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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.' k3 f' M$ H V! Z9 w! y" y( b
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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/ O4 l, k& Q$ T% X THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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$ D' Q ]5 b4 g V: q4 Z& H8 Q "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.6 c* s ^& k" z% T
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1 @& S- w; R2 @1 M9 R1 U8 w I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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0 E& ?9 z- H; n2 h8 c5 T A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.- X: R" {2 s A d" ^, D. S
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.) ]7 z/ d" W2 Y+ d. O
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,- e3 }9 |1 r) Q, B* ?$ M9 ^
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P6 L e1 Z* O/ _ "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."* `. R* V1 R8 H: o
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. g- |$ S0 k8 D8 S7 c& b THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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5 i1 b* s8 r3 b' w8 x3 M THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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$ Z/ @1 `$ z- I) V* Q3 U LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A& f( ~7 _; M3 y
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