Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
/ }, s" b  I+ N8 \# `If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
1 J5 m# @" ~3 O3 kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- o% H% S" \& R# {9 N, fIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

) g+ h  ]9 x' R- h: ~7 a( u3 X( qIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
6 I/ [% r' R" Z+ U, v3 GIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

! Z2 v7 @$ v. o6 N( N# l% n  uIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

1 h5 G) z2 u* Y% r; D. |If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
* Q7 D+ x, t& ~- X6 fIf you don't, you're a slob.
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! d; \( c" s2 {7 d2 l. P2 H5 S' gIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
( e% P* k6 Q% w1 h3 Q0 xIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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; ~. P, I+ e0 ]3 A6 J9 g+ S, FIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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, X8 `( Y6 V% t3 s8 y* GIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~