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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with' u9 o9 P; [$ [& y0 @) k* b7 U: F
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& y; Y. J! m6 c0 [Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'8 \! ^0 W3 H2 F
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they4 }% a9 ^8 u9 ~2 H: ^1 g
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
' v# p9 s& r8 Q5 d a5 vthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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N+ l0 W" C: X# }( { 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
! \* E1 R% s6 q, a+ U. [5 C) ycouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 x g0 @1 ^) i. p' V
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
