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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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' V( z. r* T+ N1 F% Y2 D8 n8 [My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very% T4 n$ }0 \, _
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down, n" U( _) m; S W$ f" z0 i+ p% R
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be' r: Z4 Z. T6 U, p" l. g
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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# v. P0 ^* v6 }6 `One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't# T, d! u6 M' O- \6 C
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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8 i" x0 f3 I. i. G* |- FWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards6 I# f' l! T& P% U% A
my car.
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing1 b: v* C/ D6 r1 V
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 J1 |7 V2 S$ P L
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
. ]( d* G' |2 z, Hask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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4 M2 H( }; v' W) l: s& [And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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