Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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9 C0 v8 {7 `! Y9 n8 p$ l6 a WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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2 y% [9 G0 l! Z+ y3 K8 p THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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% ^# q2 D0 q6 o% M/ Z* ^ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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/ H0 q, g5 m9 O  A$ s2 a* Y WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


4 s- X* x# V4 ]7 d- E) B! w- l "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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4 \+ S" e! _5 F  f THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..


+ F" S" k" y5 Y SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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; e+ a. B# _9 @/ W% v4 i SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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