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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?8 E$ P2 O3 [( b1 B
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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) e) Z1 T3 _. m3 u' Z! sSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"7 C+ g8 c9 H- F" N; d; W9 i, V. J! Q
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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