Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
# }- q: |6 R' p" I9 I" i& lIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

; K5 ^" C" v2 a' H$ X* @4 y4 @If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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: j+ Q, s* ^! J0 X8 fIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
& W- G& U/ @/ q; o# L% XIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& n, X9 U4 R3 C' gIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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* ^, E6 m6 a* J% e2 C7 Q+ wIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

% t* M8 E/ T6 y9 EIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
* J- D9 |! U7 @; g& ~If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
& d4 t- |, i7 }; ?' N" dIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
( b+ S! \; z4 S4 W5 u# m& tfeeling sorry for the guys~