Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
& M6 n  L$ r, {) qIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

& E5 P4 h  O/ g. t0 i3 FIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- V" ?5 V( s( p) d  L/ yIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
" H# x; f6 H( o* o6 r0 m# x1 q( EIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

# _0 L7 L. i9 ZIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 `8 b4 a. C3 y* hIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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, ]5 X, F3 D- zIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

+ Q8 j$ Z) p8 m8 A2 R/ L& WIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

$ ?% A& z5 ?5 ^; N6 x3 |1 YIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
: y0 C2 _- i. F8 R5 _8 Afeeling sorry for the guys~