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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with7 E& P( E% Q% ~' w% e- t# s: j
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
7 J* H& L1 a9 K$ U" T8 jWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'. ]- P0 \% k. _
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they& ^% ?5 w! Z; _, U8 q
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
+ s Z- K" C) f9 j0 o0 d# _think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'! ]8 s% X% Q+ `' f& U
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" m+ c$ _" N% |; C9 H0 Scouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 q5 [8 J: Y- z' _4 D
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
