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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! j+ N/ C- D% s3 d' q- ]0 m' {
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$ V' h1 Q0 r, g# e* d% rMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
! q5 a' N" u+ Z* _6 i+ dtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down4 z& K# o {4 Q
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 x' Z) d; ~5 _0 Y2 Pdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
9 w" w v" H2 M+ j5 C! }$ L/ O' Dovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 Z4 a) F: k9 t3 D. z7 {% T( G
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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fling, just come up and get me."' y j% a" b* v6 _$ B
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
( \5 k6 Y4 f7 O$ s+ R. Bthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing$ K& w, n; I1 n% l+ I; }/ J
outside, all clapping!$ `3 D. W$ R, L$ M, }
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and4 L0 `3 c( k3 n6 J9 h. r3 N7 A0 U
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't- H2 Y: T) n* d3 Y. ?
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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