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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. . Z) `  S9 b  L$ b- a1 {
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.5 s; I% e# [. j
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's( w3 E/ c) j9 l) {
family was invited over to see the baby. & C  j/ y, d/ q! l/ h$ z9 X
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
0 C7 `3 A0 ?8 E, H1 T, mwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
7 ~, ^& |( ~1 E; f2 e2 QHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything . U9 o/ X, J8 H/ [, s1 K6 P) m* |
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
" D! o2 W6 f. f7 Zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
' `3 y" T- t1 C! m  cLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
6 S/ m. z( ^6 L3 r: `) JWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
9 M- Y3 a! r6 V( W" B2 ]baby.'  I4 R0 S% k; M, t) U' C0 Z, A
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ v' N$ O! K: X1 `! j  }2 iJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful0 W3 ~' b+ ~% L# H  ?
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can+ w8 C% E( w: \" V  q# m0 X$ F
he see?'' }/ A3 a, H3 y, ?6 e
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said/ g- Q+ G$ p' _5 m
he has 20/20 vision.'
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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