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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 0 L& P" f% P4 b6 q& ?8 j) k
8 q2 ^& r4 Y1 i2 FThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' / \7 C& r& k* `- }! Q7 g" {
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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+ W' f% h8 z( z( a'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
$ V. ~, z+ _2 t) R(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' - M% }) { k; a; }, G( C8 s; P
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. 1 j' n9 A6 q& g( f+ M" r: \
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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7 Z3 t6 V) d- t* p3 w'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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