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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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1 A! i/ B4 j" w! s1 B2 C+ b5 C: GMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very) [7 o, A, F7 `) K& j3 g+ E0 U3 _5 [) M
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
3 i* ?6 S& Z( Cwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
& E: r" t+ k( Q/ |' l0 y; P* ^: Ideliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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- y) L% h# t4 b0 w4 BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't* [) a1 L* K9 b( x
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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3 t" [9 b# w9 G; u6 ]I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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9 ?- g1 g$ L' |9 T+ n+ z) ?To my surprise, my entire future family was standing# g$ |: C: L8 S, K2 C) \8 o+ _7 ?
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and/ v, G- c: f2 Q r# n* d3 C) }
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't$ H1 {; Q! D/ ?( z& E' b8 O3 k
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your2 L; }+ e0 s U, g6 l7 @; v
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