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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.7 V5 S# V( D- k, `. N! N& w. S) l
/ i9 R% H% P0 R" z/ |/ eYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"! z" P$ r% u: O+ N; q% w1 k
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?") t9 q# w e+ }
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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