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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
1 r" }$ N0 p+ y1 W6 mher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
2 E5 p- c, I# A8 r8 V. ~Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?') J/ x2 W) q( Y1 a ?0 }
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
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think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just ]' r9 n" H" p$ g& D1 [( t
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
