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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with2 i+ a/ e+ y0 Y1 G
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to1 i1 W+ } O) Y# L D ~) F
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'8 V' E# T/ Z3 W' ]
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ r! U( }. B. x* O" y! }ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you6 ]8 O$ ^ M: L j1 J7 k2 V, b
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': o. a% A$ N8 L4 g: k! s2 ]2 p
; \( V/ g. x9 R& P8 c 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just3 W+ D0 E6 N( ]5 u: b- h
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for4 R) }) z( D5 d
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
