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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
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When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's, Z/ U5 }' x3 P0 T2 i7 u% Y
family was invited over to see the baby.
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with him and explained that the baby had no ears.# {8 v) ~) M; V2 x: `
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. ! Y0 s! t) v( q% J6 }, T3 R
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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5 ]( W7 n9 d: X1 z! c' xThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
0 A$ R3 k: L2 w2 Q4 `Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful$ E  m6 m& A$ c  \( T
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
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'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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