Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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, t& @1 e/ ~) i( W; f* z WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


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# q! V% }) \! p, G* M, m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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! e, F0 S3 U. X% g) L! T WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,


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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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0 q9 W0 F- W% a3 X& P5 B NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..

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3 N" N) M  J* ^ SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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+ r* B2 V: R6 x SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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! u2 V% b! m- r1 l THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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2 q4 n8 T! O, i$ t$ D LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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