Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
- O8 j5 r! R" `6 ?) eIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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% F# T2 f% ~2 J: {. `% c1 `1 k2 bIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

& Y9 `+ o$ K- H1 TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
  \9 V. B2 [5 t7 m! rIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

* O. N9 z3 i. kIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

! h+ }8 N9 J; |$ M' UIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

5 L! ^' x; T; O* F: P' lIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

8 d" K5 F% h% }4 ]/ e4 g5 iIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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