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8 l; Z2 ]6 R/ J9 q/ I- G& ^* wI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
B3 j) B, \$ s/ K8 uhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
6 a9 A2 r, z" }5 p* t8 lonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.& P# x; z F8 w1 n4 u4 W* }1 E
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1 z/ X8 B" c( i2 U9 mMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
2 ~1 o# X8 }* ~& f' @4 r4 }tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down1 L4 Q r6 h$ V1 T$ `
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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) Q4 C2 b4 K7 L5 fOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
6 I5 F* f1 i; d; M: q, Vover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she/ B" _2 {8 K( M3 j
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# d6 T$ ?( n: oovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- X: b! C5 ~8 V6 P- Z# n
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She [& G+ P9 R, `) C4 ^: }- k
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up* Q# z) ~$ h3 U4 q# ]9 @ r, Q
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
7 [9 w. l; F, A3 h3 ostraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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! ?( G3 O: z/ ATo my surprise, my entire future family was standing& H$ N7 w, J& x7 Y5 O# d
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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