 z. R
All Most Car
- X4 M" u% L' c& yAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
9 Y' v9 J+ n" g2 D6 a3 \Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: I8 w1 ]/ W# G5 T; L: c
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 9 |& _" y' n5 y# T! K
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence ' C; X- M0 H' X# H4 S7 K
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
, d8 X# a, p/ E3 X& KAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
' ?& Q6 @% Y; |Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
9 C% h7 Z P* C* y7 ]- DAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- W- @ o& }; N. h; b. |All Unnecessary Devices Installed ) T; b: l$ q5 ]6 n
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BMW: 4 K0 _* U/ c3 B
Big Money Works # E! i. _# Q, y' ]; R
Bought My Wife
, d: e: x! ?1 W( n. M4 a% wBrutal Money Waster 9 _6 n' r- E; o- l8 u
Break My Window 8 |0 q& N$ j4 z7 J* X7 M
Break My Windshield 5 P; R8 P% n* w+ ~, O' A( F
Babbling Mechanical Wench ' S& Q& \! O- ]
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
9 W+ @! j% ^& Q4 `Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
7 m" w3 y0 Y3 fBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 1 D! ~+ g& J* z" a" w4 B( F2 n
Barely Moving Wreck
. P1 w% V: [/ b( a2 y) V. \3 \Big Money Waste
1 v6 w5 i3 [; g. e: z; ]( ?Big Money. Why?
5 w6 t' m! b1 |$ i, T3 UBig Money Works ! i \" `& z* ]$ J- L
Born Moderately Wealthy
+ L2 w9 Q8 c: a' D0 _0 b" \Breaks Most Wrenches
/ X; n3 H7 y2 ZBring Many Wrenches + e! w* o. [! i! s" M7 h8 I
Brings Me Women . z. H/ s- u3 ^, J4 P: q3 f
Brings More Women
+ G: v1 z- J! S" ABroken Money Waster
+ Z% O% t( G# W% eBroke My Wallet
D8 G9 {* c0 A+ ^# l# @Broken Monstrous Wonder
! {7 k, ?$ \5 B" b3 IBumbling Mechanical Wretch
; G1 y; x* H! c) OBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 9 _8 U" W8 o. r0 }: n2 x# |
Bavarian Manure Wagon ' y7 Q' v8 Z! q2 Q8 T3 j
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" O/ T! _$ n/ ^9 X! L% d, P0 jBUICK: / y" O# F! m+ A& V9 q
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 3 |6 t. l* J2 p% Q q
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King / i$ b! x8 O3 J7 i9 V- Z1 Z
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; A7 d7 Q$ d/ o& @: U# G$ bCamaro:
5 ^, k, t0 r2 ICan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
: m% j* v9 }$ f6 q! M% x6 [* C, bCan't America Make A Real One?
( _/ E/ f" B- {( i9 q: m6 O- R/ d8 UChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ' b+ v3 M Y0 s* @% G
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often - k" O8 G6 Y$ x& @$ u# t2 @- y
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CHEVROLET:
0 R& r( J4 K) e: F8 BCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
E$ x; ^: D: ]* zCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
2 _4 M* T1 F8 G. T- X. [, lCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ) W) K5 K; c' C
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 P. I* T, R/ }! WCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 G1 Y7 D# O/ ~7 I" d
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DODGE: 8 x# X' i. {' m2 O
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; Y0 z% ?9 \7 d3 d V+ vDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater # A+ f/ r8 s4 C0 B0 ~; ^9 _
Dead Old Dog Going East
* u% G, b* t4 L8 a: IDead On Day Guarantee Expires
- a2 @; ?4 K- p, _' D3 ADead On Delivery, Go Easy
( y6 i6 j+ @% T. UDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
6 Q6 \2 f- T$ [* f% V; _Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
# w j, _* }% {9 }Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment $ s8 d9 C- s p) \" N& m
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL:
0 k/ P: V& {& a, i9 d% d1 {Every Day Something Else Leaks
4 v2 m p& \2 G9 lEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 4 t- g# e+ A2 ?
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FIAT:
8 _# O& m( J9 i3 _ U+ C/ |$ R; p1 ?Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
: H3 v* D/ S" ^5 c- I. WFix It Again, Tony
4 j8 |' C+ V" ^8 ]5 V: aFix It All the Time 7 m" _% n+ a, h/ @
Found In A Toilet
' ~$ A' i1 h$ ]# s9 Z# ^0 @3 u% Y8 sFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 0 h& s) y" H3 `- T
j j2 I4 C/ E8 ?FORD: * Y4 a: j, E) ]% I% M1 ]
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
& D7 G' R' b- YFix Or Repair Daily
8 ?7 h! C2 J$ u7 g" b3 YFound On Road Dead : Y% K/ q# r5 Q, r9 V
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
( ~2 c( g- D3 K0 M" }( P) hFirst On Race Day 1 l0 c8 y% b. F# e, |4 y( N$ [* ^6 D& p
First On Recall Day
- ?/ C3 D( Q; c1 y- P+ H6 t, fFabricated Of Refried Dung
& N5 H T! F$ {3 g+ L! rFails On Rainy Days
- m% o1 F! u/ u' a QFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream . x$ i: F& `+ X/ e" C/ e
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Z3 T" t, D3 Y2 F' l
Fault Of R&D
; ^/ K) h/ F# m- ~, hFinally Obsolete Racing Device # C) l6 i" U) ]$ M. L" x
Fireball On Rear Denting * B6 |$ ]; j6 t* @
First On Road to Dump , _: n4 h- E& G c( K+ L
First On Rust and Deterioration # u% D& A3 ]$ b# E m3 Z
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
4 t" e* X9 z8 I- _! KFlipping Over Results in Death
- z& b1 e- \( B i! O/ [0 Z( \" F, B; eFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 5 d' h% T* _3 L3 L- S3 d, p
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
+ D3 a+ v! r/ U8 H; s4 s0 R- UFoot On Road Decelerates
$ b. u# N* O0 Z7 |Forced On Reluctant Drivers 8 L3 I6 ]! o- y: j. X3 \' u
Formed Of Rejected DNA
( b. p* O5 P0 ^5 hForwarded Once; Return Denied ; Q! X7 a- F# P2 Z( z( k
Forward Only; Reverse Defective T6 ]2 s3 T# S7 U- X
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
. @; I4 W- V* H9 K" RFork Over Repair Dough
* {& E8 C u' j( R$ IFouled Out Re-done Dodge
) [& [- q9 {$ w" v6 aFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( _" i8 {: G; H" z5 q, m+ b
Free Or Reduced Drastically 6 F9 y" ^' x2 V1 w4 ~5 z
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 0 x5 J$ X+ Y8 r
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable * _8 l4 A/ L% W& _. D$ U1 i
Funny Old Rattling Dump
4 v; N' x2 T$ f: k- w/ S4 \" UForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ X6 u! [& n; y1 B% {
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA D3 s' l |% E8 Z3 ]
Found Out-Right Dangerous
9 j, y1 l: e; y" pFuture Of Racings Delight $ Y2 |$ B8 Z6 y- k( f6 t; O# J9 N
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 9 }' c( @1 y& C# h2 y
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ' h' B+ r$ t, \8 ^
LTD: % ~ j! V, m; h
Lacks Total Dependability
3 Q7 p2 O# i g; |( YLots To Do
, f7 a4 j( J( t- WLooses Transmissions Daily
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# i, r1 |* z' l. Q" ]' S% _: ?GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance 4 T) }/ Z9 w3 {+ ?+ ]* \: H
Great Mistake
! x! Q( t* r7 K/ _. {Garbage Motors
% p# w) N% p8 S3 AGenerally Miserable 6 u' N5 {0 z) G
Grossly Misconceived * |1 f- }0 S! o! X& [8 f
Gluteus Maximus
) _! Q$ S; u# K. P! RGood Money
: U' q* r' a& q9 WGoofy's Manufacturing . N1 U. @0 e- Q; Q( {- ^' Z- B% O
Gone Mental
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GMC: + r3 a/ U* c3 d+ u1 g& Y
Grief & Misery Combined 8 \9 z* J9 g7 i
Garage Man's Companion
5 ~ Q1 v" _9 ~6 s( u# XGotta Mechanic Coming? / ]5 s% a* u" d3 g
Generally Mediocre Cars 0 K* E u- h& q! u0 x8 u
Get More Chicks
% D3 w% N/ }6 |1 d. }0 ?3 @Gets Mechanics Crazy 0 F# X& E6 y: y0 C$ \* e# z# A
Gods Mechanical Curse
; @% N; n3 e/ q% t, a7 _! Y6 R4 ~Got More Crap
# ~3 v: F) U1 A, G$ V; H' E" fGreat Mountain Climber
~# X; w' l# A$ H* SGreat Motor Car
( H0 _- P1 }) A1 _; xGod Made Chevy
$ A! u% I0 g3 ~+ m! P7 n3 k% g1 I( i* g: _Good Moron Car ; ~( K9 f9 {+ M( n% _8 ^+ o4 h9 v
Got Mine Cheap
# E, e( l* u& ?. `$ GGet My Checkbook + G8 u% c0 ^0 }
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil 3 x- H4 j+ L0 d2 T& N# F$ f
Get Tools Out 1 K }3 g6 n2 m; u! }. ^7 `
Get To Onramp * V8 Q# u, _1 {, U5 T
Good To Own
( G, D0 p: \! V- kGet The Others
+ v3 v; n! L+ G# rGenerally Trashed Out ' \- b b/ V+ r6 ]1 t: R
Good Time Out
" n- p& u- s+ `8 dGone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
+ g1 f9 ~. |, j" v& eHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
1 K5 w4 @! J" e0 k. d0 BHad One Never Did Again
- i' |1 c }1 t8 |! o" eHang On, Not Done Accelerating
# j8 R2 c7 A+ N1 SHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
! T& Z2 D8 E: k* VHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
' s m0 U9 \* j: J1 B( r& JHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration r# [6 e! g3 K! h4 V- o
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' ~2 F8 _: ^" F. m3 \. V' K! ]
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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" _$ k& ~! E B& K! A- g' |9 J( CHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 4 n9 l2 j) a) S( Z+ m8 q: K
$ D% z y% n& j8 {JEEP:
+ p) S, ^& [# FJust Eats Every Part 1 S, p: l! ~2 ^3 o2 |4 m! D
Just Empty Every Pocket
# Z2 W7 S9 u) a- yJunk Engineering Executed Poorly : S0 A1 j% P# u( W# o$ V0 T
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 7 X# s5 b ]+ [- R* z
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts " z f0 B6 v" D9 {6 |! ~: f
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Kick It Around
5 M3 ]! t' R* Z# F- LKick It Again 3 I4 v/ E, ~1 |7 p8 s
Killed In Action
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+ V# j' }) V2 L$ z& PLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 4 E2 b! W/ b% ?( [% e9 g% v
! F5 t7 f+ S* a7 Z0 R. N R3 oMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 3 r4 s/ f" {3 d
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MG:
% x( s- f7 N" ?0 x5 [! E7 \Money Guzzler
' q6 H, _0 Y+ T# SMostly Garaged & K# X- U) ^) [% Z# u* s t5 A1 q
Major Goof 6 c1 \1 @# H6 d* z+ D$ ^
MGB: Might Go Backwards
, }& S6 g9 e( J. u) KMGB: Might Go, But . . . ( K1 R8 W, b" K; [0 { W8 N5 S' T
MGB: Motor Going Bad 7 s7 q0 S9 L" K) a5 U4 [% o T
MGF: Might Go Forward - x! L: C' y% L
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: a4 I. E6 P! d1 ?MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR % a6 Y0 [; ~" {& z' E3 B6 |- {2 A1 q
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly : J% l, G' |. {' `/ ?
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 7 H' M2 t7 W+ n# w' _
Most Often Passed At Races
2 H ^9 C9 T nMostly Old Parts And Rust 0 `4 B# Y. i! F9 O
Move Over People Are Racing * ]9 |6 i( d7 ?/ I8 \
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 K( ?+ I5 z: A8 dMy Old Pig Ain't Running
* m' x1 f0 J2 q# N" i$ B& RMy Only Problems Are Repairs ' e) d% I3 d9 t8 I5 ?
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement , C; O! Q' o3 Y( d
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' \! c) s6 q \9 T, Z) u2 F
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MUSTANG: * p' g9 s$ S- t; A# f+ S1 ^+ y1 F# @
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
) F T, q+ M! g X4 |: y- vMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
5 A, [& R; C) x0 p6 X1 V$ UMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
9 v8 S- B0 ^3 {6 [Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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3 P. x$ N1 x& R% ]9 X( }; `; JOLDSMOBILE: + k3 b' V. [5 H. S! W. ]
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
: G1 G' ]5 ?( ?- p( LOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: ( r8 V& S! m: _8 y
Put In Nickel To Operate * f5 @) J( R X' h) j
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 9 N/ z0 Q- W2 X9 t: v% l- R2 F
Put In New Transmission Often # B6 P. t" W$ g! x+ ?8 F
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 7 i3 k6 `! Z; o! u6 b& j. t( L
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0 f) ?4 J1 W: k/ _: Y( ]8 h# `PONTIAC: $ o/ R/ ?( p3 M+ o- }
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
) X @$ `3 K& q4 {, |: z& WPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 |+ ^ }3 l7 }" p+ ~
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PORSCHE:
; T) c6 E7 B. O0 w' DProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 3 Y% k- Q9 ] G6 W7 w' |
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough $ W1 l0 S1 l. E/ K- y) D- J, l
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8 p: c$ }( G% eSend Another Automobile Back " e+ S7 e+ r- P0 @& r( {
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
/ l$ Q5 d0 E. r- qSad Attempt At Beauty 1 T- L- J1 Y' {; O, z$ G; ~* O1 h; F
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 3 s( P# ^- o# U. T
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 0 x* Y1 a* P% B5 i% ~
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
8 K2 |2 o$ T+ e& W. kTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass - i) m' S& X `" r; K/ q4 X0 H" i, k
The One You Ought To Avoid ; U9 o P& M8 }( _( c
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0 j; m+ S. z! jTRIUMPH:
( ^+ f1 K7 M5 S1 C! CThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
2 i6 y: G0 V. U3 a2 TTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
% |- l d: h* g! }Vintage Wreck
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