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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. / o1 j6 L. l! x5 [4 E4 I& o5 W: r5 T
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
+ k" M+ w& K4 |5 g* e$ \" G; JWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's2 m4 t6 W7 ^6 F4 p4 B9 H) k
family was invited over to see the baby. 5 d! w' X4 V. l1 q: W! l. g* Y
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk, }' b! }; E) V+ {/ E
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
5 _" m2 ?' L7 b! U6 gHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
( k. \. u. _) I5 n1 v8 vabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he6 \8 P1 `1 N1 t) K, @% s4 J8 a
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home." l+ z) \7 _# ^/ f6 a
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. - P: m% n3 H2 g8 h
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful. {, j; |3 l0 K+ x- }$ J; @$ {
baby.'3 ~3 j5 [  F% _3 l
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 z: |* j/ _- p4 _# `  r0 kJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
$ t' ~3 L6 F0 W  `" Zlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can3 u) o6 p, q' J1 y  D3 q  k
he see?') h5 D6 b- J0 N/ M3 e7 V7 A
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
9 \( h9 q3 i0 d8 w: F! _& ]+ U9 w! X he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he6 u  m: O0 {- s* d0 i  `
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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