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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN; |; u4 ?# A7 I' J0 `

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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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" P$ b* X+ P* U  P: d7 e THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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  u5 W# |2 T% q I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS- P( b# p0 r4 b( N2 _# N6 b

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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.1 e0 n% F9 p8 ?. E& B  A
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU: m( F; \& ?. ?; S
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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