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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with" _! s+ n/ ^5 R
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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$ N$ ^) g9 g* o( P The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to. D+ N1 h6 u" O8 a
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'7 T0 x m/ i: C) B! m$ O F
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ U, D" j# j) u, H5 b6 [ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ \' O/ D) a$ `4 ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' S0 X1 J1 E: T+ v7 }
9 c @6 t9 @4 K/ O 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just7 {/ o, _$ i9 S" {6 v
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* x! p1 }) X, [
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
