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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. : @4 \! B0 |4 Z. q# X/ ~
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
; Y, q( O# e% {- z$ Q# {3 K" JWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's" V! v% e. {5 s  x$ G$ R, d' Z
family was invited over to see the baby. 5 n: _& }& t* c- \! S0 c9 r
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk! b2 T$ b  i5 W/ q8 x# ]
with him and explained that the baby had no ears./ w2 }% ~; \/ H, B1 i' W7 y
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything " |8 e$ O0 k8 _# ]$ ]4 T
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he* L; A- X) ~' w3 X4 \/ {1 o
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.- c1 u- m: U* U0 |9 i' w
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. 3 S" G% B2 r7 R/ e7 l) }2 E' X
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful5 S7 Q3 S% r" {1 I) v2 c2 b3 D
baby.'
5 A( i: g* X9 i3 s3 H1 x& YThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
5 E! f- _4 z) z8 E+ zJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful& ]- h; S, X8 U. O8 G
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
- w' ^) f- l! I% she see?'
9 E% |7 h1 v7 {9 G'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said, o. {3 P6 {- o6 |" Q
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he) r: S- a' T( A! n
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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