Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

2 Q, c2 n/ r  GIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
: W1 z) v( j) j: Q: @3 yIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

- T& f- ~3 X0 u+ P; l3 XIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- S% }1 J# {2 P/ hIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

0 {# ~' p9 c$ w0 D( `If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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8 Z6 K& j  @* }* q. x- d1 C; TIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

7 z3 ^4 m2 \4 W$ h  J" Y1 Q4 ?If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
: b+ H7 l% n7 \. }% mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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% v. M# T! [3 J& _$ c$ I2 j/ QIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
/ ~+ j& n+ o4 B; Y' ]! ifeeling sorry for the guys~