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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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. s1 m( g* ^+ Q; u6 r5 WYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?* K& _; S- E$ ~0 E- A5 Q
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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% ~5 s2 V2 r# f3 n- P: G' B.... and that's when the fight started. |
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