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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 1 E4 O: F$ x! @. _1 V4 T: l
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
8 m. O; R& ]2 QWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's0 W* m1 q5 m+ I5 l/ e5 j* `
family was invited over to see the baby. 5 i( E; G/ S# d  n) _( ]
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk, l$ E* p8 {! s/ j" L9 t% C
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.) v4 W( e. u7 u
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) Y/ q8 Z2 _* e% q0 n, u
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
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' h$ u# z* R# r" Z8 A& iLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. # S4 l7 H4 z/ Y  c
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful  e3 X8 Y1 {* @! y3 D
baby.'' F  L& j, ^2 `7 w
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. " y4 y7 F: Z# y
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful* s3 @1 g2 Q7 K
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can6 c5 h1 C, H4 V* g4 x5 Q9 s
he see?'& E, f$ O0 z0 i: \9 F$ H
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
3 O: A! h6 W# Z$ o* B he has 20/20 vision.'6 s; R0 E6 X( ]1 ?* A
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
8 ?$ D% E& B0 l: f% I' D8 fneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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