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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 6 i3 M" k9 c2 |& P5 ~9 j4 W5 |
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
) R4 o( A0 u8 C' k. FWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
4 `/ w7 |8 A" z9 q; x; t4 }family was invited over to see the baby.
) q/ W- m2 b, p1 q, DBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk( s5 p5 l% k3 m% l
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.  |/ d  d6 |% Y: T! B
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
+ A* o9 g; i. Dabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he5 D( d+ H" N) J% k: d
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.2 Z& L8 S) n" L6 e0 E' i
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 v5 X5 U- C2 u! E& vWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
' ^8 G/ M$ |" U( jbaby.'1 `( t# q2 r) N
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
; X2 _) W: y' J! kJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful4 ^+ J5 u! x/ S& C6 z+ `- U
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
5 j8 \- j9 ]3 t3 m- c! Q# B. che see?'
- X: J7 v; V; c+ d' w- k3 I8 r* q9 X+ O'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
! O. ]' v+ K  Z  E: w he has 20/20 vision.': ?! t  E( P/ _/ D3 J

7 W# ^4 ]) G. k'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
+ S% R; {% w0 x  I: ]8 uneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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