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/ }- y+ _* ^* k) q3 {* x/ dI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
, _2 _. h2 O$ s; v% ~0 h9 J3 Vhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was6 m8 k& g" a4 h% H. f7 O: |
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.. {# g! S4 z9 c* I- U
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" |& J4 R, w* ]& Y( W+ [- s! eMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
8 Q5 q1 u! h. ?- S: |3 Ptight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
+ d1 {" P% d! y6 E1 N* v) h2 Lwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be, |' L2 q" _* M8 E. _9 z, C
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.- S) t* T2 Y1 t( _6 r
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) n' J+ o5 ]1 u$ F$ xOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come3 D. e! o2 T; m) J0 t+ {
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' R- ^/ E( O+ ^* rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' \9 j" V2 C% I. {1 n
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 {5 G/ o" K1 s0 S
committed my life to her sister.
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6 x: C0 a$ `1 ^( p5 a3 {0 j2 pWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She: Z/ z% s M/ Q" k4 W0 q" L& s
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild! L( n: N- T" d! X
fling, just come up and get me."
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% c' d) n2 [0 l2 {I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up" C8 A$ Z) v& {+ d; C* E
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline3 A5 U; M# m3 X4 q4 G
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
$ E7 y) R. }9 o) o+ Hmy car.- k7 N- P; a7 l
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- N4 E$ \% }* \! XTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and$ k& v- s9 W2 b1 O6 a* f: s* l
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
" S R$ k2 b" y' o: f( v7 w+ M! Jask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."# {' D8 j" D- ~; m, L) [
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/ U! p$ i; |" i1 n# w* uAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 }1 c2 g, @5 c T j
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