Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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3 U+ h! y! T7 t# r% T$ R THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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4 ]' w$ a/ J+ t4 e "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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& j* N4 A; `+ ^4 w& E/ x I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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+ h$ u. k. M+ N9 V A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


. G* b  J5 |) @3 U WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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; I* G4 ]- `* F" N/ a "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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+ S3 n! J; [, R7 \7 b THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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1 Q5 L+ e2 ]- B3 \8 T3 K IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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2 P) A( u! ^* }2 l! M& K( | SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


END.

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2 f0 v- E1 d- I THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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