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你可以这么想:世界上有三种人,男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓,女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。
8 F& n9 Z4 u* rengineer是需要学很多东西,原理,但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。
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参照以下条件,看你到底是不适合做engg:% f* h6 [5 o% p& w8 V/ ~
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Symptoms that you are Engineer
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain8 l* d$ x* `+ C2 t0 b# \; K
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You might be an engineer if…
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
3 Q* t# z9 f- W6 m& _! u- EIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they
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q# x2 ?' D, ~5 }, T$ T6 }If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
9 } i3 l2 b- a/ g6 z3 PIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”' H, H- W1 `+ {/ E4 G$ G
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner
- u5 b+ O' n7 k/ E! Q, P' TIf you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
" {/ D4 g; S; N- Z6 c. GIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas
: M; P8 W. L Y6 b5 GIf the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
, @3 m1 d5 `: B8 U+ MIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
. K6 @+ v( @8 t) I7 C* ]& l6 Gdecimal point in the right place6 L7 Z: V% k: X; g/ [- @
If you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
) B# V9 W. W: ^# ? g$ S7 wIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than6 R( B2 j* Y$ S' N
hanging coats and taping ducts. H# \! `' ^. t% N
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest5 c( ]7 I- G9 y5 y+ d" J
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies
) q1 D, Y7 o" `( q+ aIf you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area: r+ D# J( z! H" K3 D7 ~
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a& H4 R- i# ^: K8 Z& N; D) x& ?4 }
test that actually takes five minutes to run
) ~! _. h, o/ Z3 _; eIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
, G o; ~$ l5 `& |8 n# S& SIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven% `4 `: `+ N! Y- k& H
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
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inside, ?& j, \; D& z+ a i4 C {) u* v
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the
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nuclear reactor
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If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing
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3 M/ V: Y2 @! L# m, K* DIf you truly believe aliens are living among us+ z' p d7 D$ _5 V+ g% l2 U- [2 e L
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance$ x% _7 T7 A/ F' j# B7 a* j
If you see a good design and still have to change it
% E9 B7 O7 ]! p8 v9 L! ^If the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your0 p) _6 @0 i* r6 |" O
questions
: t/ u6 E) ~" V% i* r; r/ IIf you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it
: Z& Z8 x4 y% Z }0 i. {9 }0 qIf you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your
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If you need a checklist to turn on the TV' L- |, x7 m4 m' |2 w
If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
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rush up to the front to fix it
, t, _) ~8 z( K% d h- aIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
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If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV' W: h& u/ A( @; A( k! h
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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size screw driver to use3 \/ N! F* R8 S! W' d2 Z3 ?
If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own& |) O5 M/ p8 _5 V) q6 I; C
handwriting
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this week
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If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her8 F0 c$ Y: [8 r% F# M G# J
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
+ ^# p; r( ~; D# g" oIf you think your computer looks better without the cover
n) j9 m) M" J# b+ HIf you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
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If you know what http:// stands for" U1 r8 A- }+ U% O1 @8 L2 Y* q
If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
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