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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. ! |3 A' w* |! _- l$ ]5 z
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.+ h4 P1 H2 w' d4 Z* E- T; H
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
/ G0 p! d2 ], d; A0 tfamily was invited over to see the baby.
% ?9 v" T8 ^; p" _- |% _7 r  TBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk+ x3 x; j* H8 a$ w* L/ j$ y
with him and explained that the baby had no ears., x: f7 T% K2 j" B
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything * M+ i& W& d  J3 D9 U8 b+ ?9 a
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he# [- {: H" P0 C; U3 ~6 l: ]% ?( i
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.' s7 r3 D7 L; F6 U9 g  t+ B
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
+ P% Z: T  `& t( z$ mWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
8 }) L+ Q8 ^+ j6 N/ m- ?baby.'
  V1 X# q" w" W+ F* N( PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; j# ]" y' S+ c) u0 fJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
( b* M# L; P; ]! M2 R* Ilittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can9 U( N7 j. [: T9 F( a- @
he see?'7 t$ T* m2 P+ _$ ]. U* k  L8 h4 X
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
) \4 u7 z! [* x9 ?3 G+ ? he has 20/20 vision.'& W6 [  D& a" N9 n
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
/ Q0 c( m4 h4 S3 M/ m6 o2 uneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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