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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.
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Man
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in it;
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Female has
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She has
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in it;
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Adam in it; / M" t( Q' ~( x8 N- B& K
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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) G" z( e7 w6 K# ]$ R& U) WMen were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the3 ~6 |9 J3 b9 x% ^# n
legs of a woman....
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:

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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN tal illness, V6 p, H- {  b: q% N

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MEN tal breakdown
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MEN opause
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GUY necologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a

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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
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9 a- b. N) p. K/ b1 F. ~Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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