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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" ]% |- @+ h" s0 L
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the1 V- o U0 V9 V! v% d- l, L
entrance.+ K% x. R" l4 ^2 S- Y9 `
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to- h( r% d+ m1 E: z
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* n: I% G; F$ G7 j
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they( B' B, c' o0 [: Q' c
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you* j+ d. E: w( h) J+ A
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'3 x! X( w' B; R M3 y; S
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just& b. r+ a) R6 w, h2 _& n
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for ]9 q* Q% M! b( T
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
