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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
! r0 o- j+ ]' [# Y/ Qher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. X* |- H# w5 B
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5 a3 S: ]* l! ^: J L6 W: R' W: g The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to( t0 f" F9 _: w, ^; \" ~
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% Y; p! c: ` _) d/ B6 Y
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
/ t+ N7 S( V, |$ P3 E/ ~ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
4 V$ V$ U% U; t& m3 Othink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': s5 _+ p- g9 w
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just; S+ X) [- \4 g' V8 }
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for; D8 x1 r$ i- T
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
