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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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2 L; P" K" w& h; P; k. p  V'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' 5 ?; A9 N1 a6 m. C! u+ T% e# r. w& S
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'4 L$ ]0 `  z6 l. u. I

* u0 i. C3 @4 a4 G$ p, q1 f9 y'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
' {$ t, u4 f- A  ]- z; T5 d5 t8 _(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' 9 C  {" n5 B0 C2 _4 `
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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$ O: E( g! |% Y; c6 ?; X" MGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-4-26 11:16 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:05 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2008-4-26 15:18 | 显示全部楼层
好笑,,,,,,,,,,,,太有才了!!!
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发表于 2009-9-20 12:57 | 显示全部楼层
WOW SEH !
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