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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. 7 B# d, z& B0 I1 q( a" \
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 3 W8 `9 w: p+ y2 u# ~ n& K8 ?4 B
* \: c0 \8 k2 u" @The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' 6 }5 ^* \3 [; e9 |
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
& q4 P3 R: Q& ]9 ?(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 7 J, C: K2 p$ e9 Q- B* L; {
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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