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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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, S8 [- ?8 P% o. e WYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?- K: y7 Z: h" N2 p
8 y. ^3 a2 r% H9 G( mWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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5 O( b- L n6 O2 K$ G* DSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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: U6 B+ U% R I' U.... and that's when the fight started. |
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