Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
& H, q" d: s$ HIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

: i6 ~" c, J5 I! e: IIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( b4 ~1 T3 V7 r. P1 `If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
4 Q- B4 n: y: h+ w* nIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
5 ^* t8 r" B/ l& w3 ?If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

  o0 U. O& D  |* gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
2 h. W- R3 U1 Z7 b* U* ~7 A+ O) AIf she asks you, it's a favor.

. q* k3 U: v8 _% d  c) uIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

; F# ~! E! _1 d! H8 XIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
  }  j; D# O7 uIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~