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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ h" M) ]. V! J' y* C% X1 J" `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
( y8 I% v4 r; |' q5 uWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- R1 O% p5 _% M2 ~' e' S
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they5 {6 ^# ?8 c3 O2 T0 @) {
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you6 i' g8 c4 x3 K6 h: Y+ r- ~
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' ~/ I+ _5 U. u9 \) `
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
* j3 B" l: K4 I0 }& g$ c1 qcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for9 w! F" H! h+ i( e- [
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
