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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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- _6 j& t. c/ W+ `) d8 wThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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8 D2 t3 v. c8 o! B'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'3 c% k) u7 x4 I: r8 H' h3 C' |
- e8 J% x% N+ |+ x. J+ a+ H'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................6 x# r% y! Z- {' y6 g5 w) g
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' % C& m7 D y7 g- ]2 U
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ! K7 s4 D2 A6 @7 R1 a7 o
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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, @8 f8 y* y* M'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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