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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I& b) l- K* H g& V, `0 H4 ~/ N" b; t
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was4 P$ T$ @: U; A: t1 T+ \, b
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
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when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be6 h% A Q1 M4 h9 L0 l1 E
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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/ M5 i- u, _- m' U3 M1 BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' M* ?) Y4 q% p) V
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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( P. ~6 ]+ L! P4 ^# jWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me.": @8 B8 |( C# ?: f# ^
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
f7 O8 b' m8 s# ~; Q. m% Tthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing& k, c( F J8 n1 y, j9 d
outside, all clapping!) i8 O; I- y6 l. C
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
/ g3 P6 ^$ @5 w8 e7 K; Xsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
' e+ g( R' `1 @ Jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 p: ]3 r! H! a. d' @( D
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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