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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I* ^. L& F$ L* M8 z
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was0 `+ O+ y: L9 w! ]3 a, V; B. k* r
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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% k) ?) X8 J7 Q* B! dMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
( u9 m" I, \. J gtight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down7 V6 }1 q) j. L
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be2 g( y! o: E4 E' ~: V4 I
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.# z+ ~( ^4 g5 B( W+ a, Y. S7 e
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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; L& ]3 c# A$ Y& @* Ewhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
: ~% G* R" ~3 M. V( q @overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and2 L* E9 p; v. M0 J7 k- E# K7 t
committed my life to her sister.5 [: }( o0 }! r+ z! P7 N0 P6 O- K/ G
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She' `7 I5 ^$ y* G
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild2 [7 {) y$ t; P q& [: ]0 A* Z5 o( Y
fling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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% [& Y: b6 [0 w# g+ W. O* B3 yTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 Z" D t1 U9 B; B" o# e
outside, all clapping!
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}4 N0 J0 U8 D4 p0 H0 SWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
# h" Q7 n' S {0 _/ [, Isaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
5 P( f# W2 ?2 z( mask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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& N$ g0 R* D$ j% EAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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