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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with1 g0 ]& J- Q @) h2 k. j7 n5 `
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the- @( I! p3 C: H) E$ c
entrance.. ^- X- _( z7 y$ w8 p
3 v5 o* l6 @1 Z* v' h- H6 h4 i; A: W0 G The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
8 }; ?, q5 X, @! O' D& `% z' j+ o. iWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
9 f |2 m* y& |' f The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they, x% q# W" N) M9 y5 Z0 |+ o
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you; L: p+ q' {% r& ]3 m. d
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?', B, E. I8 b4 ]/ M" D1 X' N
* P! j4 ?" u, s6 r* o 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
. Z* H, \2 S4 T9 F9 G; \: ocouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for6 d9 {8 J: O& b' I, z0 w' Q
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
