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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.0 g% w' r0 o( w8 h! E# S% Z
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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3 }% W) l1 T j8 z% v' |If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.% h+ C' R7 r" X$ B5 k% B2 B; h! V
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
( U1 F8 @6 u/ X/ A& xIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.9 A: r1 b2 n, f a
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
" T$ \9 d W! DIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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; Y3 V* n- D$ N; O' Y6 R \If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.3 d+ D# @" H4 `9 s7 ~5 }7 b
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman./ e0 f u* q0 Z( }( u3 d3 Y9 ]+ k1 E
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
N2 e5 V- a0 J4 o( DIf she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.# L, m, x- ]$ l. _
If you don't, you're a slob.
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9 v5 `' h5 ~: i& F! w. \1 w3 iIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. c5 C7 Q( ~: cIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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+ I6 n5 }) T& a) }4 g9 fIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
1 r# M- K* P* Z5 pIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
7 c X" ]1 Y2 D% X+ M) ]If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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