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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ( m: G/ U& u0 t9 |0 d
0 h& s: _0 t, G2 \'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
. W' ^+ H5 |! v( n(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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, [& G" t2 r& U& E3 J'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. * h' D( [! q1 n6 h. d. d3 o
& A' _ _9 [+ a/ G) F9 oGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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9 U* a; s# g2 O k' _'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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