Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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/ O4 l, k& Q$ T% X THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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$ D' Q  ]5 b4 g  V: q4 Z& H8 Q "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


1 @& S- w; R2 @1 M9 R1 U8 w I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 E& ?9 z- H; n2 h8 c5 T A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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  P6 L  e1 Z* O/ _ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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. g- |$ S0 k8 D8 S7 c& b THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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# N. l$ w3 I% L, t; ]' P+ R SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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5 i1 b* s8 r3 b' w8 x3 M THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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$ Z/ @1 `$ z- I) V* Q3 U LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~