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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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! c* p5 `' ]! F7 s: `" m/ L WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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: `- D! l# J; ?- j9 w" L  V SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .- J- `, G2 y# b; g
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& C' Q# [" j8 c8 K6 ^5 Z "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."5 i5 q: \/ P3 {6 v$ E2 j

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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7 N) a$ o0 j0 {) M6 V( Y; X/ q: G  J WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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  {' }& ]! f  i! T! f "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH./ h  ~* E7 I5 t9 G& n) L: V/ M4 y
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( S3 t5 `: O  J SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.8 O; }) W$ p# R4 \; m% ]
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* C. [  ?0 v6 M SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR$ s( R1 V( ^  N  q) \( j+ {
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.4 D9 r, O: d$ y3 E" q
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU4 N; `( n4 [, w! U
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:34 | 显示全部楼层
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