Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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( }9 C, ?% v( ?9 u8 M SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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5 t) A+ Z0 |/ n4 S' j& R I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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! }) D' ~- D9 i/ n0 g, B A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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7 M4 E% U0 o& K2 t1 p6 x( c THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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% t9 Q$ G. n% v WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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. N* |5 ?9 z+ N' r9 T; q2 i* s# q' J; \ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."



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/ g* ~" ?: e9 m3 R5 } THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.

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2 I% ]3 c. y, g+ M NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..

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8 c0 l5 H# Y; q- O/ X2 r+ i SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.

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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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% ?! A2 I# [  ]: X' ~ LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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