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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.7 @! j1 g4 j6 u* q& y- z8 s
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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# N( H# Y, `- uWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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/ \! s1 ]! [& F7 D* p' q" J7 V% @; QSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"1 P0 x1 k9 w" \- m h; Z1 f5 [
# H3 r/ {( u: U K3 Y.... and that's when the fight started. |
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