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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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, j+ a( J J8 p7 Y' y0 @8 m% |, rThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...' ; k, C, X$ S( q- }% g8 m
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'5 s8 R2 W a4 x* L, G" }7 F) N* J! B
2 v. t* @+ V3 y7 q6 U5 \'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................2 K! L. J/ j1 u/ w6 a
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' ) M. k- H% K7 Z) h6 M, Z, i0 |
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
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! e9 |+ N$ }8 K) V) F0 w'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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